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Chapter 393: Sleeping Together: The Boys’ Dirty Plan

"Me?"

"Me?"

The group of people said in unison.

Oshima Fengxia didn't expect Yamada Yusuke to come with his friends, so he covered his mouth in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I should have said 'I'."

Just now, Kitazawa's impression of Oshima Kaeda was that of a cute short-haired girl, but when Oshima Kaeda accidentally said the word 'I', he began to reserve his doubts.

He looked at Oshima Fengxia's legs with a vague look in his eyes to see if there was anything that shouldn't be there.

Kitazawa is not the only one who has this idea. Yamada Yusuke's expression is a little uneasy. He came here to meet his first love. What do you people mean by looking at someone's legs?
Yamada Yusuke said a little embarrassed: "Sorry, although these people are a little rude, they are all good people."

"It's fine…"

Oshima Fengxia didn't care, but stared at Yamada Yusuke with a thick smile.

Yamada Yusuke scratched his head shyly, like an ignorant boy longing for love.

A few people behind were talking quietly:

"Hey, did you hear that just now?"

"I heard it. When I said 'I', my tone became obviously thicker. Could this guy..."

He's a ladies' man, right?

The last half of the sentence was not spoken, but everyone already acquiesced in their hearts.

Kitazawa walked over and patted Yamada Yusuke on the shoulder, saying meaningfully: "...don't pay too much attention to the relationship between attack and receiving."

Yamada Yusuke rolled his eyes at Kitazawa, and when he was about to say something, Oshima Kaedeka took the initiative to invite him: "Since you are Yusuke-kun's friend, do you want to come to our house as a guest?"

Oshima Kaengka's family ran a kendo gym, and the dojo was bustling after school. Apprentices practiced kendo in the dojo, and the sound of chopping wooden swords could be heard outside the road.

There are still wind chimes hanging under the eaves of the guests, and they jingle when the autumn wind blows.

The door next to Oshima Fengxia Dojo, "Please come in."

Kitazawa took a look at it, but he didn't expect that there was a tea room next to the dojo. The furnishings inside were very primitive. Some of the futons made of linen had worn off the skin. The small red wooden table looked very old. Kitazawa didn't know what material it was made of. made.

Compared with the casualness of Kitazawa and his group, Yamada Yusuke seemed more reserved. He sat upright on the futon awkwardly, not knowing where to look with his eyes.

Oshima Fengxia knelt down and helped everyone make tea. He kept looking at Mochizuki Chinatsu, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly came forward excitedly, "Are you the kendo princess? I am your fan."

Mochizuki Chinatsu's hands were suddenly grabbed by the girl. Looking at Oshima Kaeda's eyes shining brightly, she felt a strange feeling in her heart.

Although some people had mistaken her for Mochizuki Rin before, it did not bring as many negative emotions to her as this time.

The corner of his eye twitched, and then he took his hand out of Oshima Fengxia's hand and said in a bad tone: "I'm sorry, I'm a sports idiot, you got the wrong person."

Oshima Kaengka suddenly felt a chill on his back. Looking at Mochizuki Chinatsu's gloomy expression, he sat back down like a frightened little rabbit, "Hug...hug...Sorry, I admire the kendo princess too much, maybe it's me. It’s an illusion, I feel like you look really similar to the Kendo Princess.”

Mochizuki Chinatsu curled her lips and said angrily: "Correction, she looks like me!"

At this time, Yamada Yusuke, who had been feeling uneasy just now, suddenly summoned up the courage, but still stumbled and said: "That...the letter you gave me two years ago..."

There was a long pause in his tone. When he turned his head in embarrassment, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Kitazawa's encouraging gaze. He took a deep breath and said that sentence firmly, "Is everything in that letter true?"

Without any hesitation, Oshima Fengxia tilted his head and said with a smile: "Of course it's true, and..."

Oshima Kaeda's deep eyes stared at Yamada Yusuke, "And the promise made back then... can also be fulfilled now."

Yamada Yusuke swallowed and his blood surged. Is his 18-year virgin life about to end?

At this moment, the wooden door of the tea room was pushed open from the outside, and a rough figure in Taoist uniform walked in. A strong voice shouted: "Son, where are the batches of goods that were brought in yesterday?"

Oshima Fengxia stood up, put his index finger on the corner of his mouth, tilted his head, and thought cutely, "...it seems that there is no room in the warehouse, so I will have someone put it in the room on the left side of the dojo."

Oshima Nobuo saw a group of people drinking tea around the tea table and greeted him enthusiastically: "Hey... there are guests at home, don't leave tonight, and have a good drink with me."

After exchanging a few words of greetings, Oshima Norixiong went back to continue teaching the students. Oshima Kaengxia bowed slightly to Kitazawa and the others and followed him out, "Sorry, you guys are drinking tea first, I'll go and go." Come back, do you want to hear about Yusuke-kun’s life in Tokyo when you come back?”

With a clang, the sliding door was closed, and only Kitazawa and his party were left in the tea room.

The air seemed to be stagnant. As time passed by, the sound of wind chimes under the eaves could be clearly heard.

Everyone is still immersed in the conversation just now.

son?

Good guy, it couldn't be more obvious. Oshima Fengxia is indeed a cross-dresser. Oh no, she should be called a transvestite.

Kitazawa originally wanted to go over and comfort Yamada Yusuke, but Yamada Yusuke suddenly slapped the table and was moved to tears, "Fengxia-chan is indeed an angel, no, she is cuter and kinder than an angel. In this life, she has nothing but Ogasan-san, only Fengxia-chan understands my charm..."

Kitazawa looked at Yusuke Yamada who was moved to tears and was speechless for a moment. Yusuke, you have to think clearly. Although he looks no different from a girl, he wants to know you!
For the sake of Yamada Yusuke's happiness in the rest of his life, Kitazawa did not remain silent despite his conscience. Instead, he persuaded her in a roundabout way: "Yusuke, have you really thought about it clearly? Even if you don't have children in the future, do you agree to be with her?" "

After hearing what Kitazawa said, Yamada Yusuke seemed to have changed. He lowered his head shyly, and his voice was stumbling. He said in a shy manner: "If Kaede-chan doesn't want to have a baby, we can also not have one." , if the two of us really get married, I will definitely be a good and obedient husband."

Kitazawa didn't know how to complain. It wasn't a question of whether or not to have a child, but simply not being able to have a child.

He did learn maternal cloning technology in biology class, but how to clone two paternal bodies?

Kitazawa covered his eyes with his hands. It was hopeless. It was really hopeless.

In fact, if you think about it differently, it is not unacceptable for Oshima Kaengka and Yamada Yusuke to be together.

Well, he still can't accept it. Is he out of touch with the world?

Kitazawa didn't believe that Yamada Yusuke didn't discover the truth, he just wanted to immerse himself in the sweet fantasy he created and didn't want to come out.

Kitazawa and the others drank tea here for a while. Before leaving, Yamada Yusuke and Oshima Kaeduka exchanged social media accounts. Just as they agreed back then, they would try to be friends first.

On the way back to the accommodation, Yamada Yusuke had a happy smile on his face, jumping up and down, taking out his social media account to take a look every two steps.

Kitazawa also complained, "As long as she doesn't block you, she will always exist."

Yamada Yusuke curled his lips without taking his eyes off the social account on his phone, "What does it have to do with you that I'm chatting with our Kaeda-chan?"

Kitazawa suddenly had the urge to beat someone up. This guy started acting weird before he even got a girlfriend. If he really had a girlfriend, how could he still do it?
...............

The dinner on the first night of the stay was very sumptuous. Platefuls of tempura were placed on the table as if they were free. Looking at the golden prawns on the plate, you could break them open with your hands to reveal the white and tender prawn meat, which was full of aroma.

Not only tempura, but also oden, and all the snacks you can buy on Komachi Street are here.

Kitazawa picked up a large shrimp with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, chewing the delicious shrimp meat and the golden and tender skin. "It's so delicious. It seems that the money was not wasted."

As he was eating, he suddenly noticed that the boys around him had disappeared, and the delicious food on the wooden table was still smelling delicious. Kitazawa glanced around the hall and found that most of the boys were huddled together, muttering about something.

He was a little curious, what could be more important than delicious food?
Kitazawa quietly walked over and heard the boys talking in confusion:
"If that doesn't work, just climb over the wall and go in. I've observed that there is only a stone wall between the men's bathing area and the women's bathing area. It's easy to climb..."

"Forget it, right? Before you can climb over, you will be killed by those girls throwing things."

"You all stay away, it's better to look at me." Tanaka took out a map from somewhere and placed it on the ground.

Everyone stared at the map curiously and asked in unison: "What is this?"

The corners of Tanaka's mouth raised slightly, revealing a lewd smile, "Hey, I've investigated it a long time ago. This is the design drawing for the bathhouse. Do you see this?"

Tanaka pointed to the location on the design drawing, "The hot springs in the hotel are all diverted, so the men's bath and the women's bath are connected through pipes. In order to repair the pipes, they were specially designed to be large enough for one person to pass..."

The boys didn't care where Tanaka got the design. They only cared that their dirty plan could be implemented.

When I thought of that naked figure, steam came out of my nostrils, and a group of people had lewd smiles on their faces.

Staring at the girl eating on the other side, his smile became even crazier.

Jonouchi Misa, who was eating, frowned, and Yui Haga next to her pouted, "These boys definitely don't have anything good in their minds."

Jonouchi Misa stopped the chopsticks in her hands and asked an innocent question, "Why are boys so sexy?"

Yui Yuga thought seriously, and habitually put the chopsticks on the corner of her lips when thinking about the problem, "...Hmm...maybe it's the reproductive instinct?"

Jonouchi Misa secretly glanced at Kitazawa in the crowd and stopped talking.

…………

Tanaka shook his head, refusing to listen to the comprehensive lurking plan proposed by the boys.

The so-called comprehensive lurking plan means that all boys go in through the pipeline to find the secret of life.

Listening to the arguments among the boys, Tanaka poked his glasses with his middle finger. A gleam of wisdom seemed to flash on his glasses, and he explained seriously: "No, if too many people go in, sooner or later they will be exposed."

"What should we do?" someone asked.

Tanaka showed a meaningful smile, "That is to find a representative, let him go in with a waterproof mobile phone, keep the video call on on the mobile phone, and we can see the scene we want to see in the dormitory..."

After saying that, he showed a lewd smile.

"It's just...who does this representative ask to do it?" someone asked.

Tanaka shrugged, "Of course I'm looking for classmates with good skills..."

As soon as he finished speaking, all the boys gathered together looked at Kitazawa who was eating melon.

Kitazawa didn't expect that eating melon would happen to him. Who has the best skills in Ekoda Academy? Apart from those perverts in the track and field club, the one who belongs to us is our student council president. After all, he is the winner of the Kyudo Gold Medal this year.

Tanaka came over and patted Kitazawa on the shoulder entrusting him with the important task, "Jiang Yuan, brother, I haven't asked anyone for help. I can only ask you this time. Don't worry... I have already done the investigation in advance. Classes 1, 2 and 3 We dare not look at any of the girls... Classes 4 and 5 have separate hot spring bathing times from Classes 1, 2, and 3."

Kitazawa was speechless. Tanaka was more daring than Yamada Yusuke, and even avoided people he knew, so that even if he wanted to refuse, he couldn't find a good reason.

By the way, where is this guy Yamada Yusuke? It's really strange that he didn't participate in such a thing.

When it was time to take a bath in the hot spring, the boys actually stayed in the dormitory staring at the computer screen without any intention of taking a bath in the hot spring.

The representative elected by them, Kitazawa, stood on the shore and looked at the huge bathing beach, feeling as if he had reserved it.

Do these guys really think he would do such a dirty thing?

How can it be? He didn't agree again.

Kitazawa looked down at the cell phone that Tanaka had forced into his hand. He hesitated for a moment and placed it next to the hot spring. He planned to soak in the hot spring comfortably.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of frolicking coming from the other side of the wall.

"Don't be like this, Chinatsu..."

"Who told you to be so big? I don't accept it, please give me half."

"It hurts, Chinatsu. The phone hanging around your neck fell on me."

"It hurts, that's right. From now on at home, I have the final say. Do you understand?"

Kitazawa raised his eyebrows. The voice was obviously that of Hayami Shiori and Mochizuki Chinatsu, but...why was Mochizuki Chinatsu carrying her cell phone with her? Even bathing in hot springs is hanging around my neck.

Kitazawa narrowed his eyes. There must be a monster when things go wrong, maybe it has something to do with the eldest lady suddenly ending her trip.

In this case, he took a breath and dived into the hot spring water.

He had always remembered the hot spring passage that Tanaka told him about. Of course, he didn't really want to go there and have a look, just in case, what if someone on the other side shouted for help? Then can’t I get there quickly?

Well, actually I still have a little expectation.

Kitazawa was diving in the water and came across the passage Tanaka mentioned. There was a layer of filtering iron mesh on it. The iron mesh was not welded shut, it was just locked.

He swam to the shore, found a wire in the changing room, swam to the filter, opened the lock and swam in.

When it surfaced again, it was already in the girls' bathing area.

Kitazawa exposed half of his head, just saw a patch of white flowers, and then dived into the water again.

"Eh... is it my imagination? Kitazawa-kun seemed to have been here just now." Hayami Shiori walked over and looked around in confusion.

Kitazawa's current position is at Hayami Shiori's feet. Fortunately, the hot spring water is turbid and there is a hazy mist on it, so it is not easy to be discovered.

Just when Hayao Shiori didn't find anything and was about to leave, Kitazawa stuck his head out again and quickly made a silencing gesture, "Shh...Shiori, help me cover."

Kitazawa originally thought that little Shizhi would agree, but who knew that Shizhi pouted early in the morning and warned her in a sweet voice: "It is wrong for Mr. Kitazawa to peep..."

At this moment, a strange voice came from the distance.

"Good morning, who are you talking to?"

Hayami Shiori subconsciously blocked Kitazawa with her body, and lied not very skillfully: "I was talking to a monkey, and a monkey ran into the hot spring."

"Huh? Are there monkeys in Kamakura? Why didn't I know?" Yui Yuga came over.

Jonouchi Misa also came over and said curiously: "Aren't macaques only found in the north? I want to see that monkey."

It seems that a siege is about to form.

Seeing Shiori's body retreated early, her butt sat on Kitazawa's head, her guilt was almost written on her face, "What's so good about a monkey..."

(End of this chapter)