Extreme madness

The two skills of flattering and land scraping can be said to be the necessary skills for an official.There is no doubt that no matter whether it is in the sky or the earth, it is the same.However, how to flatter one's ass well is a matter of great learning.This kind of knowledge is enough to set up a course in a university, which belongs to many departments.

Some people can succeed in taking the position by flattering, but some people pat on the horse's legs.For example, some flattery is disgusting, just like the jokes in the previous life, why is it so young to be the grandson of the leader, so promising, or, the leader, you are so busy, you still come to the toilet yourself!

Undoubtedly, Li Changgeng is a master of this way.

The flattery of the non-famous fan Li Changgeng is neither salty nor bland, which makes people feel high, but does he have the sweet and disgusting feeling like eating honey?The capacity for drinking is the capacity for drinking. Your Majesty's capacity for drinking is like the sea, and the capacity for drinking is like the sea.This point is very tactful, but Haotian is very useful.

Li Changgeng has been in the Heavenly Court for so many years, and has faintly become the head of the courtiers in the Heavenly Court. Although this is inseparable from Haotian's promotion, it is also inseparable from the role he himself plays.After all, behind a successful emperor, someone always needs someone to play the role of clown, otherwise, how can he show the brilliance of Haotian.

However, some people have a lot of sighs about Haotian's strength.Today's celebration banquet caused some people's dissatisfaction. After all, the heavenly king Li Jing and the four heavenly kings of the heavenly court were all imprisoned in the judicial department, but Haotian held a grand celebration banquet for the monkey here, which made everyone in the heavenly court Some old people are a little dissatisfied in their hearts.

The Barefoot Immortal is one of them. After all, the relationship between the Barefoot Immortal and Li Jing is pretty good.

Looking at Li Changgeng with cold eyes, the barefoot immortal's chubby body trembled twice, and said in a condensed voice: "Jin Xing, if you are so careless about flattering His Majesty, I'm afraid the whole heaven will not find another one!" With a snort, the barefooted immortal looked at Li Changgeng with disdain.Li Changgeng could only laugh a few times in embarrassment, then raised his wine glass and said, "Drink wins, drink wins!"

However, the extremely resentful words of the Barefoot Immortal made Haotian feel very uncomfortable, but he couldn't say anything.The meaning of the Barefoot Immortal is obvious, that is, Li Changgeng is lying and flattering, and the deep meaning is naturally that Haotian is a king and has no strength, which is absolutely unacceptable to Haotian.

There are not many children in this world who dare to say that the emperor has no clothes, but Barefoot Daxian is one of them.

The heart secretly cooled down, and Haotian's mind became more and more gloomy.Looking at the six-eared macaque surrounded by everyone, it seems that everyone has gradually accepted this monkey.Even Nezha was surrounded by quite a few people.Among them are the five elders of the five parties, the emperor of the three officials, the gods of the four directions, and the four marshals of Ma Zhao Wenguan. Naturally, there are also people like Jiang Ziya and Wen Zhong.

Squinting his eyes, Haotian was very satisfied with his arrangement, and the military figures in Tianting still recognized the status of the monkey marshal.This is very beneficial to Haotian's system of controlling the heaven in the future.

The concubine of Yaochi next to her seemed to see Haotian's thoughts, she took a shallow sip of the jasper nectar, and couldn't stop the smile on her face.And in this celebration banquet, there was only one military figure who didn't seem to take this monkey seriously.The man was dressed in silver armor and was extremely handsome. The silver purple gold crown on his head trembled slightly, showing majesty without anger.

Haotian looked at that person for a long time, and he couldn't help feeling some resentment in his heart. This person aroused Haotian's anger many years ago.When the Heavenly Court was established, her younger sister Yunhua Fairy Yaoji had a private love for mortals, and took advantage of the opportunity of capturing the three-headed dragons in the lower realm to marry Yang Tianyou and gave birth to three brothers and sisters of the Yang family.

In the end, things got serious, and Haotian had no choice but to suppress his sister Yaoji under Taoshan.Not to mention the family ugliness, Haotian loves his sister very much, but he is forced to do this.It's all the man's fault.That's right, this person is none other than Tianpeng, the Generalissimo in charge of Tianhe soldiers and horses in Tianting.

Back then, Tianpeng broke the news about Haotian's family scandal at the Dachao meeting, forcing Haotian to take action to suppress his sister.Now at the celebration banquet, he showed a bitter face again, as if he didn't have much awe for the six-eared macaque.Originally, Haotian had forgotten some things, but Tianpeng's attitude today once again brought out the darkness and dissatisfaction hidden in Haotian's heart.

But Tianpeng is also a poor person.Before the conferment of the gods, there was a shortage of generals in the heavenly court. Tianpeng can be said to be the pillar of the entire heavenly court, in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in Tianhe.The status is almost the same as that of the monkey now, because at that time the Heavenly Court was extremely weak, with only one hundred thousand Heavenly Courts.

In addition, Tianpeng is a disciple of the sage Tongtian, although he is not the most powerful, he is still a disciple of the sage.Still a direct disciple.The previous Li Jing took away all his glory and status in the heavenly court, which already made him depressed. You must know that Li Jing would respectfully address Tianpeng as uncle when he saw Tianpeng now.

But it was that guy who actually took his job.This made him extremely dull, and he didn't take a step out of Tianhe for a while.

Now that Li Jing is in trouble, Tianpeng is happy in his heart, thinking that he finally has a chance to stand out.Today's Heavenly Court is not what it used to be, and the soldiers and horses of the three realms of Heavenly Court are regained control. Apart from Li Jing, that is to say, it is none other than himself.Unexpectedly, it was still empty joy in the end.Make wedding dresses for others.

No one can understand Tianpeng's current mood, hoping that his wish will be ruthlessly broken.So looking at that magnificent monkey, Tianpeng had many, many dark emotions in his heart.Sitting in silence, drinking non-stop, drinking.Until even he himself started to get a little confused.

In fact, Tianpeng didn't know that his misery was all caused by Haotian's secrets he revealed.Or to be more precise, it was because of Chen Yuyang's calculations.Journey to the West, without this Wuneng pig, I am afraid that there will be a lot less fun.He is destined to be the one chosen by heaven, so he will naturally go through some hardships.

Tianpeng didn't know at the moment that Haotian was staring at him mercilessly with a pair of cold eyes.

I don't know how long it took, and a majestic voice came from Tianpeng's ear: "Marshal Tianpeng, Marshal Tianpeng!!"

Tianpeng was furious, he didn't know who interrupted his interest in drinking so boldly, angrily said: "Who is calling me, who is calling me!"

At this moment, everyone in the Heavenly Court looked at this outdated marshal as if they were looking at a monster, wishing to drag this guy away immediately and throw him into the Tianhe River to drown him.However, the person who made the sound looked at Tianpeng with a smile on his face, and after an unknown amount of time, he put down the Nine Dragon Gold Cup in his hand, and said, "It is I who is calling you!"