China Entertainment: Return to 2007

Chapter 92 Magic Show and Movie Premiere

"Xu Ge, come and watch the Spring Festival Gala."

Imperial Hotel, January 1, New Year’s Eve, 25pm.

Due to the premiere tomorrow, Xu Ge and his party had to come to the Imperial Capital.

In the cold hotel, Xu Ge felt the warmth of home because of Ni Ni.

Having lived together for nearly a year, and knowing Xu Ge's preferences, Ni Ni dresses very boldly at home.

Under her exquisite facial features, the lavender silk nightgown lightly covered Ni Ni's curvy figure. Through the thin gauze, underneath was a tempting bikini of the same color.

The skirt of her nightgown barely covered the top of her thighs, revealing her long, slender, pink legs as white as jade.

Lying on her side on the flesh-colored sofa, Ni Ni winked at Xu Ge provocatively with her charming eyes.

"Er Ni, I'm so sorry that you can't go back for the New Year this year." Xu Ge had just finished taking a shower, wrapped in pajamas and wearing cotton mops, sitting in front of Ni Ni, and kissed his forehead gently: "Wait until the New Year is over, I'll go back home with you and apologize to your uncle and aunt."

Ni Ni squeezed into Xu Ge's arms and said with a smile: "It's okay. If I can't go back, I won't be able to go back. Aren't you here with me?"

Xu Ge caressed Ni Ni's cute little head lovingly and sighed: "Er Ni, it's great to have you by my side."

"Haha, Xu Ge, the Spring Festival Gala is about to begin. Come and watch it together."

On New Year's Eve, watching the Spring Festival Gala with your family is a fine tradition that has been passed down in the Xia Dynasty for decades.

The Spring Festival Gala in 2009 almost reached its final peak.

Due to all the major events that happened last year,
Especially after experiencing the pain of disaster and welcoming the pride of the Olympics,

This year's audience has more recognition of Daxia and the family.

After such an eventful autumn, most people hope that this new year can pass smoothly to heal the trauma.

The sketch "Not Short of Money",
This sketch was Uncle Benshan's final pinnacle, and it was also the super springboard for Xiao Shenyang to become famous overnight.

After this skit, Uncle Benshan almost disappeared.
And Xiao Shenyang has unlimited glory and is about to usher in his most glorious peak years.

The last one was the magic trick "Magic Hand Magic". Liu Qian appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage for the first time and amazed everyone with his skills.
He played with a simple rubber band, coin, and egg and made flowers.

The title of master of super close-up magic became famous.

And his phrase "Now is the time to witness a miracle!" is even more famous.
After this night, Liu Qian became famous overnight, and the niche concept of magic took this opportunity to sweep across Daxia and became the hottest topic of the year.

It's just a pity that everything turns the other way. A few years later, due to carelessness, he would end up in ruins. Who could have predicted that?

Xu Ge has watched these programs countless times in his previous life.
I can recall every bit of the starting point with my eyes closed, so it's calm from beginning to end.

"Wow, this Liu is so awesome. How did the coin jump out of the cup?

And how did Dong Qing’s ring get into the egg? "

Different from Xu Ge's calmness, Ni Ni couldn't help being shocked as he had never seen such a unique magic trick before.

"Er Ni, let me do a magic trick for you." With Wen Xiang and Nuan Yu in his arms, Xu Ge suddenly became interested and wanted to perform.

"Xu Ge, can you do magic?" Ni Ni looked at Xu Ge in surprise.

"Of course I will. Do you want to watch it?" Xu Ge said seriously.

"Look, I definitely want to see the magic you perform for me." Ni Ni looked forward to it.

"Okay, here you go."

Gently putting Ni Ni down from his arms, Xu Ge got up and went to the bathroom to get a towel and sat down next to Ni Ni.

Covering his lower abdomen with a white towel, Xu Ge looked at Ni Ni seriously: "Don't blink, let me show you what it means to truly witness a miracle!"

Ni Ni nodded, staring intently at the towel on Xu Ge's lower abdomen, his eyes full of curiosity.

The next second, Ni Ni opened his mouth in shock,
Covered by the towel, Xu Ge's flat and muscular lower abdomen suddenly arched high.
This scene deeply shocked Ni Ni.

"Bah! Xu Ge! You are a big liar and a big hooligan!" Ni Ni spat at Xu Ge, and his beautiful face turned as red as an apple.

She has been extremely protected by her parents since she was a child. She is as pure as jade by nature. Seeing Xu Ge's sordid performance, she was immediately ashamed and annoyed.

"Er Ni, what are you thinking about? I am a gentleman." Xu Ge smiled and gently opened the white towel under Ni Ni's angry gaze.

"Oh, I won't look if I don't look! Xu Ge, you are too... Hey, how can it be a spoon?!"

Through the gap between his fingers, Ni Ni suddenly discovered the truth.

It turned out to be just an ordinary spoon.

Xu Ge used his lower abdominal muscles to hold the spoon, and took a deep breath to make the spoon proudly bulge against the towel.

This simple little SS magic made Ni Ni burst into laughter: "Haha, Xu Ge, you really know how to play, you are really a big gangster and a big liar!"

"Haha, you are such a bold witch, how dare you slander me!"

"No, Master, please spare my life. I know my mistake. I beg you to show mercy..."

"Wow! Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will?

Today I will sacrifice my life to feed the demon and die with you! "

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On the first day of the Lunar New Year, at 08:30 in the morning, China Film International Cinema in Chaocheng District, the imperial capital.

"Damn it, this bastard Xu Ge is really causing harm to people. If you don't pick a date, you have to pick today for the premiere!"

"It's just that I originally planned to go out and have fun with my wife and children, but when my boss called me, I got up at six o'clock and came over to work overtime. This Xu Ge is really causing harm!"

"That's pretty good for you. "The Legend of the Dragon and the Phoenix" premiered in Hong Kong this morning. An unlucky colleague of mine was sent to take a flight to wait there yesterday.

As a result, he couldn't even eat a hot dumpling on New Year's Eve. Do you think he was unjust? "

"Hey, who asked us to do this? We all deserve it!
If I still have a chance in my next life, I won’t do entertainment journalism even if I kill myself! "

"..."

There used to be movies released on New Year's Day, but they were all cannon fodder movies from small companies that grandma wouldn't care for and uncles wouldn't love.

Unlike this year, one of Xu Ge and Liu Weiqiang is a new billion-dollar director, and the other is a veteran Hong Kong director.

There is a fierce battle between the two, who will win the final victory, although it is not yet known,
But the consequences for Chi Yu are clearly a fact.

On the first day of the new year, I was forced to leave my family and work overtime.
The dozens of entertainment reporters present were not as angry as usual.

Fortunately, Xu Ge had already expected this, and as soon as he entered the door, he ordered his men to hand out a generous red envelope.

After touching the thickness of the red envelope, Zhongyu Ji, who was scolding her just now, suddenly changed his face.

"Director Xu is great and I wish you a great box office success!"

"Come on, Director Xu, I wish you a box office of over 3 million!"

"Director Xu is determined. I wish you a great victory over Liu Weiqiang and bring glory to our mainland film industry!"

I have to say that money is really a good thing.
Seeing this scene, Xu Ge strengthened his determination to make money.

In his mind, whether "Happy Family" can beat "You Long Xi Feng" is already ranked second.
The top priority is to make a big hit at the box office and make real money!

"Xu Ge, congratulations."

After Xu Ge and other main creators gathered, they welcomed the important character Jiang Wen.

Jiang Wen is not aware of his status in the film and television industry;
It was an unexpected surprise to contact him.
Jiang Wu is his biological brother, and Xu Ge originally only invited him tentatively.
But Jiang Wen readily agreed directly.
And he also got Liu Xiaoqing to support Xu Ge's movie not long ago.

This made Xu Ge both moved and puzzled.

Although he is confident and believes that he will be at the top of the film and television industry in less than two years,
But Jiang Wen was famous for his stubborn temper. He really didn't know how he fell in love with Jiang Wen.

"Director Jiang, I'm really flattered that you can come. Please sit inside." Faced with Jiang Wen's kindness, Xu Ge reciprocated and treated him with great courtesy.

"Xu Ge, you are a very good boy. If you like me, if you film well, you will become a great success sooner or later." Jiang Wen patted Xu Ge on the shoulder and showed a meaningful smile.

Fuck, he couldn't be...?
Damn, I’m not gay!

Xu Ge felt a chill in his heart, but he quickly threw this boring thought out of his mind.

After all, although Jiang Wen's reputation has been mixed, there has never been such news.

"Xu Ge, I wish you a big hit at the box office in advance." Yang Mi is from Imperial City and made a cameo appearance in "Happy Family". She is also the heroine of "Wei Wei". She has to appear in both emotional and rational matters, both public and private. .

"Thank you, Mimi." Holding her hand, Xu Ge thanked her.

"Yang Mi, thank you for coming to the premiere." Ni Ni appeared at the right time. She enthusiastically took Yang Mi's hand from Xu Ge's, and the two chatted like good sisters.

Xu Ge sighed, secretly glad that Master Liu didn't come, otherwise he would not know how to break up the fight between the Three Kingdoms.

Just as I was thinking this, suddenly I saw Cai Yinong leading Liu Shishi to squeeze over: "Director Xu, congratulations on the release of your new film. I wish you a great box office hit in advance. Shishi, I haven't met Director Xu yet."

Xu Ge: "..."

Damn, why do I have such a clumsy mouth?What are you really afraid of?

"Xu Ge, I wish your new film a big hit." Liu Shishi shook hands with Xu Ge and congratulated calmly.

"Master..." Holding Master Liu's cold jade hand, Xu Ge wanted to say something, but in the end he couldn't.

Although he was very suspicious of her purpose of coming here and wanted to dissuade her, in the end he was wise enough not to speak.

After all, this was a public meeting, and he couldn't say anything unless he died.

"Don't worry, I'm just here to congratulate you. I won't do anything else." Master Liu smiled at Xu Ge considerately. Then, seeing Ni Ni who was deeply in love with sister Yang Mi, she let go of Xu Ge. Ge put his hand in with a smile: "Mimi, long time no see? This is Ni Ni, please introduce yourself. I am Master Liu, and Mimi and I are good friends..."

Xu Ge: "..."

They won't fight, will they?

Xu Ge looked at the three women with a sad face, and for the first time there was a hint of fear in his heart.

Today is the premiere of "Happy Family". If there is such a big news as "three girls competing for husband",
The loss of his reputation will be small.

It would be really bad if it caused a huge box office loss!

Fortunately, Xu Ge had been vaccinated a long time ago and had already told him of his firmness towards Ni Ni. He had never officially confirmed his relationship with Liu Shishi and his two daughters as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Therefore, when the two women faced Ni Ni, they did not have the courage to break up with each other, whether emotionally or rationally.

after all,

In a sense, Ni Ni is the original wife.

The two of them are just mistresses, and if they break up, they will be the only ones to be embarrassed.

Although Ni Ni felt that the two girls Yang Mi and Liu Shishi were coming here with bad intentions, she always regarded all the beautiful actresses, especially Yang Mi, as imaginary enemies.

But after all, she is the empress of the palace,
With the advantage of Xu Ge's favor, she turned a blind eye to the subtle provocations from the two women.

In this way, a balance is cleverly achieved between the three women.
After all, what Xu Ge was most worried about did not happen.

The atmosphere of the premiere became more and more lively as each of the major figures appeared on the stage.

And all of this came to a climax after the arrival of the last big shot.

"Xu Ge, there are a lot of people here today."

The arrival of Mr. Han made everyone stand up spontaneously.

His position in the film and television industry does not need to be explained. If you know it, you will naturally understand his talent.

"Third Master, thank you." Xu Ge held Third Master Han's hand, his eyes filled with gratitude.

With Mr. Han standing up for him, "Happy Family" won by three points first.

Coupled with the high quality of the video itself,
Xu Ge felt that his chances of winning were over [-]%.

"Work hard. The future of Daxia Film depends on young people like you." Mr. Han encouraged Xu Ge and left after speaking.

His status is special and his status is extremely respected. It is already a great honor to come and show his face for Xu Ge on this special day of the New Year.

In fact, if he hadn't felt that the person above him admired Xu Ge very much, he would definitely not have taken the time to come here.

Of course, Xu Ge was not someone who didn't appreciate praise. He enthusiastically took the initiative to send him to the door, and then the premiere ceremony officially started.

"Thank you all for coming to the premiere of "Happy Family" on this special day,

On behalf of all the creators of "Happy Family", I would like to extend my most sincere greetings and thanks to everyone! "

clap clap clap! ! !
"As I said before, filmmakers naturally let their works speak for themselves. Please watch the movie first. If you think it is good, give us a little applause. We will be grateful!

Okay, without further ado, let us enjoy "Happy Family" together now!Thanks! "

clap clap clap! ! !
Xu Ge bowed his thanks and left the stage. When the big screen went dark, the thousands of people in the packed auditorium No. [-] immediately fell silent and began to look forward to the movie.

Soon, after the dragon logo passed, four simple bold logos of Xu Ge Film and Television appeared.

Immediately afterwards, the camera turned and "Happy Family" was officially played.

"On Children's Day, someone else comes to see me every time."

"Many people have asked me my name, but no one can remember it."

"Life in the orphanage is like this, I'm really tired..."

Along with Zhang Yi's narration, Zhang Yi's ordinary public face appeared in front of everyone in the dilapidated small hotel.

Zhang Yi's clothes are sloppy, his hair is messy, and his beard is unkempt. His eyes are dull and he is desperately stuffing sleeping pills into his mouth.

"It's interesting. In just ten seconds, the shot not only points out the identity of the protagonist as an orphan, but also leads to the fact that he committed suicide. This ability to express the complex into simplicity makes Xu Ge's directorial skills even more profound.

There is also Zhang Yi, whose acting skills are becoming more and more outstanding. He really looks like what he plays. The image of this decadent and suicidal man is quite similar. "

Sitting among the crowd, Lao Meng nodded frequently.

He is a senior entertainment reporter and it was not his turn to work overtime.

But when he heard it was Xu Ge's new movie, he immediately volunteered to come.

At this point the movie continues to advance,

Zhang Yi was still taking sleeping pills, but the phone in the room kept ringing.

He didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but when he filled his mouth with medicine and wanted to drink water to swallow it, he found that he was unlucky enough to have no water.

He had no choice but to spit out the sleeping pills and run to answer the phone to send his boss away.

Zhang Yi wanted to die. After hanging up the phone, he took medicine again and swallowed it with tap water.
And when he fell to the ground, in a blur, the camera turned and pointed at the TV,

On TV, the family is traveling happily.

"Hey, what does this mean? Is this a way to highlight the loneliness of the protagonist?"

Before Lao Meng could think about it, the boss rushed in and rescued Zhang Yi.

"Uncle! Uncle! Really, if you want to die, go somewhere else and die! Don't die here!"

Amid the excited voice of the hotel owner, the camera quickly switched,
thump!
"Uncle! Uncle!"

In the turbulent river, Zhang Yi was rescued again.
At this time, another person jumped down with a plop on the other side.

Ha ha…

Seeing this scene, even though I know something is wrong, I shouldn’t laugh at this time.
But Lao Meng still couldn't help but laugh softly.

"This Xu Ge is worthy of his background in comedy. A simple repetition of suicide is both reasonable and funny, and at the same time it can make people think about some sadness. The expressive ability of this light and easy lens is really amazing."

In the hospital, Zhang Yi woke up in the hospital bed. Just when he felt sad because he didn't die,
Suddenly, a greasy middle-aged man who smoked appeared next to his bed.

A fat, fat middle-aged man wearing a straight suit and a full beard.
He was holding a cigarette and puffing away with enjoyment.

Zhang Yi was startled and said stupidly: "Well, shouldn't smoking be banned in hospitals?"

Jiang Wuli ignored him and blew a puff of cigarette into his face, choking Zhang Yi until he coughed.

Ha ha…

Seeing people being unlucky can also make people feel happy,

The audience was watching happily, but when the camera turned, the nurse rushed over and angrily scolded Zhang Yi: "Don't you know the hospital is non-smoking?"

Zhang Yi looked confused and a little confused.

Sitting on the hospital bed, being pushed by two caregivers, Zhang Yi was in a daze again: "Do I have to go with him?"

When the camera turned, Jiang Wu appeared again on the hospital bed where Zhang Yi was alone.

Seeing this scene, the audience immediately knew Jiang Wu's identity.

Because he could see ghosts, Zhang Yi was sent to a psychiatric hospital.

it's here,
Lao Zhu and Zhang Yi staged a wonderful and hilarious scene of contrast.

In the meantime, it certainly made the audience laugh.

In the evening, Zhang Yi got up to pee in the middle of the night and met LSP Uncle Da.

There is no doubt about Uncle Ta’s acting skills.

Standing on the nurse's desk and squatting casually, his eyelids twitched and the corners of his mouth twitched.
A classic LSP image leaps onto the screen.

The uniform temptation performed by Yang Mi was perfectly expressed by Xu Ge, a director who understands the hearts of LSP audiences, and achieved extremely successful results.

Including Lao Meng, who has been tested by beauties for a long time, almost all the men present could not help but salute slightly.

'Pooh!Vixen! Ni Ni glanced at Yang Mi sitting next to him and cursed in his heart.

'Hey, LSP gangster! Master Liu glared at Xu Ge, who was sitting in the front row pretending to be a gentleman, and secretly complained.

'Haha, indeed, I am the most beautiful. ' Sensing the strangeness of the men around her, Yang Mi couldn't help but thought proudly.

Zhang Yi ran back to the ward and was haunted by three ghosts. After he fainted from fright,

Early the next morning, another kid was discovered.
Suddenly, he was surrounded by four ghosts, unable to survive or die.

After being discharged from the hospital, Zhang Yi went to a Taoist priest to exorcise the evil spirits. The other party told him that it was easy to ask gods but difficult to send them away, and told him to give up and seek happiness for himself.

There was no other way, Zhang Yi could only drag the four ghosts back home.

In the meantime, there was a lot of laughter,
Every time he is possessed by a ghost, Zhang Yi will do something incredible.
Such as peeing alone on the street, teasing middle-aged women, smoking heavily, drinking heavily, eating snacks, and even crying loudly like women.

For a moment, Zhang Yi was miserable.

On this day, Zhang Yi suffered from vomiting and diarrhea.
When I woke up, I found four ghosts still watching a ghost movie. I was so angry that I exploded on the spot.

He scolded four people severely.

As a result, I felt so good about scolding ghosts that I was cremated that night.

The four ghosts were angry, and the whole room was filled with gloomy energy.

Zhang Yi almost froze to death.

In desperation, he went to the Taoist priest again, and the Taoist priest told him to find a way to realize their wishes, and the ghosts would naturally go away.

Zhang Yi gave up, ran home and begged the four ghosts to let him go, and promised that each of them would have a wish, and once it came true, he would ask them to leave his side.

The four ghosts agreed and nodded immediately.

It has been more than 20 minutes since we got here.
The heroine Ni Ni has not yet appeared.

Lao Mengzheng was confused about Ni Ni’s presence in this movie.

The camera turns,
In the hospital, the angel Ni Ni in white appears in front of the camera.

Unlike Yang Mi's charming beauty, Ni Ni's beauty is pure and flawless.

Under Xu Ge's deliberate protection, Ni Ni has not yet been exposed to all the chaos in the entertainment industry.
Therefore, at this time, she still retains the innocence of her student days.

Innocence and innocence are fatally attractive to men, especially mature men.

In a flash,

When Ni Ni appeared in front of the camera in a nurse uniform,

All the LSPs present swallowed their saliva, and they were all amazed by the temptation of Ni Ni's innocent uniform.

"You only care about it afterward, and you only take a look after you are dead. Is it interesting?"

"What did you say, stinky old man!"

In the hospital, following the death of a patient, an old man who was a patient ridiculed his unfilial son and daughter-in-law.

After a while of noise,
The camera focuses on a pale little boy in the ward.
"Did Yuan Zheng sleep well?"

"Wow, Yuan Zheng's heartbeat sounds even better!"

Ni Ni appeared in front of the boy's hospital bed with a smile.
Under her comfort, a bright smile appeared on the little boy's pale face.

"This character is quite good. It seems that Xu Ge still prefers Ni Ni." Lao Meng commented with a smile.

　Thank you to the bosses Dragon City General and Brilliant 007 for their monthly ticket support!
　　PS: I went to work today, and I will try my best to maintain 6 updates per day in the future.

　　
　
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