NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

It was indeed Nate who won the dunk contest tonight.

But when this guy made his last dunk, he wanted to end the game with an alley-oop dunk.

But he couldn't dunk it. That night, he just couldn't dunk it, and he just wouldn't give up this move!
"Even if I die of exhaustion, I'm going to dunk this ball!" Even after he missed dunking almost 10 times, amid the boos from the audience, Nate grabbed the MC's microphone and made a declaration to all the fans that made everyone despair.

Okay, okay, knock, knock, you knock!

The fans were desperate, and some even chose to leave early. Many people went to the toilet or bought food.

From all aspects, the merchants at home are the happiest about Nate's dunking.

The sales of beer, popcorn, cola and other items all skyrocketed that evening.

There’s no other way. Everyone is too idle, so we have to find something to occupy our mouths, right?
Finally, Nate succeeded. As for how many times he dunked, no one noticed. No one would remember!

But the judges had great tacit understanding at this moment.

They gave him an extremely high score, allowing Nate to defeat Iguodala and get the championship tonight.

The judges’ thoughts were actually very simple: What if there was a tie again and someone got deducted 30 minutes?
Give him a championship quickly and then pray that he never appears on the dunk contest stage again.

Go away! Don't come again.

By the time Nate received the award, the fans at the scene had already lost interest.

Whether it was applause, cheers or boos, they all seemed weak.

The sounds were scattered and no matter what kind they were, they did not form any scale at all.

Everybody was sleepy.

So, Nate won the longest and most exhausting dunk contest in NBA history. An old man like Stern even took a nap in the box before he finished the dunk.

Even before the game was over, Stern couldn't wait to tell his assistants, "Next season, we'll restore the previous rule, three dunks per person. Damn it! Three dunks! Also, whoever suggested unlimited dunks, scold him. Scold him! Scold him to death!"

"FUXX!"

The calm Stern was so stunned by the even calmer Nate that he lost his composure and even swore at the sound of the words.

And all of this proves how smart Lin Tian is.

If I hadn't come this night, I would have avoided countless sufferings.

This was also the reason why Lin Tian was attacked by his All-Star teammates on the last day of the All-Star Game.

If you weren't coming, we would all be gone.

It's just you who didn't teach your little brother when to stop, causing us to have hemorrhoids getting worse just by sitting there!
You must give an explanation! Otherwise, you won't be able to leave tonight.

Explain?

In response to the threats from the stars, Lin Tian spread his hands and said, "I'm a gangster, so I'll give you a rough explanation. If you want to give an explanation, come over and do a few moves. After that, I'll see if you still want to give an explanation."

When Lin Tian said this, it was clearly saying that he had no shame.

He has no shame, what can other stars do?
Kidd could only continue to cover his injured left foot. No, right foot. No, which foot?

Never mind, it hurts!
Pierce and Arenas also left in disappointment, but Wade was secretly proud of himself: Fortunately, I didn't join in the fun.

At this time, the most unlucky people are Stoudemire and Anthony.

These two guys were just making a fuss nearby, and now they want to run away, but they can't.

Lin Tian can’t control other people, but can’t I control you two bastards?
"Let's fight." Lin Tian said to the two men simply and directly: "Let's fight now, right here."

"No, boss, I'd like to invite you to listen to jazz music tonight." Xiao Si said with a flattering look on his face.

"Amare and I found a great place where we can listen to elegant jazz music and have some fun." Anthony also shamelessly came over, leaned next to Lin Tian and said, "It's my treat!"

"I say, you two want to fight, don't you?" Lin Tian pushed away Anthony's arm that was resting on his shoulder and said, "Do it now, right here, come on."

"Boss." Both of them had bitter faces, regretting their decision!
"Okay, then go buy me some chicken wings. I want to eat New Orleans grilled chicken wings." Seeing the cowardly look on the two men's faces, Lin Tian gave them another way to go.

"What grilled wings? What is that?" The two looked at each other, indicating that they had never heard of it.

"Then you guys should just have a fight." Lin Tian suddenly remembered that they were in Houston. Damn it, they had been fundraising for New Orleans these days and almost forgot where this All-Star Game was held!

But that's not important!
Who says there are no New Orleans chicken wings in Houston? Who made that rule? Is there no Chaoshan beef hotpot in Northeast China? Is there no Northeastern hotpot in the Southwest?
With this thought, the case is solved!
You two are targeting me!

Then just do it directly.

Seeing the two of them cowering there and not daring to move, Lin Tian said directly: "How about this, whoever of you wins, I guarantee that whoever wins will be the MVP tonight, and I will definitely feed you the ball until you are full!"

"Really?" Anthony's eyes lit up and he was immediately attracted.

But unfortunately, just being moved is not enough.

Xiao Si has already taken action!
The two cups of cold water in his hands were poured directly on Anthony's neck, and flowed directly down his neck into his pants.

"FUXX!" Anthony screamed and was about to fight back, but Stoudemire had already taken the advantageous position and grabbed Anthony's neck from behind and continued to exert force.

But Anthony has trained with all kinds of dirty bastards for a whole summer. Even though he can't escape Stoudemire's 'gallows', this is not a UFC competition site, right?
Anthony didn't need to escape from the gallows at all. He simply stretched out his hand towards the soft flesh on Xiao Si's belly behind him and grabbed it with a "puff"!
Anthony is still showing mercy!
If it weren't for the good relationship between Xiao Si and him, the bottom line would have to be moved down 3 inches, which would have directly ruined Xiao Si's little Xiao Si.

"FUXX!" Stoudemire also let out a scream. Anthony turned around and successfully broke free. Then he exerted force suddenly and pressed Stoudemire to the ground. Then he picked up a large handful of ice from the side and fell on Stoudemire.

"No! FUXX! Fuck! It's February now! FUXX! Stop! What are you doing? Jason Kidd! You bastard, I saw that you handed the second ice bucket to Melo! You wait for me! FUXX! I give up, I give up."

As Stoudemire screamed, he was counterattacked by Anthony, who threw two large buckets of ice cubes at him. At this moment, Stoudemire's underwear was probably filled with ice cubes.

He had no choice but to surrender.

He clearly saw that Kidd, the bastard who was looking for fun and not afraid of trouble, had already brought over a bucket with both hands.

This is to kill them all!

There was no way Xiao Si would give him this opportunity, and he shouted anxiously to express his surrender.

Give up.

"Boss!" Anthony turned around and looked at Lin Tian expectantly.

It is true that he poured two buckets of ice all over Xiao Si's body, but he and Xiao Si were tightly attached to each other.

There are ice cubes in Stoudemire's underwear, so how could there be no ice cubes in Anthony's underwear?
He was now anxiously waiting for Lin Tian's agreement, and then he quickly went to take a shower and change clothes!

"I've chosen you. You're this year's MVP! As long as we're on the court at the same time, I'll definitely feed you the ball!"

"I'll join in too." Kidd, the top arms dealer, said happily, "Just invest today! Don't worry about anything else!"

"As for you." Kidd looked at Stoudemire again: "Why are you so anxious to surrender? These two barrels of mine are prepared for you."

"I don't want to talk to you." How could Stoudemire, who had finally broken free, still have the mood to talk nonsense with Kidd?

He stood up quickly, took off his shirt and shook out the ice cubes, then rushed into the shower room. At the same time, he locked the shower door with a bang. "FUXX!" Anthony screamed, "I haven't even gone in yet!"

"Clean up yourself outside! I've reserved the shower room! There's no room for you here tonight." Xiao Si's proud voice came. He had hot water, but Anthony didn't.

We managed to get a comeback tonight!

The antics of the Knicks trio naturally heated up the atmosphere in the entire Eastern Conference locker room. A group of people laughed, then changed their clothes and walked out of the locker room.

The highlight and final dinner of this All-Star event is about to begin!
All-star game!
East vs. West!

It seems that the starting lineups for the East and West sides have not been introduced yet?

It's okay, it's not important.

There is not much to introduce, it’s still the same old guys. Although there are still many young people entering the All-Stars this year, the starting lineup is still firmly controlled by the backbone of the league.

The only thing worth mentioning is that in the Western Conference, McGrady became the starter, while James, perhaps because his foundation is not yet stable, only ranked third among the Western Conference forwards, and the gap between him and McGrady can be said to be very small, almost negligible.

The battle between these two teammates for the All-Star starting roster was not decided until the night before the roster was announced.

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It was a great pity that James lost, and it was thrilling that McGrady won.

Of course, these two guys are like brothers in front of the media and fans, and both say that the other one deserves to be the starting player more, that the other one is better, and that the other one is the real All-Star.

As for the actual situation...

In fact, Lin Tian didn’t know either. He didn’t put cameras or eavesdropping devices in the Western Conference locker room. He really didn’t know how far the relationship between the two had gone.

But based on Lin Tian's understanding of these two people, if they didn't have an intentional conflict, if they didn't dislike each other, Lin Tian would cut off their heads and let Charlize Theron kick them around!

The remaining four positions in the West are still Kobe, Iverson, Garnett and O'Neal.

It's as if these four guys are entangled in some destiny. Not only have they met in the playoffs for two consecutive years and tied the game 1:1, but they have also occupied four starting spots in the Western Conference All-Star Game for three consecutive years.

Of course, these four guys are absolutely unbeatable in terms of popularity, status, and ability!
Deserved!

As for the Eastern Conference, Lin Tian and Yao Ming continue to be the starting duo of China, and the other three are Stoudemire, Carter and Arenas.

Among the 10 starting players of both teams, only Arenas entered the league after 00. The remaining 9 are all stars who entered the league in the 90s.

They still represent the backbone of today's alliance and control the power of the alliance!
As for when they will go down and when they will be replaced by Wade, James, Anthony and others behind them, it depends on when those behind them can beat them to death on the beach.

Overall, this All-Star Game was quite exciting!
Especially because of the disaster in New Orleans, the league stated that each side would donate 1 US dollars to the disaster area for every point they scored. Under the leadership of the league, several players said that they would donate money to the disaster area for every point they scored/grabbed a rebound/made an assist.

Including Lin Tian, ​​following Pelinka's suggestion, a rule was made to donate a certain amount of money to the disaster area for every assist given.

Just go with the flow.

This evening's All-Star Game actually felt a bit like a charity fundraising dinner.

For this reason, everyone played quite hard. After all, no one wanted to be accused by fans of being a miser or slacking off on the court when they heard about donating money.

The more times like this happen, the more you have to express yourself, and the more you have to fight for your reputation and principles.

So that night, everyone was fighting pretty hard, but of course there were also some people who were just slacking off.

For example, Lin Tian.

This guy didn't shoot a single shot, he just kept passing the ball and feeding it to the other team.

Especially Anthony, since he has said it, he must do it. In the first half alone, Lin Tian gave 5 assists to Anthony!
At the end of the first half, the scores of both sides were very close, with the Eastern Conference only leading by 5 points. Anthony also scored the highest 19 points in the Eastern Conference.

Lin Tian played for 12 minutes in the first half, had 0 shots and 0 points, but had a total of 8 assists.

Kidd, who was his substitute, was similar to Lin Tian. He played for 8 minutes, had 0 shots and 0 points, but also had 6 assists.

Among these 6 assists, 3 were given to Anthony!
I have to say that the two veteran point guards still keep their word and are quite principled. If they say they will feed Anthony, they will definitely feed him tonight.

Next, we have to see whether the Western Conference will cooperate.

If the other team insists on overtaking the score and the Eastern Conference loses, then it will be useless even if Anthony scores 50 points.

The All-Star Game is just for fun, but can the MVP be awarded to the losing team?
That doesn't make sense!
In the second half of the game, the two sides were still in a stalemate, and neither side widened the score too much. This tense and difficult situation continued until the last 5 minutes of the game!

115: 110!

The Eastern team, playing away from home, still had a 5-point advantage, and at this time, the game was suspended.

This timeout made the fans very excited!
Because they all know what this means.

The two sides are going to fight with real swords and guns! It's time to duel!

"As for me, the older I get, the thicker my skin becomes, and the thicker my skin becomes, the more I dare to do anything." Old Nelson sat on the bench with a smile, looking at everyone and said, "If our Melo wants to win the MVP, I have to cooperate with him."

"So the next players to play: Amare, Melo, Lin, Jason, and Ben, the five of you."

It's really shameless!
As soon as old Nelson arranged this lineup, all the players in the Eastern Conference wanted to give him a thumbs up. The old man is really shameless!

There are five people on the court, three of whom are our own people. Although Kidd is not in the Knicks, he is only separated from New York by a river. He is also famous for his love of doing favors and making things better in such occasions, so he can also be considered one of our own people.

As for the big book...

Everyone in the alliance knows that even if Lin Tian asked him to eat shit, he... well, most likely he still wouldn't go. It's not that exaggerated, but it's almost the same.

To put it simply: these five people are all Nelson's own people.

"I think the reason why we haven't been leading in the previous games is because we played too casually and too easily. We don't have a clear core and style of play." Compared to old Nelson, Popovich is much more thin-skinned.

"So next, let's play according to the style of play of our respective teams and play out what you are best at! Kobe, Shaq, Ray, Jermaine, LeBron, the five of you go!"

"LeBron is playing the No. 1 position. You played that position in the first two seasons. Organizing the team and formulating tactics are up to you! Okay, does anyone else have any questions? If not, everyone, go ahead! Give those bastards in the East a surprise!"

What can I say about Popovich's lineup?

It seems that the team is full of superstars and has a complete configuration, but the fact that he let James play the No. 1 position instead of last year's MVP Nash shows his selfish motives.

Isn't this just to let James, currently the top scorer in the Western Conference, win the MVP!
However, Popovich is obviously not as calm as old Nelson, and James is not as big as Lin Tian. Besides, you, James, didn’t fight with McGrady before the game to show everyone a real fight, right?

So, when the final winning lineup came out, the guys from the Eastern Conference who were not on the court were laughing and cheering, while those who were on the court were basically a family, ready to do their best to help Anthony win an MVP.

As for the Western side, it’s hard to describe.

Anyway, judging from the expressions of Kobe and O'Neal, these two guys are completely too lazy to pay attention to Popovich. As for O'Neal? Although he is in Salt Lake City, he made his name in Los Angeles and has a very good relationship with the two brothers.

Both brothers are unhappy, do you still expect me to help James?

In other words, Ray Allen did not show any obvious aversion to this. He walked to the baseline and waited to receive the ball and shoot 3 points, but that was all. If you give him the ball, he would not act and would definitely throw it. But if you don't give him the ball, don't expect this guy to do much else.

The main point is just paddling! (End of this chapter)