NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

"Lin, are you serious?" Kenny still couldn't believe what was happening in front of him. The number of viewers of this game in North America had reached 2600 million.

The number of viewers worldwide is, if not 8000 million, at least million.

Then, Lin Tian gave Jordan an enema in front of 8000 million people?

Hiss... so scary!
"Lin is really a genius!" Barkley muttered for a long time with his mouth open, and in the end he could only say this meaningless sentence.

What else could he say? How else could he say it?
God knows that Lin Tian can come up with such a "morale-boosting" thing at a time like this.

I don’t know if Jordan has hemorrhoids.

No, whether he had it or not, it should be gone now.

"Michael must be in so much pain. I can see his sphincter is still trembling." Barkley observed and analyzed carefully: "This is a sign of extreme pain! I doubt Michael will be able to fart for the next half month!"

"Shut up, Charles, no one wants to hear your analysis of this! No one cares whether Michael can release... Damn it, why should I discuss this with you? Anyway, the game has already started!" Kenny still felt a sense of absurdity until this moment.

It's ridiculous!

Why does this happen?
why?
He couldn't understand it and he was shocked.

This is pretty much everyone's current situation and reaction.

But to everyone's surprise, Jordan rubbed his butt with one hand, contracted his sphincter, and then walked towards Kirilenko with a menacing look.

Kirilenko habitually stretched out his hand to touch Jordan's waist, but this time Jordan stretched out his hand extremely roughly and slapped Kirilenko's arm off with one slap.

"Go to hell! Stay away from me!" Jordan yelled angrily, suddenly turned around to block the position, then reached out for the ball forcefully.

This time Lin Tian did not hesitate and quickly passed the ball to Jordan. Then Jordan immediately turned around, raised the ball and faked a move, followed by a series of tentative steps, and then faked another move.

This time he finally tricked Kirilenko into focusing on his opponent!

Seizing the opportunity, Jordan immediately bent down and accelerated, breaking through Kirilenko!

After taking one step into the inside, Jordan was extremely determined this time!
With a feeling of frustration and anger, he rushed towards Ma Long who came to assist in defense.

"Oh!"

With a dull thud, Jordan and Malone collided in the air. This time, Jordan was extremely aggressive, stretching his arms long and straight, almost aiming for Malone's face to slap him.

"Snapped!"

Malone failed to control his defensive movements and hit Jordan's hand with his big hand.

"Beep! Foul! Two free throws!"

The referee immediately blew the whistle, indicating that Malone committed a hand foul and Jordan went to the free throw line!
"Michael is still very smart. He knew that he was not in good shape tonight, so he did not choose to continue shooting. Instead, he used the method of attacking the basket to create free throws to score points!"

Barkley saw Jordan's play and immediately began to analyze: "It seems that Lin's move was very effective!"

"At least Michael has become fierce and decisive again, instead of being timid like before. Kenny, do you want to try it? I think this move may be some secret Chinese Kung Fu that can help people regain their courage!"

"Then I'll give you a blow. After all, compared to me, you're more of a coward." Kenny hit back bluntly, "Who is the one who's trying to change teams to win the championship? It's not me."

Kenny and Barkley were bickering with each other in the studio, while Jordan walked to the free throw line, shot steadily, and made both free throws!
The Pacers tied the score again!
During the free throw process, he did not trash talk anyone, and even ignored Malone's ridicule. He just made the free throw, and then immediately invested in defense, starting with a high-intensity and high-pressure full-court defense on Kobe from the backcourt!
As Barkley said, Jordan woke up.

Wake up in every sense of the word!

He no longer thought about those trivial things, and no longer hesitated!
At the same time, he did not rush up and hit him indiscriminately.

He knew very well that his touch was not good tonight, and continuing to shoot would probably not produce any good results. After all, Lin Tian's Thousand Years Kill could directly strike his soul and wake him up, but it could not restore his touch to normal.

So he gave up shooting. Jordan wanted to use fierce and iron-blooded defense and uninterrupted attack to break the Lakers' defense. He wanted to stand on the free throw line again and again to contribute to the team on the offensive end!
In a game like tonight where both teams had poor shooting touch and missed shots most of the time, Jordan's style of play was indeed the most effective and the one that could help the team score the most.

In the next few minutes, Jordan repeatedly attacked Kirilenko in the low post. The difference from before was that he did not choose to jump shot directly even once. He would rush into the inside every time, trying to get free throws and whistles.

"It's so moving! It's so incredible! The 40-year-old Jordan rushed to the inside again and again, threw himself into the sky again and again, and then fell to the ground!"

At this time, Barkley did not tease Jordan anymore, but sent his most sincere blessing to his good buddy: "For victory, Michael once again gave everything! This has nothing to do with age, it has to do with the players' desire for victory and yearning for the championship!"

"At least when it comes to the desire to win, Michael has never lost to anyone! He is a true hero!"

"Look, Michael rushed in again! This time he faced a double team from O'Neal and Kirilenko, and there was no pass!"

"Michael forced a pull-up shot, his arm stretched so far that Kirilenko couldn't touch it. He failed to hit the basketball in Michael's hand! It hit his wrist instead! It's a foul, no doubt about it! The whistle blew, the referee blew the whistle again!"

"Michael got his 7th and 8th free throws in the th quarter! Can he keep hitting them?"

Accompanied by Barkley's commentary, Jordan once again stood on the court. He took a deep breath, calmed his body which was shaking due to continuous confrontation and physical contact, and then took a free throw.

"Shh!"

The first free throw was made.

"Shh!"

The second free throw was also successful!
86: 87!

The Pacers once again overtook the opponent!

There are only 3 minutes left before the end of the game!
Jordan still only scored one field goal tonight, and he still only made 14 of 1 shots, but he scored 8 points in the fourth quarter with 8 free throws, and 10 points in the whole game!

In addition, Jordan, who tried his best on the defensive end, got 13 rebounds, 3 steals and 1 block.

Kobe, who was playing against him, didn't play any particularly outstanding performance. Kobe's performance tonight was just slightly better than Jordan's!
Well, much better.

In the last 3 minutes, Kobe once again launched a counterattack against Jordan, dribbling the ball between his legs continuously, then suddenly started dribbling one step, and then Kobe jumped up and threw the ball two steps inside the 3-point line!
"Shh!"

这一球命中之后，科比今晚20投7中，3分球9投3中，罚球4罚3中，拿下了自己今晚的第20分！
"FUXX! You can't defend me Michael! You can't defend me!" After Kobe scored, he excitedly punched and roared, expressing his excitement to Jordan. Then he took over Kirilenko's defense of Jordan and took the initiative to stand in front of Jordan: "Come on! Come on, come on, one more!"

"You have guts, but there's no need!" Jordan sneered. He didn't even try to catch the ball, but ran away quickly to the side.

At the same time, because Jordan took Kobe away, Kobe temporarily took over Kirilenko's defensive task. Kirilenko was unable to keep up with Lin Tian for a while and was rushed past by him.

Weber at the baseline had no time to hesitate or wait. He threw the ball to Lin Tian, ​​allowing Lin Tian to hold the ball and launch a counterattack!

This was the first time the Pacers had played this kind of baseline pass fast break tonight!

Lin Tian grabbed the basketball near the center line without stopping at all. He changed direction and passed Fisher who was blocking him, then Lin Tian went straight to the inside!
The only one who could catch up with him at this time was Kobe, who was originally competing against Jordan!

Kobe had no choice but to let go of Jordan and follow Lin Tian instead.

But the moment he left Jordan, the basketball in Lin Tian's hand flew out!

The ball flew straight from Kobe's head to the basket, and Jordan jumped up, grabbed the basketball with both hands, and slammed the ball into the basket!
"boom!"

After a bang, Jordan finally scored his second open play goal of the night!
15 out of 2 shots!
"Welcome back Michael!" Lin Tian stretched out his hand and touched Jordan's. "How about a mid-range shot that you are best at next?"

“No problem!” Jordan’s confidence was completely restored. He bumped fists with Lin Tian in the air, and then said, “Pull away!”

88: 89!

Lakers offense.

This time, after the pass, the Lakers created a low-post space for O'Neal to have a one-on-one time with Big Ben.

Of course, O'Neal would not miss such a good opportunity. After grabbing the ball, he slammed his hands on the floor, then jumped into the basket, then jumped directly and slammed the ball into the basket with both hands!
The fierce O'Neal is really not something that a guy like Big Ben, who is about 2 meters tall, can stop!
This has nothing to do with whether you work hard or not, it’s just a pure difference in talent!
The excited O'Neal roared at Big Ben, showed off his muscles, and once again took his signature domineering step!

At the same time, the referee blew the whistle and gave Big Ben a blocking foul.

2+1!

As O'Neal made the free throw, the Lakers took the lead again! This was also O'Neal's 20th point tonight! He made 15 of 7 shots and 9 of 6 free throws tonight. He is already the most efficient player among the main players of both teams!
After O'Neal made the shot, Lin Tian passed the ball directly to Jordan at the baseline, saying, Danzi, it's your turn!

Jordan was not polite either. He dribbled the ball and waved his hand and called for an isolation tactic, asking everyone to move away from him. At the same time, after coming outside the three-point line, he turned around immediately. He wanted to continue to play one-on-one against Kirilenko with his back!
"Come on, kid, I'll let you know. The reason you were able to block me continuously just now was just luck. The gap between us is much bigger than you think!" Jordan was talking trash while observing the Lakers' defense.

Then he dribbled the ball once and found that Kobe, who had just heard the conversation between him and Lin Tian, ​​was running towards him quickly.

This guy obviously thought that Jordan would play one-on-one on this ball, so he chose to double-team him.

"Snapped!"

At this time, Jordan did not hesitate at all and directly passed the ball to Lin Tian who was missed outside the three-point line!
Even if Kobe tried his best to rush towards Lin Tian again, it was too late!

"Shh!"

Lin Tian outside the 3-point line made another 3-pointer!
91: 92!

The game entered the last 2 minutes and the Pacers were still leading by one point!
In the next minute, both sides' consecutive attacks were unsuccessful. O'Neal and Kirilenko of the Lakers and Lin Tian and Webber of the Pacers each missed a shot. After four consecutive failed attacks, there were only 40 seconds left in the game!

Kobe dribbled to the frontcourt again. Facing Jordan's attack, Kobe did not force a shot this time. Instead, he called for Malone's pick-and-roll, allowing him to block Jordan. Then Kobe forced himself to accelerate in the face of Webber.

After making his way to the edge of the 3-second zone and attracting Ben Wallace's defense, Kobe threw the ball high with one hand and passed it to O'Neal who was left open under the basket!

"boom!"

After a bang, the Lakers once again gained a 25-point advantage in the last 1 seconds!

"pause!"

Carlisle chose to call a timeout again at this time. O'Neal excitedly took another domineering step and walked towards the bench with great momentum. Carlisle stood up in advance with the tactical board to greet his players.

This extremely brutal iron-forging battle is about to enter its final 25 seconds.

"I think it must be Lin!" Barkley said directly: "Lin will complete the final shot! Although his touch tonight is not very good, it is much better than Michael. He is the leader of the team and he will take responsibility."

Kenny said: "It is also possible to use a tactic to use Lin's breakthrough to attract the Lakers' defense and let other Pacers players take the shot! The Pacers are not short of people who can take the shot at this time."

"Several of their players have had big-hearted performances of buzzer beaters! Do you remember the scene last year when Arenas stole the ball from Lin and made a 3-pointer?"

Barkley followed up, “No matter what they choose, this round will be the one that determines the outcome!”

Following the two people's analysis, the 10 players from both sides once again took to the court.

The Pacers replaced Christie with Arenas, while the other four remained unchanged. The Lakers replaced Fisher with Fox, who has better defense and size.

One side must attack with all their might, while the other side must defend this 1-point advantage at all costs!

As the referee blew the whistle, the Pacers threw the ball in from the sideline.

After a complicated run and screen, Webber was the first to rush out of the crowd and got the basketball at the top of the arc. Then Jordan immediately moved closer to him and made a hand-to-hand pass with Webber.

"Is it Michael? Is it Michael?" Barkley exclaimed immediately.

But before he could finish his words, Webber and Jordan separated!
Jordan doesn't have the ball!
Not even in Weber's hands.

The basketball came into Lin Tian's hands at a 45-degree angle on the wing.

After Lin Tian got the basketball, facing Kobe's entanglement, he quickly chose to break through and go straight to the basket!

But he only moved two steps inside when Kirilenko pounced on him.

Double team!

Without thinking, Lin Tian quickly passed the ball to Webber who had just arrived near the free throw line, and at the same time he ran towards Webber at a very fast speed.

The two then exchanged hands and set a screen, and Lin Tian once again came out from Webber's side. This time his speed exploded to the limit, and the double-team of Kobe and Kirilenko was crushed by Lin Tian in just one step!
He passed two people in the blink of an eye and got a chance to shoot one step below the free throw line.

Lin Tianna was still hesitating. He jumped up and threw the basketball into the basket with a master's shot.

"Boom!"

But what broke the heart of the entire Indiana was that Lin Tian's jump shot missed the target and bounced out of the rim.

After a dull sound, Big Ben and O'Neal under the basket quickly entangled with each other, trying to compete for the rebound. At the same time, Malone rushed to the basket one step faster than Webber.

But as the rebound bounced high, the person who grabbed the rebound was not any of the three inside players.

Jordan!

This guy, who had been unsuccessful all night and had barely managed to score double-digit points by free throws, suddenly appeared from somewhere, jumped up with all his strength, threw himself completely into the air, and then grabbed the rebound.

But even though he grabbed the rebound, Jordan had already lost his balance, and his upper body was almost riding on O'Neal's head. Because he rushed too hard, he fell to the ground. Just as he was about to lose his balance and fall to the ground, Jordan used up the last bit of strength in both hands and passed the ball to Lin Tian who had just finished shooting.

The moment Lin Tian received the ball, Kobe and Kirilenko rushed up again regardless of anything. They would not give Lin Tian any chance to regroup and at least force him to scramble for the ball!
But Lin Tian did not rush to attack. Instead, he turned around and passed the ball to Arenas outside the three-point line.

Then Lin Tian ran towards the outside while reaching for the ball.

This time, Arenas did not shoot himself, but listened to Lin Tian's roar and passed the ball to Lin Tian who ran out from the three-point line.

Lin Tian got the ball again, with only 4 seconds left before the end of the fourth quarter!
Then, Lin Tian’s choice was once again unexpected!
With one hand hitting the ground, Lin Tian passed the basketball again.

This time, the basketball landed near the waist inside the three-point line.

Jordan's favorite shooting point!

The person who caught the ball was, of course, Jordan, who had just stood up and moved quickly to the position!

The double-teaming of Kobe and Kirilenko caused huge problems for the Lakers' defense at this time.

They missed Jordan!
Even though Jordan only made 15 of 2 shots tonight, they actually missed Jordan at this time!
After Jordan received the ball, there was no Lakers player within 2 meters in front of him. O'Neal wanted to rush over, but was blocked by Ben Wallace and could not get through. As for Malone, Kobe and Kirilenko, these guys were farther away from Jordan and it was even more impossible for them to rush over to help defend.

The last Fox?
Fox's clothes were about to be torn by Arenas. Help defense? He didn't even run over.

In short, no one had time to defend Jordan.

Jordan didn't need to do any psychological preparation. His experience, big heart, and still-twitching sphincter all told him: Just do it decisively!

Pull it up and attack!
"Shh!"

"Buzz!"

After a crisp sound, Jordan hit the decisive shot at the end of the game, allowing the Pacers to overtake again!
The ball went in and the light came on, leaving the Lakers with no chance or hope.

One hit kill!

93: 94!

The Pacers won the first game of the series at home with great difficulty!

"Michael! Michael!"

"MVP! MVP! MVP!"

"Champions! We are still the champions this year!"

"Fuck the damn people of Los Angeles!"

"Don't give them another chance!"

"4:0! Sweep these damn bastards!"

The fans at the scene were shouting like crazy. The process of this game was too complicated and the rhythm of the whole game was too uncomfortable. The Pacers were on the verge of losing many times. Even with more than 20 seconds left in the game, they were still behind!

But, they have Jordan and Lin Tian!

These two people saved the team once again!

"Michael Jordan! You must not let him go even if he hits 30 of 0 shots! I thought this was something a 3-year-old child would know! But the Lakers let Jordan go! They didn't deserve to lose!" Barkley shouted, "Michael redeemed himself! He saved himself! He redeemed everything!"

Kenny followed up, "This is a superstar! Even if he only made 15 of his first 2 shots, he still dared to take the buzzer-beater!"

"I also want to praise Lin! Absolute trust! Absolute tacit understanding! Lin knew Jordan would be there, and Lin also knew that Jordan could make the shot! So he passed the ball, and Jordan did not let Lin down!"

“16投3中，罚球8罚8中，拿下14分15篮板6助攻4抢断2盖帽！今晚的乔丹虽然进攻一团糟，甚至还被基里连科80秒内连续四次封盖，可他却在其他的方面帮助了球队！”

"He hit the buzzer-beater! He played perfect defense! He grabbed 15 rebounds! Let us remember tonight, an absolutely great, but imperfect Jordan!"

On the court, Lin Tian and Jordan looked at each other, then walked towards each other, stretched out their right hands at the same time, and hit each other fiercely.

"Snapped!"

After a crisp sound, the two people finished high-fiving!
Except that the jerseys of the two players changed from the bright red of the Bulls to the golden yellow of the Pacers, everything was exactly the same as it was 7-8 years ago!
They are still the championship backcourt, they are still the best partners!
After this high-five of the century, the other players of the Pacers no longer suppressed their excitement. A group of people rushed towards Jordan and Lin Tian like crazy, and hugged them tightly in the middle.

Excited! Crazy celebration!

This iron-forging battle, this extremely difficult battle, was finally won!

Lin Tian noticed that Arenas was even wiping his tears with a purple rag.

Fox held his tattered jersey to protest to the referee, saying that he was fouled in the final stage.

Kobe, O'Neal and Malone all looked helpless and disappointed.

Losing this game is a huge blow to them!

Where can they find another Jordan who can make 16 of 3 shots?
If Jordan in today's form couldn't help them win the game, how are they supposed to win when Jordan returns to normal?

That night, the Lakers' shooting percentage was not high, and they fell into a close fight with the Pacers. Although O'Neal and Kobe both scored 20+ points, Kirilenko played the masterpiece of his career, scoring 16 points, 8 rebounds, 7 assists, 6 blocks and 5 steals.

But they still lost the game.

Even if Kirilenko was called the almighty god of war, the king of 5*5, the first guy to hit such data in the finals, the first person to block Jordan four times in 80 seconds after the game, even if he was destined to make a big splash and be sought after by countless people.

But so what?

The Lakers still lost.

The saddest person is Malone.

He made only 14 of 4 shots tonight and got only 13 points and 13 rebounds. On such a night, he resented that he couldn't make even one more shot!

Even if they scored one more goal, the Lakers would have won!
But it happened that on this night, he and Jordan both failed!

But Jordan can rush for the offensive rebound and hit the winning shot to redeem himself.

Where is Malone?
He has nothing.

He lost completely.

步行者队这边，大本是全场命中率最高的人，他2投2中，罚球5罚2中拿下6分15篮板4盖帽，韦伯13分8篮板5助攻，林天29投13中，3分球9投5中，罚球8罚6中，拿下了全场最高的37分9篮板12助攻！

In addition, Arenas, who stood up from the bench, also scored double-digit points with 13 points, becoming the team's top scorer on the bench.

This extremely difficult night for the Pacers finally came to an end.

But for Jordan, his suffering had just begun.

Press conference!
At the post-match press conference, reporters were eager to direct their firepower at Jordan. Lin Tian, ​​who scored 37 points, completely became a supporting role at this time.

Of course, he didn't care at all. If it weren't for the issue of identity, he would rather sit on the sidelines and ask Jordan questions with the microphone.

Because the questions the reporters asked Jordan were really not serious!
"Michael, after you only made 15 of your first 2 shots, why did you dare to take the 16th shot so resolutely?"

"Because I am Michael Jordan! I am always confident, I always believe that I can do it, as long as the ball comes, I will not hesitate!"

"How does it feel to hit the buzzer beater again? Would you thank Lin for his trust?"

"We have always trusted each other, and this will not be shaken by the performance of a certain game. As for hitting the buzzer beater again, I can only say that I know I can do it, and I am very happy that I did it! I have completed my redemption."

"Michael, please comment on Andrei Kirilenko. He scored epic numbers tonight, and his defense on you was perfect, causing you to play the worst night of your career. Do you think he can be the best defensive player?"

"Whether he can become the best defensive player or not, you have to ask Ben, but he is really good! Those blocks he made were very beautiful. I will study the game videos carefully when I go back and find his weaknesses on the defensive end. In the next game, I will beat him to death!"

"I'll beat the shit out of him and prove that I was just lucky to be able to defend him!"

The above is all the serious part of today’s post-match press conference.

All the problems that followed went in the downward direction.

"Michael, did Lin's attack on your...your...excretory organs help you regain your senses?"

"Is this your first time doing this? Why does Lin look so good at it?"

"How did you feel when he hit you like that? Did you want to kill him? Or did you feel great?"

"Is this really effective? Would you recommend this method of boosting morale to the entire league?"

"How much is the relationship between your last buzzer-beater and the blow Lin gave you?"

"If Lin hadn't given you that blow, do you think you would have performed better or worse tonight?"

"Do you need to go to the hospital? Are you familiar with the anorectal department in Indiana?"

"Do you still feel pain now? Do you want this pain to stay with you and last until the next game?"

"Are you going to play with this pain in this area for the entire round?"

"Will it affect your excretion tonight?"

"If you have the chance, would you consider taking revenge on Lin in the same way and give him the same blow?"

"We all know that Lin is your best friend, so after the game, will you talk about this?"

"Some people say that Lin's attack directly pierced your soul. Is this true?"

.........

Niubi!

Listening to these questions from reporters, Lin Tian wanted to give them a thumbs up.

You guys are really good at having fun!
Lin Tian even suspected that these people were not simply his clones or hired by Pelinka to specifically disgust Jordan.

Otherwise, how could the question made Lin Tian feel refreshed as soon as he heard it?

My American colleagues, do you like discussing this stuff with others so much?
Lin Tian even suspected that the eyes of the reporters sitting in the audience were shining!

These guys, aren't they gay?

Aiming at Jordan?
Lin Tian suddenly shivered a little.

To be honest, when these problems started to arise, Jordan wanted to just run away.

But Lin Tian's position was closer to the door of the press conference, and this shameless guy cleverly sat back two steps, directly blocking all roads.

So if Jordan wanted to run away, he only had two choices: walk down from the interview desk or walk past the reporters.

Well, that's too dangerous. There's a high probability that he will be completely surrounded by reporters.

Or, he could choose to roll over or jump over Lin Tian...

Jordan thought about the image for a moment, then gave up.

He didn't want any more strange scenes and photos of himself to be captured by those reporters and put on the front pages of major newspapers.

He is ashamed enough!

Unable to run or leave, Jordan chose to remain silent. He sat there without saying a word, determined not to answer any questions related to the lower three roads.

He was just waiting for the league's press officer to finally lose his patience and announce the end of the press conference.

But what Jordan didn't see was that the league's press officer tonight was obviously also a troublemaker.

This guy and Lin Tian looked at each other, and then both of them showed the evil smile that you and I understand.

Well, at tonight’s press conference, no matter whether Jordan answers questions or not, the time must be enough!

Not a second less!

Jordan is so embarrassed and awkward that he may not meet him once in 20 years. Such a good opportunity must not be missed! (End of this chapter)