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Chapter 136 Shrek is trash, Sun Moon Royal is awesome!

Chapter 136 Shrek is trash, Sun Moon Royal is awesome!
"What is the Shrek spirit?"

Lin Jia, who was in charge of substitute teaching, stood on the podium and used chalk to highlight the three words Shrek on the black mark.

After hearing the so-called Shrek spirit, Xu Sanshi and others subconsciously sat up straight.

It can be seen that similar teaching content is not the first time for these senior Shrek Academy students. Whenever similar topics are discussed, they will show their fullest emotions to express their feelings. Pay attention to these words.

Even Xu Sanshi was like this.

This scene fell into the eyes of everyone at the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy, and they all showed curiosity.

They have all heard that Shrek Academy is a college that everyone aspires to, but they have never understood what the so-called "everyone aspires to" is about. Therefore, after seeing other people's reactions, they all expressed their feelings towards Lin Jia. I became curious about the content of the next lecture.

But being curious, they didn't act like they were being lectured on how to sit, especially Luo Yu, who just sat swaying, as if he didn't see Lin Jia's frown on the podium.

Just kidding, what's so good about that old-fashioned brainwashing technique? It just deceives the newcomers. It doesn't make much sense to people like Luo Yu who know Shrek's virtues.

"Cough cough."

Lin Jia didn't know Luo Yu's true identity and only thought that he was one of the many exchange students. However, Yan Shaozhe had already reminded her before he came.

After all, the exchange students at the Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy are not real Shrek students, so you must not teach them the same methods as you teach Shrek students, otherwise it will easily have the opposite effect.

If it were normal times, Lin Jia might have had a seizure if someone directly knocked their legs on the desk to listen to the class, but after Yan Shaozhe's reminder, she could only remind Luo Yu, and then continued her topic.

"The so-called Shrek spirit is a spirit that has been passed down from the first generation of the Shrek Seven Monsters ten thousand years ago to today. It can also be understood as the ten thousand years' foothold of Shrek Academy."

As expected, even the way of speaking has not changed much. It is almost the same as the content in the Shrek Academy admissions brochure that Luo Yu read in Mingdu, and even some places are exactly the same.

But even so, the sixth-grade students still listened with gusto, as if they had been completely brainwashed. This made Luo Yu have to sigh, if the Shrek students changed their name to the Holy Spirit Cult, it is estimated that its followers would only be more powerful than those evil souls. The teacher is even crazier.

Hmm. To be more thorough, doesn't it mean that these people with the so-called Shrek faith can also be called evil soul masters?
A similar logic is like 2 or [-] years later, some people who have never studied in Shrek Academy insist on saying that they are extremely yearning for Shrek Academy. However, they were not admitted to Shrek Academy at first, but it does not prevent them from saying that they are also Shrek Academy. A member of Lakeland Academy.
With this level of brainwashing, if Luo Yu had been in his previous life, he would have been adjudicated by the relevant departments in minutes.

It's no wonder that after ten thousand years, someone finally couldn't stand Shrek and chose to deliver level [-] fixed soul guide shells to him.
Luo Yu felt like dozing off after hearing the brainwashing words delivered by Lin Jia on the podium.

Especially the description of the first generation of Shrek's Seven Devils.

After tens of thousands of years, they have been completely transformed by the devil.

It simply cut down the subdivisions of Dai Mubai and others as much as possible, and completely turned it into a personal show of Tang Shenwang.
I don’t know if King Tang Shen Wang was involved in the changes to this version, but it is estimated that even if Dai Mubai and others heard about this version, they could only rub their hands in flattery and say to King Tang Shen King, "Third Brother is right." Class words.

But when Lin Jia said that Shrek Academy is still the number one academy in mainland China, the other students who were about to fall asleep couldn't sit still.

"Teacher Lin, I am confused about what you said about Shrek Academy being the number one academy in the continent?"

Ma Rulong was the first to raise his hand, interrupting Lin Jia's continued bragging about how awesome Shrek was.

His interrupting behavior obviously made Lin Jia, who had pushed himself into the situation, a little dissatisfied. Not only him, but also the other students who were originally from Shrek Academy also frowned.

"Oh? Is there anything you can't understand about this? Shrek Academy has been recognized as the number one academy in the mainland for thousands of years."

"Can I ask you about the identification criteria of this so-called first college in mainland China?"

"Well, there is no standard. This is a fact that has been recognized by everyone for thousands of years. But if you insist on one, it is not impossible. Take the continent-wide soul fighting competition that is held every five years as an example. Our Shrek Academy He has always been the champion and has lasted for thousands of years. This alone is convincing enough, right?"

"If you say that, I won't be sleepy anymore!"

Luo Yu, who had always found the class boring and was lying on the table, immediately slapped the table and stood up after Ma Rulong.

Lin Jia was startled by this sudden move, and Luo Yu spoke unhurriedly in front of everyone's gaze.

"Teacher Lin, according to you, if Shrek Academy can win the Continental Soul Fighting Competition, it will be regarded as the first academy in the mainland. However, it seems that the champion of this Soul Fighting Competition is not your Shrek Academy. I heard that Shrek Academy This time, I didn’t even make it to the top eight before getting out.”

Luo Yu showed an expression of sudden realization as he spoke.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. It seems that Shrek Academy's opponent in the quarterfinals is me. Many people present participated in the game that eliminated Shrek Academy. And the champion of this competition seems to be us. Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy, if you say so, then the title of the number one academy in the mainland should be given to our Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy from time to time?"

"Yes, Brother Yu is right! Our Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy is number one in the mainland!"

"Brother Yu is right!"

"I support Brother Yu!"

When Luo Yu finished speaking, other students from the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineering Academy who had listened for half an hour to how awesome Shrek Academy was were also emotionally aroused.

When you listen to others bragging outside, how can you feel better about bragging about yourself?

So at this moment, other students who were in the same position as Luo Yu started shouting.

This made the Shrek Academy dog-licking party headed by Xu Sanshi very dissatisfied.

"Isn't it just a matter of luck that I won the competition? Is it necessary to be so arrogant? There's no telling who will lose or win the next competition!"

"That's right! It's just that the seniors and seniors didn't perform well this time. I'll beat the shit out of you next time!" "Nima, who's the one who said Shrek is trash? I'm most unhappy with people saying Shrek is bad. I have the guts. Jump out and challenge me to a duel!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, not only this time, but the next one's champion will be our Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy."

"You're still being stubborn. All of you Shrek's contestants have been beaten to shit by our Brother Yu. Believe it or not, I, Brother Yu, will beat you every minute?"

Lin Jia looked at the two groups of people below who were gradually getting out of control, but due to her stance, she did not stop them immediately.

To be honest, she had always been dissatisfied with Luo Yu's group, especially when she heard that she was actually going to teach at the rival academy, she refused.

However, her superiors mandated it, so she prepared this unique class in an attempt to let the guys from Mingdu experience Shrek's academy culture.

Unexpectedly, I encountered a difficult situation in the first class.

Because Shrek Academy has always won the championship in the Soul Fighting Competition in previous years, as time went by, most of the teachers and students at the school were not sure about the results of the competition and who the participants were. They only learned about this competition through hearsay. Shrek Academy won the competition again.

However, although the results this time were different, since the school did not elaborate on it, most of them were not sure how Shrek lost, and they just assumed it was due to bad luck and an accident among the participants. , would lead to such a result, but they didn't realize that the real culprit who caused their Shrek Academy's defeat was among them at this moment.
Luo Yu looked at the two sides arguing and made a stop gesture. Those who belonged to the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy immediately shut their mouths knowingly. Although they didn't know what Luo Yu was going to do, Luo Yu asked them to Whatever they do, they just do it.

This is not because he likes to listen to Luo Yu's words, but simply because if he disobeys, he will be beaten by Luo Yu.

On the Shrek Academy side, after seeing that the other party did not continue to argue, several students who were ready to take action put their clothes back down angrily and sat back in their seats.

"This classmate, do you have anything to say?"

Lin Jia looked curiously at this young man whose cultivation level was not particularly high, but whose status in the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy was particularly outstanding.

According to her estimation, the leader of the Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy must be Ma Rulong, who has the highest level of cultivation. However, she did not expect that it would be the young man who looked the most in need of a beating.

It is also strange that Yan Shaozhe did not tell Lin Jia about the matter because of the confidentiality of Luo Yu's identity, otherwise she would not treat Luo Yu as an ordinary person.

"Teacher Lin, I only have a relatively simple question to ask you."

Luo Yu glanced at the others and continued.

"You just said that according to Yu Xiaogang's theory ten thousand years ago, there have always been only useless soul masters in this world, but not useless martial spirits?"

"Is such that."

Lin Jia smiled and nodded after hearing Luo Yu's question. She originally thought Luo Yu was going to ask some damn question, but she didn't expect it to be this. Didn't this directly touch on the point of Shrek Academy?
"Theoretically speaking, as long as a soul master can awaken his soul power, no matter whether his martial soul is good or bad, there are infinite possibilities. For example, the ancestor of Tang San, one of the first Shrek Seven Monsters, his martial soul is the most common blue spirit. Silver grass, but he finally relied on his own efforts to ascend to the divine realm."

"But what you call Tang San's ancestor who has an ordinary blue silver grass martial spirit, his innate soul power is at full level, right? And he also has the world's first martial spirit, the Haotian Hammer, as his second martial spirit, and as Yu Xiaogang's tenth Another big theory is that for the owner of twin martial souls, the qualities of his two martial souls are similar, and there is no possibility of too much deviation.

But I have never heard of anyone whose Blue Silver Grass spirit can compare with the Clear Sky Hammer?So if the theory is correct, Tang San's Blue Silver Grass martial spirit is definitely not the ordinary martial spirit you say, right? "

"Well this."

Lin Jia was stopped by Luo Yu.

Over the years, when she mentioned this, no one had ever tried to prove the nature of twin martial souls. Almost all of them believed in her own words, so after hearing Luo Yu's words, she felt a little uncomfortable for a moment. Know how to refute.

After all, as far as records are concerned, Tang San's first martial spirit is clearly marked as ordinary blue silver grass, which also allows students with average martial spirit qualities to have greater motivation to practice.

"Don't worry, I know you are contradicting yourself, so I will continue to expand on this issue based on what you said.
Shrek Academy has always promoted the belief that there are no waste martial souls, only waste soul masters, but why have Shrek Academy's admissions standards over the years been contrary to the principle?

Reach level 12 before the age of [-]. As far as I know, this requirement seems to have blocked most people in the world, and this is only one of them. There is also a letter of recommendation from the city lord as an additional condition. Here Given the two major requirements, do you think that one hundred people from the three empires can meet the requirements?
In your so-called admissions regulations, the so-called useless soul masters have been far away from the door. This kind of double standard behavior, in my opinion, has lowered Shrek's card a bit. "

Luo Yu's words hit Lin Jia hard as a teacher.

Many people have long been accustomed to Shrek Academy's high admissions threshold. Even Huo Yuhao, the son of destiny, if he had not met Tang Ya when he first entered school, he would have only been able to tearfully apply for the Sun and Moon Royal Soul, which has a relatively low threshold. Tutor Academy.

"I think if Shrek Academy can't be awesome in terms of such admission threshold, then it's really better not to have to do it. It's a student qualification that is only one in a hundred, coupled with the power relationship of one in a million, tsk. It's a pity for my family The dean is not as shameless as your Shrek Academy, otherwise our Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineering Academy would probably be able to pull off no less stunts than you.

It's a pity that our dean is too considerate of the common people. In the past thousands of years, the threshold has not been raised, giving all civilians a chance to learn. Although there is a threshold, it is far less outrageous than you. "

Luo Yu tapped his finger on the table, and his words silenced the other Shrek people who wanted to refute.

Only Ma Rulong and the others were extremely excited at the moment, as if Luo Yu had spoken to them.

Even if Luo Yu's words were somewhat incorrect in his positive description of the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy, he was out there, and the face he gave was all given by himself.

Then what Luo Yu is saying now is the truth!

"Teacher Lin, why don't you speak?"

Looking at Lin Jia, whose expression on the podium had solidified, Luo Yu joked, "This class has completely changed from a brainwashing class at Shrek Academy to an admissions class at the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy."

Anyway, Luo Yu's words can be summed up in just a few elements.

The First Shrek Academy. Garbage!

Second, the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy is awesome!
(End of this chapter)

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