Live car wash: I am suspected by the whole network of being an undercover agent
Chapter 57: You want to shock me to death, force deterrence, biological and chemical weapons
Chapter 57: You want to shock me to death, force deterrence, biological and chemical weapons
"????Okay, this live broadcast is definitely a live broadcast with something special!"
"I just took a sip of water, and when I heard this, it sprayed everywhere. You pay for my phone!"
"Brother Hao, let's ask, do you have any special physique? Why are all your guests so weird?"
In the live broadcast room, the audience watched a young driver wearing glasses get out of the car and roared angrily at the innocent man behind him who had just gotten off the car.
"Pay compensation, five hundred, otherwise you will definitely not be able to leave today!"
Qin Hao: "."
Good guy, I just farted three times in the car, and it costs [-]. You are going too far!
After all, if you work for rent, you will encounter this kind of thing more or less.
"Brother Hao, wash the car!"
When the young driver saw Qin Hao, he waved his hand quickly.
"Well, I think it's just a matter of three farts. You don't need to wash the car, just let it air out!"
Qin Hao was a little hesitant. It could be seen that the other party knew him, maybe even a fan. Although he wanted to wash cars, make money, and live broadcast, he was not crazy!
This car looks very clean on the outside, and it must be fine on the inside as well. It doesn’t need to be washed at all!
"Hey, if you ask me, Brother Hao still has a conscience!"
"Indeed, if it's an ordinary car wash shop, it doesn't care whether your car is clean or not, it will be washed directly for you."
In the live broadcast room, the audience sighed slightly.
However, upon hearing Qin Hao's words, the young driver's expression was a little distorted.
"It would be great if it was just a matter of farts, and I wouldn't have to quarrel with the guests!"
He glanced at the yellow-haired guest standing aside, who looked like a bamboo pole, and sighed.
audience:"???"
Qin Hao: "???"
This is an inside story!
"Can you blame me? Don't you have any responsibility? I told you to stop, so you stopped!"
The yellow-haired guest suddenly became unwilling.
"You're talking nonsense. You're not allowed to park there. You're not allowed to park there. Do you understand?"
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Qin Hao quickly stepped forward to stop him!
"What's going on? Can you tell me about it?"
"Okay, Brother Hao, I am your fan, please help me judge!"
The young driver nodded immediately.
"Tch, what you say is like whoever is not a fan of Brother Hao!"
The yellow-haired young man curled his lips disdainfully.
Qin Hao was a little dumbfounded. Is there anything to compare with?
"That's right, my name is Wang Lei. As you can see, Brother Hao, I am a taxi driver!"
Wang Lei began to tell and said slowly: "Today, I was driving without messing with anyone, but he and his girlfriend stopped the car. This is normal, right?"
Qin Hao and the audience nodded subconsciously, which was indeed normal.
"And guess what?"
"This guy acted like he was doing it on purpose. He just got in the car. I was careless. I didn't have any precautions. It was three loud farts. You said you wouldn't fart outside, but you farted in the car." ?Why, you like your taste very much, right?"
"Or do you want to shock me to death? Are you going to use force to deter me?"
Everyone: "!!!"
"Hahahaha, Wucao, I can't do it anymore, you're laughing so hard!"
"What a force to deter!"
"Should I say it or not, what he said makes sense. You said you were so desperate that you did this right after you got in the car. It's impossible not to do it on purpose!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience was laughing so hard!
Qin Hao couldn't help but laugh.
"I said, buddy, I'm a taxi, not your punching bag, please control it a little bit!"
"But what should I do if I can't help it? I'm holding it in!" The yellow-haired young man also looked extremely upset.
"People have three urgent needs. This thing is beyond my control. Can't I just open the window and get some fresh air?"
"Oh, what is this?"
Wang Lei pointed to his ears.
"This is not deafness, this is good ears!"
"Brother Hao, let me tell you, I heard the sound of his farts being very unique, and I felt a little unsure. I told him, don't let him go in my car. I can't earn much from a taxi trip. Money!"
"Because of you, I can't afford to change my seat!"
Qin Hao: "."
audience:"."
Sure enough, their guess was correct!
This is a flavorful live broadcast!
"and then?"
Qin Hao asked involuntarily, and he suddenly understood why many aunts and uncles in the village like to get together when they have nothing to do.
This thing is really interesting!
"Then his girlfriend didn't like it!"
Wang Lei shrugged, and said slowly with lingering fear on his face: "He weighs a hundred pounds, and his girlfriend must weigh more than 200 pounds. She sits in the car like a Valkyrie!"
"Perhaps I just couldn't stand it anymore, so I hit him with a hammer, bang bang, like beating a big drum!"
"You know what the hell, that's my girlfriend acting coquettishly with me!"
Huang Mao immediately retorted and looked at Wang Lei with disdain.
"You don't have a girlfriend, do you? You can't even show your coquettishness?!"
"I'm sorry, I really can't imagine acting like a baby in an environment full of biological and chemical weapons. Moreover, with your small body, as thin as a bamboo pole, I'm afraid that she will fall apart in one fell swoop!"
Wang Lei spread his hands.
"Hahaha, I was rolling on the floor laughing so hard, Valkyrie, beating the big drum, acting like a baby in an environment of biological and chemical weapons!"
"Ah, I just came here not long ago, and I'm so annoyed. Why do you want me to laugh!"
"To be honest, I just put on the mask and it was all wasted!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience was screaming!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining one thousand reputation points!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining reputation points, eight hundred!"
"Ding"
Listening to the system prompts in his mind, Qin Hao was a little surprised. Can he receive reputation points indirectly?
In fact, he still doesn't understand how the reputation value of the system is determined.
"Then?"
"Hey!"
Wang Lei sighed with a complicated expression.
"Then there is no more!"
"I saw something was wrong with his expression, but his girlfriend is still banging, not brothers, I would say you should break up with your girlfriend, you can't control it!"
"I told you, brother, hold on. I'll stop for you immediately after passing the traffic light. Result."
Wang Lei couldn't help but closed his eyes in despair!
"Ahem, my stomach wasn't feeling well today, I was in a car again, and my girlfriend was hammering my back, so I targeted the co-pilot."
Huang Mao may have felt that he was a little too much, so his face turned red and he said this in a confused manner.
At first, the audience and Qin Hao were a little bit unresponsive.
But soon, ah, soon!
Suddenly understand!
He was spit out by the hammer!
"No, what about your girlfriend?"
Qin Hao glanced at Wang Lei with pity, and suddenly thought of something. If so, the taxi should have gone straight here.
But now there are only two people!
Where's the Valkyrie?
"In the car, Xun fainted!"
(End of this chapter)
"????Okay, this live broadcast is definitely a live broadcast with something special!"
"I just took a sip of water, and when I heard this, it sprayed everywhere. You pay for my phone!"
"Brother Hao, let's ask, do you have any special physique? Why are all your guests so weird?"
In the live broadcast room, the audience watched a young driver wearing glasses get out of the car and roared angrily at the innocent man behind him who had just gotten off the car.
"Pay compensation, five hundred, otherwise you will definitely not be able to leave today!"
Qin Hao: "."
Good guy, I just farted three times in the car, and it costs [-]. You are going too far!
After all, if you work for rent, you will encounter this kind of thing more or less.
"Brother Hao, wash the car!"
When the young driver saw Qin Hao, he waved his hand quickly.
"Well, I think it's just a matter of three farts. You don't need to wash the car, just let it air out!"
Qin Hao was a little hesitant. It could be seen that the other party knew him, maybe even a fan. Although he wanted to wash cars, make money, and live broadcast, he was not crazy!
This car looks very clean on the outside, and it must be fine on the inside as well. It doesn’t need to be washed at all!
"Hey, if you ask me, Brother Hao still has a conscience!"
"Indeed, if it's an ordinary car wash shop, it doesn't care whether your car is clean or not, it will be washed directly for you."
In the live broadcast room, the audience sighed slightly.
However, upon hearing Qin Hao's words, the young driver's expression was a little distorted.
"It would be great if it was just a matter of farts, and I wouldn't have to quarrel with the guests!"
He glanced at the yellow-haired guest standing aside, who looked like a bamboo pole, and sighed.
audience:"???"
Qin Hao: "???"
This is an inside story!
"Can you blame me? Don't you have any responsibility? I told you to stop, so you stopped!"
The yellow-haired guest suddenly became unwilling.
"You're talking nonsense. You're not allowed to park there. You're not allowed to park there. Do you understand?"
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Qin Hao quickly stepped forward to stop him!
"What's going on? Can you tell me about it?"
"Okay, Brother Hao, I am your fan, please help me judge!"
The young driver nodded immediately.
"Tch, what you say is like whoever is not a fan of Brother Hao!"
The yellow-haired young man curled his lips disdainfully.
Qin Hao was a little dumbfounded. Is there anything to compare with?
"That's right, my name is Wang Lei. As you can see, Brother Hao, I am a taxi driver!"
Wang Lei began to tell and said slowly: "Today, I was driving without messing with anyone, but he and his girlfriend stopped the car. This is normal, right?"
Qin Hao and the audience nodded subconsciously, which was indeed normal.
"And guess what?"
"This guy acted like he was doing it on purpose. He just got in the car. I was careless. I didn't have any precautions. It was three loud farts. You said you wouldn't fart outside, but you farted in the car." ?Why, you like your taste very much, right?"
"Or do you want to shock me to death? Are you going to use force to deter me?"
Everyone: "!!!"
"Hahahaha, Wucao, I can't do it anymore, you're laughing so hard!"
"What a force to deter!"
"Should I say it or not, what he said makes sense. You said you were so desperate that you did this right after you got in the car. It's impossible not to do it on purpose!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience was laughing so hard!
Qin Hao couldn't help but laugh.
"I said, buddy, I'm a taxi, not your punching bag, please control it a little bit!"
"But what should I do if I can't help it? I'm holding it in!" The yellow-haired young man also looked extremely upset.
"People have three urgent needs. This thing is beyond my control. Can't I just open the window and get some fresh air?"
"Oh, what is this?"
Wang Lei pointed to his ears.
"This is not deafness, this is good ears!"
"Brother Hao, let me tell you, I heard the sound of his farts being very unique, and I felt a little unsure. I told him, don't let him go in my car. I can't earn much from a taxi trip. Money!"
"Because of you, I can't afford to change my seat!"
Qin Hao: "."
audience:"."
Sure enough, their guess was correct!
This is a flavorful live broadcast!
"and then?"
Qin Hao asked involuntarily, and he suddenly understood why many aunts and uncles in the village like to get together when they have nothing to do.
This thing is really interesting!
"Then his girlfriend didn't like it!"
Wang Lei shrugged, and said slowly with lingering fear on his face: "He weighs a hundred pounds, and his girlfriend must weigh more than 200 pounds. She sits in the car like a Valkyrie!"
"Perhaps I just couldn't stand it anymore, so I hit him with a hammer, bang bang, like beating a big drum!"
"You know what the hell, that's my girlfriend acting coquettishly with me!"
Huang Mao immediately retorted and looked at Wang Lei with disdain.
"You don't have a girlfriend, do you? You can't even show your coquettishness?!"
"I'm sorry, I really can't imagine acting like a baby in an environment full of biological and chemical weapons. Moreover, with your small body, as thin as a bamboo pole, I'm afraid that she will fall apart in one fell swoop!"
Wang Lei spread his hands.
"Hahaha, I was rolling on the floor laughing so hard, Valkyrie, beating the big drum, acting like a baby in an environment of biological and chemical weapons!"
"Ah, I just came here not long ago, and I'm so annoyed. Why do you want me to laugh!"
"To be honest, I just put on the mask and it was all wasted!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience was screaming!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining one thousand reputation points!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining reputation points, eight hundred!"
"Ding"
Listening to the system prompts in his mind, Qin Hao was a little surprised. Can he receive reputation points indirectly?
In fact, he still doesn't understand how the reputation value of the system is determined.
"Then?"
"Hey!"
Wang Lei sighed with a complicated expression.
"Then there is no more!"
"I saw something was wrong with his expression, but his girlfriend is still banging, not brothers, I would say you should break up with your girlfriend, you can't control it!"
"I told you, brother, hold on. I'll stop for you immediately after passing the traffic light. Result."
Wang Lei couldn't help but closed his eyes in despair!
"Ahem, my stomach wasn't feeling well today, I was in a car again, and my girlfriend was hammering my back, so I targeted the co-pilot."
Huang Mao may have felt that he was a little too much, so his face turned red and he said this in a confused manner.
At first, the audience and Qin Hao were a little bit unresponsive.
But soon, ah, soon!
Suddenly understand!
He was spit out by the hammer!
"No, what about your girlfriend?"
Qin Hao glanced at Wang Lei with pity, and suddenly thought of something. If so, the taxi should have gone straight here.
But now there are only two people!
Where's the Valkyrie?
"In the car, Xun fainted!"
(End of this chapter)
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