Zongwu: I am Ouyang Ke

The trio who had been following Ouyang Ke were as obedient as they could be. Even Shirley Yang did not dare to say sarcastic words and show off her face. After seeing Ouyang Ke slaughtering the big lizard, They could finally confirm: This man is extremely vicious!
Before dark, Hu Bayi found a relatively flat place to set up camp, but Ouyang Ke looked at the big tree next to him and just smiled without saying anything.

Then the cool operation comes!

The fat man dared to swear by his great-grandmother’s spirit in heaven that he actually saw Ouyang Ke take out three tents from his arms...one large and two medium-sized tents. Of course, the large tent was occupied by Ouyang Ke himself. Yes, he was also the first to set up the tent.

Before the fat man could figure out how to fit three tents so big into his arms, Ouyang Ke brought out plates of iced fruits, a roasted lamb, and three items from his tent. The beer, although it hasn't been opened yet, is still chilled.

After they finished setting up the tent, they gathered in a circle and started eating and drinking. When no one was paying attention, the fat man quietly took a look inside Ouyang Ke's big tent and found... there was actually a [-]-meter-sized bed. pad! ! !

I thought that this man's skydiving without an umbrella was already very impressive, but I didn't expect that he would be even more impressive yet...

what is this?
The fairy version of Doraemon!

Although there is no magical bag that can hold everything, there is nothing missing in my arms...

Ouyang Ke didn't say much. After eating and drinking, he went back to the tent to rest. As for the night watch work... it was naturally left to the juniors. They were all grandfathers. How could they be with the juniors? What about grabbing filial piety?

In the middle of the night, there was an inexplicable sound, and the trio woke up. Ouyang Ke also woke up, but he turned over and fell asleep again.

The sound of a bird eating could actually be heard as an international distress signal, which was unique to them.

But what he didn't expect was that gunfire actually rang out...

Ouyang Ke directly blocked his hearing, and then slept peacefully until dawn.

When I came out of the tent in the morning, what I saw was not a person, but a red coffin exuding the aroma of medicine. Hu Bayi was watching the surroundings with a gun, Shirley Yang was heating last night's barbecue, and the fat man was biting into The teeth are opening the coffin.

Seeing Ouyang Ke get up, the fat man was very happy: "Master, you're awake, wait a moment, I'll open the coffin and give you a treasure!"

Ouyang Ke was happy... This fat man was indeed a wonderful man. Although he was a bit poor-mouthed, he was lovable and could do things with his eyes.

"Forget what's in the coffin, but little fat man, you can't open the coffin like this."

The fat man was stunned, put down the crowbar in his hand, looked at Ouyang Ke and said, "I can't open it like this?"

Ouyang Ke nodded: "I didn't use my strength in the right place. This coffin... has a sliding lid, not a flip-top lid. You see, you just need to stand here and push it gently..."

Looking at the coffin board that was flicked open by Ouyang Ke's fingers, the fat man was no longer surprised, but he was just a little blushing.

The coffin was opened, and Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang came over, but Ouyang Ke went to the edge of the fire and ate the barbecue leisurely.

To open the coffin, Captain Jin not only lights a candle, but also takes out only one thing. This is a rule passed down from ancient times.

But Fatty is different. He thinks that he is a new generation of gold-touching captains. This rule should be changed, but he can't defeat Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang alone, so he can only ask Ouyang Ke for help: "Master, look at them, they ganged up to bully me!"

Ouyang Ke put down the beer, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Go and empty it. With me here, nothing is off limits!"

In this place, Kunlun, whom he was most optimistic about, died. Coupled with the fragmented memories in his mind, Ouyang Ke had a bad impression of King Xian's tomb. He was not a tomb robber, and he didn't need to follow any rules. I came here this time, firstly for the Muchen Bead, and secondly to cause destruction!
When Hu Bayi and the others took the coffin out of the tree hole, the Feng Shui pattern had already changed. Since it couldn't be changed back, there was no need to talk about any more rules.The fat man got Ouyang Ke's support and came back happily. He first let go of the medicine in the coffin, and then swaggeringly picked up the contents of the coffin.

Looking at the liquid medicine flowing out, Ouyang Ke lit a fire calmly, and then of course nothing happened. The fat man patted his backpack happily. The harvest this time was really great!

"Master, when we get out, I will sell these things and treat you to delicious food!"

Ouyang Ke smiled and nodded, and then said to Hu Ba, who was about to clean up the camp: "Don't worry about it, just leave it here. I don't need this little money."

Just when Hu Bayi was about to say something, the fat man said: "Ah, yes, yes, in order to come here, I lost a helicopter, so naturally I don't like these tents, but master, if we come back , can you collect it?"

Ouyang Ke smiled and patted his fat head. Although he didn't say anything, the fat man was very happy...

I'm so poor!
Fatty really doesn't want to go through the days of being hungry for seven days even if he wants to eat a meal. In his own words, he would rather face the rice dumplings than suffer poverty anymore, because the only person he has who is poor now is his courage!
They arrived at a valley without any surprises. Seeing the white fog rising rapidly in the valleys on three sides, Hu Bayi and the others quickly put on gas masks.

Chen Yulou said that this fog was not fog, but a gathering of countless tiny poisonous insects. His eyes were blinded here.

Pushing aside the gas mask handed over by the fat man, Ouyang Ke took out three fire talismans from his arms. These three fire talismans were drawn by Uncle Nine decades ago, and after he achieved the position of Heavenly Master. The painting was given to Ouyang Ke as a thank you gift.

"Master, you are..."

"The fire talisman was drawn by Master Maoshan himself decades ago."

When the fat man heard this, he reached out and took off the gas mask: "Hahaha, with this talisman, these bugs are nothing to worry about!"

Ouyang Ke looked at him with a half-smile and said, "It's been decades and I don't know if it can still be used. Are you... so confident?"

The fat man's face wrinkled: "Master, you don't make such a joke. This is the first time I've heard that this charm still has a shelf life..."

"Hahaha, you will know if it works or not if you try it?"

Ouyang Ke laughed and flicked the talisman. Halfway through the flight, the three fire talismans turned into three giant flame dragons and rolled towards the insect mist.

"It works, it works!" The fat man was extremely happy: "This Heavenly Master's talisman is an ox, and it hasn't expired after decades! Huh? No, sir, do you still have this talisman? Throw it away again, throw it away again. …”

The magic power on each talisman is limited and cannot be burned endlessly. When the magic power is used up, the fire will naturally go out, but the insect mist is still there.

"There are no more paintings by Heavenly Master, but I have some paintings from the past two days. How about it? Do you still believe me?"

"Believe it!" The fat man answered quickly: "You just say gold is yellow, I believe it!"

this kid...

Ouyang Ke took out a stack of fire talismans he drew and sprinkled them casually... Countless fire dragons flew towards the insect mist. After burning for half an hour, the valley became quiet. There were layers of quilts on the ground. Even if a fat man stepped on the burned bug, his face would twitch when he heard the sound. (End of chapter)