Someone moved the video in Luofu, and Jing Yuanyuan died at the beginning

Chapter 708: Potio: My eyes are my nose?

Xing is very happy here.

The dome on that side was a little panicked: "What!!"

He was used to the days when Xing was persecuted in front and he was as steady as a rock in the back.

This happened too suddenly.

It caught him off guard.

Xiluwa: “That makes sense.”

The previous destinies of destruction and preservation were all demonstrated by the stars.

It would be fair for Qiong to demonstrate this final harmonious fate.

not to mention.

The first person to appear with elements such as hats and dancing was Qiong in "Sleepless Night".

It is very appropriate for Qiong to demonstrate here.

Xing continued to brag, "Hahahaha, things will change over time, brother.

"I've suffered before, so let you suffer this time."

Qiong: "..."

……

In the video.

Qiong put his hat on his head and went into standby mode: "Everyone, take your positions."

……

in the chat box.

Gui Naifen: "This sentence unexpectedly matches this action..."

Let's imagine.

When the enemy is approaching.

Qiong walked to the wall and leaned against it, lowering the brim of his hat.

Then he said: "Everyone depends on themselves."

Isn’t it harmonious?
Qingque: "Okay, okay, marginal OB, right?

"So what on earth are you here for?"

It all depends on yourself.

What use do I have for your assistance?

March 7: "I suddenly want to beat Ah Qiong."

……

Later in the video.

Qiong released his fighting skills and threw out his hat: "Using realism to change the tense atmosphere (dreams come true)."

Then he threw his hat out again, triggering the second combat skill voice: "Crazy Dinner (Improvisational Performance)."

……

in the chat box.

Qingque: "This won't change anything at all!"

the reality is cruel.

Let alone using realism to change the tense atmosphere.

It just makes the atmosphere more tense!
Bai Lu: "I like the second line!!"

Gui Naifen: "I like it too. I fully support this behavior!"

Who doesn’t like crazy gatherings and eating?

Xing: "I agree too! Now the question is, who will pay for it?"

Crazy dinner parties are great.

But it would be even better if someone else treated you!
March 7: "Don't always think about taking advantage of others..."

Sylva: "Speaking of which.

"So far, Qiong's lines seem pretty normal?"

Although it can't be said to be completely normal.

But compared with the previous lines, it is quite normal.

Qiong: "Huh... Fortunately, fortunately..."

He breathed a sigh of relief.

……

And when Qiong was relieved.

In the video, he utters the final finishing line: "Professional laser hair removal (the atmosphere is already set).

"Open the door and let out the air (opening of the joint performance)!"

……

in the chat box.

Shiluwa: "Okay, this is not normal."

Xing: "Hahahaha, Ah Qiong, when did you change your career?"

Her heart leaped with joy.

Originally, she thought Qiong would escape the disaster.

But fortunately.

The power of machine translation did not disappoint her!
Gui Naifen: "Professional laser hair removal is OK...

“Although I don’t know what the flaws are, it makes me want to complain.”

Qingque: "Are you going to help Danheng's long-legged emperor remove his hair?"

Luca: “It’s connected, it’s all connected!”

Qiong: "..."

I thought I could end up as a normal person.

Is there still no escape in the end?

Xing seemed to see through his thoughts: "Don't think you can stay out of this.

"God will take its course, no one will be spared.
"There's no escape."

……

And just then!
A girl in black appeared on the screen.

She has gray hair, holds a hat, wears a short skirt and short boots.

Not someone else.

It’s Xing!

……

in the chat box.

Xing was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Haven't Pioneer Tongxie's lines been finished?
She's already appeared twice before.

Why do you still need to appear?
This is not fair!!!
Qiong: “I’ll return what I just said to you.

"God will take its course, who can escape this fate?

"There's no escape."

Xing: "F*ck! @%!...%..."

Just now she was quite happy to see Qiong being harmed.

My mood suddenly became unhappy.

……

In the video.

Xing first said another standby line: "Truth is free (when testing tacit understanding)."

Then he performed a normal attack: "I'm full."

……

in the chat box.

Shiluwa: “I see.

"Aqiong is responsible for the standby lines and combat lines.

"Is Axing responsible for the other standby line and the normal attack line?"

Gui Naifen: "Haha, this standby line sounds like something that Ah Xing would say."

As the previous star said, if a person has money, then what he says is the truth.

In this case.

There are ten thousand truths for ten thousand rich people.

Isn’t truth free?
Qingque: "Maybe there is another explanation."

She knew what Gui Naifen meant.

She now has another idea.

Gui Naifen: "What's the explanation?"

Qingque: "Truth, freedom, free, free...

"Translated: Truth is free!"

Gui Naifen: "Haha, sure, that's in line with the actual situation."

Silver Wolf: "This is so funny, this is the 21st time you're translating, right?"

Gui Naifen: “This normal attack line is also very funny.

“It also echoes the previous text.”

Xiluwa: “Haha, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s very reasonable.

"It's easy to get full if you have a crazy party."

……

Video continues.

Then I heard Xing say, “Everyone is someone who can be saved (the atmosphere is set).

"Cooking (co-starring opening)!"

Even though Qiong had already said the lines about the finishing move before.

But Xing said it again.

But what he said this time was different from what Qiong said.

……

in the chat box.

Everyone was a little surprised.

Gui Naifen: "The finishing move happened again?"

March 7: "Why can the same sentence be translated into two completely different sentences..."

See the subtitles in brackets.

Obviously the original sentence is the same.

But it was translated into two completely different meanings.

Qingque: "Machine translation, isn't it amazing?"

Xiluwa: "But what Xing said is quite good."

Gui Naifen: “That’s true.”

Everyone can be saved.

It has a sense of boundless love.

To be honest, she was touched.

March 7: "But the following sentence reveals his true nature as a foodie."

I'm already full and still cooking...

I always feel like I'm going to die of starvation.

Xing: "Can't I save others by cooking?
"You know, a delicious meal can often save a desperate person!"

March 7: "So how many dishes can you cook?"

Xing: "I can cook instant noodles!"

March 7: "You're just going to use instant noodles to save others, right?"

Xing: “Don’t look down on instant noodles!
“Instant noodles are delicious!”

In those lonely nights.

When hunger is unbearable!
Save her.

It was those bowls of hot instant noodles!!!
……

Video continues.

After Xing comes Poteo.

Unlike others.

He wasn't in combat from the beginning.

Because his secret techniques were also translated.

He raised the revolver in his hand and released his secret technique, the smile of three times nine. At the same time, he said: "I wish you happiness (loaded)!"

……

in the chat box.

Gui Naifen: "Ah? Thank you?"

This sudden blessing made people not know how to react for a moment.

Su Chang: "He's quite nice."

Qingque: “But don’t forget.

"Potio's synesthesia beacon has been modified."

You don't know whether he really said this.

It was still harmonized.

If it's the latter.

Then the original meaning of this sentence is most likely something like "Go to hell".

Star: "I call it Schrodinger's 'I wish you happiness'."

……

In the video.

After the secret technique.

Poteo then entered the battle.

First, the standby line: "My eyes are my nose (stand still)."

……

in the chat box.

Xing: "Oh my goodness, what kind of alien is this?"

The eyes are the nose?

Isn't that the kind of alien that has no eyes and only relies on its sense of smell?

Qingque: "It is also possible that there is a pair of eyeballs in the nostrils."

Qiong: "You really look down on people!"

Gui Naifen: "This is too SAN-depleting!!"

Putting eyeballs in the nostrils?

This is scarier than the alien, okay?

Sambo: “Then here comes the question.

“The nostrils are blocked by the eyes.

"Then how do you breathe and smell?

"Eye sockets?"

March 7: "Stop talking, stop talking.

"If you keep talking like this, Poteo could make his debut in the Souls series of games!"

……

Video continues.

Portio then loaded the bullet into the cylinder of the revolver.

Cast a combat skill to strengthen the general second combo.

At the same time, he said: "Be strong (come on)!

"Sun thief (baby)!

“Take out the cockroaches (draw your gun)!
"I've been dead for three years (I didn't say count to three)!"

……

in the chat box.

March 7: “I can’t be stronger!
"We hate cockroaches the most!"

That flat body, that greasy surface.

The thought of it made her scalp tingle.

And the scariest thing is.

They sometimes even fly!!!

Sambo: “I saw Poteo stuff the cockroach into the hole of the revolver.

"Then he kept pulling the trigger.

"Several cockroaches flew towards the enemy's face!"

Qingque: "This is really an attack that causes great mental damage..."

Gui Naifen: "I would rather be shot.

"The last sentence 'dead for three years' should refer to the enemy, right?
"I'm afraid he died of disgust (I'm sure)."

Xing: "The Iron Guard guy who was in charge of the demonstration said.

“That battle happened three years ago.

“But when I think back on it.

“He still gets chills!

“He still remembers the feeling of the tentacles in his mouth teasing his tongue.”

March 7: “That’s enough!!!!!”
“This is so disgusting!!”

……

And when everyone felt a little stomach discomfort.

In the video at this time.

Portio is ready to go big.

All I heard was him reading: "Fired for standing in line to poop (there's no point in arguing with you guys)!"

……

in the chat box.

Xing: “Hahaha, so funny.

"This is an incredible reason for dismissal."

This is probably as outrageous as being fired for stepping into the office with your left foot.

But it is far more funny!
Jimi: "Guess why I'm not laughing?
“Because it really happened to me!

"Of course, not in the company!"

Qiong: "Disclaimer"

……

In the video.

Bottiou continued to read quickly: "The two most famous creatures in the universe (there are only two kinds of people in the world).

"The unreasonable man who swore not to defecate for 24 days for money and his daughter-in-law (or loaded his gun).

"Otherwise build Kobe's grave like the Uranium Tai people (or dig your own grave)!"

……

in the chat box.

Shiluwa: “That’s true.

"If such a person really exists, it would be impossible for him not to be famous."

Qingque: "The previous sentence...

"This Portio's lines just can't get along with shit, right?"

Gui Naifen: "This brother seems to be very suitable to work in the above company."

Xing: "24 days... Awesome!"

Even if you don't go to the toilet for 4 days, your stool will become dry and hard.

24 days?
This shit has been compressed into diamonds!

Qiong: "The latter part is also very important!"

Luca: "Dad, I missed you."

Qingque: "Man! what can I say?"

March 7: "I always feel like this sentence reveals some kind of criminal fact..."

Xing: "The case has been solved. Lao Da was assassinated by Miss Jackdaw's father, the King of Uranium.

"Then the king felt great remorse and converted to Amitabha."

Gui Naifen: "Surprisingly...very reasonable!"

Gallagher: "A thumbs up from the fictional historian."

……

Video continues.

Portio hasn't finished his words yet.

After the big move, there is another line to strengthen the basic attack: "Pooh (Fire)!

"If you breathe again I will kill you (this last one is a reward for you)!"

……

in the chat box.

Qiong: "There is more!"

Xing: "I prefer you~ hey hey hey hey~"

Shiluwa: "This is in line with the character. It seems like something Poteo would say."

Sambo: "No, if it really fits the character, I should say 'I love you'."

Gui Naifen: “Hahahaha, can’t breathe?

"This is too embarrassing for others."

Either you don't breathe or you die.

But the problem is, if you don’t breathe you will die.

In short, you just don't give people a way to survive?
Xing: "It fits my impression of an outlaw."

……

Video continues.

Portio's turn was finally over.

The next person to come on stage is the fictional historian Gallagher who just gave the thumbs-up.

He stepped forward and kicked Kuimu, the spirit beast of abundance, twice, saying, "I'm here to impress you (let me start with you)."

……

in the chat box.

Gui Naifen: "Gouzi: My family, I met a really stupid guy today.

"He said he wanted to impress me, but he kicked me right in the face."

Star:” Gallagher said.

"If you're not moved, I'll kick you until you are."

Qiong: "Physical Touch"

Qingque: "Alas, we are of the same root, why are you so anxious to hurt me~"

We are all dogs, why should we kill each other?
……

In the video at this time.

Perhaps Gallagher changed his target out of consideration for his fellow tribesmen.

Aiming at the secret weapon of the King of Medicine.

Cast J'amp: "Epileptic seizure (not over yet)!!!"

……

in the chat box.

Qingque: "If this is the name of a skill, it's too crazy.

"If not, that's pretty crazy."

Qiong: "The world has become insane beyond my imagination.

"Since when did an epileptic seizure become a good thing to fight with?"

The intention is to twitch all over and scare the enemy to death.

Or do you intend to use the kinetic energy of the convulsions to perform a five-hit lightning whip?
Gui Naifen: "Wait, I remember there was a tip at the beginning of the game, people with epilepsy can't play this game, right?"

Xing: “Indeed.

"So Gallagher, you are not allowed to play on the Star Dome Railway!"

Gallagher: "..."

Sambo: "Not necessarily. Maybe this move is to make the opponent have an epileptic seizure?"

Xing: "Wow, this move is really powerful!"

You should know that epileptic seizures can cause loss of self-control.

If a skill can do this, it must be a very powerful control skill.

(End of this chapter)