Three Kingdoms in a box

Chapter 169
Yan Liang took aim again and again, and found that the probability of hitting the Sky Eagle was very small. Even if he was using the strongest bow and arrow made from the materials given by the Immortal Lord, there was still no chance of hitting someone who was hiding at least [-] steps away. Fly against the sky.

This was simply out of range, and there was really no other way. Yan Liang turned back and glanced at Ma Yuanyi. The meaning was obvious, it's up to you, Ma Yuanyi, whether you can catch this big fish!

Ma Yuanyi saw Yan Liang's eyes and knew it was his turn to appear!

At this time, Putiandiao also winked at the river patrol cannon to confirm the position of the Panshan Dragon again, so that he could focus his fire for a while!
The river patrol gun got a look of confirmation, and then said to the straw man in the southeast corner: "Are you the Panshan Dragon?"

Hearing this, Ma Yuanyi replied calmly: "Yes, it's me. Why do you come to talk to me all the time? Is that old immortal eagle of yours dead? Or is he pinned down by the ladies on the bed?" Come on?"

After hearing this, the river patrol gun suddenly became furious and shouted: "Panshan Long, you don't know that your mother is about to die. You dare to humiliate my adoptive father at this time. You are really ungrateful. Please don't kneel down and beg for mercy." good!!"

"You want me to kneel down and beg for mercy, haha, I said Three Vajras, did you eat some daddy in your mouth?"

The river patrol gun was stunned when he heard this and said, "What do you mean?"

Ma Yuanyi immediately said: "I still don't understand what you mean. I mean your mouth smells bad. It's like eating shit. It's unbearable. I can smell the smell of scum on you from so far away!"

"you!"

After hearing this, the river patrol gun suddenly became furious, furious, and shouted in a vibrating voice: "You, how dare you insult me!"

"What's wrong with humiliating you? I humiliate you just to give you face. When I talk to your adopted father, you always come out to answer me. Who do you think you are? Are you on the same level as me? I don't know what to say. It's simply embarrassing. If you are wise and discerning, please quickly find your adoptive father Pu Tiandiao, otherwise you will make people laugh out loud!"

Ma Yuanyi spoke into the microphone. After hearing this, the river patrol gun was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

"Asshole, don't let me catch you, otherwise I will have to tear you apart and cut you into pieces to relieve the hatred in my heart!"

The river patrol cannon roared angrily. After hearing this, Ma Yuanyi laughed and said, "If you have the ability, come over and kill me. If you don't, don't brag!"

"I chopped you up!"

The river patrol cannon was furious, gnashing his teeth and cursing.

Ma Yuanyi listened to the angry sound of the river patrol cannon with a smile.

The main thing about scolding is a state of mind. If you have a good state of mind and you are scolding me, I will just give up. There is nothing anyone can do about it. But if the person being scolded takes it seriously and enters a certain state, the sense of substitution will be felt. If it comes up, it will come up in an instant, and it can make people angry!
The most important thing here is the issue of the sense of substitution. The person being scolded has a sense of substitution that is immediately filled up, and he will have the urge to kill the other person's whole family. At this time, a simple SB is as if his character has been insulted. , will jump up like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, and fight with people!

And if the sense of substitution is not that strong, then in ordinary days, I often hear people say, this SB, that SB, and I have never seen anyone directly go up and give the other party a big mouth. This means that the sense of substitution is not strong, and it is not at all Not taking it seriously!
However, the river patrolling gun usually lives in the village and no one dares to scold him like this, except for the Flying Eagle. After going out, he is one of the six bandits and is regarded as an ancestor. When has he ever heard of such a thing? There were so many dirty words, so I was really furious at this moment, wishing I could kill this poisonous Panshan Dragon alive!

Judging from the reaction of the river patrol cannon, Ma Yuanyi knew that this guy was getting excited, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Since you are so conceited, I will give you a harder time.

Thinking of this, Ma Yuanyi said directly: "River Patrol Cannon, I once heard someone say that you worshiped Pu Tian Diao as your adoptive father. Is this the case?"

The river patrol gun heard this and shouted: "Yes, what do you want to say?"

Hearing this, Ma Yuanyi said: "What do I want to say? I want to drown you in a cesspool for your parents. Did your parents raise you just to be someone else's son? What is your original name? Did it come early? I just forgot, River Patrol Cannon, you don’t even dare to use the name left to you by your ancestors, how can you have the face to talk about other things, you are a bitch who has forgotten your ancestors, how can you have the face to stand here and bark at me. , go back quickly and ask your father to come and answer the question! You are a slave with the second surname!"

"You, I am your ancestor, Panshanlong, you bastard, you..."

The river patrol gun was going crazy at this time. Why was the other person's mouth so venomous? He even said Dian Wangzu, a slave with the second surname. Every word he said was poking at his lungs, and he was about to explode!

The river patrol gun wanted to curse back, but found that his curse words were really lacking. At this time, he turned around and hoped that Pu Tiandiao would come to help him, or directly let the Pili Chao blast the bastard.

But he didn't wait for anything. At this time, Erlu, who was in charge of the Pili Chariot, said: "Master Diao, the sun is out where they are standing, and it's so dazzling that I can't see clearly. I'm afraid I won't be able to aim accurately!"

Hearing this, Mrs. Guo frowned and said to Erlu, "Can you do this?"

Erlu said with a bitter face: "Wait a minute, Mr. Diao, wait a minute, I need time, give me a little more time, I will correct my position!"

Mrs. Guo looked ahead anxiously at this time, and saw that the river patrol cannon could no longer stand Ma Yuanyi's poisonous tongue.

At this moment, Ma Yuanyi shouted: "River patrol gun, what are you looking at behind? Are you trying to find your cheap father? It's so shameless. You forget your ancestors. You are a slave with a second surname. You are a shameless bitch." You are just like a mangy dog. You bark at all times, but once you are beaten, you immediately go to your cheap father and ask him to avenge you. There is no such cheap thing in this world."

"I thought you were an upright eight-foot man, but I never thought you were a bastard who was unfaithful, unjust, unfilial and did not recognize his ancestors. Now you dare to stand here and talk to me. You are really shameless. I, Panshan Long, I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you in my life!”

"I'm sorry, talking about people is a bit insulting. You are worthy of calling people!" Ma Yuanyi was full of fire. It was really not an ordinary party. He scolded the river patrol gun and almost burst into tears. It was so frustrating. , It was so frustrating. He had never encountered such unbearable humiliation in his life. He was so overwhelmed.

At this time, the river patrol gun's eyes were red, and now there was only one thought left in his mind, and that was to kill, kill all these bastards, kill everyone in front of them who could speak and breathe. Only in this way, Only then could he vent his depressed emotions about his whereabouts.

And here Ma Yuanyi seemed to have unlocked some incredible skills. With the help of some guidance from the Immortal Lord, he found that he had unlocked a mysterious function. He was so poisonous that he could strangle himself alive. This was still The lively and kind-hearted outstanding young boy that I am?

Is this still the lovable Deputy Battalion Commander Ma who is eloquent, has excellent diplomatic skills?
Ma Yuanyi's insult at this time may seem ordinary to modern people, but in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, an era when reputation was very important, such an insult was simply sharper than a knife. For example, the arrogant Wang Lang was said by Zhuge Villager: I have never seen such a shameless person. He broke his guard with just one sentence, followed by cerebral blood pressure, cerebral infarction, and sudden death from the old man.

Therefore, these insulting words from Ma Yuanyi are simply sharper than knives. Not to mention the river patrol guns and the minions from Bijiashan below, even the soldiers of the Houyong Army felt uncomfortable. If they were scolding themselves, they would all I wish I could tear that mouth alive!
At the same time, all the soldiers of the Hou Yong Army secretly swore in their hearts that if they could, they would never make Ma Yuanyi angry, otherwise the consequences would be unpredictable. If they cursed like this, they would have to kill others. Either they would chop Ma Yuanyi, or they would be chopped by Ma Yuanyi. I can't stand it at all! How can a man endure such humiliation?

At this time, the biggest psychological impact was on the river patrol cannon below. He has lived for more than 20 years and has never been scolded like this. It can really make people cry. It is so miserable. At this moment, the river patrol cannon feels like his head is spinning. His heart was buzzing. If he were to be released at this time, he would definitely tear the enemy in front of him into dried meat before he would give up. No matter who the enemy was!

Such a shame and humiliation, only blood can calm the anger, kill!

The river patrol gunner felt that he really couldn't bear it anymore. He waved his hand and was about to lead his infantry to charge violently. But at this moment, Diao Guotai suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute!"

Hearing the sound, the river patrol gun turned around and looked at Mrs. Guo with a look of grievance. It was really like: Foster father, please let the child be killed. Even if he died in battle, it would be better than suffering such humiliation now!
It has to be said that Sima Zhongda is very awesome. When he fought with Zhuge Liang, he relied on the strong national power of the Wei State and decided to kill Zhuge Liang and not fight Zhuge Liang to the death.

Zhuge Liang then used a trick to force Sima Yi out.

So he sent a woman's clothes to Sima Yi. The meaning was obvious, that is, he was openly mocking Sima Yi: "Sima Yi, you are just a big bitch!"

Such humiliation was so humiliating that all the generals of the Wei State couldn't bear it. However, Sima Yi smiled slightly and said, "Come on, put some clothes on for me and see if I am a beautiful woman!"

This immediately silenced the generals.

No matter how clever Zhuge Liang is, there is nothing he can do. If they don't come out, they will waste the country's power with you. There are nine states in the world, and the seven states are in the hands of the Wei state. You, Zhuge Liang, only have Shu in your hands. How can you settle in a corner of the country? The merits of greed!

Sima Yi was eaten alive by Sima Yi, and then Sima Yi shouted out the sentence when he was happy: "The whole army attacks, go straight to Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled chariot!"

Now this river patrol gunman is not a person who can bear humiliation. When he said this, his eyes were red, and he looked at the flying eagle: "Father, let the child charge and fight!"

Pu Tiandiao was an old man, and he shook his head when he saw this. This third child is good at everything, but he is young and energetic. He cannot bear humiliation or a few scoldings. If he charges at this time, the casualties will definitely be huge. In the new year, it is not easy to save some wealth, but we can't let this kid live in trouble for me.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Guo shook her head. Think about it, the third child still lacks exercise and can't stand some insults. People who can really interfere with big things, even if they are scolded like a dog, must be as stable as Mount Tai, not angry or impulsive, and always take the overall situation into account. Take it seriously, this is what a truly strong person should do!

Think about it, he threw himself on the sky and said: "How about two donkeys?"

"It's about to be done, Mr. Diao, please let Three King Kongs hold on for a while! You must stabilize the Panshan Dragon and don't let him move around. If you change places, you have to aim again!"

After hearing this, Mrs. Guo's mouth twitched slightly. The power of this thunderbolt car was true, but aiming was too troublesome. If you want to hit it with one shot, you must go through strict calculations, otherwise it will definitely not be completed.

But the river patrol cannon?
Mrs. Guo looked at the river patrol cannon and shook her head. If this kid was scolded a few more times, he would be scolded to death by this Panshanlong!
Thinking of this, Mrs. Guo said: "It seems I have to come forward in person!"

However, he did not act impulsively, but calculated the distance. At present, the distance of 150 steps for an ordinary hard bow on the battlefield, and [-] steps should be safe. However, for the sake of past emergencies, [-] steps is the minimum, and you must not go beyond this position.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Guo stood up, rode her horse and walked forward slowly.

"This old guy finally moved in!"

Thinking of this, Yan Liang held a bow and arrow, bent the bow and nocked the arrow. However, he was not in a hurry to shoot the arrow. The reason was that the old guy had not reached the position where he must hit. Without a one-shot kill, he had to wait for the opponent's The Thunderbolt car opened fire first.

The thunderbolt bullet is a variable. You must not fall within the opponent's range, otherwise you will definitely fall into the passive position. So when the opponent shoots out the thunderbolt bullet, there will be a buffer period of at least a few minutes. At this time, you will Even if the position is exposed, the other party will not have many ways to deal with him!

Thinking of this, Yan Liang bent his bow and nocked an arrow, opened his eyes, and aimed at the approaching Sky Eagle. However, this guy started walking forward little by little from 180 steps, and when he reached [-] steps, he stopped moving at all. .

Yan Liang frowned immediately. 180 steps was not within the shooting range. He could barely shoot at 120 steps, but 180 steps was far beyond the range of his bow and arrow!
Thinking of this, Yan Liang loosened his bowstring, frowned tightly, and cursed secretly: "Old fox! You are very thief."

At this time, Putian Diao Guo Tai stood there, looked around, raised his head, narrowed his eyes slightly and shouted to the village: "I am Pu Tian Diao Guo Tai, Panshan Long, were you looking for me just now?"

After hearing this, Ma Yuanyi pondered for a moment and said: "Haha, you are just a swaggering eagle, hiding your head and shrinking your tail. I thought you wouldn't come out!"

Hearing this, the river patrol gun and Ma Zuriri who were not far away were furious. They dared to call themselves foster fathers. This old guy really didn't take me Beacon Mountain seriously. Just wait. If I were to capture this place today, Jitoushan is the kind of place where no men or women are left behind!
(End of this chapter)