Just because I can eat, let me go to the transfiguration meter
Chapter 100 I’m not the only one who wants to show off
Chapter 100 I’m not the only one who wants to show off
Xu Fei collapsed.
He finally broke down.
Xu Fei knelt on the ground, looked up at the sky, his eyes were blank, trying not to let his tears fall.
Heaven, earth, if I am guilty, please drop a divine thunder to kill me. Don't make me look like a fool in front of the camera, okay?
But Cang Tian did not reply to Xu Fei.
Xu Fei guessed that Cang Tian couldn't stand it any longer. He was currently holding a knife and heading towards the fan who sent these gifts to seek justice for him.
He repeatedly confirmed that the sender on those gifts was indeed Xu Fei.
OK, I get it.
This is not actually a fooling by the fans, but a manifestation of their sincere feelings.
Look at the garlic, look at the big vat, and look at the Xiaodangjia crispy noodles
These things must be carefully prepared by these fans. Can't be angry, I can't be angry, smile, keep smiling.
So as recorded by the camera, the flesh on Xu Fei's face was piled together, then spread out, the corners of his mouth gradually raised, and he smiled at the camera.
"Look, look, what your mother did is called human affairs? She turned Xu Fei into a fool. He can still laugh at this moment. I want to strongly reprimand you bad fans. I will laugh first later. , hahahahaha.”
"Who said that Xu Fei has few fans? Who said that the hero is the one who stands in the light? Seeing Xu Fei, I feel like I saw me who was performing in military training in college. At this moment, just like at that time, I can understand Xu Fei very well. How I feel now!”
"Stop talking, my grandma is already on the way here after me. Brothers, I will retreat first. The wind is pulling tightly and shouting, tell Xu Fei that I love him!"
"Brothers upstairs, there should be limits to your jokes. Look at these fans, what are they sending? Isn't this sincerity to make others look embarrassed? By the way, I forgot to mention, the person who sent the tank is actually Me, please don’t imitate me badly!”
Xu Fei turned around and saw several people lying on their faces with laughter. Even the weak Yu Qiushui was lying in the corner and pointing at Xu Fei and laughing, without looking like a lady at all.
Xu Fei felt that the group of people who gave him gifts should coincide with the group of people who gave them gifts. In other words, if he would receive such a gift, then these people should also give such gifts to others.
There is no basis for such a guess, and it is entirely due to Xu Fei's luck.
I don’t believe that you only give me gifts like this. Others have good things. I don’t believe it!
So Xu Fei picked up an unopened package in front of Sun Honglei, stuck a knife on the tape and started to open it.
When Sun Honglei saw this, he did not stop him. Instead, he smiled and said to Xu Fei: "Xiao Xu, stop struggling. My fans are definitely quite reliable and they will definitely not give me anything I can't figure out. You Yeah, just admit it obediently."
So Xu Fei took out a pair of lace underwear from Sun Honglei's package.
White stockings.
Sun Honglei's smile was still hanging on the corners of his mouth, but at this moment the smile on his face also disappeared.
So according to the law of conservation of smiles, the smile on his face must have been transferred.
Suddenly seeing such an exciting thing, the photographer who had been laughing there just now had already pointed the camera at the pair of lace underwear and zoomed in on the lens in order to see the lines on it in the smallest detail.
"Brother Honglei, your fans are not serious people either!"
"No, me, ah? This, ah? You! This, this, this, this..." Sun Honglei was in a hurry, hesitating and unable to say a complete sentence. He just looked at the white lace underwear in disbelief, and his face gradually faded. becomes red.
Then Xu Fei picked up the sender's name from the box next to him and read it out.
"Sender: Honglei's little cotton-padded jacket: Ding Ding Dong"
"Recipient: Sun Honglei."
"Brother Honglei, don't explain. Explanation is just a cover-up. Your name is clearly written on it. I didn't expect you to have such a hobby. It's not bad. What else is it called? Honglei's little cotton-padded jacket, tsk tsk tsk!"
Sun Honglei was about to take two steps forward and took a closer look, but he stumbled over the sleeping bag on the ground. He knelt in front of Xu Fei with his hands raised upward, as if begging Xu Fei to pull the lace. Give yourself the underwear.
Xu Fei hurriedly stood next to Sun Honglei and waved his hands: "Brother Honglei, you must not do it. We are a generation apart. Don't you want these underwear? I'll give it to you. Why do you need to give such a big gift?"
As he spoke, he handed the pair of lace underwear to Sun Honglei's hand with both hands solemnly, with a solemn expression and a rigorous ceremony.
Sun Honglei held up the pair of lace underwear with trembling hands. He was at a loss and turned his head stiffly to the camera.
He could already imagine what the tigress at home looked like watching the live broadcast!
Sun Honglei swore he never knew this Ding Ding Dong! He had never seen these lace underwear before! A false accusation, this was a false accusation!
"Honey, please listen to my explanation."
Before he finished his sentence, Sun Honglei took his breath away. Without taking a breath, he fell to the ground with a crunch and fainted.
"Brother Honglei, Brother Honglei!"
Xu Feiye, with quick eyes and quick hands, helped Sun Honglei to prevent his head from hitting the ground. Then he pinched him again and gave him water before he woke up Sun Honglei.
But looking at Sun Honglei's look, it was obvious that he didn't want to take another look at the lace underwear or hear another person's voice.
But Xu Fei was close at hand, and although Sun Honglei was breathing heavily, he was very steady. He didn't faint, it was obviously an act.
No wonder, if it wasn't Sun Honglei's wife who gave him this thing, then it was a prank fan who gave it to him. But this thing is something that no one can handle, and it's in front of the camera. Now Sun Honglei urgently needs to sit in the corner. He paused for a moment, letting all eyes shift away from him.
Xu Fei did not expose it and helped Sun Honglei sit in the corner.
"Well, you have a good rest here and don't get sick from anger. They are all unscrupulous fans. Don't take it to heart."
After experiencing the initial surprise and shock, the audience in front of the screen burst into laughter again.
"I have long heard that Brother Sun Honglei likes heavy flavors. I didn't expect that even fans knew about this hobby and just gave me a pair of lace underwear. I really hope that Brother Honglei can die in public!"
"It's over. Starting today, the rumor that Brother Honglei likes lace underwear will spread all over the country. Oh, by the way, it must be white!"
"Don't you people have any conscience? Brother Sun Honglei is like that, and you can still make jokes. Couldn't this be to satisfy Brother Honglei's perverted little hobby? What if Brother Honglei really likes this what to do?"
"To be honest, I stole my wife's underwear and gave it to Brother Honglei. Unexpectedly, Brother Honglei was so excited that he immediately took it in his arms and said no more. I will mail another 10 messages to Brother Honglei another day. !”
Everyone was amazed:
"To get the job done, you have to be a fan of Brother Honglei!"
(End of this chapter)
Xu Fei collapsed.
He finally broke down.
Xu Fei knelt on the ground, looked up at the sky, his eyes were blank, trying not to let his tears fall.
Heaven, earth, if I am guilty, please drop a divine thunder to kill me. Don't make me look like a fool in front of the camera, okay?
But Cang Tian did not reply to Xu Fei.
Xu Fei guessed that Cang Tian couldn't stand it any longer. He was currently holding a knife and heading towards the fan who sent these gifts to seek justice for him.
He repeatedly confirmed that the sender on those gifts was indeed Xu Fei.
OK, I get it.
This is not actually a fooling by the fans, but a manifestation of their sincere feelings.
Look at the garlic, look at the big vat, and look at the Xiaodangjia crispy noodles
These things must be carefully prepared by these fans. Can't be angry, I can't be angry, smile, keep smiling.
So as recorded by the camera, the flesh on Xu Fei's face was piled together, then spread out, the corners of his mouth gradually raised, and he smiled at the camera.
"Look, look, what your mother did is called human affairs? She turned Xu Fei into a fool. He can still laugh at this moment. I want to strongly reprimand you bad fans. I will laugh first later. , hahahahaha.”
"Who said that Xu Fei has few fans? Who said that the hero is the one who stands in the light? Seeing Xu Fei, I feel like I saw me who was performing in military training in college. At this moment, just like at that time, I can understand Xu Fei very well. How I feel now!”
"Stop talking, my grandma is already on the way here after me. Brothers, I will retreat first. The wind is pulling tightly and shouting, tell Xu Fei that I love him!"
"Brothers upstairs, there should be limits to your jokes. Look at these fans, what are they sending? Isn't this sincerity to make others look embarrassed? By the way, I forgot to mention, the person who sent the tank is actually Me, please don’t imitate me badly!”
Xu Fei turned around and saw several people lying on their faces with laughter. Even the weak Yu Qiushui was lying in the corner and pointing at Xu Fei and laughing, without looking like a lady at all.
Xu Fei felt that the group of people who gave him gifts should coincide with the group of people who gave them gifts. In other words, if he would receive such a gift, then these people should also give such gifts to others.
There is no basis for such a guess, and it is entirely due to Xu Fei's luck.
I don’t believe that you only give me gifts like this. Others have good things. I don’t believe it!
So Xu Fei picked up an unopened package in front of Sun Honglei, stuck a knife on the tape and started to open it.
When Sun Honglei saw this, he did not stop him. Instead, he smiled and said to Xu Fei: "Xiao Xu, stop struggling. My fans are definitely quite reliable and they will definitely not give me anything I can't figure out. You Yeah, just admit it obediently."
So Xu Fei took out a pair of lace underwear from Sun Honglei's package.
White stockings.
Sun Honglei's smile was still hanging on the corners of his mouth, but at this moment the smile on his face also disappeared.
So according to the law of conservation of smiles, the smile on his face must have been transferred.
Suddenly seeing such an exciting thing, the photographer who had been laughing there just now had already pointed the camera at the pair of lace underwear and zoomed in on the lens in order to see the lines on it in the smallest detail.
"Brother Honglei, your fans are not serious people either!"
"No, me, ah? This, ah? You! This, this, this, this..." Sun Honglei was in a hurry, hesitating and unable to say a complete sentence. He just looked at the white lace underwear in disbelief, and his face gradually faded. becomes red.
Then Xu Fei picked up the sender's name from the box next to him and read it out.
"Sender: Honglei's little cotton-padded jacket: Ding Ding Dong"
"Recipient: Sun Honglei."
"Brother Honglei, don't explain. Explanation is just a cover-up. Your name is clearly written on it. I didn't expect you to have such a hobby. It's not bad. What else is it called? Honglei's little cotton-padded jacket, tsk tsk tsk!"
Sun Honglei was about to take two steps forward and took a closer look, but he stumbled over the sleeping bag on the ground. He knelt in front of Xu Fei with his hands raised upward, as if begging Xu Fei to pull the lace. Give yourself the underwear.
Xu Fei hurriedly stood next to Sun Honglei and waved his hands: "Brother Honglei, you must not do it. We are a generation apart. Don't you want these underwear? I'll give it to you. Why do you need to give such a big gift?"
As he spoke, he handed the pair of lace underwear to Sun Honglei's hand with both hands solemnly, with a solemn expression and a rigorous ceremony.
Sun Honglei held up the pair of lace underwear with trembling hands. He was at a loss and turned his head stiffly to the camera.
He could already imagine what the tigress at home looked like watching the live broadcast!
Sun Honglei swore he never knew this Ding Ding Dong! He had never seen these lace underwear before! A false accusation, this was a false accusation!
"Honey, please listen to my explanation."
Before he finished his sentence, Sun Honglei took his breath away. Without taking a breath, he fell to the ground with a crunch and fainted.
"Brother Honglei, Brother Honglei!"
Xu Feiye, with quick eyes and quick hands, helped Sun Honglei to prevent his head from hitting the ground. Then he pinched him again and gave him water before he woke up Sun Honglei.
But looking at Sun Honglei's look, it was obvious that he didn't want to take another look at the lace underwear or hear another person's voice.
But Xu Fei was close at hand, and although Sun Honglei was breathing heavily, he was very steady. He didn't faint, it was obviously an act.
No wonder, if it wasn't Sun Honglei's wife who gave him this thing, then it was a prank fan who gave it to him. But this thing is something that no one can handle, and it's in front of the camera. Now Sun Honglei urgently needs to sit in the corner. He paused for a moment, letting all eyes shift away from him.
Xu Fei did not expose it and helped Sun Honglei sit in the corner.
"Well, you have a good rest here and don't get sick from anger. They are all unscrupulous fans. Don't take it to heart."
After experiencing the initial surprise and shock, the audience in front of the screen burst into laughter again.
"I have long heard that Brother Sun Honglei likes heavy flavors. I didn't expect that even fans knew about this hobby and just gave me a pair of lace underwear. I really hope that Brother Honglei can die in public!"
"It's over. Starting today, the rumor that Brother Honglei likes lace underwear will spread all over the country. Oh, by the way, it must be white!"
"Don't you people have any conscience? Brother Sun Honglei is like that, and you can still make jokes. Couldn't this be to satisfy Brother Honglei's perverted little hobby? What if Brother Honglei really likes this what to do?"
"To be honest, I stole my wife's underwear and gave it to Brother Honglei. Unexpectedly, Brother Honglei was so excited that he immediately took it in his arms and said no more. I will mail another 10 messages to Brother Honglei another day. !”
Everyone was amazed:
"To get the job done, you have to be a fan of Brother Honglei!"
(End of this chapter)
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