Three Kingdoms in a box
Chapter 61 This is an arsenal!
Chapter 61 This is an arsenal!
"Thank you Xianzun!"
Hearing that Li Yuhui would intervene, Zhang Jiao felt a big stone fall in his heart and he breathed a long sigh of relief. It might not be easy if they only rely on them to solve this matter!
Seeing Zhang Jiao like this, Li Yu also said: "However, although I can take action, I mainly rely on you and the Taoist soldiers who protect you. The enemies in the future will be much more powerful than the bandits in Jitoushan. If you... If you don't get exercise, even if I help you once, I won't be able to help you twice, do you understand?"
After hearing this, Zhang Jiao immediately said: "Yes, Immortal Lord, my disciple understands."
Li Yu nodded lightly, then ignored Zhang Jiao and others, stood up, and looked at the slightly sick tiger. Li Yu found that the little tiger seemed to be sick recently and was always sick. When he was free, he Get some medicine for this little guy.
Thinking about it, Li Yu went out. The purpose of this trip was very clear, which was to get some equipment for the little people to deal with the attack of the giant bandit in Jitou Mountain, the Panshan Dragon.
But Li Yu was a little worried about giving him some equipment. After thinking about it, Li Yu decided to go to the small shop in the village to have a look.
This thing is like having no inspiration for writing a book. Don't worry, go out and take a look, you might be surprised by unexpected things.
After leaving the door, Li Yu walked along the country road towards the small shop.
In rural areas, there is usually a small shop, which is a small supermarket, in every village. The supermarket in the town is very large and has a full range of goods. However, if you usually need a bottle of soy sauce for cooking, you can't ride an electric bike and go to the town to buy soy sauce.
Therefore, some small supermarkets opened at home have emerged, which are also small shops in villages. These kind of places attract two kinds of people, one is children, and the other is people who like to play poker and mahjong.
Li Yu walked forward along the road, and suddenly saw several children running wildly in front of him. The leading child was holding a stick of incense in his hand, so he groped from his trouser pocket as he ran, and soon he took out a stick of incense. Root fireworks.
He lit it and threw it into the crowd, causing the children to scream. The children behind them shouted: "Give me one, give me one!"
"No, I don't have much left. I'm going to blow up the toilet soon!"
After hearing this, a group of children were very happy and clamored to go see it. Li Yu also laughed. He had his own childhood memories. He was also naughty when he was a child. He bought this kind of cracker. If he couldn't get enough of it, he would find some cans. Ah, or the egg shells are buckled, and then the cannon explodes, sending these things flying.
and many more!
A flash of light flashed directly through Li Yu's mind, and Li Yu's eyes lit up. Little man, draw a cannon. With the power of a draw cannon, if it were placed in the Lilliputian country, wouldn't this be a proper bomb?
Dimensionality reduction strike, this is definitely a dimensionality reduction strike. Firearms were used during the Three Kingdoms period. Is this considered cheating?Of course, his very existence is cheating!
Li Yu walked over after thinking about it, stopped a few children and asked, "Children, uncle wants to ask you something?"
When the child heard this, he looked at Li Yu and said, "What's going on?"
"Where did you buy this cannon?"
Hearing this, the child pointed to a small shop not far away and said, "I bought it from a small shop."
"Oh, okay, thank you."
The child nodded, then waved to the child behind him: "Quickly, come with me to blow up the bunker!"
Li Yu laughed after hearing this. This bunker was most likely a latrine.
Li Yu thought and went directly to the small shop. When the shop owner saw Li Yu coming, he asked, "Buying cigarettes?"
"No, I want to buy some cannons." "For the kids?"
Li Yu thought for a while and said, "Well, buy it for the villain."
When the boss heard this, he didn't think much about it. The child, sometimes called a little man by the villagers, asked: "What should I buy? I don't have much left. They are all left over from the New Year."
Li Yudao: "What's there?"
The boss fumbled and took out a red bag from under a pile of spicy strips. When he opened it, he saw that there were quite a lot of varieties, but they were roughly divided into a few categories. One type was the squid type, and the other type was the flower type. What are they called tops? There are also the very common two-hundred-ring small whip, two flying monkeys, and several boxes of big goldfish brand throwing cannons!
"How much?"
The boss looked at Li Yu and asked. Li Yu looked at the children's firecrackers in front of him, and his eyes lit up instantly. These are not children's toys. To Li Yu, this is an arsenal. Take out any one here and put it in the box. To the little people, it’s a weapon of mass destruction!
"Okay, I'll give you 100 yuan after returning the bag to the pile."
The boss is also an open-minded person. Li Yu is worth every penny. What the boss sells are children's firecrackers, but what Li Yu buys is indeed a powerful arsenal!
After paying the money, Li Yu took the arsenal in a big red plastic bag in his hand, bought a bottle of Coca-Cola in a can, and walked home while drinking.
The mood is very good, it is time to show the power of black gunpowder to the little people in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
Li Yu thought and took a sip of ice coke. It tasted really good.
"I'll beat you little bastard to death, I'll beat you little bastard to death!"
"Wow~"
On the way, Li Yu suddenly saw a middle-aged man with an angry face, kicking a poor child desperately. Li Yu looked and recognized that it was the child who kindly advised him to buy a cannon.
Li Yu was stunned, how could he be beaten so quickly?
What kind of treasonous thing did you do?Exploding the pit?
Li Yu stepped forward and stopped the child for the sake of showing him the way: "Third brother, this child is still young, don't break it!"
"Oh, Li Yu, don't worry about it. I have to kill this little brat now."
"What's going on, third brother, it's not serious."
Li Yu persuaded, and at this time the child also said: "Dad, you don't keep your words. Today you told me the story of Washington and the cherry tree. You said that Washington cut down the cherry tree at the door, and told his father honestly that his father not only You didn't beat him, and you even rewarded him. You said you wouldn't let me lie to you. Just now I threw two cannons into the pit. You asked me, and I told the truth. Why are you still beating me with all your life? Words don’t count, woo woo…”
After hearing this, Li Yu could see with the naked eye that the child's father's face darkened, and then he beat him harder. Seeing this, Li Yu said: "Third brother, don't, the child is right, Washington cut down the tree to tell the truth. It’s okay, this kid is naughty, he’s not naughty, and he’s not lying.”
At this time, a man was heard shouting angrily: "What do you know? When Washington cut down the tree, his father didn't climb the tree anymore!"
"Huh? You disturbed the restroom just now. You can continue."
Li Yu said goodbye and ran home quickly. He couldn't hold back his laughter right after, because the naughty child was beaten lightly.
After laughing enough, Li Yu came to the box and saw that the three Zhang Jiao brothers had arrived at the military camp, where the soldiers were desperately training their marksmanship. Li Yu contacted Zhang Jiao: "Zhang Jiao, I will give you something good. !”
(End of this chapter)
"Thank you Xianzun!"
Hearing that Li Yuhui would intervene, Zhang Jiao felt a big stone fall in his heart and he breathed a long sigh of relief. It might not be easy if they only rely on them to solve this matter!
Seeing Zhang Jiao like this, Li Yu also said: "However, although I can take action, I mainly rely on you and the Taoist soldiers who protect you. The enemies in the future will be much more powerful than the bandits in Jitoushan. If you... If you don't get exercise, even if I help you once, I won't be able to help you twice, do you understand?"
After hearing this, Zhang Jiao immediately said: "Yes, Immortal Lord, my disciple understands."
Li Yu nodded lightly, then ignored Zhang Jiao and others, stood up, and looked at the slightly sick tiger. Li Yu found that the little tiger seemed to be sick recently and was always sick. When he was free, he Get some medicine for this little guy.
Thinking about it, Li Yu went out. The purpose of this trip was very clear, which was to get some equipment for the little people to deal with the attack of the giant bandit in Jitou Mountain, the Panshan Dragon.
But Li Yu was a little worried about giving him some equipment. After thinking about it, Li Yu decided to go to the small shop in the village to have a look.
This thing is like having no inspiration for writing a book. Don't worry, go out and take a look, you might be surprised by unexpected things.
After leaving the door, Li Yu walked along the country road towards the small shop.
In rural areas, there is usually a small shop, which is a small supermarket, in every village. The supermarket in the town is very large and has a full range of goods. However, if you usually need a bottle of soy sauce for cooking, you can't ride an electric bike and go to the town to buy soy sauce.
Therefore, some small supermarkets opened at home have emerged, which are also small shops in villages. These kind of places attract two kinds of people, one is children, and the other is people who like to play poker and mahjong.
Li Yu walked forward along the road, and suddenly saw several children running wildly in front of him. The leading child was holding a stick of incense in his hand, so he groped from his trouser pocket as he ran, and soon he took out a stick of incense. Root fireworks.
He lit it and threw it into the crowd, causing the children to scream. The children behind them shouted: "Give me one, give me one!"
"No, I don't have much left. I'm going to blow up the toilet soon!"
After hearing this, a group of children were very happy and clamored to go see it. Li Yu also laughed. He had his own childhood memories. He was also naughty when he was a child. He bought this kind of cracker. If he couldn't get enough of it, he would find some cans. Ah, or the egg shells are buckled, and then the cannon explodes, sending these things flying.
and many more!
A flash of light flashed directly through Li Yu's mind, and Li Yu's eyes lit up. Little man, draw a cannon. With the power of a draw cannon, if it were placed in the Lilliputian country, wouldn't this be a proper bomb?
Dimensionality reduction strike, this is definitely a dimensionality reduction strike. Firearms were used during the Three Kingdoms period. Is this considered cheating?Of course, his very existence is cheating!
Li Yu walked over after thinking about it, stopped a few children and asked, "Children, uncle wants to ask you something?"
When the child heard this, he looked at Li Yu and said, "What's going on?"
"Where did you buy this cannon?"
Hearing this, the child pointed to a small shop not far away and said, "I bought it from a small shop."
"Oh, okay, thank you."
The child nodded, then waved to the child behind him: "Quickly, come with me to blow up the bunker!"
Li Yu laughed after hearing this. This bunker was most likely a latrine.
Li Yu thought and went directly to the small shop. When the shop owner saw Li Yu coming, he asked, "Buying cigarettes?"
"No, I want to buy some cannons." "For the kids?"
Li Yu thought for a while and said, "Well, buy it for the villain."
When the boss heard this, he didn't think much about it. The child, sometimes called a little man by the villagers, asked: "What should I buy? I don't have much left. They are all left over from the New Year."
Li Yudao: "What's there?"
The boss fumbled and took out a red bag from under a pile of spicy strips. When he opened it, he saw that there were quite a lot of varieties, but they were roughly divided into a few categories. One type was the squid type, and the other type was the flower type. What are they called tops? There are also the very common two-hundred-ring small whip, two flying monkeys, and several boxes of big goldfish brand throwing cannons!
"How much?"
The boss looked at Li Yu and asked. Li Yu looked at the children's firecrackers in front of him, and his eyes lit up instantly. These are not children's toys. To Li Yu, this is an arsenal. Take out any one here and put it in the box. To the little people, it’s a weapon of mass destruction!
"Okay, I'll give you 100 yuan after returning the bag to the pile."
The boss is also an open-minded person. Li Yu is worth every penny. What the boss sells are children's firecrackers, but what Li Yu buys is indeed a powerful arsenal!
After paying the money, Li Yu took the arsenal in a big red plastic bag in his hand, bought a bottle of Coca-Cola in a can, and walked home while drinking.
The mood is very good, it is time to show the power of black gunpowder to the little people in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
Li Yu thought and took a sip of ice coke. It tasted really good.
"I'll beat you little bastard to death, I'll beat you little bastard to death!"
"Wow~"
On the way, Li Yu suddenly saw a middle-aged man with an angry face, kicking a poor child desperately. Li Yu looked and recognized that it was the child who kindly advised him to buy a cannon.
Li Yu was stunned, how could he be beaten so quickly?
What kind of treasonous thing did you do?Exploding the pit?
Li Yu stepped forward and stopped the child for the sake of showing him the way: "Third brother, this child is still young, don't break it!"
"Oh, Li Yu, don't worry about it. I have to kill this little brat now."
"What's going on, third brother, it's not serious."
Li Yu persuaded, and at this time the child also said: "Dad, you don't keep your words. Today you told me the story of Washington and the cherry tree. You said that Washington cut down the cherry tree at the door, and told his father honestly that his father not only You didn't beat him, and you even rewarded him. You said you wouldn't let me lie to you. Just now I threw two cannons into the pit. You asked me, and I told the truth. Why are you still beating me with all your life? Words don’t count, woo woo…”
After hearing this, Li Yu could see with the naked eye that the child's father's face darkened, and then he beat him harder. Seeing this, Li Yu said: "Third brother, don't, the child is right, Washington cut down the tree to tell the truth. It’s okay, this kid is naughty, he’s not naughty, and he’s not lying.”
At this time, a man was heard shouting angrily: "What do you know? When Washington cut down the tree, his father didn't climb the tree anymore!"
"Huh? You disturbed the restroom just now. You can continue."
Li Yu said goodbye and ran home quickly. He couldn't hold back his laughter right after, because the naughty child was beaten lightly.
After laughing enough, Li Yu came to the box and saw that the three Zhang Jiao brothers had arrived at the military camp, where the soldiers were desperately training their marksmanship. Li Yu contacted Zhang Jiao: "Zhang Jiao, I will give you something good. !”
(End of this chapter)
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