Just because I can eat, let me go to the transfiguration meter

Chapter 23 If you have resentment in your heart, feel free to express it, don’t care about our feelings.It’s not you who really sent it!
When carrying the Leymus chinensis back, Xu Fei was thinking about a question.

What should I do these days?
Although Xu Fei behaved very calmly and calmly in front of the program crew, it was a bit difficult for him to take care of a seven-year-old child as well as himself. Even if he had to live two lives again, Xu Fei would not be able to take care of himself. Develop a cooking skill.

But the current situation is that there is something about riding a tiger and being unable to get off.

Speaking of spending money randomly, Xu Fei thought he would not do it, but if the money was really used to buy rice and oil, would he be able to cook even if he bought it home?
Thinking about how Uncle Wang was cooking there at noon, Xu Fei regretted that he didn't even take the time to take a look and learn from it.

Cooking is something that can be said to be both easy and difficult.

If there is someone nearby to teach you.You can learn to cook a few dishes in a short period of time, but if there is no one to teach you and you have to rely on yourself to figure it out, it will probably be scrapped.

Xu Fei didn't even know how much oil to put in the pot.

Looking at the carefree Wang Xiaoman, Xu Fei felt some envy for no reason. It was better to be a child and not have to worry about anything.

Unknowingly, Xu Fei walked home and fed the sheep with goat grass. Xu Fei had nothing to do. It was too early to make dinner at this time.

Just when Xu Fei didn't know what to do, a young girl in smart clothes walked in from the door, followed by a camera.

The girl saw Xu Fei at a glance, walked forward, holding a microphone in her hand, and said to Xu Fei: "Hello, I am the interview team for this issue of Metamorphosis. My name is Zhang Rou. I see you have free time now, It just so happens that the program will be filming a personal interview with the protagonist of Metamorphosis, I wonder if you have time to accept our interview?"

Xu Fei has naturally seen this personal interview before.This thing is a bit like putting aside everything and talking about feelings alone. Nothing else will be involved. Xu Fei thought about it and readily agreed.

The girl happily waved to the photographer and pointed the camera at the two people sitting together.

Zhang Rou first asked: "As the protagonist of the 289th issue of Metamorphosis, what do you think of the Metamorphosis program team?"

How to see it?I watch the TV.

Xu Fei thought about it and thought that this was a personal interview with him, which might affect his image, so he did not say those impolite words. After considering the words, Xu Fei replied:
"I think Metamorphosis is a relatively conscientious program. I have gained a lot from it, and I also have deep feelings about rural areas. No matter from which aspect, I think the Metamorphosis program is okay."

Xu Fei believed that what he said was flawless and there was nothing wrong with it. No matter where it came from, there was no fault in it.

But the girl named Zhang Rou gave Xu Fei a friendly smile, showing two small tiger teeth, then turned to the camera and picked up the microphone and said:

"You are right, but the Metamorphosis program is a life-style role-swapping program independently developed by Mango Channel.

An innovative program that adopts the documentary + reality show model. Our program team is committed to finding characters in the current social hot spots and arranging for them to have personal experiences. If the children at home are not going well, and the children and grandchildren are not getting along, please come to the Metamorphosis program group, Metamorphosis program group, You can't suffer a loss, and you can't be fooled.

With our Metamorphosis program, you will get a brand new child. "

Xu Fei's face on the other side suddenly darkened.

Okay, let's play like this, right?
I originally thought this was a serious personal interview, but I used it as an advertising space, okay, okay!When the host finally finished speaking a long paragraph, Xu Fei's face returned to its original look.

He put the microphone in front of Xu Fei's face and asked: "What do you think of your experience on the Metamorphosis program this time? Has it changed you at all?"

Since the program team is not a human being, Xu Fei does not intend to answer these questions properly.

He had watched those interviews seriously before, and he basically behaved seriously. Why did his style suddenly change when he came here? The only explanation is that the program team never thought that he would answer properly, and they used this name to do it. Promoting the Transformation Plan can even make you feel disgusted!
After thinking about this, Xu Fei stopped pretending and replied: "The program "Metamorphosis" is great. When I was in the countryside, I not only learned to scoop out chicken manure, but also learned to shovel dog poop and pick up sheep manure. This is the personal experience that the Metamorphosis program team brought to me."

Then he changed the subject and said: "Many people have misunderstandings about the Metamorphosis program. As a party concerned, I must defend the program team here.

You have always thought that "The Metamorphosis" is a scripted, very awkward and verbose show. I reserve my objections to this.

If chicken manure is smelly and dog manure is dirty, then in my opinion, Metamorphosis is even worse than chicken manure and dog manure!

Most of the people who scolded Metamorphosis before did so because they didn't understand it. It wasn't until I understood it that I felt that they were scolding it lightly.

Some people say that the crew of Metamorphosis is not as good as shit. I am very angry. He actually insults shit!
Of course, some of my opinions are quite extreme. Naturally, I have to give two discounts when speaking out such extreme opinions. But when you look at them after applying these two discounts, you will find that my words are still taken lightly.

Don't be quick to scold the program team. Can't the audience calmly give the program team a four-character bad review?
When I came to the Metamorphosis program group, I still had some illusions. After two days of coming, I found that it was really an illusion.

As we all know, the Metamorphosis program crew has always been bad at being a good person. "

A long string of words came out of Xu Fei's mouth, venting the anger and resentment he had been pent up in his heart.At this moment, Xu Fei felt that his whole body was filled with the glory of humanity.

Zhang Rou, who was holding the microphone, was stunned at this moment. Her arm was raised in the air and she was stiff and unable to put it down. The photographer on the other side also suppressed her face and stared at Xu Fei angrily.

But the camera still clearly captured all Xu Fei's words and broadcast them live online.

According to the previous experience of the program team, after the interview, it is usually edited by professionals at the headquarters, and then posted online as a bonus feature or an Easter egg at the end. However, now that it is broadcast live, there is no room left at all.

Even the crowds in the live broadcast room were stunned to see all this.

"How did the calm and personal interview that we promised turn into this?"

"Wait a minute, the information points are a bit too dense. I have to read it all over again. Why do I feel so good when he curses?"

"Xu Fei's words, every word, are like a sharp knife inserted into the chest of the show. I can only say that since the filming of the Transformation program started, you are the bravest man - referred to as the man. !”

(End of this chapter)