Incredible enlightenment: I am fooling the gods in the chat group

Chapter 11 The Chinese God of War!

beautiful country.

"Omag! Oh my god, what did I see!!!"

"Dongfang is indeed an existence that cannot be messed with!!"

"Chinese people are awesome!!"

"With one slap, two powerful aliens could be turned into blood mist. Even if the God of Thunder comes, they won't be able to do it!"

"I think Thor should be able to do it, my God of Thunder is eternal!"

"Do you think the people in Marvel really exist?"

"It's not important. I've already bought a plane ticket to China. Bye bye, I'm going to become an immortal!"

"Fuck! You're so mean! You didn't take me with you!"

"..."

country of sticks.

"Xi Ba! I emphasize again that this is a person from the Republic of Korea!"

"Xi Ba! I emphasize again that this is a person from the Republic of Korea!"

"Xi Ba! I emphasize again that this is a person from the Republic of Korea!"

"I am definitely from the Republic of Korea. Only in the Republic of Korea can we have such powerful people!"

"You are kidding yourselves here, I'm going to China, bye!"

"Kill this traitor who admires foreign things!"

"Oppa, I want to give you a baby!"

"No, I'm going to remove my nails. I can't stand such a strong man!"

"..."

Sakura Country.

"This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible! How come the Chinese are so powerful!"

"Where are the ninjas from our country! Come out quickly and tell them that the ninjas from the Yamato nation are the most powerful!"

"That's right, give me a shadow clone technique!"

"Shadow clones are nothing. If you want to come, just use the Wind Release Spiral Shuriken!!!"

"I just said that the Chinese people are much better than our Yamato nation, so I decided to join the Chinese nationality!"

"Catch this Japanese traitor for me, I want him to know my thousand-year killing power!"

"..."

Huaxia Kingdom.

"I'm sorry! Is this the power of our country's cultivators? It's so terrifying!"

"Those who offend me Huaxia will be punished even if they are far away!"

"China rises!"

"Five hundred, please find a boss position, I'll clean your anus!"

“For fifty thousand, I want this guy’s WeChat account!”

"I want this guy's address for [-] yuan!"

"Do you want a disciple, boss? I wear black stockings!"

"Boss, do you want a maid to warm the bed? I will resign from Dongguan immediately, you know!"

"The Bangzi Country next door is saying that the boss belongs to them again!"

"Sakura Country is also saying that their ninjutsu is awesome!"

"It's not embarrassing, Sakura Country's ninjutsu is indeed very good. My friend broke my hemorrhoids with a thousand years of killing!"

"Hahaha!"

"I would like to make him the Chinese God of War!"

"Mars!"

"Mars!"

Mo Lang's killing of aliens with one slap shocked the whole world, and the Chinese people's forum was about to explode!

But at this time, every Chinese person's face was filled with excitement and happiness for the rest of their lives.

More importantly, we in China have people to carry the banner!

Beijing.

"Find this God of War at all costs!" Mr. Xia immediately issued this order.

Then he reminded: "Remember to be polite to Corporal Xian, and agree to whatever conditions the other party offers! The other party must know the situation of these alien races!"

"Yes!"

Everyone nodded, and then rushed to Xiang Province, looking for this Chinese God of War, because he protected China and was the hero of China!
"God bless me, China!" After everyone left, Mr. Xia sat on the stool like a deflated ball. His whole body was weak, and his back was already wet with sweat.

At this time, the person who caused a sensation all over the world was coaxing his beloved little girlfriend, as if he was accepting the punishment.

"Damn it! Ah Lang, you damn well hid it deep enough!"

Seeing A Lang come back, Zhang Sheng immediately choked Mo Lang, clamped his elbow on Mo Lang's neck, and said with a look of leniency for confession and severity for resistance:
"Tell me quickly, how can you become an immortal? Watching you pretend to be cool is more uncomfortable than killing me!"

"What do I say to you?" Mo Lang saw that Zhang Sheng did not isolate the relationship between the two because of his behavior just now. He suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and felt much lighter.

Before his rebirth, Zhang Sheng gave him help that he could vividly remember and never forget.

If it weren't for himself, Zhang Sheng would definitely be able to reach semi-saint status and become one of the top people with his talent in his previous life.

Someone even persuaded Zhang Sheng not to waste resources on himself. Zhang Sheng was so angry that he had a fight with that person.

Although he lost, he still smiled and said to himself with a bruised face: "Alang, don't take it to heart. I said, if I have a bite of meat, you will definitely be indispensable. Dad believes that you will succeed. !”

Thinking of this, Mo Lang's nose felt a little sore again.

He said in his heart: "Big Fatty, I want to be your father in this life!"

"What's that look in your eyes? You're scolding me in your heart as soon as you look at it, right?" Zhang Sheng looked at Mo Lang's eyes and immediately cursed: "Don't think that because everyone calls you the God of War, you are arrogant. I don't have it." Your dirty stuff!”

"Hahaha, it's like I don't have any black information about you. Do you still remember that time when you were drunk and prepared to..."

"Damn it, uncle! Can this matter be told outside? Qin Xiaoxiao is still here, why don't you save some face for me!"

When Zhang Sheng heard that Mo Lang was going to save the girl who had lost her footing when she was drunk, he immediately covered his mouth and winked at Mo Lang.

But when they looked at Qin Xiaoxiao, they found that something was wrong with the other person's expression, which made the two of them stop playing around.

"Baozi, what's wrong?"

Mo Lang called the two of them by their nicknames, somewhat confused as to why the other party was behaving like this.

Although he was reborn, he was still an honest man who didn't know how to talk and didn't understand girls' thoughts.

"I am fine."

Qin Xiaoxiao looked at Mo Lang's familiar yet unfamiliar face, which made her think about him day and night. She seemed to be trying her best to control her emotions, but her red eyes showed that she was extremely reluctant to give up, and she said with some choking.

"How can you be okay like this? You were fine just now, why have you become like this again?" Mo Lang gently held Qin Xiaoxiao's hand and asked with heartache in his eyes.

It’s just that he really doesn’t know why Qin Xiaoxiao is so uncomfortable. He feels his heart twisting into a ball when he sees it. With Qin Xiaoxiao like this, it’s better for him to fight a saint.

"Are you going to continue cultivating immortality and cut off the world of mortals? Then leave me?" Qin Xiaoxiao is a girl who dares to love and hate. This is why she is willing to come to Mo Lang after Mo Lang has been gone for so long.

She just wanted an answer.

She looked at Mo Lang and continued: "If that's the case, I will let you go and won't bother you anymore, because China really needs you.

But I will always wait for you, no matter how old it is, or whether my hair turns gray, I will wait for your return in this world of mortals. "

After saying that, Qin Xiaoxiao felt her heart hurt like a needle pricking her, but she had to give up her love in front of so many people.

What's more, she knew that it wasn't that Mo Lang didn't love her, he just had to do it. She was also very happy because her beloved still loved her, and that was enough.

"Baby, what are you talking about? Who told you that if I become an immortal, I will cut off the world of mortals?" Listening to Qin Xiaoxiao's words, Mo Lang felt dumbfounded and gently held Qin Xiaoxiao in his arms.

But I felt heartbroken in my heart. Why did I let such a good girl go? I was such a coward at that time.

Mo Lang even wondered if it was because he was too indecisive before and that he never awakened his physique?
He gently said in Qin Xiaoxiao's ear: "In this life, I will never leave you again. How can I let you be alone in the world of mortals with gray hair waiting for my return? I will make you young, beautiful and happy all your life." , give me a daughter as beautiful as you!"

"Hate! I didn't say I wanted to marry you!" When he heard Mo Lang say that he wanted to give him a daughter, he felt a little shy and punched Mo Lang's strong, secure chest with his small fist.

Then she glared at Zhang Sheng fiercely and said, "After you left just now, the fat man said that you left me because you wanted to cut off the world of mortals and go to cultivate immortality."

"Big fat!"

Mo Lang glanced at Big Fatty fiercely, and then the two of them immediately started fighting each other.

Although Mo Lang was 1.8 meters tall before, he was relatively thin and was no match for Zhang Sheng. But after becoming a saint, he immediately crushed Zhang Sheng and even had to control his strength, otherwise he was afraid of accidentally hitting Zhang Sheng. Sheng's weak body.

"Fuck! If you have the talent, you can use your cultivation!"

"Damn it, Qin Xiaoxiao is here, please save some face for me!"

"I was wrong, Brother Lang, I know I was wrong!"

Seeing Mo Lang and Zhang Sheng fighting, Qin Xiaoxiao showed a smile that she had never shown in the past three years.

At this moment, she seemed to have returned to her school days.

He was making trouble, she was laughing.

No, Alang is better now than before and is better at expressing love.

"Alang!"

Qin Xiaoxiao suddenly called Mo Lang.

"Here! What's wrong, baby?"

"nothing……"

In the breeze, Qin Xiaoxiao tilted her head, her silky hair scattered in the wind. With a smile on her face, she shook her head happily and murmured to herself:
"It's not a dream, that's great."

(End of this chapter)