The great man will live forever

Chapter 63 Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was drunk

Back in Chang'an, Liu Han once again lived a life of putting on clothes to stretch out his hands and having food to open his mouth.

At night, while sleeping with Ayimei in his arms, Baitou teased Xiao Taohong. Now besides Xiao Taohong, he had one more person to tease, and that was Huo Guang.

Huo Guang is now an official. He relied on Huo Qubing's family background to enter the official position and was selected as Lang Guan. This is an important but not important official position.

In the Qin and Han Dynasties, Lang Guan belonged to the Lang Zhongling, with a variable number of personnel. At most, there were 5000 people, including Yi Lang, Zhong Lang, Shi Lang, and Lang Zhong.

Their main responsibilities are to guard the gates and charge chariots and cavalry, and they are also ready to be dispatched by the emperor's advisors at any time.

At first, those who had been appointed officials due to their father's and brother's meritorious service, or those who had considerable property and were qualified to be appointed officials, were appointed. Emperor Wu consulted with Dong Zhongshu and ordered the prefecture and state to recommend Xiaolian as a doctor every year.

Langguan in the Han Dynasty often had the opportunity to serve as local officials, and people at the time regarded it as an important way to become an official.

Important, because if you work hard, the future will be bright. Not important, because there are too many people. At this time, Huo Guang is basically not qualified to meet Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He just acts as a gatekeeper, equivalent to a small security guard in later generations, and even serves tea and water. None of them are qualified.

Of course, for Huo Qubing's sake, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty still met with him and gave him a few words of encouragement.

"Guangguang, Brother Wei is here, how are you? How do you feel about being an errand in the palace recently? Has anyone bullied you?"

Huo Guang remained serious and saluted, "Thank you, Mr. Marquis, everything is well."

"Have you read a book?"

"Looked at some."

"Stop holding it all the time? Are you tired?" Liu Han said and wanted to touch his head again. Huo Guang, who was prepared, took a step back.

"Come here." Liu Han shouted, frightening him, gritting his teeth and stepping forward.

"You can't touch a tiger's butt? My brother appreciates you. Others think they haven't had this opportunity yet."

Liu Han said and hit him on the head.

"I brought wine, do you want to drink it? It is strong alcohol. I named it Xiongnu Blood. I will sell it at the Champion Restaurant in a few days. I will eat Hulu meat when I am hungry and laugh about drinking Xiongnu blood when I am thirsty. It will definitely be a big seller. Your brother wanted to drink it several times, but I was reluctant to give it to you. I will treat you well."

As Liu Han spoke, he uncorked the wine jar, and a scent of wine filled his nostrils.

"Well, brother Liu, you haven't given it to me even after I asked for it several times. You gave my brother away for nothing."

The feelings had faded and could be buried. Huo Qubing grabbed the wine jar.

"Cuckoo!"

He drank it and said, "Good wine, good wine, and the blood of a Xiongnu. The ambition is to eat Hulu meat when hungry, and to laugh and drink the blood of Xiongnu when thirsty. That's a good saying."

Drinks flowed down the corners of Huo Qubing's mouth, and he burst into laughter.

"I'm sure your injury is healed. Drink, drink, drink. Will it kill you?"

"Boom!"

Huo Qubing hammered his chest several times, "I can kill a cow. How can I not drink?"

Seeing him like this, Liu Han felt a little relieved, but he still reminded: "Find a doctor and have a look. Some injuries are not visible on the surface, and they might break out at some point."

"I said you're a real man, why do you care about your mother-in-law?"

Huo Qubing was a little impatient, but Liu Han still made up his mind to find a good doctor to take a look at him.

……

With the introduction of Xiongnu blood, the Maoling disciples began to discuss,
"Have you ever drank the Hun blood from the Champion Restaurant?"

"It's said that a jar costs a thousand dollars?"

"Thousands of dollars, why didn't he grab it?"

A thousand coins in the Western Han Dynasty was equivalent to 1 yuan in later generations. A jar of wine could only reach [-] yuan, which is estimated to be achieved by Maotai.

They are indeed rich, but they also have many brothers. Not all the property belongs to themselves, and a drink can cost tens of thousands. Occasionally, it is okay, but if you drink it every day, it will not only hurt your stomach, but also your wallet.

"I've had it. It's very strong and delicious. The first sip is very spicy and I can't get used to it. After a few more sips, the taste is fresh, aromatic, warm, with a variety of flavors such as slightly sweet, slightly bitter, slightly salty, etc., and the aftertaste is Long, delicate and warm.”

The man said with a look of aftertaste on his face, "It was only half a bowl and I got drunk. This is the first time I have discovered that there is such a strong wine in the world."

"I've also drunk it. I'm really not used to it the first time, but I drank it slowly. The sauce aroma is outstanding, elegant and delicate, the wine is mellow, and the aftertaste is long. The aroma lingers long after the empty cup. I can no longer drink other wines. Other wines In front of the Xiongnu blood, it is like water. If it were not too expensive, I would really like to drink it every day."

"I've had it too, don't tell me. It smells fragrant, has a delicate taste, and has a warm feeling in the mouth. The more I drink it, the more I like it. It's just too expensive. How is such a strong wine made like this?"

"I heard that Shui Che Hou accidentally discovered him. Not only was he a good fighter, he was more like a member of the Mohist family in the pre-Qin Dynasty. Water chariots were made by others. Otherwise, how would you call him Shui Che Hou? I read it and it was really good. The one on the Weishui River The large water tanker is so miraculous that it can irrigate the fields without the need for manpower at all.”

"I also heard that he also built the Quyuan plow, which is quite good. Grain production has increased across the country, and more wasteland has been reclaimed."

"I guess I'm not used to drinking other alcohol in my life."

"Yes, a real man should drink this kind of wine. When he is hungry, he eats Hulu meat, and laughs and drinks the blood of the Huns. This time the Huns surrendered, it was the work of Shuichehou and Champion Hou. He was only 17 years old. I was 17 years old in What are you doing? There is such a person in the world. I want to be his disciple, but it's a pity that I don't want to." "Come on, with your body, you still beat the Huns. Cao Yu'er, I think you go to the Qunyu Tower to beat the dancing girls."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed, and Cao Yuer was very embarrassed. His real name was Cao Yu. He indulged in sex when he was young, was thin and fair, so everyone called him Cao Yuer, like a woman.

Cao Yu blushed for a moment, then snorted coldly, "Huh, from today on, when I go to Qunyu Tower, my name will be written backwards. I want to drink a big bowl of wine, eat a big mouthful of meat, be a good man, and follow the water truck." Fight the Huns.”

After saying that, he turned around and left.

"I bet he won't last five days."

"More, more, three days at most."

"Brother Zhao, I bet ten taels of silver for two days."

"I'll come too, for a day and a half."

"Hahaha!"

"Quit gambling and quit drinking. I believe in him. Only quitting sex is absolutely impossible for Cao Yu'er. If he doesn't die in a woman's belly, I'm sorry for his face."

"It's a pole, it's a pole!"

……

In the Weiyang Palace, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looked at the open wine jar,
"Is this the blood of the Huns?"

He came forward and took a few sips, "Well, it's very fragrant. This wine smells so good. It's the first time I've smelled it in so many years. Dongfang Shuo, have you tried it before? How do you like it?"

"Your Majesty, this is the strongest wine in the world. It is called Blood of the Huns. It is well deserved. The first sip is very spicy, like pepper, but the aroma lingers on the lips and teeth afterward. It is slightly sour. The sauce aroma is rich, delicate, mellow, full, long-lasting, and free of impurities. The taste and soy sauce are outstanding, the wine is mellow, elegant, delicate, clean, and long... I drank it once and I will never be able to drink other wines again."

"Oh, then I have to taste it."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said and took a big sip.

"Your Majesty!" Dongfang Shuo just wanted to stop it, but it was already too late. Liu Che's face turned red. He wanted to vomit, but felt a little embarrassed, so he swallowed slowly.

"Gollum, Gollum."

"Hiss, it's indeed a bit strong. It feels a little sweet in my mouth now. I'll give it a try."

This time, Han Wu drank less and was a little slower.

"Not bad!"

The more he drank, the happier he became.

"Your Majesty, drink less, you will get drunk easily."

"It's better to be drunk. Ask Shui Che Hou to bring me at least one jar every day."

"promise!"

"I've also heard that Zhuangzhi ate Hulu meat when he was hungry, and laughed and drank Hun blood when he was thirsty. What a Hun blood. Okay, okay, this is a good man of my Liu family."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty drank, but half the jar of wine was gone, and his face turned red.

"Chong!"

He got excited after drinking, took out his sword, and started dancing in the hall, but his body was a little off and his steps were unsteady.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please don't hurt yourself."

Dongfang Shuo on the side was sweating profusely. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was obviously drunk.

"Will I hurt myself?"

"Hurry and invite the queen." Dongfang Shuo whispered to the eunuch,

"promise!"

When Wei Zifu arrived, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was probably tired. He took off all his clothes. He took a step and tilted his head.
"Don't help me, I can still dance, and I still want to drink."

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty, but there are still things to deal with tomorrow, so let's drink tomorrow."

Wei Zifu persuaded carefully, and it took him a long time to comfort Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Not long after, he was about to fall asleep.

"Quickly, carry His Majesty back and prepare hot water."

"promise!"

(End of this chapter)