Someone moved the video in Luofu, and Jing Yuanyuan died at the beginning
Chapter 710: Shizuka noodles, rich in protein!
Chapter 710: Shizuka noodles, rich in protein!
Talking about colleagues around me.
On March 7th, I couldn't help but think of a question.
So she sent a message and asked, "When you had this idea, didn't Lord Jackdaw stop you?"
Xue Yi: "No, she is very supportive of me."
March 7: "Huh?"
Logically speaking.
No sister would like her sister to become the kind of person who makes people lose their sanity, right?
Jackdaw: "As long as sister is happy, no matter what sister becomes, I love her the most..."
March 7: "Uh... okay."
She found that she had underestimated the extent of Jackdaw's sister complex.
……
In the video.
The next contestant came on stage.
Sha Jin stood in front of Zhou Benkolia, playing with chips in his hand.
Said: "Make a ferment for the kidney (I'll play with you for a while)."
……
in the chat box.
Qingque: "Abstract..."
What is the operation of fermentation for the kidneys?
Never heard of it.
Su Chang: “I’ve only heard of fermented dough, but never of fermented kidney.
"Will the kidneys also grow larger like the dough after fermentation?"
Qiong: "I remember that brewing wine is also considered fermentation, right?"
Sanyueqi: "I've never heard of using kidneys to make wine..."
Luca: "I think the most critical question is, where did this kidney come from?"
Kidneys cannot appear out of thin air.
It must come from someone, right?
Xing: "Shajin, you don't play gambling anymore, you're lending money now, right?"
obviously.
That's what she meant.
The gold dust became a moneylender.
Then those who could not repay the loan sharks were cut open to remove their kidneys.
Gui Naifen: "Let people use their kidneys to pay off their debts, and then use them to make wine.
"Ah! Such a pervert!"
Gold Dust: “No, no, no, it’s impossible to do such a thing!
"Besides, I don't dare to lend money or anything like that!"
Lending money is Ms. Jade's job.
He dared not steal this lady's business.
……
Video continues.
Gold Dust began to release combat skills.
Put up a shield for everyone.
At the same time, he said: "All pregnant (all bet)!
“This is love (I’ll pay)!”
……
in the chat box.
Gui Naifen: "The reason why gold dust is used to make wine with kidneys has been revealed!"
Well known.
To make someone pregnant.
You must have a strong kidney.
Qingque: "All in? No, all in!"
Sangbo: "I didn't expect that Brother Shajin is also a playboy."
Xing: "It's really enviable...
"no.
"It's so corrupt, I strongly condemn it!"
Luosha: "Um...should I get pregnant too?"
He is one of the teammates used for the demonstration.
March 7: "Tsk tsk, gold dust really accepts everyone who comes..."
Qingque: "Shajin said, so what about Rakshasa?
"Even a stone can make you pregnant."
Luca: "The God of Breeding gave Gold Dust a thumbs up."
Qiong: "The moral integrity of the gold dust is declining at the speed of light."
Placer gold: "..."
Watching this statement become more and more outrageous.
He really didn't know what to say.
Just as Qiong said.
He felt that his moral integrity was declining at the speed of light.
Keep breaking the lower limit.
They are almost at the same level as Xing.
……
Even though Sha Jin was speechless.
But in the video.
He hadn't finished his lines yet.
First came his follow-up attack: "Look at my bladder (watch out for the top of your head)."
Then there’s the finishing move: “The pass failed (the dice has been rolled).
“Surrender forever (to have nothing).
“Or (or).
"Strip off (and win it all)!"
...in the chat box.
Gui Naifen: “What a bladder.
"Gold dust is just not going well with the kidneys, right?"
all know.
The bladder is inferior to the kidneys, so the connection between them is very close.
Xing: “It’s okay to take off all the clothes.
"very good!
"You are the new Breeding Star God!"
Gold Dust: “Haha…hahaha…
"Fine.
"If you want to breed star gods, then breed star gods."
He gave up resistance altogether.
……
In the video.
The persecution of gold dust has finally come to an end.
The next victim is the Black Swan.
She sat gracefully in the air and said, “My values, have no value (destiny, is not a choice).”
……
in the chat box.
March 7: "Haha, Miss Black Swan is so sad."
Shiluwa: "That's a good sentence. I'm going to write it into the lyrics of my new song."
Huo Huo: "Ms. Black Swan, believe in yourself!
“No one is worthless!
"except me."
March 7: "Huo Huo, you have to believe in yourself too!
"Your control release is still very useful!"
……
In the video.
Black Swan released another combat skill: "Double RF, very busy (Ominous Sign, reappearance)!"
……
in the chat box.
March 7: "It's not nice to let Miss Black Swan say something like that!"
In her mind, the black swan has always been a mysterious and elegant image.
It's impossible to say such dirty words!
Gui Naifen: "Double... double?
"So strong!"
Qingque: "This species has changed..."
Double, that's four.
This has turned into a cow, right?
Shiluwa had the same idea: “Isn’t this talking about cows?
“It was really busy.
"After all, people come to milk the cows every day."
……
In the video.
Black Swan begins to unleash his finishing moves again: “My intestines are all in a state of sudden inspiration (memories are constantly changing bubbles).
"Shizuka Gaimen (Silent Under the Water).
"Rich in protein (that's the endless abyss)!"
……
in the chat box.
Gui Naifen: "What sudden idea did you come up with?"
Qiong: "Your intestines have a mind of their own."
Qingque: "Good fellow, your intestines have become spirits, right?"
Whose decent heart would have such a "sudden whim" behavior!
Sambo: "Congratulations to Miss Black Swan for being the first person to think with her intestines."
Luca: "Is it because of eating something weird like Shizuka's noodles?"
Gui Naifen: “This thing is also full of flaws.
"Shizuka strongly condemns this."
Xing: "Shizuka cover! I'm getting excited!"
Obviously.
She has her own understanding of these five words.
Qingque: "Nobita said, no covering allowed!"
Gui Naifen: "In this case.
"Should the old man in front be changed to young man?"
March 7: "A big NTR drama suddenly started to attack my brain!"
Shizuka covers Suneo's face... Nobita suddenly opens the door...
Alas!
Don't dare to think, don't dare to think!
……
In the video.
Next up is the universal superstar Robin.
Holding the microphone, she said: "I was born when I was on my last mission (May the singing bring us victory)."
……
in the chat box.
Gui Naifen: "Hmm...So did Miss Robin go on the business trip first or was she born first?"
Xing: "Could it be someone else on a business trip, like Brother Zhou Tian?"
March 7: “At this time, people usually think of Miss Robin’s parents who are on a business trip, right?
"Why did you think of Brother Zhou Tian?
"This story suddenly feels wrong!"
Brother Zhou Tian was on a business trip far away. He met a kind and beautiful girl and couldn't control himself. He made a mistake and then gave birth to a robin.
So the robin is Sunday's daughter, right?
This plot is too bloody! !
(End of this chapter)
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