Three Kingdoms in a box

Chapter 149 This will be fatal

The opening ceremony of the school is still necessary. It is best to make it lively and lively, so as to show the determination and rigor of running a school in Xiagouhe Village. For this reason, Li Yu decided to personally give Xiagouhe Village the first Taiping Building. A plaque inscribed in primary school.

After hearing this, both Zhang Jiao and Wang Yue were extremely excited. It would be absolutely brilliant to have the Immortal Lord inscribe the inscription in person, so they were looking forward to it.

As soon as they looked forward to it, they couldn't help Li Yu because Li Yu's calligraphy was really ugly. Li Yu tentatively wrote the five characters "Taiping Primary School", but it turned out to be ugly. In fact, this one was quite good. I understand. After all, most people now use smart devices, and no one still writes with a pen.

A common phenomenon is that the first is that the handwriting is ugly, and the second is that the handwriting is forgotten!
So after Li Yu bought a set of calligraphy equipment and came back, after some practice, she was finally laughed at by a housekeeping aunt who was cleaning her: This calligraphy is very characterful!

To be honest, Li Yu pocketed the tip he was going to give to this aunt at that time, and even the host dared to lose it!
But this down-to-earth housekeeping aunt didn't know that the guy in front of her was a hypocritical guy. He said he wanted to speak freely, but in fact he just wanted to hear good things. He was so hypocritical.

Li Chaosheng practiced calligraphy for two days and gave up. If he really wrote an inscription for Taiping Primary School with his calligraphy skills, Li Yu doubted that he would lose face to his grandma's family, so he decided not to do such a shameful thing.

However, one must not forget the fact that he promised his subordinates to write an inscription for them, otherwise he would become a person who breaks his promise.

And at this time, Zhang Jiao came to report that he had sent out the invitations. He had invited all the poor fathers and sons and teaching teachers nearby who had looked down on them before and invited them but did not come. Let them see the momentum of Taiping Primary School!
Seeing Zhang Jiao like this, Li Yu wanted to say, "Actually, no need. Who wouldn't laugh out loud at my words!"

But seeing Zhang Jue's confident look, Li Yu said, okay, should I take care of this guy's thoughts a little bit? After all, when he went to invite people, this guy must have been rejected a lot, and now it's Holding back your energy, get ready for your big move!
However, Li Yu's calligraphy was really hard to come by. After thinking about it, Li Yu said to Zhang Jiao: "I heard from people that Wang Yue's calligraphy is very good. Why don't you let him inscribe a plaque?"

After hearing this, Zhang Jue didn't open his mouth, but Wang Yue refused directly: "Don't scare me, Immortal Lord. This Taiping Primary School is the place to provide talents for our Taiping Dao in the future. The more you are just a useless scholar, how can you have the courage to replace me?" , write an inscription for the Immortal Lord?"

"Besides, Yue often writes family letters for others. Many people recognize Yue's handwriting, so he can't be seen on the stage!"

"Therefore, I would also like to ask the Immortal Lord to write the inscription himself!"

Wang Yue held up his hands and looked like I couldn't do this. Zhang Jiao also persuaded him: "Please give me the immortal word!"

Li Yu said with a slight distress: "I'm actually not good at your human calligraphy, that's all. I'll just write one. If it's ugly, don't make fun of me!"

"I dare not wait!"

Zhang Jiao and Wang Yue immediately spoke, laughing at the Immortal Lord, "Oh my god, how brave do you have to be to do such a thing? Are you crazy?"
Li Yu looked at the two of them and felt quite helpless. However, after thinking about it, Li Yu came up with a way. Isn't it just to replace a plaque?You must be crazy to practice calligraphy even though you are a dignified immortal.

How can these mortals understand the world of the Immortal Lord? How can they understand what intelligence is, what computer fonts are, Microsoft Yahei, Song font, imitation Song Dynasty, official script, regular script, Laozi's calligraphy will shock you.

Thinking of this, Li Yu took out a piece of sportswear from the closet and put it on casually. Although Li Yu is now worth tens of millions and is a truly rich man, Li Yu still dresses casually and does not go out. The idea of ​​what upper circles fit into.

Li Yu now enjoys his life of wealth and freedom, and he is also very satisfied with his circle. If he can't fit into the so-called high-end social circle, Li Yu decides not to fit in. Why does he have to hang around in their shabby circles? , what’s so good about their circle?

Li Yu put on his clothes, turned around and got in the car, drove the car, and headed straight outside. This time he was looking for a printing factory. Soon the car drove to the business district. There were many printing factories nearby. Li Yu saw it as soon as he entered the door. An advertising company called Xintu Online.

Li Yu passed by, and a fat girl happened to come out. When she saw Li Yu, she smiled and said, "Hello, sir, do you need anything?"

Li Yu originally wanted to walk inside, but unexpectedly he was stopped by a store at the door. Li Yu looked at the other person and said: "I want to make a miniature version of the plaque, I don't know..."

The girl smiled slightly after hearing this and said, "Oh, our company has related services, please come in."

The girl came in, and then asked someone to pour water for Li Yu. Li Yu said that it was a small business, so there was no need to be so polite. The girl smiled and said: "It's a big business, and the person who comes is a guest, so you still have to take care of a glass of water."

After saying this, Li Yu took the disposable water cup and took a sip of water, and then the girl introduced him.

The girl's surname is Cao, and she is the manager of the company. Currently, this store mainly undertakes various signboards, plaques, printing, business cards, flyers, banners, etc. Of course, the regular business also includes ID card photocopying, which costs one yuan each!
Li Yu was not dissatisfied with this. After all, his business was very small. If he went to a big advertising company like that, he might not know what terrible things would happen, such as an arrogant and domineering person coming in and laughing at him. It's all possible. When the time comes, Li Yu will have to find a way to slap him in the face. How annoying!

Li Yu directly expressed her thoughts, and Ms. Cao was stunned and said with a smile: "Does Mr. do the kind of micro photography, the kind that uses very small pots and pans to cook?"

Li Yu smiled and said, "Yeah, almost."

The girl nodded and said, "I can do it. What is the specific size of the plaque?"

Li Yu thought for a moment that it shouldn't be too big, otherwise it wouldn't be able to hang, so he said, "Just 1.5 centimeters long and 0.6 centimeters wide."

After hearing this, the girl said: "It's so small, so the words you use can't be too big. Just make it feel normal."

"By the way, are there any requirements for this font?"

Li Yu was stunned for a moment, then said: "Yes, I need to imitate the seal script of the Han Dynasty. The more I think about it, the better."

"Seal script, I'm afraid it will take some effort!" The girl frowned slightly.

Li Yudao: "Money is not an issue. This character must be closest to the seal script of the Han Dynasty. My requirement is that if people of the Han Dynasty read it, they must also recognize it!"

The girl was stunned when she heard this, and then smiled and said: "That's no problem. There are so many slips of the Han Dynasty unearthed, and we can make their writing exactly the same. However, if it is really made into the seal script of the Han Dynasty, I'm afraid we need to spend more money. "

"No problem, I said, money is not an issue, I want the best!"

Li Yu emphasized again. The girl was stunned, then smiled and said: "Then do you want to add a little more master craftsmanship?"

Master craftsman?
Li Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Why do you call him a master craftsman?"

The girl smiled at this time and said: "That's right, our computer technology is very advanced now. We have a font download software, including a master's calligraphy, which is customized. If you need to customize the master's calligraphy, you need to spend extra money, and it doesn't cost. Cheap."

After hearing this, Li Yu said: "It's very expensive!"

"Well, it should cost 50 yuan a time, which is more expensive than getting a membership!"

Li Yu laughed when he heard this. He thought how much it would cost, so he nodded and said: "Add fifty. If it's good, you can add a hundred!" The girl laughed when she heard this: "This is not a black shop, it's all. The flat price is fifty, so adding another hundred won’t help!”

The girl opened the software directly on the computer, and entered the request into the dialog box, Han Dynasty seal script!Then I asked Li Yu what words he wanted to write!

Li Yu heard this and immediately said: "Li Family Primary School!"

After hearing this, the girl directly entered these five words into the dialog box, and soon rows of fonts were refreshed on the screen. They were all beautiful.

The girl said: "These are all the master's words. Take a look and pick one!"

Li Yu was browsing like this, and suddenly he was attracted by the five big characters with strong beard in front of him. These characters are beautiful, majestic, strong and powerful!

The girl took one look and smiled and said: "Yes, isn't this the word of Master Qi Gong? You have good eyesight!"

Qigong?

Li Yu was stunned for a moment and felt that the name was a bit familiar. Qi Gong. It seemed that he had heard this name somewhere. Master Qi Gong, that's what he was called.

Li Yu took out her cell phone and contracted it. Sure enough, she was right. There really is a master of Qi Gong, and he is a famous calligrapher. He has a lot of honors. He is the honorary chairman of the Holy Demon Calligraphy Association, created his own Qi Gong style, etc. He's a celebrity anyway.

Moreover, his calligraphy and paintings are very valuable. One of them even records that his calligraphy and paintings were sold at an auction house for over ten million yuan, which is a bit scary!
A piece of calligraphy and painting can sell for tens of millions. What kind of calligraphy and painting is this? This is simply turning on the money printing machine. If the money printing machine wants to print 1000 million, it will probably take a few days. Maybe someone has inspiration and can do it all at once. Just, it is a peerless painting!

Li Yu thought, looking at the fonts on the computer again, she felt that they were fresher and more refined than before, and the fonts were stronger and more powerful. It can be said that they are like iron paintings and silver hooks. After all, a single calligraphy and painting may cost tens of millions, and I downloaded it for 50 yuan and it was still worth it!

Thinking about it, Li Yu pointed to the calligraphy in front of him and said, "That's it!"

"Got it!"

The girl responded, and immediately spent 50 yuan to download the word. At this time, the girl asked: "Just make a horizontal plaque?"

Li Yu thought for a while and said: "All this money has been spent, so give me another couplet, so that it looks like a confrontation!"

"it is good."

After hearing this, the girl said: "Well, okay, what are the sizes?"

The couplet will be a little longer, and the dimensions given by Li Yu are: two centimeters by [-] centimeters.

After confirming the size, the girl nodded and said, "Well, all of this is fine. By the way, what should we use to make the plaque? Plastic, metal, or wood?"

Li Yu said without even thinking: "Wood."

"Well, what kind of wood should we use?" the girl asked again.

Li Yu was stunned and said: "Is there any difference?"

The girl smiled and said: "Of course, there is a big difference. Wooden plaques are divided into two categories, namely hardwood and softwood. Hardwood will be more expensive and softwood is cheaper, but hardwood can be stored for a long time, is corrosion-resistant, and the effect is better. , just like the ancient museum we saw, the wood used for the cards is all hardwood!"

"This includes peach wood, walnut wood, rosewood, ash, boxwood, and the better ones include huanghuali, golden nan, and rosewood!"

"As for softwood, the price is much cheaper. Of course, the storage time and texture are very different, including elm, pine, camphor, birch, oak, cherry wood, etc."

Looking at the girl Taotao, Li Yu knew that this must be a gunshot. The girl's professional knowledge was still very strong. Li Yu thought for a moment, and then said: "Use a small amount, choose well." Use wood, use rosewood!”

After hearing this, the girl said: "Then your cost is almost a thousand dollars less. This red sandalwood is very expensive. If you use other wood and contract the work and materials, it will probably be four to five hundred!"

Li Yu laughed when he heard this and said: "I can't afford this big piece of red sandalwood, but I can still afford this small piece. Let's just use red sandalwood."

After hearing this, the girl smiled and said: "Yes, you are indeed a big customer, so I will send the sample to the manufacturer today, and they will use laser engraving to add the words you want, and the things will be sent in the afternoon, you come Just take it!”

After hearing this, Li Yu nodded, and then the girl suddenly spoke again: "By the way, I almost forgot, what are you going to write in the couplet you mentioned?"

After hearing this, Li Yu said: "Can't you just search for one online?"

The girl heard the words and said: "This? He has outstanding courage, strong bones and strong will, and will not leave the regrets of Wujiang River. He is in his prime, and his heroic spirit is soaring. He should be the one who built the tripod!"

The girl pointed out one to Li Yu. She chose this sentence mainly because it had more words and better layout, otherwise it would be too short. But after Li Yu finished reading, a mouthful of boiled water that he had just drank in his mouth spurted out with a pop. He looked at the girl helplessly and said with a bitter smile: "This won't work, just this won't work!"

Good guy, in the Han Dynasty, a world dominated by the descendants of the Liu family, if you hang a plaque saying "The Regret of Wujiang River", are you ready to confiscate your family and exterminate your clan?
This is tantamount to clearly writing the rebellion on your face. It's so damn arrogant. Even during the Three Kingdoms period, few people dared to hang this plaque openly, right? Isn't this seeking death?
Li Yu thought about it and refused directly. The girl was a little surprised by Li Yu's reaction and said, "What's going on?"

Li Yu waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's just that this couplet is a bit too arrogant."

"Arrogant?"

"It's very arrogant. Ahem, it's not conducive to the safety of other people's lives."

Li Yu smiled bitterly, but the girl looked confused. What does this have to do with the safety of other people's lives? Could it be that writing this couplet and hitting people would hurt more?

Okay, I don’t understand. Thinking of this, the girl said: "Then you can choose another one."

Li Yu thought for a moment and said, "Then choose this sentence!"

(End of this chapter)