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Chapter 363 Li Yuan gets drunk and flies together! Li Tang Jiangshan came out of sleep! Yang Guang was furious!
In Li Shimin's view, drinking will only cause trouble!
It seems that you rarely hear people saying that drinking alcohol will make you stronger!
"Zhang Fei was drunk and lost his head in Xuzhou, Chunyu Qiong was drunk and lost his nest, Dian Wei was drunk and lost his two halberds, and Sun Quan was drunk and indulged the emperor's uncle. It seems that drinking is always a mistake."

Li Shimin slowly spoke out several classic cases from the Three Kingdoms period!
Everyone in the Three Kingdoms period was so ashamed that they lost all face!

Getting drunk and causing trouble have always been used by them to wake up future generations.

"Dian Wei was drunk and threw his two halberds, so that he could only fight with the bodies of his soldiers."

"If Dianwei hadn't been drinking and had his armor on his body and his halberd in his hand, he could have protected Cao Cao from whoring all night!"

In the Battle of Wancheng, not only Cao Cao was careless, but Dian Wei was also careless!

As a close bodyguard, he got drunk and had his weapons stolen.

Without armor or soldiers, Wancheng died tragically.

Li Shimin shook his head when he thought about it!
What a pity that such a fierce warrior was killed like this!
Dian Wei blushed and felt ashamed.

"If you drink and cause trouble, you will throw away my two halberds!"

Cao Cao lowered his head in even more shame.

If we really want to talk about responsibility, he is the culprit. If he hadn't messed with Aunt Zhang Xiu, the following things would not have happened!

They originally thought Zhang Xiu had surrendered, so they were careless.

Who knew that this guy Jia Xu had such an idea!
Cao Cao stared at Jia Xu with resentful eyes.

This guy is really poisonous. He killed his Cao Ang Dianwei and Jueying with his poisonous plan!

Jia Xu looked indifferent, seeing Cao Cao's resentment, he was already mentally prepared to flee to Shu and Wu.

Cao Cao sighed.

Jia Xu himself has a strong strategy and is not someone who can be manipulated at will, which really makes him love and hate him at the same time!

"Chun Yuqiong was drunk and was attacked by Cao Cao in Wuchao, causing Yuan Shao's army to lose all their food and grass, and Guandu was defeated in the end!"

"If Chunyu Qiong had not been drunk, even if Cao Cao found Wuchao, he might not have been able to capture it so easily!"

Li Shimin shook his head again.

Chunyu Qiong guarded Wuchao, thinking that it was impossible for Cao's army to find this place.

That's why everyone gathered to drink, which wasted the opportunity to fight.

Otherwise, if he defends Wuchao until Yuan Shao comes back for reinforcements, Cao's army will immediately be defeated!
Everyone in Yuan Shao was numb!

"Chun Yuqiong? It turns out that Wuchao was burned. Is this guy still responsible?"

He originally thought it was just Xu You's problem.

Unexpectedly, Chunyu Qiong also had a big style problem!
This made Yuan Shao so angry that he almost exploded!
He said that his food camp was always guarded by elite soldiers, how could it be burned down so easily?

"Ah! I wasted the chance of fighting and dragged Chunyu Qiong out and beheaded him!"

Yuan Shao was so angry that he banged the table!
Despite all his calculations, he never expected that his subordinates would turn out to be such losers!

"Zhang Fei won't talk about it anymore. He drank and made trouble more than once. In the end, he even killed himself."

"Sun Quan is the one who finally tricked Liu Bei into marrying Sun Shangxiang. However, he was drunk and Liu Bei escaped. He missed the golden opportunity to pursue Liu Bei!"

Li Shimin counted the cases one by one of those who got into trouble while drunk.

Zhang Fei was too addicted to drinking, so he could only hold his hands and let Liu Bei and others scold him.

Sun Ce grabbed Sun Quan's collar again and roared with anger: "You kid! When did you learn to drink? Are you still drinking to cause trouble? You drank your own sister!"

Sun Quan was obedient: "Brother, didn't you agree not to beat or scold me?"

As a player of the Three Kingdoms team before, Sun Ce promised not to beat him.

Sun Ce threw Sun Quan away, but couldn't help but kick him twice.

"No, you are too stupid. If I don't beat you, you will lose your memory! Li Shimin is right, you are not allowed to drink in the future!" Who wouldn't be angry that my sister is gone like this?
Many people use these cases listed by Li Shimin to warn themselves and those around them!

[Cao Zhi]: “I don’t agree with your point of view.”

As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Cao Zhi came out drinking and objected.

He is also a person who loves drinking. Not only him, Cao Cao and many other people also love drinking!
And every time he is drunk, he can write those amazing articles!
[Cao Pi]: "I still think drinking is bad. You wrote parallel prose to your sister-in-law when you were drunk!"

Cao Pi was also so angry that he gritted his teeth!

There is a saying that although the writing style of Luo Shen Fu is indeed amazing.

But no one wants someone to write such a good love letter to his wife!
Everyone in the heavens burst into laughter.

However, the appearance of Cao Zhi immediately got many people who loved drinking into the mood!
[Wu Song]: "That's right! Drinking can cause trouble. It's just that some people can't handle it. For people like me, a little drunk will give you a lot of strength, and a very drunk will give you a lot of strength! In those days, Jingyanggang hunted tigers, and drunkenly beat Jiang Menshen. , they were all beaten when they were drunk!"

All the heroes in Liangshan applauded!

Praise Wu Song for his heroic deeds!

Song Jiang held a wine bowl and toasted: "Wu Dutou is mighty!"

Li Kui also came to Wu Song and drank with a smile, holding the wine jar:

"Liangshan only has Wu Dutou, and he can only be so capable when he is drunk!"

Lu Zhishen patted Wu Song's chest: "You're just kidding, Wu Dutou's drunken fist is really strong!"

Everyone laughed.

It is indeed difficult for them to quit drinking, but when it comes to drinking, they are all very excited!
Li Shimin heard these people's speeches.

I hesitated for a moment.

Su Yu looked at Li Shimin's "ID" and smiled while the iron was hot:
"Yes, being drunk may not cause trouble. Li Yuan was drunk and slept with two concubines."

"That's how the Li Tang Dynasty came to be! You, the Li Tang Dynasty, are the empire you got after you got drunk!"

As soon as Su Yu said these words.

Li Yuan from the Tang Dynasty blushed instantly!
During the Sui Dynasty, Yang Guang did not understand the seriousness of the matter, so he hugged the beauty with interest and asked with a smile:
"Did Li Tang fall asleep while drunk? How interesting! The anchor will tell you!"

Li Yuan was also a little curious, how did he sleep with Li Tang Jiangshan?

"At the end of the Sui Dynasty, anti-Sui rebels were everywhere in the world. Although Li Yuan had strength, he lacked courage."

"One day I was drunk and slept with the two concubines of Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang. Later, I was afraid of being beheaded by the brutal Yang Guang, so I had no choice but to rebel! This is how the Li Tang Dynasty came to be!"

During the Sui Dynasty, Li Yuan's strong body seemed to have lost his soul!
It turns out that Li Tang Jiangshan "slept" like this!

Yang Guang's smile froze, and his face suddenly darkened.

A sudden slap on the dragon case.

His livid face was full of anger and murderous intent:
"Li Yuan, you are so brave! You even dare to sleep with my concubine!"

"Come here, send troops to the Li family. I will castrate the nine members of the Li family! Then, regardless of gender, they will all be sent to the military camp to serve as military prostitutes."

Yang Guang cursed fiercely.

The Li family not only took away his kingdom, but even slept with his concubine!

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

At this moment, Li Yuan, who was far away in the fiefdom, had his head about to split!
He is not strong enough to fight against the imperial army now!
"Oh! It seems we have to rebel! Shimin, you are the future general of Tiance, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. I leave it to you to deal with the imperial army!"

Li Shimin: "I ***!"

(End of this chapter)