China Entertainment: Return to 2007

Being asked for an autograph was the first time Nazar encountered him.

Moreover, the person asking for an autograph is not an ordinary person, but a somewhat famous creator from the "Charlotte Troubles" crew.

Looking at Shachun who was holding a pen and paper in front of her, looking sincerely waiting for her signature,

Naza was very happy,
She took the pen and paper and smiled brightly: "Okay."

After writing her full name in a flourish, Naza shook her hair and walked to the dressing room in a relaxed and happy manner.

Behind him, smelling the lingering fragrance of Nazha in the air, Shachun was no longer stupid. He put away his pen and paper with a smile on his face, and praised loudly: "Director Xu is so powerful that he chose Nazha to star in "East Palace". This is really great." A perfect match!"

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Nazha was happy, but Zhang Yida was depressed.

Last night, he accompanied his girlfriend Li Sheng to watch the premiere of "New Huanzhu" on TV.

Li Sheng originally thought of himself well. He felt that he had done a good job and was in a good mood. He was ready to give his life to his boyfriend and repay his boyfriend's kindness.

But after watching the premiere, when she came back from the shower and turned on her phone, she found that the Weibo she had just registered was filled with curses. Her mood immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, from cloudy to thundery showers, and then to a storm.

【What are you acting? Hey, that guy named Li Yue-cheng, can you stop ruining what I consider a classic?

Look what you're acting like? Quite a big SB! 】

[It doesn’t matter if she’s not pretty enough, her acting skills are so embarrassing. Come on, Xiao Yanzi can’t act just by glaring her eyes and twirling her eyebrows.
When you have time, you can ask Zhao W for advice and ask her how to act. 】

[I used to think that Huang Yi’s acting was bad enough, but I didn’t expect that there would be even more rubbish!
Huang Yi, I wrongly blamed you before, I'm sorry, I want to apologize to you! 】

【Fuck! It’s true that any cat or dog can play the heroine!
Could it be that you were infiltrated? How else would you get this role? 】

[The protagonist is also an amateur. Go next door and see Naza. Naza will crush you not only in appearance, body and temperament! Even the acting skills completely crush you!

My childhood memories of Huanzhu were really wasted! 】

["East Palace" is indeed well-produced, both in terms of etiquette and the acting skills of the lead actors, which are a level higher than "Returning the Pearl".
I bet that the winner this time will definitely be "East Palace"!
"The Return of the Pearl" is purely a thunder drama, and the ratings will definitely be a mess! 】

[Qiong Yao is so shameless, she sells her feelings every day to harvest leeks.
"New Return of the Pearl" completely gave me up, and I will never pay attention to her works again. 】

[It’s really weird these days. All cats and dogs can become actors. One day I will go too...]

【…】

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Li Sheng was just a fledgling, so she had never been attacked by Heizi. In an instant, her psychological defense line collapsed like a dam, and she fell into Zhang Yida's arms and cried loudly.

"Be good Shengsheng, it's okay. They are just jealous of you and attack you randomly..." Zhang Yida comforted him repeatedly.

"Wuwu... But it's not just one or two people. So many people are scolding me for my lack of acting skills. I can't live anymore. I... Wuwu..."

It's two different things to have someone to comfort you and not to have anyone to comfort you.
Sometimes, the closer someone is around, the more tears will flow out uncontrollably.

At this moment, Li Sheng burst into tears.

That night, Zhang Yida coaxed her all night long. Her head was so heavy that she barely closed her eyes until three or four in the morning.

Fortunately, the next day, the good news came out and everything cleared up.

"Shengsheng, great news! Very good news!" Zhang Yida reported the good news to Li Sheng energetically, holding his mobile phone.

"What's the good news?" Li Sheng walked out of the bedroom with a haggard look, his eyes swollen like walnuts.

"See for yourself." Zhang Yida turned his phone to Li Sheng.

Li Sheng opened two big walnuts, and the next moment, he jumped with excitement!
"1.9%?! Winning the national TV drama ratings championship that day! Great! This is really great!"

【Excuse me! "New Huanzhu" won the first battle! The ratings on the first day were as high as 1.9%! Beating "East Palace" by 1.5%, it successfully won the single-day ratings championship! 】

["New Ring Pearl" The King Returns! It won the national TV drama ratings championship on the first day of release. Qiong Yao's sword is still young, and Hunan Satellite TV once again defends its dominance in the field of TV dramas! 】

[The ratings of "East Palace" on the first day were only 1.5%, far behind the nearly 2% of "New World".

In this battle, Qiong Yao defeated Xu Ge, and the Return of the Pearl series remains a classic! 】

[Although the reputation of "New Ring Pearl" is not satisfactory, the ratings are still as good as before.

Experts predict that its final ratings will break at least 4 or even 5, and it is still unknown whether it will win the ratings championship this year. 】

["East Palace" was crushed, Xu Ge's undefeated myth came to an end!

Facts have proved that there is no God in this world;
Xu Ge is just an ordinary person, and he will also lose...]

[Xiannan Satellite TV recently held an advertising investment meeting, and the advertising fees for the front and rear side of "New Huanzhu" were released. The highest 15-second advertising single episode has exceeded 50!
"New Huanzhu" may be able to recover all investment from advertising fees alone! 】

["New Huanzhu" is on the air, and the new version of Xiaoyanzi, Ziwei, Fifth Brother, and Erkang are becoming very popular.

Some of them may become new film and television stars...]

【…】

How come "Xinhuanzhu" is such a thunderous drama and has such good ratings? !
In the villa, Ni Ni was puzzled when he saw the news.

Xu Ge, who was sitting next to her, smiled.

"You still have the nerve to laugh?" Ni Ni rolled his eyes at Xu Ge: ""East Palace" has been suppressed, are you really not worried at all?"

"What's the use of being anxious? Can being anxious solve the problem?" Xu Ge chuckled.

"Then what do you think we should do now?"

"Let's eat it cold. Aunt Qiongyao and the Huanzhu series are so popular, what else can I do?"

"I'm telling you seriously, don't joke." Ni Ni said angrily with his hands on his hips.

Xu Ge smiled and said: "I'm not joking, I mean, don't do anything, let the bullets fly for a while, and there will be results naturally."

"You mean to win by word-of-mouth quality?"

"Otherwise?" Xu Ge waved his hand and said, "You can't let me spend money and let all the media tell lies with their eyes open."

"But if you don't spend money, how could they change their minds?"

Waving his hand to signal Ni Ni to calm down, Xu Ge took a sip of water and looked into the distance leisurely: "Today is different from the past. In the field of entertainment, the words of the official media are no longer very effective, or they can only be managed. some days ago."

After a pause, Xu Ge continued: "In the past when communication networks were underdeveloped, the masses believed whatever the official media said.
But that’s no longer possible. Now is the era of information explosion. Everyone has access to all kinds of information.

You can deceive for a while, but you can’t deceive for the rest of your life.
Just wait and see, "Xin Huan Zhu" will collapse sooner or later. "

"The Return of the Pearl" has a total of 98 episodes. This incredible number of episodes can be called the smelly and long foot wrap of an old woman!
In particular, its plot has countless undertones, and the actors’ acting skills are beyond words.

In my previous life, I had no competitors.
Its ratings are also rising but falling.

In the end, it barely managed to reach 2%.

"East Palace" is just the opposite. It is not that attractive in the early stage, but in the middle and late stages, the more two people fall in love and kill each other, the more it attracts the audience.

This drama originally didn't attract much attention at first, but by the finale, it suddenly became popular.

This is enough to prove that it is a late-stage force.

As time goes by and word of mouth ferments, the former becomes worse and worse, while the latter becomes more and more attractive.
A reversal will naturally come.

"I hope it goes as you wish." Ni Ni had no choice but to choose to believe Xu Ge.

"Let's not talk about this little thing for now. By the way, how are you doing with the promotion of "The Gift from Room 7"?" Xu Gexiao looked at Ni Ni.

Ni Ni is wearing a teacher's uniform. Her identity in "The Wandering Earth" is that of a teacher.

She wore a ponytail and a black suit, and she looked sharp and capable.

"The schedule has been negotiated with Mr. San, and it is set on August 8." Ni Ni, who is also the vice president of Xu Gexin's distribution department, is familiar with his job of distribution and publicity: "In terms of publicity, we are prepared to invest in advance. 8 million, focusing on comprehensive publicity centered on Zhang Yi, Xiao Zhihan and Zhao Liying.
At the same time, Bai Ke Lao Zhu and their tens of thousands of people were also mobilized.
Let's work together to make "Gift from Room 2011" a hit in the summer season! "

"No, there is no bright spot like this." Xu Ge shook his head.

"Then what do you think we should do?" When Xu Ge denied the publicity plan, Ni Ni was not only not angry, but asked happily.

In fact, she also felt it was a bit too mediocre, but she had limited experience and couldn't think of any amazing publicity plan at the moment.

"Come here." Xu Ge smiled and waved.

Ni Ni leaned over obediently and put his fair and tender ear to Xu Ge's mouth.

Xu Ge chuckled and said: "You mobilize resources and use jokes on the Internet to popularize the law, and then..."

Ni Ni nodded repeatedly after listening to this. After a long while, she looked up and said admiringly, "Xu Ge, you really know so much. You are really amazing!"

"If I'm good, do you want to reward me?" After Xu Ge finished speaking, he kissed Ni Ni's earlobe.

Ni Ni licked her lips charmingly and took the initiative to sit on it...

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"Oh God, come and save me, I'm so wronged!
I run a bathing center, but instead of using municipal water, I dug a well privately and secretly used water.
As a result, I was sued, and later the court convicted me of a crime called illegal mining. What kind of crime is this? ! I am really more unjust than Dou E! "

"Holy crap! Is it really fake? Is the guy upstairs a joker?"

"This is really true. I am a Dharma student and I want to teach everyone the Dharma.

Do you know what resource water is?

According to national regulations, water is one of the mineral resources.
So stealing water is called illegal mining. "

"Oh no! Shocked! It turns out that water is really a mineral resource!

No wonder it’s always called mineral water! That’s how it came about! "

"I learned it again. Brother who runs a bathing center, you are unlucky this time. Who didn't consult the big brother upstairs before asking you to dig a well secretly?"

"What you are talking about is nothing, I am the one who is really miserable!

I am a hotel waiter. I delivered a meal to the hotel last night. As a result, the customer accidentally knocked the meal over and hit me, staining all my clothes.

I had no choice but to borrow the customer's room to take a shower.

After taking a shower, because my clothes were not dry for a while, I could only stand in the room wrapped in a bath towel and wait.

The weather outside was a bit hot at that time, and the air conditioner inside was a bit cold.

I was a little dizzy from being blown by the air conditioner and couldn't stand it.
The customer saw something was wrong with me, so he kindly helped me up and put me on bed to keep me warm.

Then accidentally, she also got dizzy and fell on top of me.

I was trying to help her up,

As luck would have it, JC rushed in at this moment, cuffed my hands without saying a word, and said we were buying and selling love.
I am so unjust!
Why is it so unlucky to deliver a takeaway? !

Let’s all comment! "

"Fuck! If I hadn't seen it until the end, I almost would have believed it!

You are such a smart little guy, and you also deliver food?

I see you ordered takeout! "

"Bah! I have never seen such a shameless person!"

"Are all the jokesters this way nowadays?
Is even the story of buying and selling love so deep? "

"Tch, I thought I saw some great trick, but it turned out to be just a dead duck with a tough mouth. I'm really disappointed.

You know, I was caught by a report after the Buckingham Palace incident, and was finally released without charge.

Being invincible is so lonely! "

"Oh! The forest is so big, there are really all kinds of birds. Anyone can stand and talk without pain in the back!"
If you have the guts, you should really try it! "

"I know you don't believe it, so let's do this. I'll tell you this method directly to save you from saying I'm making it up."

"Tell me more! Let me criticize you!"

"I was doing Erlong Xizhu. After the treatment, I directly gave her ten Ming coins, then put on her pants and left.

Later she realized something was wrong and chased her out with people to settle the score with me.

I directly called the security guard to support me!
Guess what?

After entering, I was released without charge. She was so angry that her eyes almost popped out, but in the end, she still couldn't do anything to me. "

"Fuck! Really or not?! Isn't this so cool?!"

"If someone sees something fake, they will make up a joke. Do you really believe it?"

"I study law. This method puts aside the moral aspect. From a legal perspective, he really did not commit a crime."

"What do you mean? Doesn't white P not count as P?"

“First of all, everyone can tell the difference between Hades coins, so they are not counterfeit coins, and the use of Hades coins does not constitute the crime of using counterfeit coins.

Secondly, PC must be based on transactions. He used ghost coins to trade, which is obviously not a transaction, so the purchase cannot be a crime of PC. "

"Oh my God! Is this really true?
If this is true, then I will try it later..."

"Try adding 1!"

"Try adding 99!"

"Haha, no one really believes it, right?

Be careful and you will die if you try..."

Throughout the end of July, there were no shortage of jokes about legal popularization on the Internet.

Various funny jokes about legal education have attracted the attention of hundreds of millions of netizens.

But on this day, a real case was exposed, making everyone laugh.

(End of this chapter)