Just because I can eat, let me go to the transfiguration meter

Chapter 18 I want to complain to the program team, why can he live so cool and I still have to go to work!

"A seven-year-old child's daily job in the countryside is to feed chickens and herd sheep. So where is his future?"

Another set of shots triggered active discussions among netizens and caused an uproar.

Everyone knows that they are just watching the show. Xu Fei is undoubtedly the protagonist of that show. His mission is to bring fun to the audience, just like after-dinner entertainment. This is what the Metamorphosis program has always undertaken. The characters in the show often make people smile.

But Xu Fei's various anomalies made this episode a little different.

Let’s not mention the discussions in the previous issues. Let’s just say that in this latest issue, Xu Fei is asked to feed the chickens and hunt goat grass. If Xu Fei goes alone, then it’s nothing. The audience is happy to see him suffer some hardships.

After all, although Xu Fei's previous behavior was different from those of the children in the past, it was still a bit arrogant in their eyes.Asking him to work was intended to dampen his energy, but Wang Xiaoman volunteered to work with him, and the contrast between the two suddenly became exaggerated.

That is to say, when it comes to harvesting goat grass, Wang Xiaoman had to work hard for a long time to harvest a large bundle, but Xu Fei was able to cut it almost in two or three times.

Although there is a gap in strength between the two, it also makes more people see a problem. At Wang Xiaoman's age, he should go to school. Why didn't he go?Instead, he stayed in the countryside all day.

Many people have provided a lot of material donations to the program team, hoping that they can change the situation of children like Wang Xiaoman, but the program team can only say that it is beyond their reach. After all, they are doing transformation, not charity. of.

Wang Xiaoman and Xu Fei were also walking home leisurely at this moment. Wang Xiaoman was already sweating a little from exhaustion, but Xu Fei was still very relaxed.

The two placed the goat's grass in the sheep's troughs, and watching the sheep greedily eat the fresh goat's grass that had just been harvested, Xu Fei also felt a sense of satisfaction.
These were the grasses he had brought back by himself. He and Wang Xiaoman also caught a lot of grasshoppers on the way and put them in a glass bottle. At this time, they placed the grasshoppers in front of the hens, and there was a roar, and the hens The chicken then chased the grasshoppers flying everywhere.

Xu Fei himself had his little hands behind his back, and he looked like a big boss. He stood there and kept nodding his head, as if to say: Do you see, this is the country I have conquered!

Everyone in the program team was shocked at this moment.

They clearly saw Xu Fei constantly bending down to harvest yew grass with a sickle, just like an old farmer harvesting wheat. I heard that this thing is very tiring, but looking at Xu Fei's appearance, why does he look like a man who has nothing to do?
Let’s not mention the panting look of Wang Xiaoman on the other side. He is just a child after all, and it is normal for him not to have enough strength. But Xu Fei came back like this with two bundles of Chinese yew grass on his back, and no one helped him during the whole process. These program crews At this moment, the staff wanted to ask Xu Fei loudly: Why aren't you tired?Why don't you look tired?

This was completely different from the script they had originally set. What they were thinking at the time was that when Xu Fei was feeding chickens, he encountered the smelly chicken manure, threw the feed on the ground, and then yelled: I won’t do it. Come, whoever you love will come!
But Xu Fei just endured the smell and swept all the chicken manure together and disposed of it without saying a word.

Then when he was feeding the chickens, Xu Fei was pecked by the old hen. Shouldn't he act like an arrogant and domineering rich second generation at this time: You bastard, you dare to peck me, and I will drink from you now. Why? Like a desperate Saburo, he not only refused to admit defeat, but also declared war on the hen again with great arrogance.

Also when we were feeding the dogs, the native dog Dahuang was dirty all over. It looked like he had never taken a bath. Although he looked very pleasant, his tongue kept licking Xu Fei. Why did Xu Fei keep licking him? How does Vice enjoy it?

Isn't it dirty?Doesn't it have mysophobia when it licks its vagina like this?Where is your sense of superiority as a rich man?
And that Leymus chinensis, wasn't it the scene where he just threw the sickle on the ground and cursed: Rubbish program, ruining my youth, the countryside is too small, I want to go back to the city?

Why is Xu Fei calm like a left-behind child who has been completely accustomed to rural life after staying in the countryside for 17 years?Everyone in the program team felt that their three views had been completely shattered at this moment.

The thin monkey assistant director was the most angry. He stood there and said to himself like an old woman scolding:
"Damn it, where did you find such a freak? This kid spent the first 17 years in the countryside, right? What bastard found this information!"

However, his curse had no impact on Xu Fei at all. What had an impact on Xu Fei was that he felt hungry again.

After a morning of exertion, coupled with the fact that he only ate a "little" meal last night, Xu Fei's stomach growled at this moment, and Wang Xiaoman's stomach also growled at the right time.

The two looked at each other and walked to the stove together.

But it's a pity that neither of them can cook, so they can only look at the stove and sigh. If one of them fails to cook the rice and the pot explodes, Grandpa Wang will have to skin them both when he comes back.

But Wang Xiaoman's eyes lit up immediately, and he hurried to the yard to pick two decent-looking cucumbers, and gave one to Xu Fei, which clearly meant that he would eat some cucumbers first to fill his stomach.

Cucumbers can't fill his stomach, but Xu Fei has no other choice at this moment. He washes the cucumbers in a hurry and eats them in big gulps while sitting on the chair. In a few seconds, he destroys one cucumber like a whirlwind.

Then Xu Fei ran to the vines where cucumbers were planted again, but found that there were no suitable cucumbers anymore. The other cucumbers were too small and had to be grown for another two days. Xu Fei stared at the tomatoes aside. There were several The tomatoes are ripe.Xu Fei picked all the persimmons at once and put five on the stove for cooking at noon. The other two, himself and Wang Xiaoman, had a feast each.

Not to mention, this kind of natural pollution-free vegetables grown in rural areas really has a bit of flavor. It tastes very sweet after being washed casually.

After appeasing the hunger in his stomach for a while, Xu Fei didn't want to move too much. Every movement would consume calories.

So Xu Fei found Grandpa Wang Liu's recliner, moved it into the house, lay on it, closed his eyes and rested while waiting for dinner.

With his laid-back demeanor, he really looked like a young master from a rich family. He was humming a little tune in his mouth, and he looked like a second-generation ancestor who was ignorant and unskilled.

Xu Fei was photographed like this and posted online, once again causing an uproar among netizens.

"Look, his chicken feet are finally exposed. I said he must be like a rich man. Look at this!"

"But he has been busy all morning, sitting there and waiting for the meal. I think I want it too. He has done a lot of things all morning. I don't think he is tired. Is this The Metamorphosis?"

"I want to complain to the program team. Why can Xu Fei be so cool even after being transformed? I have to work so hard every day? No one even cooks for me when I get home. Yarema, please give me your money back!"

(End of this chapter)