Live car wash: I am suspected by the whole network of being an undercover agent

"Let me do it!"

Under everyone's expectant gazes, Director Tuo pushed up his glasses and slowly stepped onto the stage.

Seeing him on stage, everyone's eyes lit up.

This is also a funny blogger.

"Wow, you're actually one of my favorite bloggers."

"No, you really believe it. This thing should be done just by looking at it. For them, don't they just have their hands on this kind of thing?"

"Brother, don't be so serious about life, otherwise your life will be very tiring. According to what you said, don't watch TV series and movies. Most of them are false. Is it interesting?"

In the live broadcast room, some people felt that they could see the facts clearly.

But most people actually know what they are doing, what is fake and what is real. Is it necessary to distinguish so clearly?

This is not a major life event that concerns you.

"Director Tuo, let me remind you in advance. Although we cannot find out whether the stories you tell are true or false, please be sure to tell true stories, preferably ones that happened to you. Not false ones. That kind of thing.”

Jin Ping said with a smile: "After all, making up stories and scripts is just a matter of skill for professionals like you."

"No problem, I promise it's absolutely true. Even if you don't believe it, after I finish, I can call my mother directly on the spot to verify it."

Director Tuo nodded indifferently.

Everyone: "."

Wucao, isn't it, playing such a big role?
Although there may be suspicions of collusion, this is indeed the best way to verify.

You can't go back in time and verify it, right?
“Friends from the audience, we can guarantee that we did not notify this event in advance, so no one at the scene knew about this event. Therefore, the possibility of collusion in advance can be eliminated to a large extent. "

"Of course, as to whether it is true or false, that is a matter of opinion."

Jin Ping didn't want to explain more about this. He stretched out his hand slightly and smiled at Director Tuo.

"Well, Director Tuo, please start your story."

"Ok!"

Director Tuo nodded, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "Actually, my story is somewhat similar to Feng Xia's, but mine is a little more complicated."

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes suddenly lit up.

They don't like anything else, they just like complicated things.

The more complex it is, the more interesting the story is.

"It's actually very simple to say. I think most people are from rural areas three generations up, especially our generation. When we were young, we should have been from rural areas."

Director Tuo said slowly: "Therefore, everyone should know that relatives in rural areas are actually very easy to call. As long as you remember some formulas, even if you are not familiar with them, you can almost guess them. "

“For example, the grandma’s side is called uncle and aunt, the older generation is called aunt, great-grandma, etc., while the grandma and grandpa’s side are basically grandpa, grandpa, aunt, etc. "

Hearing this, everyone nodded subconsciously. Many people gradually analyzed this after they grew up.

Indeed, as long as you follow this path, there won't be any big problems.

"So, I don't feel that much embarrassment and pain when I'm an elder. In fact, there are things that are even more uncomfortable."

audience:"???"

"Wu Cao, there is something even more uncomfortable, isn't it possible?"

"Uh, don't say it. Don't say it. I suddenly remembered something. It couldn't be that, right?"

"What else can you say?"

In the live broadcast room, some people understood instantly, but others looked confused. This actually depends on the region.

"Oh? I wonder if there is anything more uncomfortable?"

Jin Mei said something cooperatively.

"That is, seniority relationship!"

Everyone: "???"

You seem to have said everything, but you seem to have said nothing.

"The ones you mentioned are just conventional seniority relationships. In fact, there are many irregular seniority relationships."

Director Tuo said slowly: "For example, do you dare to imagine that I would call a newborn baby Second Uncle?"

Everyone: "!!!"

"No, what the hell? Am I hallucinating?"

"A newborn baby, a person as old as Director Tuo, actually wants to call that baby Second Uncle? Is it a mistake?"

"Sure enough, I knew this was the case. Don't mention it. You heard it right. This kind of thing does happen."

In the live broadcast room, some people didn't understand, but they were shocked.

And those who understand have experienced it!

"This is nothing. Something happened when I was a kid, and I still can't forget it!"

Director Tuo took a deep breath and said slowly: "Children, right? They have a budding impulse towards love and girls. They feel that they like each other very much. Well, I am one of them too!"

Everyone still understands this very well.

Who doesn’t have a girl they like in their youth?

"At that time, there was a girl in my class. I even thought about it at that time and would not marry her unless she was in this life. However, my mother found out about it!"

"Then, give me a good beating!"

"The most important thing is that my mother is not because I want to have sex with someone, but because the girl is too big for me in terms of seniority."

As he spoke, Director Tuo covered his face, as if he was too embarrassed to see others.

Shocked!

Really shocking!
Everyone could hardly imagine the embarrassing scene!
The girl I like is actually my breasts?
Is there any justice in saying this?

"Come on, please tell me if this is true or not?"

"Well, it's true, but there are usually more people from the older generation, who belong to big families. Because in the previous generations, some people got married late and some got married early. This kind of situation will gradually appear."

"Oh, I see!"

After some explanations from understanding brothers, everyone understood.

If this statement is followed, then the situation mentioned by Director Tuo can indeed occur.

However, that picture is still too shocking!

They could even think of what Director Tuo's parents were shouting when they beat him.

It is strictly forbidden for other people's children to fall in love early, and they should be moved by emotion and reason.

However, when the director fell in love early, his parents directly said, "How dare you have sex with your breasts?"
Then let me ask you, what will I call you from now on?
Immediately the seniority started to get messy!
Really, you call me brother and I call you dad, right?
That kind of picture is enough to explode just thinking about it. (End of chapter)