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Chapter 303 The Uncle and the Novel

Kitazawa opened the door and heard bursts of crying.

"Huh? Is there a knife attack in the TV plot?" Kitazawa looked at Xiao Ai, who was sitting on the sofa and crying.

Xiao Ai wiped her tears and said, "Onii-chan, my friend was raped..."

Kitazawa raised his eyebrows, with a hint of seriousness on his face, "You must report to me when you go out in the future."

After Beizawa comforted Xiao Ai for a while, he went to take a shower. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Human desires are really terrible, and such crimes can be committed.

Just when Beizawa took off his clothes and walked into the bathroom, Xiao Ai seemed to have forgotten to remind him something, "Forget it, the boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge."

I don’t know whether Funa is straight or not, but Kitazawa thinks he should be straight anyway.

When I opened the bathroom, I saw a white and tender body lying in the bathtub, exuding an alluring fragrance.

Kitagawa Misora's face instantly turned red when she saw Kitazawa. She looked down from Kitazawa's waist. Her face was hot and her eyes were a little evasive, "Senior Master...H..."

Kitazawa's face also had a hint of blush, but he still stared at it intently, "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Kitagawa Misora's hand was not covered, so it was clearly exposed to Kitazawa's eyes.

She stood up from the bath, and the water overflowed from the bath. She pouted and said a little dissatisfied: "Even so, the top student will be shy, right?"

Kitagawa Misora ​​actually came over and hugged Kitazawa, put her arms around Kitazawa's neck, rubbed her body for a while, stood on tiptoes, and blew gently into Kitazawa's ears, "How are you? Mr. Xueba, are you there? excited?"

Kitazawa swallowed his saliva. Kitagawa Misora's operation made him feel itchy. It was so shameless. Who could bear it?

It wasn't over yet, Kitagawa Misora ​​was still seducing Kitazawa, and her little cherry mouth whispered in Kitazawa's ear: "Senior scholar, let it out to my sister."

Kitagawa Misora ​​is indeed a few months older than Kitazawa, but usually Kitagawa Misora ​​would not call herself her sister.

Kitazawa really couldn't bear it anymore. He hugged Kitagawa Misora ​​and kissed her, and then the two of them accidentally fell into the bath.

The water flowed out loudly.

After a while, the sound of joy came from the bathroom.

"Xuebajun, is it okay?"

"That's it...ah..."

"How energetic are you, Xuebajun, today?"

...............

Jiang Yuanai, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, turned the TV volume to the minimum with a blushing face.

"Onii-chan and the others are really so loud that they will disturb Liuli from sleeping."

Jiang Yuanai tiptoed to the bathroom door, put his ear against the door, listened to the movement inside the door, and said to himself seriously, "It seems that I added pork kidneys, deer penis, and wolfberry to the meal." It worked."

Xiao Ai silently added fuel to Kitazawa's mind: Oni-chan, Jiang Yuan's family's incense depends on you.

…………

When Kitazawa came out of the bathroom, he felt a little exhausted. The little sister didn't know what happened recently and became obsessed with pretending games.

It's so foul to call your dad in that voice.

Kitagawa Misora's face was filled with a satisfied smile. From her rosy face, it could be seen that Kitazawa had moisturized her very well. She wrapped a bath towel around her body and walked out.

Bei Ze said to Xiao Ai: "The bath has been washed."

Xiao Ai glanced at her phone and nodded indifferently, "Well, it's been two hours. Onii-chan has made progress."

Kitazawa didn't know what Xiao Ai was thinking. He looked at Kitagawa Misora, "Why are you coming to me so late? Isn't it just to deepen the relationship?"

Kitagawa Misora ​​was still thinking about what happened in the bathroom at this time. She seriously suspected that the top student thought she was a fool, so he deceived her that the food contained amines, and eating it would not only make her smarter, but also improve her beauty.

She has been fooled by the top student more than once, but she has not become smarter at all.

Hearing Kitazawa's question, Kitagawa Misora ​​temporarily forgot about the matter and said the purpose of her visit today, "Xueba-kun, let me show you this."

Kitazawa watched Kitagawa Misora ​​take out a book with an H on the cover from her small bag.

"This is this?" Kitazawa took the book, a little curious.

Kitagawa Misora ​​raised her head proudly, "Hey, this is a fanfic written by me."

"The novel you wrote?" Kitazawa really couldn't connect the image of Kitagawa Misora ​​with the novel.

"It's not a novel, it's a doujinshi of "The Faceless Hero". In addition to the performance, I have been writing this for the past half month. I just finished it last night. After binding it at noon today, I couldn't wait to find Xuebajun. Kitagawa Misora ​​corrected.

For Kitazawa, novels are no different from doujinshi, and he doesn’t read them anyway.

Just by looking at the cover, you can tell that this doujin is not serious.

Kitazawa looked at it and saw that it was quite thick. It should have [-] words. Sure, Kitagawa Misora ​​could write so many words.

"You want me to read this novel for you? And give you some suggestions?"

"No, I want Xuebajun to help me shoot a VCR and send it to my account. I want to sell this doujinshi on CM. With the number of fans I have and the promotional video, it will definitely sell well. of."

It's not that Kitagawa Misora ​​is short of money recently, she just wants to realize her dream of being a writer. She doesn't ask for how much money she sells, as long as someone likes her work, she will be satisfied.

"Wait, what is CM?" Kitazawa asked curiously.

"Xuebajun doesn't pay attention to otaku culture at all?" Kitagawa Misora ​​patiently explained, "CM is Comic Market, the world's largest doujinshi sales fair."

Kitazawa complained, "Isn't it just a gentlemen's party? I prefer videos to doujinshi."

"That's the charm of Xuebajun who doesn't understand words, so... Xuebajun... are you willing to help me take a video?" Kitagawa Misora ​​looked at Kitazawa expectantly.

To be honest, Kitazawa didn't want to cause trouble, but considering how hard Kitagawa Misora ​​had worked in the bathroom just now, he still chose to help.

"How to shoot this video?"

Kitagawa Misora ​​breathed a sigh of relief, and then smiled happily, "Xuebajun, read the novel first. By the way, you can't complain while reading the novel, otherwise I will be shy."

Shyness is not a problem, but social awkwardness and embarrassment are real.

The novel has a total of [-] words, and Kitazawa finished it quickly with his reading speed. He also pointed out many grammatical errors, which made Kitagawa Misora ​​extremely ashamed.

As for the plot, Kitazawa only has one comment: Minotaur, too Minotaur, the male protagonist is so miserable, no, the uncle is the male protagonist, that one can only be regarded as the suffering one.

After reading this novel, Kitazawa looked at Misora ​​Kitagawa and felt something was wrong.

"Is this really what you wrote?"

Kitagawa Misora ​​nodded shyly, "Sir, can you please stop looking at me like that? I just like H's novels, not H..."

Kitazawa shrugged. Tonight, Kitagawa Misora ​​did not go back. She told Miss Ayako that she would stay at Jiang Yuan's house today.

After hearing Kitazawa's voice, Ayako agreed without much thought. After all, we were all a family.

………………

The next day, the weather was sunny and the wind was gentle, but the July sun was still so fierce. Kitazawa didn't want to go out if it weren't for Kitagawa Misora, Xiao Ai also followed, and Xiao Liuli was picked up by Ninomiya Aoi this morning.

The eldest lady really likes Liuli, and almost every once in a while she will ask Ninomiya Aoi to pick her up.

Emoto Ai came here as an assistant, and for this she also called her two good friends, Suzuna Haga and Shion Shinomiya.

Hanaga Suzuna was a friend she met in the art club, and Shinomiya Shion was a good friend she made when she accompanied Hanaga Suzuna to attend the "Faceless Hero" book club meeting.

After Shinomiya Shion's explanation, Jiang Yuanai also knew that this was an accident, but even so, the kidnapper was bad enough.

By the way, today’s filming is for the doujinshi plot of “The Faceless Man”, Suzuna and the others should be very happy as book fans.

Suzuna Hanaga was indeed very happy, but Shion Shinomiya kept staring at Kitazawa, wondering what she was thinking.

Kitazawa felt guilty inexplicably and couldn't help but sigh: This world is so small.

Fortunately, he was in disguise that day. What did Huang Mao do have to do with him?
  Kitagawa Misora ​​staggered over carrying a heavy bag.

Inside the bag was equipment she borrowed from the company. Kitagawa Misora ​​had worked hard for this sale.

She patiently taught Jiang Yuan Ai how to use photography tools. Xiao Ai learned simple photography skills by herself last night.

Before the filming started, Kitagawa Misora ​​helped Kitazawa put on makeup. Kitazawa's only request was that he couldn't look like himself after putting on makeup.

He didn't want the eldest lady to see the short video and then have a fatal ending.

The first scene of the novel is: the young uncle meets the heroine’s mother for the first time.

On the playground in the hot summer, the girl's skirt was blown away by the wind, and the girl's shy movement of pressing the skirt deeply attracted the boy's attention.

The boy seems to have fallen in love with the girl.

The filming location was chosen at Ekoda's playground. In order to enter the school, Kitazawa specifically borrowed the key from Teacher Takahashi.

The girl, the heroine Oga-san Koharu, is played by Kitagawa Misora ​​in a black wig. The little girl's acting ability is still very strong, and her green smile is full of youthful atmosphere.

This gave Kitazawa an illusion, staring blankly at Kitagawa, his heart pounding.

"OK, this scene is over." Jiang Yuanai pretended to put on a director's hat and entered the director's state.

Kitazawa wiped the sweat from his face. The first act was relatively simple. The character he played was the real protagonist in the book, Ozawa, whose full name is Egawa Ze.

This name feels weird.

The second scene of the novel is: Jiang Chuanze did not express his love in his heart. Time has passed, the person he had a crush on is no longer there, and Jiang Chuanze has become an uncle.

But when he was waiting for the bus at the station, he was dumbfounded because he saw Xiaoqing. She was not the old and beautiful Xiaoqing. Xiaoqing was still so young and beautiful. She was still wearing her school uniform and her skirt was fluttering in the wind.

This time the uncle decided not to give up and confessed to Xiaoqing, "Xiaoqing, I like you. Although it is very presumptuous, I fell in love with you twenty years ago. Your image lingers in my mind. Go, I’m willing to give everything for you.”

The girl looked at the weird uncle and took several steps back. The disgust in her eyes was undisguised, "What a disgusting uncle, don't come over here. I have a boyfriend."

The girl ran behind a sunny boy, wary of the disgusting uncle.

This sunny boy is the victim of this novel.

At this time, Jiang Chuansawa, who had become an uncle, realized that this girl was actually Xiaoqing's daughter, Yuno.

The second act ends, and there are no problems with the plot up to this point. The main reason is that in the third act, a minotaur comes and unfolds, which almost makes Kitazawa unstoppable.

I have to admit that neon people like to write about minotaurs in fanzines. This is mainly determined by the readership group.

Kitazawa also searched the Internet and found that among the many types of doujinshi transactions, wife and hypnosis ranked second and third.

Tauren is number one in the world!

Kitagawa Misora ​​continues to play Koharu's daughter Yuno, and the victim is played by Suzuna Haga who volunteered.

The most time-consuming part of the second act was helping Kitazawa put on makeup. Middle-aged makeup is not easy to apply.

The filming location for the second act was a station near the school. In order not to be chased away by the station administrator, Kitazawa and the others just took a shot and went back to the school to shoot.

Kitagawa Misora ​​complained a little, "It's so hot today. I really want to eat ice cream."

Kitazawa thought for a while, "Let's go to the park next to us and take a rest."

Everyone nodded. In the hot summer, I really couldn't muster any motivation.

The others were sitting on a bench in the park, and Kitazawa went to buy some ice cream.

Kitagawa Misora ​​spat out the little nugget and licked it in small mouthfuls, "I'm so happy. Summer goes perfectly with ice cream."

At this time, Kitagawa Misora ​​noticed the oversized ice cream in Kitazawa's hand, pouted, and said dissatisfied: "You are so stupid, you have eaten so much yourself, but the one you gave me is so small."

Kitazawa handed over his ice cream, "Let's change it. I'll have the smaller one."

Kitagawa Misora ​​happily handed the ice cream that she licked once to Kitazawa. When Kitazawa handed over the ice cream, she lost her grip and the oversized ice cream ball fell into her collar.

Kitagawa Misora ​​trembled all over. This cold excitement felt like she had entered the world of ice and snow for a second.

Kitagawa Misora ​​looked down at the ice cream that had slipped under her collarbone, and said lowly, "I'm sorry, Xueba-kun, for wasting your ice cream."

"It won't be wasted." Kitazawa walked over.

Kitagawa Misora ​​looked red-faced as Kitazawa ate all the ice cream that fell on her, "It's so itchy, top student..."

"Hahaha, it really can't work, Xuebajun..."

"I give up, I lose, don't give up."

By the time Kitazawa finished all the ice cream, Kitagawa Misora ​​was already blushing and gasping for air.

The three little ones next to her were also a little red-faced. Suzuna Haga was thoughtful and suddenly had an idea for a painting in her heart.

They rested for a while and then finished filming the second scene.

It was shot twice in total, mainly due to Suzuna Haga's random remarks. I have to say that Kitagawa Misora's makeup skills made it completely impossible to tell that Suzuna Haga is a girl, but she is a bit short in height.

During the filming, Suzuna Haga stood on the wooden board the entire time, and only her upper body was photographed.

After filming the second scene, Kitazawa and the others did not choose to rest. The next scene was the most important.

The plot of the third act is: the uncle did not give up, but used actions to pursue the daughter of his first love. Yes, it is so outrageous.

Although there are some unreasonable aspects, since this is written by Kitagawa Misora, you should be considerate. It is not easy for little Taimei to write like this.

What’s even more outrageous is that in the end, Yu Nai, the daughter of her first love, owes a large sum of money due to personal reasons and dare not tell her mother, so she can only secretly ask her uncle.

It was one night when Yuno's boyfriend was so drunk that he fell asleep. Yuno actually started teasing her uncle.

"Uncle, didn't you say you like me, Ogasang? Then, uncle, is your heart moved when you look at me?"

　Two chapters released together

　　
  　
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