Asked to mediate family disputes, you will make people divorce

Chapter 98: A young man doesn’t know how good a young woman is, he only regards his sister as a treasure!
When I heard the words Qin Shihuang.

Xiao Liu was the first to laugh uncontrollably. He didn't care that the live broadcast was still happening, and immediately answered, "Did the other party say that he needs a sum of money to restore the country, and after that, he will set aside a province for you to become the prince?"

"exactly."

Su Yang immediately confirmed with a smile, "He chatted with me for half a month."

"From the beginning, he promised to give me a hundred tons of gold, and later he even divided Xieucalyptus into me as a fiefdom."

"Just so I can transfer 500 yuan to him to revive Daqin."

As soon as money was mentioned, my cousin's eyes lit up, "Did you give it?"

Su Yang rolled his eyes at her. If he gave it to her, could the story still be told?
Not everyone can be like her and rush to give money.

Without answering his cousin, Su Yang continued at his own pace, "I only gave him an encouraging response as always."

"Mmmmmmmmm!"

"I am listening!"

"I'm very interested."

"Let me think about it."

"After chatting for half an hour, the other party was obviously very satisfied and said he would wait for good news from me."

"Then he hung up the phone."

"After this phone call, today's work will be completed."

"Unexpectedly, I got another call. He said that he was Hong Xiuquan and that I could follow him to become the king by spending a little money."

"It's almost time to get off work, and there are still people coming to talk nonsense with me."

"I immediately got angry."

"I no longer responded in an encouraging manner, and I also started to lie."

"So I said I don't have much money on hand, can I mortgage it with a piece of land?"

"When the other party heard this, he asked with great interest: Where is the land?"

"I said, I have a fief in Xijian."

As soon as these words came out, not to mention the people watching around, even the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, when I heard about Qin Shihuang, I thought it was outrageous. When I heard about Hong Xiuquan, I actually felt it was reasonable."

"The most amazing thing is that Brother Su can connect two phone calls together. I am convinced."

"I can't help but laugh. Using the fiefdom given by Qin Shihuang to become the king of Hong Xiuquan is something I wouldn't even dare to write in a novel."

"My family members don't understand. My stomach hurts when I laugh."

"."

The netizens in the live broadcast room are all good at jokes.

While it was hilarious, the style of painting also began to deviate, and millions of netizens began to work together.

"I, the First Emperor of Qin, am still alive after taking the elixir of life. Let me tell you, I have 3000 tons of gold and 300 million Qin soldiers sealed in Shaanxi. Now I don't want 5000, I don't want you 3000. Now I only need 198 to unblock it." , as long as you give me money, on the day I unblock you, I will accept you as my godson and make you the prince, you have no joke."

"Hello, I am Jiang Jieshi's illegitimate son. I am currently trapped in Nanning. I have 135 billion frozen assets in Wanwan. I only need you to transfer 188 to buy me a ticket. When I return to Wanwan, I will give you a teacher's ticket. location, and I’ll give you 18 billion, and let me know after the payment is made.”

"Hello, I am the book of life and death. I will pay you two yuan to cross out your name. Don't ask why it is so cheap. Small profits but quick turnover. There is no Sun Wukong or King of Hell to make a profit in the middle. Pre-order as soon as possible."

"I'm Pangu, give me money, and I'll create a new world for you."

"I am Nuwa. I give you money and give you a wife."

"."

The barrage was filled with joy.

The people at the scene were also shaking with laughter.

And Yu Changdong smiled so much that two wrinkles were visible at the corners of his eyes.

He pointed at Su Yang helplessly, wanting to say something, but he was laughing so hard that he couldn't say a word.

Su Yang's eloquence is already good, and his tone when telling stories is very humorous.

While it makes people fascinated, it will also make them laugh along with it.

At this time, Su Yang was only one long coat away from Deyunshe.

Everyone thought the story had ended here, but they didn't expect Su Yang to continue talking.

"I remember I also received a call from a beautiful woman."

"She said her husband was infertile and hoped that I could help her fulfill her wish to become a mother."

"And promised to give me 1000 million when things are done."

"When I heard it, I immediately became interested." "So I started chatting with her in detail."

"What she's going through does make me very sympathetic."

"I really want to help her, too."

"It's a pity that I had just entered college at that time, and I was at the age where 'Young people don't know how good a young woman is, and only regard my sister as a treasure'."

"In the end I declined her."

"But I wasn't completely unhelpful, so I gave her Qin Shihuang's phone number."

"In this way, they can not only have a son, but also a prince."

Hearing this, the surroundings burst into laughter again,

The policeman who was originally lying on the table watching the excitement fell to the ground laughing.

He even rolled over in an exaggerated manner.

Others were even more happy.

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, I reasonably suspect that you want to laugh me to death."

"It's so funny. You introduced Qin Shihuang to pay a lot of money for a child. Is your imagination a black hole?"

"You are listening to a joke. I am learning knowledge. If I receive a scam call in the future, the scammer and I will only survive."

"Fraudster: This job is getting harder and harder to do."

"."

At this point, Su Yang already felt that it was almost done.

It happened that the link to the anti-fraud software was also posted in the live broadcast room at this time, so Su Yang took advantage of the situation and continued,

"In this way, my call performance is unparalleled in the company."

“Although my boss often looks at the massive number of valid calls, he is still deep in thought without opening any orders.”

"But it doesn't stop me from being praised."

"In order to be worthy of this praise, I started to work harder."

"This effort resulted in me being focused on by the police."

"Thinking I was being scammed, they came straight to me."

"After I explained it, they asked me to download a software."

Having said this, Su Yang pointed to the upper right corner of the screen, "That's the software."

"It is said to be able to effectively avoid the chance of being defrauded."

"Don't tell me, it's really useful."

“Not only is it useful, it has also doubled my performance.”

"Because as soon as I receive a scam call, I will immediately receive another fraud call."

“While my performance doubled, I also made my own contribution to the anti-fraud cause.”

"During that time, my boss was very confused."

"The main business is not very good, but in the area of ​​anti-fraud, our company has been far ahead."

"So, everyone, hurry up and download it."

Su Yang's stand-up comedy made everyone around him laugh out loud.

Everyone's face was red with smiles and their backs were dripping with sweat.

There were a few old men and women with no teeth, but they were still laughing happily with their mouths open.

The live broadcast room at this time.

"Hahaha, I won't even hold you up, so I'll help you."

"Can't you just download it? You have to tell me a story first and make me laugh to death."

"Brother Su, is it appropriate for you to be a funny man with such good looks?"

"Come and learn from this advertising placement, it's even more slippery than Dove."

"Down, down, down, it must be down, I even took my mother's cell phone to do it down."

"Everyone, let's take action. I just said the download target is 500."

"Received, download indicator is 500 million."

(End of this chapter)