I played the King live broadcast, and the ancient emperor was confused!

Chapter 312 Merlin and Arthur CP! Cao Cao vomited: The love affair between the old man and the king?

Chapter 312 Merlin and Arthur CP! Cao Cao vomited: The love affair between the old man and the king?

Cao Cao's smile suddenly stiffened.

The previously squeamish Lolita sound.

It seemed that Jiang Ziya had a hoarse, low, and somewhat old voice.

Clinging to his ears, he laughed sarcastically:

"Loli body, old man heart!"

"what!"

Cao Cao seemed to be haunted by a nightmare! A sudden exclamation!

"What's wrong, Prime Minister?"

The counselors and generals in the military tent all asked with concern.

Xun Yu quickly stepped forward to check on Cao Cao's situation!

"It's okay, I just have goosebumps!"

Cao Cao shook his body and shook off the goose bumps on his body!

Not only Cao Cao, but also many old people in the world who had thoughts about Angela got goosebumps all over their bodies!

[Wang Jian]: "Fortunately! It's understandable that the old man was made into the image of a royal sister or a lolita!"

Ever since Jing Ke’s sexual transformation.

People’s acceptance of this gender-changing character setting has increased a lot!

Although it feels outrageous!

But I can already understand it!

"Merlin is Arthur's mentor, and the two have a very good relationship."

"But in the setting of The King, Angela and Arthur are lovers."

Su Yu's words exploded in everyone's minds like thunder!

Even Jing Ke and Gao Jianli were stunned.

Everyone stared blankly at the sky.

I can't come back to my senses for a long time!

The barrage suddenly became rare and empty.

The gift also stopped in an instant.

Su Yu looked at the number of people in the live broadcast room in surprise.

Is everyone still there?

Why are the comments and gifts gone?

I got stuck?

The next moment, the barrage surged like a volcano erupting!

"Angela and Arthur are lovers. In other words, the king made Merlin and Arthur into a couple?"

"Oh my God! Merlin is an old man like Jiang Ziya! Arthur is a brave king?!"

"Isn't this the relationship between Jiang Ziya and Ji Chang! They became a couple?"

"Explode! Explode! My head is going to split!"

Merlin and Arthur, no one has ever seen them before, so they can’t imagine what they look like!

But it can be substituted!

Isn't this the relationship between Jiang Ziya and Ji Chang?

"vomit!"

Cao Cao felt like his stomach was churning!

I vomited out all the food I just ate!

"CP can be unpopular, why should it be so evil!"

Cao Cao vomited and became weak.

Everyone in the heavens also had goosebumps all over again!

[Jiang Ziya]: "I'm already angry. It's hard to find anyone to take my place. Why do you want to find me, an old comrade who is over seventy years old?"

[Ji Chang]: "Aren't you bullying honest people?"

Both Jiang Ziya and Ji Chang's fists were clenched hard!

I can't wait to find out and beat up all those people who put them in their place!

All the officials of the Zhou Dynasty pressed their lips tightly and did not dare to laugh!

Jiang Ziya and Ji Chang were both angry at this moment.

If anyone offends them, the nine tribes will be in danger!

"Okay, okay! Let's change the topic! Let's talk about King Arthur and his crazy kingdom."

Zhou Gongdan quickly opened his mouth to smooth things over. Get the topic away.

We were obviously discussing Arthur, but why did the discussion end up involving the Zhou Dynasty?

"Arthur, one of the most famous figures of the Middle Ages."

"But when it comes to the Middle Ages, you have to add the word darkness."

Su Yu controlled Arthur and Zhao Kuangyin to line up.

Because Zhao Kuangyin was arrested once, he was beaten very obscenely!

"dark?"

Gao Changgong frowned.

This was the first time he heard the word darkness used to describe the West!

After all, he lives in a dark and chaotic era!

In this era, normal people like him seem out of place!

“After Rome, wasn’t the Arab Empire?”

Li Shimin looked curiously at the previous records about the West!

"What's going on? Was the West very dark during the Arab rule?"

After briefly looking at the previous records, Li Shimin's eyes suddenly lit up!

"Then I just want to hear what this Dark Middle Ages is all about!"

If it is the darkness of other dynasties.

Li Shimin didn't have any big ideas.

But if it is the darkness of the Arab rule of the Tang Dynasty.

Then he will be interested!

Li Shimin's reward was also very generous.

The prosperous Tang Dynasty had no shortage of money!

The continuous special effects of expensive gifts made Su Yu shout not to stop!

"After the fall of the Western Roman Empire, Europe entered the Dark Middle Ages!"

“The West was in real chaos during this period!”

"The most intuitive thing is the terrible living environment! How can one describe the dirty and messy environment of medieval Europe."

Everyone looked at each other.

I don’t seem to understand this so-called mess!

[Li Shimin]: "Isn't the civilization over there pretty good? Why is it so dirty?"

"Since the fall of the Western Roman Empire, the Franks at that time established the Merovingian dynasty, but their culture was much behind that of Rome at that time."

"These Franks, who were regarded as barbarians, perfectly brought their barbaric living habits into the city."

"Under the rule of such a group of people, the entire city became stinky. Open defecation was the norm, garbage was thrown everywhere, and even the hygiene in the palace was as bad as it was."

"And there is a thick layer of excrement accumulated on the ground. We step on this excrement every day. They even specially invented a kind of high-heeled shoes!"

Just listening to these descriptions.

Everyone in the heavens feels that their bodies are sick!

"Holy shit! It's so disgusting!"

Cao Cao vomited out his overnight meal!

Everyone in the Tang Dynasty suddenly gave up the idea of ​​conquering the West!

Why would they come to a place where excrement is everywhere?

"And you may not imagine that at that time, people in the West had never taken a few baths in their lives, including kings and nobles."

"Because Europeans at that time believed that bathing was a sin. The dirtier the body, the cleaner the mind and the closer to God."

"In the West at that time, noble princes and princesses were not as clean as a homeless person today."

“To cover up the stench of their bodies, they invented perfume!”

Li Shimin kept slapping himself wildly.

Try to forget these disgusting images!

He couldn't even imagine those people who were covered in stench!

How did you survive!

"I shouldn't ask these questions"

Li Shimin felt that he had no appetite for food for a long time!

As long as you know what is dirty and messy, you don’t need to know it in such detail!

"Under such sanitary conditions, plagues were rampant in Europe in the Middle Ages. The Black Death alone caused the loss of nearly one-third of Europe's population."

[Cao Cao]: (Squinting and smiling) "If the Tang Dynasty takes advantage of this period to conquer the West, it will definitely return with a great victory!"

One third of the population was lost!

Such a loss can be called hell on earth!

Invasion at this time is simply a piece of cake!

Li Shimin shook his head wildly: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I want to set an ancestral precept for future emperors of the Tang Dynasty! No one is allowed to go to the West!"

Why are you going to the West?

Got sick?

You think you have a long life, right?

(End of this chapter)

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