NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

Chapter 422: I am a traditional good man, but you two old black guys are forcing me to get married?

"Michael, you run too slowly! If it was Vince here, I would have thrown the ball into the air, and he would have done a slam dunk!" After making a fake move to send Jordan flying and scoring a goal, Lin Tian did not forget to taunt Jordan.

"You mean I'm not as good as Vince, that stupid guy who can only dunk?" Jordan snorted, his arrogance coming late.

"I mean, his dunk was indeed beautiful. After all, one can't be better than others in every aspect, right? Of course, overall, you are still better than Vince." Lin Tian shrugged and praised Jordan.

"I'm better than him, why do I need to say overall?" Jordan rolled his eyes and said, "If he dares to challenge me one-on-one, I can beat him so badly that he won't even recognize him!"

"Michael, Vince is my buddy! We played together for four years, and he's like my brother." Lin Tian smiled and said, "Just like you, you're all my brothers."

"I'm your cousin." Jordan wanted to scold Lin Tian again, but the Hornets didn't wait for the two guys to bicker, but launched an attack directly.

Wesley took advantage of his free time and shot from outside the 3-point line, making a 3-pointer!
3: 4!

After getting blocked twice at the start, the Hornets finally got going!

"Michael, defense! When Vince and I were chatting on the court, we never forgot about defense!" Lin Tian continued to provoke Jordan with his ex.

Men, there are some things you cannot tolerate. It has nothing to do with your age or maturity!

He wasn't even related to anything but...

Ok……

The deeper the love, the more you care?
blah blah blah...

Lin Tian quickly drove this disgusting thought out of his mind.

He never wanted to use such disgusting metaphors again. It was so disgusting that it made him unable to sleep well!

But in short, when Lin Tian repeatedly mentioned his ex, um, his ex-partner in front of Jordan, Jordan really got angry.

No man can stand himself, that's not right.

No woman can tolerate her man constantly talking about how great and gentle his ex was and how many different postures he could have when he was flying.

No one likes this!

Jordan certainly didn't like it either.

So, in the next game, he suddenly started to explode!

After not getting the ball much in the first two rounds, Jordan began to aggressively block for the ball in the low post!
Even though the player the Hornets sent to defend him was Marsh, who was taller and stronger than him and had much better physical fitness than Jordan today, Jordan didn't care at all.

No matter whether you are Mashben or Niu Shiben, I am in a bad mood and will beat you to death!

"Boom! Boom!"

After two consecutive fierce and rapid impacts that made Mashburn's footsteps extremely disordered and unable to form effective defense, Jordan suddenly stepped back, turned around, and shot a fadeaway jump shot!

"Shh!"

There was another crisp sound, and Jordan made a fadeaway jump shot, easily scoring 2 points!
"Vince knows this?" After scoring the goal, Jordan seemed to be still the 23-year-old boy, competitive and unwilling to admit defeat.

“No.” Lin Tian shook his head decisively: “But if it was Vince, he would take a step past Mashburn after getting the ball, then jump to accumulate power, and then jump to complete the dunk!”

"He can complete the attack with just one dribble, which is more concise and effective!"

"Simple and effective, right? Great!" Jordan was almost laughing at Lin Tian's gesture. 20 seconds later, he caught the ball at that position again and then turned to face the basket.

Facing Mashburn's threatening tentative step, Jordan suddenly took a sideways step, then the basketball hit the floor heavily, and with a jump step he completely passed Mashburn. Jordan jumped again and rushed towards the basket!
Magloire was stuck behind Ben Wallace and couldn't provide timely assistance. Jordan wouldn't give him a chance. He jumped as high as he could and slammed the ball into the basket with both hands!

"boom!"

After a loud bang, Jordan immediately turned around to look at Lin Tian: "How about this?"

"Not bad, on Vince's passing level!"

"Passing level?" Jordan snorted with disdain, and then he completely got into the state!
He started asking for the ball like crazy and playing one-on-one like crazy!

"How about this one?"

"Okay, that's ok!"

"What about this ball?"

"Just make do with it, if Vince would just shoot the ball!"

"what about this?"

"2 points are good, but 3 points are more efficient! If it was Vince, he would definitely just pull up for a 3-pointer."

"What's so great about 3 points? Did I score?"

"Very impressive! Michael, your 3-pointer is so accurate now! But Vince's special weapon is the super long 3-pointer!"

"We often compete in long 3-point shots, and he can sometimes beat me! Let me think, when we compete in -point shots, it seems like you have never beaten me once?"

"What's wrong Michael? Where are you going? Why are you catching the ball there? Are you really shooting? Wait, Ben! Rebound!"

"Wow! It's in! So far! You are amazing, Michael!"

"I'm telling you, you're definitely better than Vince. Even though his hand shape and posture don't change when he shoots long 3-pointers, which looks really cool, you can score, too! Any shot that goes in is a good shot!"

How to say it? In the midst of Lin Tian's constant comparison and stimulation, Jordan was killing everyone in the first half of the game, and the opponent Mashben was howling in pain!

29 points, 3 rebounds and 1 assists!

These are the statistics that Jordan achieved during the entire working day of the game!

Even so, he took a 5-minute break. If he didn't, who knows if he could get 30 or even 40 points!
"Vince, have you ever scored 30 points in the first half?" Jordan panted, sat on the chair in the locker room, and continued to ask Lin Tian questions.

This matter is not over! This matter is definitely not over!
"I can't get it." Lin Tian shook his head, then looked at Jordan and sent out the last sentence about Carter tonight, a buzzer beater! An ultimate killing skill that could make Jordan treat the opponent as the murderer of his father!

"But he doesn't need to score so many points. When I'm with him, the most important thing is to make him feel comfortable. I'll take care of the rest for him!"

It's too much! It's shameless!
Jordan's nostrils were smoking when he heard what Lin Tian said.

How is this different from a man breaking up with a woman and saying, "You're a good person, but she needs my protection more, so we have to separate"?
They are all powerful moves that can instantly make people crazy, and then start to tickle people madly!

Anyway, Jordan was obsessed with it, and was obsessed with it very quickly!
"Tell your little darling Vince! He'd better not make it to the Eastern Conference Finals, or I'll make sure he never flies again in his life!" After Jordan threatened angrily, he stood up and walked out of the locker room.

Vince is just delicate, and you have to take care of him and help him everywhere, right?

I'm very strong and don't need your care. I have to do everything by myself, right?

Well, that’s indeed true!
I don't need any point guard.

But damn, I’m going to tear your little Vince to pieces in this Eastern Conference Finals!

Why do you, Lin Tian, ​​think that Vince is better than me?

Destroy him!
With a strong sense of resentment, the second half of the game began!

There was no difference from the first half, Jordan was still out there with crazy output, beating Mashburn, strong attacks again and again, shooting again and again, making Mashburn cry for his parents again and again!
With four minutes left in the third quarter, Jordan once again faked Mashburn from mid-range, then leaned over him to complete the shot.

Although the ball did not go in and Jordan failed to make a 2+1, Mashburn received his fifth foul!
5 fouls before the end of the third quarter!
Mashburn was really beaten up by Jordan tonight and was completely defeated!

"Be careful next time!" Seeing Mashburn being replaced by the coach in disgrace and having to sit on the bench for the time being, Jordan did not forget to chase him and taunt him again.

Marsh is very confused and very innocent.

What did I do wrong? What happened to me?
I didn't fucking provoke you! Lin Chong, I didn't even talk back when you trash-talked me, so why are you bullying me like this?
Of course, no matter how wronged he felt, Mashburn couldn't just ask Jordan directly. It would be useless to sue the parents of an elementary school student if he couldn't beat him in a fight.

He could only hold back his tears. Well, it wasn't that exaggerated. He just held them back anyway. He sat on the bench with a confused look on his face.

He couldn't understand why Jordan hated him so much.

Is it because he has a bad relationship with Payton and Mourning, so he comes here to avenge his old friends?
impossible!

It’s not like I just had a disagreement with those two old guys. Why would I take revenge now? Why would it take so long?

Regardless of whether Mashburn understood why Jordan targeted him and played so fiercely, with his departure and Jordan's continued madness, the suspense of this game was getting less and less!
In the first three quarters, the Pacers led the Hornets by 21 points!
Among them, Jordan of the Pacers scored as many as 44 points!
He really blew up the entire defense of the Hornets!
In the fourth quarter, Lin Tian and Jordan did not play at the beginning. Originally, Carlisle just wanted to let the two of them take a short break and play for 3-4 minutes before letting them take over from Arenas, Ginobili and others.

But Ginobili is in amazing shape tonight!
As soon as he came on the court, he made a violent three-hit combo of breakthrough, mid-range shot and an aerial relay to Miller!

After this set of three consecutive plays, the Pacers' lead has reached 30 points!
And Ginobili's performance tonight was obviously more than that!

In the next two minutes, he hit a three-pointer on each side!

The score difference between the two sides quickly widened to more than 30 points due to Ginobili's outburst!
As for Jordan and Lin Tian? No need to go! What else is there to go!

The two people who were originally not wearing coats and were waiting to go up at any time, were now dressed, and Jordan had already tied an ice pack on his knee.

The younger brothers were playing basketball with all their might, so the two older brothers left work early!
Happy!
I'm going to get off work early tonight and have some fun with my little brothers at night. In the next game, I'm going to let my little brothers play like this and the big brothers are going to get off work early!
The big brothers got a rest, the younger brothers got data and opportunities to show themselves, and everyone could get pure happiness.

Everyone has a bright future, this is the meaning of life!

93: 118!

In the first game of the series, the Pacers won the game easily at home without any trouble.

除了乔丹的44分之外，林天只出手14次就拿下20分15次助攻8篮板5抢断的全面数据，轻轻松松收获一个准三双，另外韦伯拿下12分10篮板，吉诺比利拿下17分，其中第四节13分！
On the Hornets side, the worst player on the defensive end was Mashburn, who had 26 fouls in just 5 minutes of play. In the fourth quarter, because the game was completely ruined, he did not get any playing time.

The worst offence was suffered by Davis. This guy met his natural enemy when he met Lin Tian. The tricks he relied on for survival were totally useless against Lin Tian. Lin Tian was like a fully enhanced version of Baron Davis!

这个晚上，戴维斯18投5中只拿到12分5次助攻，另外还出现了6次失误！
The one who suffered the most physically was Magloire. This second-year blue-collar center had to face off against Big Ben throughout the entire court, and the two of them were almost always in physical combat. During this period, Magloire suffered no idea how many elbows and losses he suffered.

Having learned from fierce inside players like Oakley and Barkley, and old and sinister outside players like Bird, Lin Tian, ​​and Miller, today's Big Ben no longer has the innocence he had when he was on the Bullets. This guy is now a real tough guy on the court, pinching and scratching, teaching the youngsters a good lesson!
Anyway, Magloire must have walked off the court with red eyes and marks and bruises all over his body.

The person who suffered the most mentally must be the Hornets head coach Paul Silas. He was beaten like this in the playoffs for two consecutive years by the same group of people. He must feel very disappointed.

But no matter how bad the Hornets were, the players and fans of the Pacers were absolutely delighted!
This is what we want and what we are waiting for!

Who wants to see the final kill and the counter-final kill? That's the drama of the regular season!

When it comes to the playoffs, we want to see the team slaughter, slaughter madly, and slaughter their opponents to death!

It would be best if we could win by 58 points!
The best finals average win was 58 points!
That's the real playoffs!
In response to the fans' request, the Pacers players said: Is this what you wish for?
So rub the almighty genie and buy a ticket to the Conseco Center!

Let me show you the massacre!

78: 101!

In the second game, the Pacers won easily again. This game was a bit similar to the previous one, but also completely different.

This evening, everything turned upside down!

Tonight, Lin Tian attacked Davis like crazy. Davis played for only 24 minutes but was fouled 4 times. He was replaced by the coach in advance and did not play in the entire fourth quarter. Of course, it was not only because he could not stand up to Lin Tian, ​​but also because he made 15 of 4 shots and 4 turnovers on the offensive end.

Silas, I really don’t dare let him go up!

How could it be exposed so badly?
As for Mashburn, this guy was able to play some wonderful offense in the last game. He made 20 of 9 shots and scored a team-high 23 points, which is worthy of his status as a leader.

But in this game, Jordan chose not to shoot crazily, and put a lot of energy into defense. He kept a close eye on Mashburn throughout the game, making it difficult for this "monster" to defend!

With 18 of 6 shots and a hit rate of just over 40%, the -year-old Jordan proved that when he defends with all his strength, he can still kill the opponent's All-Star level forwards!
Apart from these two players, the mood of the rest of the Hornets players was similar to that of the previous game.

Isn't it just being beaten?

I'm almost used to it!
Two days later in New Orleans, fans here finally waited for the new team's first playoff performance in this city!

Although in the first two games their team was beaten by the opponent without any chance to fight back and was almost pinned to the ground, although the team was completely defeated in both games from the players to the coaches to the final outcome.

But for New Orleans fans, this is the first time in more than 20 years that this city has an NBA team and entered the playoffs!

The fans have been waiting for almost 30 years! They can't wait to get to the stadium and cheer for their team!

Therefore, they don't care that their team is not favored by everyone, nor do they care that the team ranked first on the "first round sweep ranking" provided by Las Vegas is their own Hornets.

Even TNT, ESPN and other media outlets were discussing the list of the most disappointing players in the first two games of the playoffs in their programs over the past two days, and Davis and Mashburn were on the list!

None of these can affect the passion of New Orleans people to watch the playoffs live!
So, this evening, the arena in New Orleans was packed with fans!
Not only that, they also started roaring and shouting wildly as soon as the players entered the court, cheering for their team and booing Jordan, Lin Tian and other Pacers players!
"It's rare to see such a bad team but such enthusiastic fans!" Ben scratched his ears, puzzled by the excitement of the New Orleans people: "Are they treating this as a carnival? So they just party and don't care about the game?"

"Ben, I have to tell you." Lin Tian patted Ben on the shoulder and said, "When the fans are in a frenzy, their players will be just as frenzied! Their fighting power will increase exponentially! Don't you remember how much strength the fans' shouts have brought you?"

"Remember!" Big Ben frowned and nodded. He obviously recalled the madness of the Indians.

"So, we must not relax in tonight's game! Tonight's game, the opponent must be 120% prepared! They will give everything, they will pay everything, just to kill us!"

"At the same time, they certainly don't want their first game after moving to New Orleans to end in a loss or a crushing defeat!"

"This is the dignity of a team, this is the dignity of a city!"

"We can't underestimate them, and we must never let our guard down! Otherwise, we may face a head-on blow and a crushing defeat!"

"Give it your all! Treat this game as a tiebreaker! Beat them to death!"

"Kill them!"

"WIN OR GO HOME!"

"Fuck New Orleans!"

"We must win! We must win! We must win!"

The old and young players of the Pacers were so excited by Lin Tian's words that their anger was completely boosted!

Damn, you want to beat us by relying on the passion of the home fans?

dream!

Even if you put 20,000 Playboy cover girls in the stands, you can't take this victory away from us today!

It's so hard!

Game start!
Inspired by Lin Tian, ​​Ben even tensed up from the jump ball. For the first time in the series, he beat Magloire in the jump ball and got the first wave of ball possession for the Pacers.

After Lin Tian dribbled the ball and broke through, he found Christie who was missed. After receiving the ball, Christie did not hesitate and threw it!
"Boom!"

After a dull thud, the Pacers missed their first shot, but before Magloire under the basket could even exert force to secure his position, he found that he had lost his position!
Big Ben elbowed him to the side, then jumped high and grabbed the rebound, using tremendous strength in both hands to catch the ball!

"Oh!"

After a muffled sound, Magloire was so scared that he almost didn't dare to go over to defend, but fortunately Big Ben was not preparing to attack, but passed the ball to Christie who was cutting in!
After Christie got the ball, he didn't need to dribble or adjust. He just took a step and knocked Magloire to the side in the air. Then he slammed it with one hand and scored!
"Nice dunk Doug!" Big Ben grinned and reached out to high-five Christie.

"You passed it better!" Christie also showed her fangs, with a ferocious look on her face!

This time, Lin Tian was stunned.

Was the speech I just made so brilliant?
Someone like Christie was motivated by himself to dunk?

You know, this guy is a typical pragmatist. He will never dunk if he can make a layup, and he will never break through if he can shoot. His main style is simple and practical, but boring.

Lin Tian still remembers the technical statistics he saw at the end of the season. Christie played 78 games this season and had a total of 4 dunks.

In the entire league, except for Nash of the Mavericks and Parker, Lin Tian’s substitute, no one has fewer dunks than him!

Well, of course, out of courtesy, Boykins is not on this list. To include him would be an insult.

"Doug, I haven't seen you so excited in a long time!" Lin Tian stretched out his hand and touched Christie's.

"My baby is waiting for me at the door! She's also coming to New Orleans." Christie's eyes were filled with anxiety: "We have to finish the game quickly, and I want to leave a little early! Otherwise, we will miss the concert at 10 o'clock tonight! The baby has been looking forward to this concert for a long time!"

vomit!
Nausea.

This guy has been married for so many years, and he still calls his wife baby?

Lin Tian couldn't help but look at Christie and questioned her soul: "Doug, tell me the truth, do you still remember your wife's name? Did you forget her name, so you call her baby?"

"Of course not!" Christie said righteously: "I will always love Jackie! She is my favorite!"

"Including the time she burned your car and refused to let the female doctor give you artificial respiration, causing you to almost die?" Lin Tian always had doubts about the way Christie and his wife got along!

"Everything! I love everything about her!"

Christie continued proudly: "You are an emotional scumbag, you will never understand the love between us, Lin! I tell you, I..."

"You don't have to tell me that I will never refer to or adopt the way you and your wife get along in my life." Lin Tian said without hesitation: "I don't envy you at all."

"Honestly, Lin, you should find a true soul mate! Finding a soul mate will truly elevate your life! How about this, after the game is over, you and I will go to a concert together and let the music cleanse your soul!"

"Shut up! From now on, when we have team dinners, you go to the kids' table!" Lin Tian muttered and ran away quickly.

terrible!

Not only was this guy being PUA'd, he was also controlled to the point where he didn't even dare to look at the cheerleaders during a timeout. Now he actually wants to drag me into this?

The evil spirits are gone!
No taboos!

While Lin Tian and Christie were chatting, the Hornets' offense had already reached the frontcourt. Wesley took the ball and asked for a screen, then suddenly accelerated and rushed towards the basket. He wanted to challenge Big Ben's defense!
"Oh!"

The two people collided fiercely in the air, and then Big Ben slapped the ball. Then he didn't even throw the ball far away, but hugged it in his arms!
Pick up the ball in the air!

In the "Street Basketball" game that will be popular in China in the future, this move is called steal or block!

This is definitely the most humiliating defense on the court! When this move appears, it represents an absolute crushing victory!
Big Ben didn't even grin at Wesley, but directly gave the ball to Lin Tian, ​​then accelerated and ran as fast as he could, he also wanted to participate in the counterattack!

Lin Tian did not disappoint Daben. Since the little brother ran so hard, he must be rewarded!

After Lin Tian dribbled the ball all the way, he came to the basket, glanced at the positions of the players on both sides, and then suddenly threw the ball into the air with one hand.

The Hornets defender was still turning his head to see what Lin Tian was going to do, when a yellow number 3 figure suddenly jumped up, caught the basketball in the air, and slammed it into the basket!
"boom!"

After a loud bang, Lin Tian and Big Ben made an aerial relay and the team scored another 2 points!
"Hoohoho!"

After completing the slam dunk, Ben was releasing his energy crazily. Looking at his appearance, Lin Tian even wondered if the Hornets had a grudge against him for killing his father.

No, we have known each other for such a long time, this bastard, why is he so excited today?

There can't be a 'baby' waiting at the door!
"Ben, save your energy and don't be anxious." Lin Tian couldn't help but comfort him. Given Ben's current state, this kind of over-excited behavior could easily lead to injury. He had to let the little brother slow down, and if that didn't work, he could just spit out some of the chicken soup.

"I want to leave early." Big Ben smiled innocently and said, "The sooner the game enters garbage time, the faster it will end, right? I have an appointment tonight!"

"You also have a baby in New Orleans?" Lin Tian couldn't help rolling his eyes.

I thought my words worked, but it turns out that one after another, they all have activities, right?

"No, no baby." Da Ben shook his head and said, "There is an angel waiting for me! She is really like an angel. She can warm my heart and bring me everything! She is my angel!"

"Boss, seriously, you can't keep drifting like this! You're almost 30, I think you need a more stable life!"

"Marriage can make a man stable."

"FUXX! Shut up." Lin Tian turned around and left again, away from Daben.

I'm really sick tonight. These two people, one is an angel and the other is a baby, are playing with puns here, right?

Besides, I'm a traditional Chinese man, why would I be forced to get married by you two black Americans?

It's the other way around!

Damn peace-loving Hitler, he would rather die than surrender to France, right?

Irritability!

Both old men Lin Sen and Lin Jun haven't urged us to get married yet. Oh, you two big black guys are here to urge us to get married?
It's crazy!
"Bang!" When Lin Tian was wondering if Big Ben and Christie had their brains burned out, Davis dribbled the ball and bumped into Lin Tian!

This time, Lin Tian was distracted and not well prepared, so he was knocked by Davis and staggered, taking two steps back!
Davis took a step back and retreated outside the three-point line. He even had time to glance at Lin Tian before he shot the ball and made a three-point shot!
"Shh!"

After a crisp sound, Davis opened the business!

"Lin! You are done tonight! You can't defend me tonight! We are invincible back in New Orleans! I will blow you up!" After Davis scored the goal, he was so excited and fierce, and his teeth hidden under his beard were so white!

I'm done? I can't defend you?
Back to New Orleans?
I'll beat you back to your crappy Los Angeles slums!

"ball!"

After being hit by Davis, and with the strange feeling of being destroyed by Big Ben and Christie, Lin Tian seemed a little rough when asking for the ball.

FUXX, I’ll beat you to death!

Who let you run into my gun hole?
Live it!

Lin Tian dribbled all the way to the frontcourt!
Seeing Davis lowering his center of gravity and trying his best to defend, Lin Tian did not say anything or make gestures to call for tactics. Instead, he started attacking directly with the crazy shouts of "Defense! Defense!" from the fans in the stadium!
He suddenly accelerated and broke through on the left side. In the blink of an eye, Lin Tian was close to Davis. Then Lin Tian exerted force with his shoulders to push Davis into the three-point line. Then Lin Tian immediately dribbled between his legs and stepped back to jump out of the three-point line.

Davis was so angry at Lin Tian that he took two steps back before he could stand.

But even if he managed to stand, he just didn't fall down, which was embarrassing. If he wanted to rush out of the 3-point line to defend Lin Tian, ​​it would be too late!

"Shh!"

After a crisp sound, Lin Tian's three-pointer also hit the target, using the same method to make an extremely tough response!
"Come on! Let me see how you beat me! Come on!"

From this round on, Lin Tian started to become ferocious!
He got into the state!
(End of this chapter)