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Chapter 134 Creampie?

On a dark and windy night, the snake spirit stood on the top of the mountain, flanked by two toads tied with red scarves.

"Report to the king, we have found the origin of the lotus seeds. They were picked up by a strange old man at the foot of the mountain and planted a gourd vine."

A toad reported to the snake spirit beside him.

"Gourd, gourd?"

The snake spirit looked shocked, and then his expression changed drastically.

The two little toad spirits thought that the king had thought of something important.

Finally I heard a sentence.

"Idiot, don't call me King, call me Queen!"

Toad Spirit: Okay, okay, your focus is on feelings, right?
"Alright my lord, no problem my lord."

"Humph~"

The snake spirit raised his head with a proud look on his face: "Let's go, kids, follow me to see the gourd that the weird old man took out!"

Toad Jingjia: "Okay, Your Majesty, no problem, Your Majesty."

Toad Spirit B:? ? ?Wait, what did the king just say?Seed or Creampie?

After walking only two steps, Snake Spirit suddenly realized: "I told you not to call me King, but to call me Queen."

"Oh ho ho ho ho, I am the most beautiful queen."

Toad Jingjia: "The king has gone crazy again."

Toad Jing B: "It seems so. I heard that if a woman doesn't find a man for a long time, she will enter menopause early."

The two toad spirits looked at each other, and then trembled at the same time.

Menopausal women are the scariest thing, so you should consider job-hopping.

I heard that the king has a sister who is hundreds of years younger than her. It is estimated that menopause will come later.

Working at her place was enough to make me die before menopause came.

at the foot of the mountain.

Lu Chuan was dressed in coarse cloth and held a water ladle in his hand.

He was not seen scooping water out of the water jar. With just a slight splash, clear water swayed out of the gourd.

"Father"

"To shut up!"

As soon as the red gourd baby opened his mouth, Lu Chuan stopped him: "What do you call me grandpa? Call me daddy!"

gourd:.
They are all one and the same, and as long as the memories are approved by Lu Chuan, these gourd babies can all share them.

Of course, if Lu Chuan wanted to have a more exciting game, he could give up the synchronization link completely.

It's like a god reincarnating into the world, getting married, having children, and then living until old age and death, or achieving success.

At that time, when I take in the memories of these years, I will suddenly feel a lot more inexplicable and refreshing.

This is the first time for Lu Chuan to play with this kind of clone and reincarnation method. In order to ensure smooth practice, he naturally wants to share more memories with Hulumen.

But it turns out that these guys have their own personalities.

Their behavior can effectively reflect Lu Chuan's inner Xiao Jiujiu.

such as
Da Wa: "Dad, I heard that the snake spirit on the mountain has a sweet voice and a thin waist and big breasts."

"It would be too wasteful to just kill them. Why not capture them and do something happy?"

Lu Chuan glanced at Da Wa and said to himself: I didn't expect you to inherit my sultry side.

However, you are too naked, I am a decent person!

"Shut up, I. You are the positive characters, and they are the positive characters in children's animation."

"If you act too hastily, you'll be killed by river crabs!"

"Also, who allowed you to call me dad? Tell me to speak loudly!"

With that said, Lu Chuan raised his hand and fired a bolt of lightning, which scorched the big baby black.

boom!
There was black smoke coming out of Dawa's mouth, and he suddenly didn't dare to speak.

Sanwa muttered in a low voice: "Hey, hey, hey, we are of the same mind, what kind of trouble are we going to make by playing like this? Don't think that I don't know about Roman eyes."

boom!
Another bolt of lightning scorched the Tietou Sanba to black: "Before you speak next time, call me Dad Lu!" Seeing Lu Chuan like this, the other Calabash Babies fell silent.

After a while, Erwa, the one with the best eyes, suddenly had a golden light in his eyes: "Here comes someone, it's a snake spirit!"

"Holy crap, are you getting into the plot so quickly?"

Lu Chuan thought for a while: "Proceed as planned! If someone comes, just call me grandpa. Don't let the secret be revealed!"

The gourd babies fell silent immediately, pretending to sleep and grow up.

Lu Chuan, on the other hand, conjured up a large water tank, which was empty.

He threw the gourd into the water vat, then picked up the pole and went to the well not far away to fetch water.

Because we left at the right time, the three snake spirits arrived almost not long after we left.

As soon as he saw the gourd vine, Snake Spirit's eyes clearly showed a trace of dullness and shock.

"A gourd has really grown!"

"Isn't this right? Why do gourds grow out of the lotus seeds that fall out of the seven-color lotus?"

"Is it just because this place is called Calabash Mountain that gourds grow there?"

"Wait a minute, if this place is called Cucumber Mountain, will there be seven roots growing there?"

"Oh ho ho ho ho, I really thought too much, why are there seven different colors of cucumbers~"

As she spoke, the snake spirit held her face in an infatuated manner, and her slender waist began to twist involuntarily.

Toad Jingjia rolled his eyes helplessly: "The king is crazy again. Speaking of which, following such a king really has no bright future!"

Toad Spirit B: "Just be content. I heard that the Scorpion King next door can eat two frogs in one meal. Fortunately, I didn't switch jobs."

clap clap!

While the two toad spirits were communicating, the snake spirit suddenly reacted and raised his hand to give one to each other.

"Don't think I didn't hear you!"

Toad Jingjia: "Has it been discovered? Has it been discovered that we are going to change jobs?"

Snake Spirit: "Don't call me King, call me Queen!"

Toad Spirit B: "."

Anyway, the Scorpion King only eats frogs, so it doesn’t matter that I’m a toad, so why not go there and try your luck?

At this time, the snake spirit looked around but could not find the so-called old man, so he simply waved his hand: "Young men, uproot this gourd vine and bring it to me."

While she was giving orders in high spirits, Lu Chuan came back carrying water with a groan.

During the walking movement, the pectoralis major muscles in the open collar on the chest trembled slightly.

The snake spirit fell silent immediately, with two blushes on his face.

Looking at Lu Chuan's face again, she immediately changed her words: "Go and tie this old man back to me!"

"what?"

Toad Spirit A was stunned for a moment, but he and Toad Spirit B stepped forward to take down Lu Chuan and put him into the sack he carried with him.

The group carried Lu Chuan back, leaving only a series of
"Grandpa, grandpa."

"Help! Help! Helpme!"

On the way back, Toad Jingjia couldn't help but ask: "Speaking of which, Your Majesty, aren't we going to pull out the gourd vine? Why did we only capture an old man?"

Toad Spirit B: “Is it because it’s delicious?”

"You know shit!"

The snake spirit secretly glanced at the sack: "This is called catching the thief first, catch the king first, you all should learn from me!"

On the other side, the gourds shouted until no one could be seen and then gave up.

Da Wa said with a disgusting expression: "Humph, it turns out that it was early."

Bang bang bang bang!
A series of lightning struck Da Wa until his whole body was blackened.

The other gourds shivered when they saw it.

Qi Wa, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but muttered: "It seems that the eldest brother must be stunted."

(End of this chapter)