I asked you to read Feng Shui and you became the master of Yingjiang?

Chapter 246 Husband, come eat with me!
At this time, there were only about a hundred viewers in the girl's live broadcast room, but the comments were filled with joy.

"Haha, this brother is interesting."

"I'm sorry, I'm not good, hahaha!"

"Look, Qiqi's face turned dark. This brother laughed me to death."

"Qiqi: Are you polite?"

"Failed to strike up a conversation, Xiti suffers +1."

……

The anchor named Qiqi looked at Su Lin and was speechless.

Am I bad?
What is this called?

"You really know how to joke. My name is Qiqi. What should I call you?"

Although Qiqi was muttering in her heart, she still kept a smile on her face.

"My surname is Lao, and my given name only has the character Gong."

Su Lin remembered a meme on the Internet.

"Laogong?"

Qiqi was a little confused. Why is this name so awkward?

She hasn't reacted yet, and the barrage in the live broadcast room is crazy:

"Damn it, this brother can do it. He blatantly takes advantage of our Qiqi."

"Look at Qiqi's expression, she hasn't reacted yet, hahaha, she's so happy."

"Lao Gong, husband, hey, Qiqi, when did you get married?"

"Oh no, I'm laughing so hard."

"I also want to have several husbands."

"Damn it, tell me your gender first!"

……

At this time, Qiqi finally saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, and immediately realized that she had been taken advantage of.

"You are so bad, how can anyone call you husband by this name?"

Qiqi said with a blush.

When everything was fine, Su Lin teased her: "But my real surname is Lao, and my name is Gong. If you don't believe me, look at my ID card. Hey, where is my ID card?"

Qiqi looked at Su Lin suspiciously: "Is your surname really Lao? Your name is Lao Gong?"

Su Lin suppressed a smile: "Yeah!"

Qiqi may be a little stupid, but she actually believed Su Lin’s lies:

"Oh, hello, Lao Gong, my name is Qiqi, as you have seen, I am live broadcasting, and I want to find someone to have a meal with. I wonder if you are free?"

After saying that, she looked at Su Lin expectantly, waiting for Su Lin to nod.

As she said, she has done this before, and with her beautiful appearance and soft and cute expression, she has always been unfavorable when facing this kind of single brother.

So this time, she thought Su Lin would nod immediately and say yes.

It turns out that she was right.

When Su Lin heard this, he nodded: "Not interested!"

"Then...hey, isn't it??"

Qiqi was stunned.

And the barrage almost made me laugh like crazy:

"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. I nodded and said I was not interested. I was so happy."

"This brother is so funny, so funny."

"Qiqi looked confused."

"Qiqi: Husband, I want it."

"Husband: Not interested in sex!"

"Damn it, there's someone upstairs who understands sex."

……

The barrage in the live broadcast room was a bit heated, and Qiqi looked helpless.

She has never seen such a person before.

If you nod your head and say you are not interested, then should you agree or not?
She almost forgot how to broadcast live.

She made an agreement with the water friends in the live broadcast room that she must successfully eat with the first person she chatted with, otherwise she would be punished.

But she never expected that Su Lin, who seemed so kind and easy to talk to, could be so hurtful when he opened his mouth.

Moreover, what is that look in your eyes, a look of disgust? Am I that ugly?
Qiqi thought unconvinced.

"Can you do me a favor? If you don't eat with me, I will be punished. I have to do a hundred squats in stockings."

Qiqi said with a miserable expression.

"Oh! That's okay!" Su Lin said, shaking his head.

"what?"

Qiqi was completely confused: "Are you agreeing or not?" Su Lin nodded and said, "No!"

……

"Hahahahaha, Qiqi said that she was bullied by this brother."

"Nod your head to say no, shake your head to say yes, hahaha, laugh out loud."

"Oh, I'm so happy. Where is this brother broadcasting live? I'm going to give him a carnival experience."

"Laughing loudly, Qiqi was instantly confused!"

……

At this time, David and He Yue had returned from using the toilet. They came over and looked at the girl next to Su Lin suspiciously.

David also gave Su Lin a thumbs up, which meant it was okay.

Within a few minutes, I struck up a conversation with a beautiful woman.

Su Lin glared at him, stood up, and prepared to leave.

As a result, as soon as I took two steps, I heard Qiqi shouting from behind:
"Lao Gong, can you just bear to watch me do squats in stockings?"

Su Lin staggered!
Damn it, can we stop being so loud?
David and He Yueren were both stunned, their eyes turning back and forth between Su Lin and Qiqi.

How come Su Lin has an extra wife after a short period of time?

Damn, the speed is great!He is simply a role model for our generation.

But Qiqi was still shouting: "Lao Gong, can you do this?"

This kid really thought that Su Lin's surname was Lao Minggong.

Su Lin walked back helplessly.

People call her husband, so how can I feel so good if I don't give her a few words?

"What did you just say? What were you wearing?" Su Lin walked up to Qiqi and asked.

Qiqi thought he had changed his mind and said quickly:

"Wear stockings, black stockings."

As he spoke, he also showed his long legs to Su Lin.

She is now wearing a pair of yoga pants. Her legs are quite long and thin, which is quite pretty.

Su Lin looked away and said expressionlessly:
"Oh, I guess you won't be able to wear it in a short time, because your leg may be broken soon."

"what?"

Qiqi was immediately stunned.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was not happy:

"Fuck, what did this brother say? Qiqi's leg is going to be broken?"

"Hey, hey, hey, if you don't eat, you won't eat. Why are you cursing our Qiqi?"

"That's right, it's a bit unethical."

"Who is it!"

……

Qiqi was also confused:

"Lao Gong, why did you say my leg was going to be broken?"

"Lao Gong, why are you cursing me like this?"

"Lao Gong, if you say that again, I'll get angry!"

Husband, my husband, Su Lin was a little bit overwhelmed by her shouting, and could only say helplessly:
"When you are crossing the road later, if you see a balloon exploding in front of you, just wait and don't cross the road. Remember?"

After saying that, he ignored her and pulled David and He Yue away.

It was Qiqi who was still shouting from behind:

"Lao Gong, hey hey hey, eat, hey hey!"

It's over, this kid is really stupid, calling him a husband.

Su Lin walked faster and was lost in the crowd in the blink of an eye.

But at this time, the barrage in Qiqi’s live broadcast room started to boil again:
"Haha, our Qiqi met a straight man."

"Pfft, it's the first time I see Qiqi deflated. It feels so good."

"It's dark upstairs, but I like it."

"What did he say just now? That Qiqi's leg will be broken soon? Damn it, what are you talking about?"

"That's right, I also want to ask, why cross the road?"

"My husband said: When crossing the road, if you see a balloon exploding, stop and don't cross, otherwise your leg will be broken!"

"Fuck, who does he think he is, a fortune teller?"

"No, if you don't want to eat, you won't eat. Why do you think our Qiqi's leg is going to be broken?"

"Tch, I don't believe it. If Qiqi's leg is broken, I will break mine too."

"That's right, I'm so pissed off."

……

(End of this chapter)