Chapter 31 Jealousy 2 (Enter with caution)
"What's going on? Who started the fight?" Lu Yi asked.
Seeing the queen's reaction, the maid took a few steps back and stood further away.
"It's Mrs. An and Concubine Shu," the palace maid said, looking uncomfortable and hesitating.
"They...they were...throwing feces on the palace road..."
Chongqing on the side also widened his eyes: Throwing feces?
What does it look like when a palace concubine throws feces?Zhe Sang couldn't imagine it, after all, she had never heard of it.As a queen, if the harem is in chaos, she always has to go out and take a look.
So Zhe Sang was embarrassed and prepared a few extra handkerchiefs, covered his mouth and nose, and slowly moved over to watch the fun.
As soon as you leave the palace gate, you can see that there is already a commotion around the corner. When the wind blows, the stench fills the sky, and Zhe Sang almost vomits.
"Your Majesty, I used this, specially scented it."
The thin silk was really irresistible. She took the handkerchief given by Chongqing and covered her nose and mouth tightly, covering most of her face, leaving only a pair of eyes. Even so, she did not dare to breathe easily.
"It's such a mess. I'm afraid I can't handle it well. You go and call the Holy One."
This is the emperor's harem, and these women are all fighting for her. He has to feel the difference, and she, the queen, cannot be the only one to suffer.
The emperor whispered to a palace maid, and then moved to the corner.
There are always a lot of fights in the harem, big and small. Secretly, it is normal for you to use tricks on me and for me to trip you up.
But there was never a direct fight. They were both ladies from famous families. Even if they were angry and vomiting blood, they still had to do their best to show their appearance. They looked harmonious and glamorous.
"You are so shameless. You splashed dirt on me when you were dirty."
It was the first time I heard Concubine Shu's voice so high-pitched, it had broken the note, and it was so high it could break through the sky.
"If you hadn't hit me with the dung truck, where would I have gotten dirty? You still have the nerve to stand aside and gloat!" Mrs. An's anger was even worse.
In this life, has she ever suffered such humiliation?Even if Cheng Po was captured, she was still clean, pitiful and weak, but not in the slightest bit embarrassed.
Now, she was splashed with feces in public, and yellow mucus was splashed all over her body. Because she was wearing a bare collar, a large piece of white skin and collarbones were exposed in front of her. Now there was yellow liquid flowing down on it, even on her face. Yes!
The maids and eunuchs covered their noses and backed away, lowering their heads and not daring to look at her. Concubine Shu stood aside, unable to hold back her laughter.
Mrs. An felt that she was going crazy and wanted to rush up and tear Concubine Shu to pieces!So she couldn't hold it back, squatted down, grabbed a ball from the ground, and threw it directly at Concubine Shu!
Make her laugh!Let’s see if she can still laugh!
How could Concubine Shu have imagined that Mrs. An would be so mad and so elegant, that such an elegant and delicate person would throw feces on her like a shrew!
Naturally, her eyes turned red in anger, and she yelled and cursed while fighting back.
As a result, the war intensified, and the maids standing aside were not immune, and they all suffered.
Concubine Shu was not as open-minded as Mrs. An. Seeing that she could not win at all, she angrily yelled at the palace servants standing by, "You are all blind. Do you want to be a piece of wood just standing there! Just looking at your master like this Being bullied?"
The people in the palace were all dumbfounded, and no one told them that there would be a dung fight in the palace!
"Mom, calm down, don't compete with her!" Hong'er stepped forward to dissuade her, holding her nose and trying to pull Mrs. An back from the edge of madness.
"What's there to calm down about? Even if the Holy Spirit comes, it's still her fault! Let me go!" Mrs. An became more and more angry and couldn't calm down at all.
"Whose fault is it? Who is shamelessly throwing dirt on others! Using such a despicable method!" Concubine Shu yelled, holding her neck, and rushed forward, regardless of the dirt on Mrs. An's head. The thing grabbed her hair and pulled it hard.
"Shameless thing! Why didn't you die with Fu Cong? Do you still have the nerve to come to this harem alive to seduce the Holy Heart? What a dirty bitch!"
Concubine Shu has a long-standing grudge against Mrs. An.
In terms of birth, she is a young lady from the Hou family, and is nobler than Su Qiong'an. In terms of character, Su Qiong'an is even less worthy of comparing with her!
She was such a woman, she was frivolous and vain, and when she saw that Fu Rong had lost power, she abandoned him and passed it on to his brother Fu Cong. Fu Cong was also blind, so he took a liking to her and promoted her from concubine to queen!
Fu Cong was so kind to her, but she abandoned him to hang out with Fu Rongsi!This woman is really hateful!Why do you have the dignity to compete with yourself from the harem?What shame do you have to show off in front of yourself!The two anxious people were entangled together, and they were inseparable.
When the environment is bad to a certain extent, people will go crazy. Once their image and quality are broken, they will ignore everything.
There is nothing more embarrassing than being covered in excrement. I'm afraid everyone in the world will laugh at you if you tell me!
The concubines, who are usually very elegant, get entangled in each other and curse, which is both awkward and funny!
Their respective servants could not stay alone and were passively involved in this war.
The other concubines were all blocked in the back and looked on, dumbfounded.
The closer I got to the scene, the more disgusting it became.
Regardless of whether it is Concubine Shu or Mrs. An, what Zhe Sang can see is their slightly raised chins and contemptuous eyes. Perhaps the spring breeze is more suitable for their image.
Now it's so embarrassing that people can't bear to look at it.
Zhe Sang watched until he retched.
"How disgusting! My dear, please stay away." Lu Yi frowned.
The queen obeyed and took a few steps back. After all, the battle was fierce and there was no guarantee that Chi Yu would not be harmed.
She stood far away and shouted in a delicate voice, "Stop it - stop it -"
Chongqing felt that it was normal for the queen not to have a good sleep last night and not eat enough for breakfast today. She could not find enough energy to talk or shout loudly.After all, the queen has always spoken softly.
It’s not that there was no dissuasion, it’s just that no one listened!
It's a pity that the people there have already become jealous, and the queen's dissuasion cannot reach their ears!
If Mrs. An could hear it, she would definitely throw a ball at the concubine.
Because they were blocked at the corner, the other concubines could not get out, so they could only stand far behind with their noses covered, watching the battle.
It was already uncomfortable enough to see the filth and evil smell in the sky.But when the fight started, the situation was out of control. Something always went out of control and hit them.
Maybe it's intentional, maybe it's unintentional.
The faces of a group of delicate concubines were so red that they couldn't even hide.
The scene was not ordinary chaos.
It wasn't until the guards arrived that they could stop the farce.
The emperor, who was on his way to the morning court, was intercepted by people from Yong'an Palace on the way. After listening to the words of the palace maid, he came here.
When we arrived, the war had just ended.
The emperor got off the dragon chariot on the stinky palace road and saw a mad woman running towards him.The woman's hair was like a chicken coop, and her whole body was dirty and smelly.
Don't scold me, there are always a lot of horse-catching things in this world.
I've been reflecting on it for two days, and the plot of this chapter is still a bit crazy.
Will it hurt you?I'll come back and fix it when I have time.
(End of this chapter)
"What's going on? Who started the fight?" Lu Yi asked.
Seeing the queen's reaction, the maid took a few steps back and stood further away.
"It's Mrs. An and Concubine Shu," the palace maid said, looking uncomfortable and hesitating.
"They...they were...throwing feces on the palace road..."
Chongqing on the side also widened his eyes: Throwing feces?
What does it look like when a palace concubine throws feces?Zhe Sang couldn't imagine it, after all, she had never heard of it.As a queen, if the harem is in chaos, she always has to go out and take a look.
So Zhe Sang was embarrassed and prepared a few extra handkerchiefs, covered his mouth and nose, and slowly moved over to watch the fun.
As soon as you leave the palace gate, you can see that there is already a commotion around the corner. When the wind blows, the stench fills the sky, and Zhe Sang almost vomits.
"Your Majesty, I used this, specially scented it."
The thin silk was really irresistible. She took the handkerchief given by Chongqing and covered her nose and mouth tightly, covering most of her face, leaving only a pair of eyes. Even so, she did not dare to breathe easily.
"It's such a mess. I'm afraid I can't handle it well. You go and call the Holy One."
This is the emperor's harem, and these women are all fighting for her. He has to feel the difference, and she, the queen, cannot be the only one to suffer.
The emperor whispered to a palace maid, and then moved to the corner.
There are always a lot of fights in the harem, big and small. Secretly, it is normal for you to use tricks on me and for me to trip you up.
But there was never a direct fight. They were both ladies from famous families. Even if they were angry and vomiting blood, they still had to do their best to show their appearance. They looked harmonious and glamorous.
"You are so shameless. You splashed dirt on me when you were dirty."
It was the first time I heard Concubine Shu's voice so high-pitched, it had broken the note, and it was so high it could break through the sky.
"If you hadn't hit me with the dung truck, where would I have gotten dirty? You still have the nerve to stand aside and gloat!" Mrs. An's anger was even worse.
In this life, has she ever suffered such humiliation?Even if Cheng Po was captured, she was still clean, pitiful and weak, but not in the slightest bit embarrassed.
Now, she was splashed with feces in public, and yellow mucus was splashed all over her body. Because she was wearing a bare collar, a large piece of white skin and collarbones were exposed in front of her. Now there was yellow liquid flowing down on it, even on her face. Yes!
The maids and eunuchs covered their noses and backed away, lowering their heads and not daring to look at her. Concubine Shu stood aside, unable to hold back her laughter.
Mrs. An felt that she was going crazy and wanted to rush up and tear Concubine Shu to pieces!So she couldn't hold it back, squatted down, grabbed a ball from the ground, and threw it directly at Concubine Shu!
Make her laugh!Let’s see if she can still laugh!
How could Concubine Shu have imagined that Mrs. An would be so mad and so elegant, that such an elegant and delicate person would throw feces on her like a shrew!
Naturally, her eyes turned red in anger, and she yelled and cursed while fighting back.
As a result, the war intensified, and the maids standing aside were not immune, and they all suffered.
Concubine Shu was not as open-minded as Mrs. An. Seeing that she could not win at all, she angrily yelled at the palace servants standing by, "You are all blind. Do you want to be a piece of wood just standing there! Just looking at your master like this Being bullied?"
The people in the palace were all dumbfounded, and no one told them that there would be a dung fight in the palace!
"Mom, calm down, don't compete with her!" Hong'er stepped forward to dissuade her, holding her nose and trying to pull Mrs. An back from the edge of madness.
"What's there to calm down about? Even if the Holy Spirit comes, it's still her fault! Let me go!" Mrs. An became more and more angry and couldn't calm down at all.
"Whose fault is it? Who is shamelessly throwing dirt on others! Using such a despicable method!" Concubine Shu yelled, holding her neck, and rushed forward, regardless of the dirt on Mrs. An's head. The thing grabbed her hair and pulled it hard.
"Shameless thing! Why didn't you die with Fu Cong? Do you still have the nerve to come to this harem alive to seduce the Holy Heart? What a dirty bitch!"
Concubine Shu has a long-standing grudge against Mrs. An.
In terms of birth, she is a young lady from the Hou family, and is nobler than Su Qiong'an. In terms of character, Su Qiong'an is even less worthy of comparing with her!
She was such a woman, she was frivolous and vain, and when she saw that Fu Rong had lost power, she abandoned him and passed it on to his brother Fu Cong. Fu Cong was also blind, so he took a liking to her and promoted her from concubine to queen!
Fu Cong was so kind to her, but she abandoned him to hang out with Fu Rongsi!This woman is really hateful!Why do you have the dignity to compete with yourself from the harem?What shame do you have to show off in front of yourself!The two anxious people were entangled together, and they were inseparable.
When the environment is bad to a certain extent, people will go crazy. Once their image and quality are broken, they will ignore everything.
There is nothing more embarrassing than being covered in excrement. I'm afraid everyone in the world will laugh at you if you tell me!
The concubines, who are usually very elegant, get entangled in each other and curse, which is both awkward and funny!
Their respective servants could not stay alone and were passively involved in this war.
The other concubines were all blocked in the back and looked on, dumbfounded.
The closer I got to the scene, the more disgusting it became.
Regardless of whether it is Concubine Shu or Mrs. An, what Zhe Sang can see is their slightly raised chins and contemptuous eyes. Perhaps the spring breeze is more suitable for their image.
Now it's so embarrassing that people can't bear to look at it.
Zhe Sang watched until he retched.
"How disgusting! My dear, please stay away." Lu Yi frowned.
The queen obeyed and took a few steps back. After all, the battle was fierce and there was no guarantee that Chi Yu would not be harmed.
She stood far away and shouted in a delicate voice, "Stop it - stop it -"
Chongqing felt that it was normal for the queen not to have a good sleep last night and not eat enough for breakfast today. She could not find enough energy to talk or shout loudly.After all, the queen has always spoken softly.
It’s not that there was no dissuasion, it’s just that no one listened!
It's a pity that the people there have already become jealous, and the queen's dissuasion cannot reach their ears!
If Mrs. An could hear it, she would definitely throw a ball at the concubine.
Because they were blocked at the corner, the other concubines could not get out, so they could only stand far behind with their noses covered, watching the battle.
It was already uncomfortable enough to see the filth and evil smell in the sky.But when the fight started, the situation was out of control. Something always went out of control and hit them.
Maybe it's intentional, maybe it's unintentional.
The faces of a group of delicate concubines were so red that they couldn't even hide.
The scene was not ordinary chaos.
It wasn't until the guards arrived that they could stop the farce.
The emperor, who was on his way to the morning court, was intercepted by people from Yong'an Palace on the way. After listening to the words of the palace maid, he came here.
When we arrived, the war had just ended.
The emperor got off the dragon chariot on the stinky palace road and saw a mad woman running towards him.The woman's hair was like a chicken coop, and her whole body was dirty and smelly.
Don't scold me, there are always a lot of horse-catching things in this world.
I've been reflecting on it for two days, and the plot of this chapter is still a bit crazy.
Will it hurt you?I'll come back and fix it when I have time.
(End of this chapter)
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