Zongwu: I am Ouyang Ke

Chapter 169: You were fine when you came, are you coming back?Can not go back
Early the next morning, the ritual of worshiping the river god in Xiaomiao Village remained unchanged. Under the leadership of the old village chief, the sacrifices were also carried out and placed on the high platform by the river.

Little monk Qu Ming changed out of the living Buddha's sexy gold and red clothes, put on the skirt of an ordinary girl in the village, and wore a wig that Ouyang Ke made overnight, and sat on the stage, but he still couldn't figure it out.

"Brother, it's okay to dress up as a sacrifice. Why should I dress up as a girl?"

Ouyang Ke, who was hiding under the high platform, secretly covered his mouth when he thought of the young monk's appearance. After laughing for a while, he replied: "Of course it is to confuse the river demon. Okay, stop talking. The evil spirit is coming."

The evil spirit did come, but the demon did not come.

It seems that this river demon doesn't want to show up, but is preparing to use the demon energy to roll up the sacrifice and throw it into the river?
But... now on the high platform, there is not only a little monk Qu Ming, but also Ouyang Ke, so the demonic energy rolled around two or three times, but it didn't move.

The river demon was stunned... Judging from the mirror image on the water, the sacrifice was a virgin, but was the virgin... so fat?

But it’s better to be fatter. Fatter has more flesh and blood and doesn’t have too many teeth...

Since the demonic energy cannot move, then go do it yourself!
The river demon waited until all the villagers had retreated, then twisted around, jumped out of the river, and flew directly towards the high platform. However, when it was halfway through the flight, it realized that something was wrong. Instead of being afraid, the sacrifice was not afraid. Are you smiling at yourself?
There are ghosts!

But when it turned around and prepared to return to the river, it discovered that... the surface of the river was densely covered with sword energy.

The river demon wants to cry but has no tears!
It was fine when you came, will you come back?Can not go back……

But a demon is a demon after all. After discovering that its retreat was cut off, the ferocity in its blood naturally exploded. It turned its head again, opened its big mouth and bit at the little monk on the high platform. It looked like it wanted to swallow him whole. .

Qu Ming is not as capable as Sun Wukong and dares to make trouble in the monster's belly. Ouyang Ke dares to do so, but he doesn't want to...

When it entered Shenlong's belly, it was because Shenlong took the form of a dragon vein and his body was clean, but this river demon... the saliva was disgusting!

"Amitabha, smoke it!"

The little monk Qu Ming was right. He used the Buddha's words directly, and the Buddha's big hand reappeared. Before the river monster swallowed him, he slapped the river monster to the ground.

"Amitabha, pull it back!"

The big hand of Buddha's light did not disappear. Instead, it grasped and held the river demon's head, dragging it back to the river bank.

The little monk had almost reached the limit after two consecutive words of Buddha's words, but it didn't matter, he was not alone, and Ouyang Ke was there.

Countless sword energy fell on the river demon quickly and continuously. It lasted for a full 5 minutes before the river demon's evil energy dissipated.

Qu Ming threw away his wig and wiped sweat from his bald head: "It's so scary, but the river demon has been eliminated. It's finally a good thing!"

"That's not necessarily true..."

Ouyang Ke looked at the dark river water and frowned. The river demon was gone, but the river water did not change at all. It was still so black, and the demonic energy in it was not missing at all... You know, this river ...is living water!

Qu Ming also noticed something was wrong and his face wrinkled: "What should I do?"

Ouyang Ke patted his bald head and said with a smile: "Brother, do you know what my greatest ability is?"

Qu Ming was stunned: "What?" "That's a lot of money!"

Homeland is hard to leave?

No, that’s because the demolition money was not enough!

The entire Xiaomiao Village has a total of 63 households with 320 people. After receiving the demolition compensation from Ouyang Ke, no one left crying. They were all smiling. You must know that for this demolition, they not only received resettlement fees , there is still compensation for a house in the town.

As for life…

The demolition compensation is enough for them to start a small business and live in peace and contentment for [-], [-], [-] years!

Little monk Qu Ming came back to his senses after everyone in Xiaomiao Village went away. Only now did he understand what his elder brother's so-called money-making ability was.

There are still monsters in the river, maybe more than one monster, but both of them have extremely poor water skills and cannot detect the enemy's situation at all, so... they can only use stupid methods!
Using this river water to wash swords, tens of thousands of qi swords would pass through the water several times every day. Ouyang Ke didn't believe it. How could the demonic nature in the river be tolerated?

Little monk Qu Ming was even more ruthless. He poisoned the river!

Although it is not a poisonous substance, it is just arsenic, but the amount cannot be tolerated!

After blocking the downstream, one of the two washed his sword every day, and the other poured poison into the river every day. Within five days, the monsters in the river finally couldn't stand it anymore and came ashore one after another to look for them. A desperate effort!

"They are all black fish monsters, why are they all turning green?"

Ouyang Ke glanced at the little monk: Why are you turning green? Don't you know why?After so much poison, their faces turned green, which already shows that these black fish monsters are in good health...

How much ability can the fish demon have after landing on the shore?

Watching the river gradually become clearer, Ouyang Kecai and the young monk left Xiaomiao Village. Their next journey... would take several years!
But their reputation spread far and wide because of the battle in Xiaomiao Village. Living Buddhas subdued demons and young masters exterminated demons. This made their 'business' become smoother and smoother. In the end, Ouyang Ke didn't even need to use his money power. , can allow people in a village to move temporarily.

Qu Ming held Ouyang Ke's sleeve hand, shaking a little: "Brother, do we really want to go in?"

Looking at the entrance to the tomb that appeared in the village, and then at the pale young monk: "You... aren't afraid of ghosts, are you?"

The little monk said harshly: "I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm afraid of the dark..."

Just when Qu Ming was about to discuss with Ouyang Ke and bring more torches in, a man and a woman fell from the sky. They glanced at Ouyang Ke and Qu Ming, and then plunged into the tomb.

Ouyang Ke was so angry that he pulled the young monk over and pointed to the entrance of the tomb and said, "Look at me, this is called a fairy. You, a monk from Lejue Temple, are afraid of ghosts. Is that fair?"

Just when Qu Ming was about to emphasize that he was afraid of the dark, the man and woman who had just entered flew out upside down, while Ouyang Ke seized the opportunity to scold the little monk: "Look, not only can they fly upright , you can still fly upside down, look at you, you still can’t fly, is that fair?”

The little monk's face twitched: "Brother, please see clearly, these two... were beaten out, and they all vomited blood..."

Looking at the man and woman lying not far away, Ouyang Ke looked a little embarrassed. The appearance and exit of these two people were a bit sudden and hasty. With his brain, he didn't even have time to write lyrics...

(End of this chapter)