The Great Han Dynasty: From Feng Lang Juxu to the Eternal Emperor
Chapter 122 Children, don’t talk back!
Chapter 122 Children, don’t talk back!
Wei Ning held Emperor Wu of Han hostage at the noodle stall and went home to get some money.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had never encountered such an embarrassing thing in his life.
You kid, you really don’t have any eyesight. After making so much money, you don’t want to take two children with you when you go out.
Wei Ning was also complaining in his heart, you are an emperor, how can you go out to eat if you don't have money, and you are so pretentious.
Along the way from remoteness to prosperity, approaching Chang'an Street, there are more shops here, and the clothing, food, housing and transportation businesses almost cover the entire Chang'an Street.
Although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he had no purpose for coming out this time, he finally stopped in a house and then took Weining into the house.
What came into view in the courtyard was a marble statue of Taiyi Zhenjun. After Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty saw it, he clasped his hands devoutly and paid homage.
Wei Ning looked at Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty in confusion and asked, "Your Majesty, what are you doing?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "Someone recently told me that there are alchemists here who can communicate with the gods, so I came to take a look."
Wei Ning looked stunned. He really couldn't understand that the wise and mighty Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty could be obsessed with the theory of ghosts and gods.
This is true for His Majesty the Great Emperor, let alone the common people.
Weining could not explain the shortcomings of feudal society. He could not change the concept of this society on his own.
An old man walked out of the house and saw Emperor Wu of Han clasping his hands and bending down to salute, "Greetings to His Majesty the Emperor."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said in shock: "How do you know that I am the emperor?"
The white-haired old man stroked his beard and smiled: "I wonder if your majesty knows who I am?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked suspiciously: "Who?"
The old man said: "Master Li Shaojun, I am Li Shaoweng."
Hearing that he was Li Shaojun's apprentice, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's beard trembled with excitement.
Li Shaojun was a qualified alchemist. Before his death, he still deceived Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty always believed that Li Shaojun was a god.
Legend has it that Li Shaojun had the secret recipe for immortality left by the famous alchemist An Qisheng of the Qin Dynasty, so he took the initiative to find Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and began to deceive him for five years.
For example, Li Shaojun told Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty that he once met An Qisheng when he was roaming on the sea. An Qisheng gave him dates to eat, and the dates were as big as melons.
He also told Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty that he had lived for hundreds of years and was proficient in offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God for blessings, growing grain to obtain gold, and achieving immortality.
Once Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty invited Li Shaojun to a banquet, Li Shaojun told an old official that he had played and had a banquet with his grandfather.
Another time Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was playing with old bronze wares. Li Shaojun just took a look at them and said that they were bronze wares from the Spring and Autumn Period of Qi. He also said that Duke Huan of Qi had placed them on his bedside.
After checking it, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty found that it was indeed a bronze from the Spring and Autumn Period and Qi State, so he began to trust Li Shaojun more and more.
It is hard to believe that these seemingly absurd words could be so believed by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Before Li Shaojun died, he wanted to give Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty a prescription for immortality. Halfway through, he died.
Now that Li Shaojun's apprentice appeared, how could Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty not be excited?
Like Qin Shihuang, he has been pursuing immortality.
As for Li Shaoweng, the disciple who now calls himself Li Shaojun, he is naturally fake. This alchemist was invited by Longluhou Chen Xi to deal with Wei Ning.
After Li Shaoweng saluted Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he carried a bucket to the stone statue of Taiyi Zhenjun in the courtyard to water it.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very curious and asked: "What are you doing?"
Li Shaoweng stroked his beard and said, "Your Majesty, I'm asking True Lord Taiyi to unearth it."
"This statue of True Lord Taiyi was originally buried ten feet underground. I irrigated it with spiritual water for ten great heavens. Now it has just been broken out of the ground. However, the legs and feet of the true monarch have not yet broken through the ground. It will take another great heaven to unearth them all."
Ten feet equals three meters. This stone statue of Zhenjun is buried three meters underground. You poured water on it. You are really good at blowing water.
Wei Ning smiled, taking it all as a joke, but when he turned to look at Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's expression, he was speechless.
The expression on Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty clearly believed him to be true.
Why would you, the emperor, believe such deceptive words?
Qin Shihuang has been pursuing immortality all his life. Has he achieved it?
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looked extremely serious and asked seriously: "Are you serious about what you say?"
"Do you know what will happen if you deceive me?"
Li Shaoweng smiled calmly and said: "I have no connection with Your Majesty. Your Majesty took the initiative to find me. Does it matter whether it is true or not? If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, it is a lie. If you believe it, it is true. How can I deceive you?" His Majesty?"
It must be said that these alchemists are really good at verbal sophistry.
He said that Wei Ning couldn't help but have the urge to applaud him.
However, if these alchemists cannot fool people and their psychological quality is not strong enough, how can they fool the emperor?
Not everyone can be so calm and composed when seeing the emperor, let alone deceive the emperor with words.If an expression of fear is exposed inadvertently, grass will grow directly in the grave. Therefore, these alchemists of the Han Dynasty have extremely high psychological quality.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty pondered for a moment. He did not refute or say anything more. He just saluted devoutly and then left with Weining.
After leaving the courtyard, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said to his left and right: "Come out."
Several forbidden soldiers lurking in the dark hurriedly came over. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "Watch his every move for me. I want to see if he can really plant stone statues."
"Here!"
Then he took Weining and walked away.
Wei Ning couldn't bear it anymore and said to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Your Majesty, do you really believe it?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked doubtfully: "What?"
"His teacher Li Shaojun is indeed an immortal who can communicate with gods."
Wei Ning: "..."
"Why do you say that?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty told Wei Ning about his past with Li Shaojun. After hearing this, Wei Ning was speechless and said, "I can also say these things."
"I can now deceive Your Majesty and say that I have met General Wei's grandfather and had dinner with his grandfather."
"As for identifying the year of the bronze vessel, the inscription on the bronze vessel can naturally tell everything."
"These words are full of loopholes. Why do you believe them so firmly?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was stunned for a while, then shook his head and said: "You have never seen Li Shaojun in person, so you don't know his magic."
"He is indeed a god."
Wei Ning was completely speechless. He said, "Well, Your Majesty will take a good look at whether this Young Master Li is a god or not."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "I will naturally test him."
"You must be pious to the gods. The future of us men depends on their protection."
It is the future of your Liu family, and it has nothing to do with me.
as long as you are happy.
Wei Ning seemed to remember something, and he suddenly asked Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "You didn't take the elixirs they made like Qin Shihuang did, did you?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty shook his head and said: "Li Shaojun drove to the west before he could refine the elixir of immortality for me. I have been looking for this elixir."
Just don’t eat it.
Wei Ning thought for a while and then advised: "The theory of gods and ghosts is not credible. Your Majesty still distinguishes between truth and falsehood."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "It's credible."
Wei Ning: "It's not credible."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "You don't understand."
Wei Ning: "I really understand."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Children, don't talk back."
Hey, it suddenly feels a little painful. It seems that QQ has no more recommendations after the last one. It’s not that they don’t recommend, because the website mechanism only has these three rounds of recommendations.
There is no collection at the starting point.The readers who can see here have also come all the way. I think everyone can see that this book will not be like a studio article. I can't keep writing as I write.
Because all the outlines are done and there is not much moisture, I can understand everyone’s normal complaints. As long as they don’t scold me, normal discussions are fine.
My planned idea is to be able to maintain the current pursuit and write 200 million words, to describe the entire economy and culture of the Han Dynasty, and to lead the progress and innovation of the Han Dynasty, but without jumping out of the structure of feudal society, and without exaggerated aircraft carriers. Something like that.
However, it is recommended that you pursue it. If you don’t pursue it in the future, your grades will probably go down.
Hey, just do your best in human affairs and obey fate. History is inherently niche, and even fewer people read it in the Han Dynasty, so it can only be written down bit by bit.
As for the updated question, the author estimates that he will finish it for other sites this month, and will try to update more next month, so hurry up.Don’t blame my studio for those who still have Qidian. No, I am a pure author with about 2000 million words of writing experience.
It's just that I'm too lazy to say it. It's useless. If you should not watch it, you should not watch it. If you should say it, your studio should still say so.
Or...please give us a monthly pass to see if more people can see it?
(End of this chapter)
Wei Ning held Emperor Wu of Han hostage at the noodle stall and went home to get some money.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had never encountered such an embarrassing thing in his life.
You kid, you really don’t have any eyesight. After making so much money, you don’t want to take two children with you when you go out.
Wei Ning was also complaining in his heart, you are an emperor, how can you go out to eat if you don't have money, and you are so pretentious.
Along the way from remoteness to prosperity, approaching Chang'an Street, there are more shops here, and the clothing, food, housing and transportation businesses almost cover the entire Chang'an Street.
Although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he had no purpose for coming out this time, he finally stopped in a house and then took Weining into the house.
What came into view in the courtyard was a marble statue of Taiyi Zhenjun. After Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty saw it, he clasped his hands devoutly and paid homage.
Wei Ning looked at Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty in confusion and asked, "Your Majesty, what are you doing?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "Someone recently told me that there are alchemists here who can communicate with the gods, so I came to take a look."
Wei Ning looked stunned. He really couldn't understand that the wise and mighty Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty could be obsessed with the theory of ghosts and gods.
This is true for His Majesty the Great Emperor, let alone the common people.
Weining could not explain the shortcomings of feudal society. He could not change the concept of this society on his own.
An old man walked out of the house and saw Emperor Wu of Han clasping his hands and bending down to salute, "Greetings to His Majesty the Emperor."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said in shock: "How do you know that I am the emperor?"
The white-haired old man stroked his beard and smiled: "I wonder if your majesty knows who I am?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked suspiciously: "Who?"
The old man said: "Master Li Shaojun, I am Li Shaoweng."
Hearing that he was Li Shaojun's apprentice, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's beard trembled with excitement.
Li Shaojun was a qualified alchemist. Before his death, he still deceived Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty always believed that Li Shaojun was a god.
Legend has it that Li Shaojun had the secret recipe for immortality left by the famous alchemist An Qisheng of the Qin Dynasty, so he took the initiative to find Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and began to deceive him for five years.
For example, Li Shaojun told Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty that he once met An Qisheng when he was roaming on the sea. An Qisheng gave him dates to eat, and the dates were as big as melons.
He also told Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty that he had lived for hundreds of years and was proficient in offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God for blessings, growing grain to obtain gold, and achieving immortality.
Once Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty invited Li Shaojun to a banquet, Li Shaojun told an old official that he had played and had a banquet with his grandfather.
Another time Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was playing with old bronze wares. Li Shaojun just took a look at them and said that they were bronze wares from the Spring and Autumn Period of Qi. He also said that Duke Huan of Qi had placed them on his bedside.
After checking it, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty found that it was indeed a bronze from the Spring and Autumn Period and Qi State, so he began to trust Li Shaojun more and more.
It is hard to believe that these seemingly absurd words could be so believed by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Before Li Shaojun died, he wanted to give Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty a prescription for immortality. Halfway through, he died.
Now that Li Shaojun's apprentice appeared, how could Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty not be excited?
Like Qin Shihuang, he has been pursuing immortality.
As for Li Shaoweng, the disciple who now calls himself Li Shaojun, he is naturally fake. This alchemist was invited by Longluhou Chen Xi to deal with Wei Ning.
After Li Shaoweng saluted Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he carried a bucket to the stone statue of Taiyi Zhenjun in the courtyard to water it.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very curious and asked: "What are you doing?"
Li Shaoweng stroked his beard and said, "Your Majesty, I'm asking True Lord Taiyi to unearth it."
"This statue of True Lord Taiyi was originally buried ten feet underground. I irrigated it with spiritual water for ten great heavens. Now it has just been broken out of the ground. However, the legs and feet of the true monarch have not yet broken through the ground. It will take another great heaven to unearth them all."
Ten feet equals three meters. This stone statue of Zhenjun is buried three meters underground. You poured water on it. You are really good at blowing water.
Wei Ning smiled, taking it all as a joke, but when he turned to look at Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's expression, he was speechless.
The expression on Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty clearly believed him to be true.
Why would you, the emperor, believe such deceptive words?
Qin Shihuang has been pursuing immortality all his life. Has he achieved it?
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looked extremely serious and asked seriously: "Are you serious about what you say?"
"Do you know what will happen if you deceive me?"
Li Shaoweng smiled calmly and said: "I have no connection with Your Majesty. Your Majesty took the initiative to find me. Does it matter whether it is true or not? If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, it is a lie. If you believe it, it is true. How can I deceive you?" His Majesty?"
It must be said that these alchemists are really good at verbal sophistry.
He said that Wei Ning couldn't help but have the urge to applaud him.
However, if these alchemists cannot fool people and their psychological quality is not strong enough, how can they fool the emperor?
Not everyone can be so calm and composed when seeing the emperor, let alone deceive the emperor with words.If an expression of fear is exposed inadvertently, grass will grow directly in the grave. Therefore, these alchemists of the Han Dynasty have extremely high psychological quality.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty pondered for a moment. He did not refute or say anything more. He just saluted devoutly and then left with Weining.
After leaving the courtyard, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said to his left and right: "Come out."
Several forbidden soldiers lurking in the dark hurriedly came over. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "Watch his every move for me. I want to see if he can really plant stone statues."
"Here!"
Then he took Weining and walked away.
Wei Ning couldn't bear it anymore and said to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Your Majesty, do you really believe it?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked doubtfully: "What?"
"His teacher Li Shaojun is indeed an immortal who can communicate with gods."
Wei Ning: "..."
"Why do you say that?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty told Wei Ning about his past with Li Shaojun. After hearing this, Wei Ning was speechless and said, "I can also say these things."
"I can now deceive Your Majesty and say that I have met General Wei's grandfather and had dinner with his grandfather."
"As for identifying the year of the bronze vessel, the inscription on the bronze vessel can naturally tell everything."
"These words are full of loopholes. Why do you believe them so firmly?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was stunned for a while, then shook his head and said: "You have never seen Li Shaojun in person, so you don't know his magic."
"He is indeed a god."
Wei Ning was completely speechless. He said, "Well, Your Majesty will take a good look at whether this Young Master Li is a god or not."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "I will naturally test him."
"You must be pious to the gods. The future of us men depends on their protection."
It is the future of your Liu family, and it has nothing to do with me.
as long as you are happy.
Wei Ning seemed to remember something, and he suddenly asked Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "You didn't take the elixirs they made like Qin Shihuang did, did you?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty shook his head and said: "Li Shaojun drove to the west before he could refine the elixir of immortality for me. I have been looking for this elixir."
Just don’t eat it.
Wei Ning thought for a while and then advised: "The theory of gods and ghosts is not credible. Your Majesty still distinguishes between truth and falsehood."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "It's credible."
Wei Ning: "It's not credible."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "You don't understand."
Wei Ning: "I really understand."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Children, don't talk back."
Hey, it suddenly feels a little painful. It seems that QQ has no more recommendations after the last one. It’s not that they don’t recommend, because the website mechanism only has these three rounds of recommendations.
There is no collection at the starting point.The readers who can see here have also come all the way. I think everyone can see that this book will not be like a studio article. I can't keep writing as I write.
Because all the outlines are done and there is not much moisture, I can understand everyone’s normal complaints. As long as they don’t scold me, normal discussions are fine.
My planned idea is to be able to maintain the current pursuit and write 200 million words, to describe the entire economy and culture of the Han Dynasty, and to lead the progress and innovation of the Han Dynasty, but without jumping out of the structure of feudal society, and without exaggerated aircraft carriers. Something like that.
However, it is recommended that you pursue it. If you don’t pursue it in the future, your grades will probably go down.
Hey, just do your best in human affairs and obey fate. History is inherently niche, and even fewer people read it in the Han Dynasty, so it can only be written down bit by bit.
As for the updated question, the author estimates that he will finish it for other sites this month, and will try to update more next month, so hurry up.Don’t blame my studio for those who still have Qidian. No, I am a pure author with about 2000 million words of writing experience.
It's just that I'm too lazy to say it. It's useless. If you should not watch it, you should not watch it. If you should say it, your studio should still say so.
Or...please give us a monthly pass to see if more people can see it?
(End of this chapter)
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