Extreme madness

In the Peach Garden in Yaochi Fairyland, the concubine of Yaochi was looking at her own peach with a satisfied smile in her heart.The flat peach is between heaven and earth, apart from the fruit of life, it is another well-known spiritual fruit of heaven and earth. It blooms every 3000 years and bears fruit every 3000 years, and every 3000 years in Heaven, there will be a grand peach festival.

The Pantao Festival, not to mention its political significance, can be regarded as an extremely grand banquet for immortals. Almost all famous immortals will participate in it, which is also a symbol of status.

Behind Yao Chi's concubine, Haotian Datianzun was lazily sitting on the Jiulong stone table in the peach garden, sipping jade liquid and fine nectar, eating the largest flat peach, deeply relaxing his nervous mood, and stretched Lazy, chewing the fragrance from the corner of his mouth, he said with a smile: "Yaochi, your jade liquid fine nectar is really not greasy! Pair it with this flat peach, it will have a special taste!"

"As long as your majesty likes it, your majesty is tired of sorting out the affairs of the Three Realms. As a concubine, Yao Chi must always do his best for the Three Realms!" Yao Chi said with a chuckle.These words inevitably meant flattering, but speaking from Yaochi's status, it was naturally a compliment to her husband's family.

But Haotian shook his hand, sighed and said: "Yao Chi, don't you mention the Three Realms today?" He slowly got up and said in a dull voice again: "I was also blinded by the name of the Supreme Three Realms back then. Uncle Qingyang is right. The position of emperor is a golden shackle. Once you sit on it, you will never be able to break free. Now I am just a prisoner in this golden cage. How can my life now be compared to being with my teacher back then? Be comfortable!"

Haotian pinched his bitter brows, paused for a while, and looked much older all of a sudden.

Yaochi gently came to Haotian's side, and said with a smile: "But that monkey also caused trouble for you?"

"Well, Yao Chi, you said that they are both the four great spirit monkeys. Why is the marshal of the six-eared macaque so far from the plague-stricken monkey? Look at the marshal of the six-eared macaque. He is humble and polite, if he is not a monkey, then I really think he is a gentleman as gentle as jade. And look at Monkey King, he is just a naughty!" Haotian complained.

Since Sun Wukong was recruited to Tianting, Sun Wukong has not stopped. He started to raise the war horses of Tianting like fat pigs in front of Bi Mawen, and he couldn't run.Later, I heard that Bi Mawen was a horse breeder. In a rage, the monkey went to the lower world. Haotian had no choice but to canonize him as the Monkey King again.

On the Heavenly Court, the mansion of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven is second only to Erlang God's Zhenjun Temple and the Six-Eared Macaque's Marshal's Mansion, but he is a monkey who causes troubles all day long, and almost every day, immortals will sue him in front of him.Forget it, this monkey actually doesn't know what to do, and wanders around in his fairyland, which is simply out of place.Had it not been for the double face of Qingyang Island and Zhunti West, Haotian would have killed him long ago.

Listening to Haotian's complaints, Yao Chi couldn't help smiling and said: "Maybe this is the teacher's school! How many characters are there that Master Uncle Qingyang taught? Don't talk about Little Tiantian Zun, even the three generations of Qingyang Island Disciple, that is a handsome man who is humble and polite, in line with the way of heaven, as for the Monkey King..."

"Hey!~~~ Haotian sighed bitterly again, changed the topic and said: "Yaochi, the Pantao Conference held every 3000 years is about to start, have you invited all the people who should be invited? "

Yao Chi chuckled, took out a list from his sleeve, and said: "Your Majesty, please consider it!"

Haotian was also polite, took the list, and looked through it. There are indeed many people in it. First of all, the names of saints are on the top. Sanqing is naturally indispensable, and then the two Western leaders, the Queen of the Palace of Wa, the Empress of Nuwa, Wuzhuangguan Town Yuanzi Hongyun Saint, Penglai Island Monster Emperor Jun, and Donghuang Taiyi are also listed here.As for Qingyang Island, Qingyang Taoist, Little Tiantian, and the names of the top ten demon kings are also impressively listed.

Below are some famous loose immortals in the world, such as the East Prince of the East China Sea, who is known as the head of male immortals.

Afterwards, there were some figures from heaven, Jiedi of the Five Directions, Emperors of the Five Sacred Mountains, the Big Dipper, the Eight Immortals of the Upper Cave, and loose immortals such as the Barefoot Immortal.But the only thing that made Haotian a little puzzled was that among the last few names, there was actually a character named Baiguo Daxian.

"Who is this Immortal Baiguo?" Haotian asked, after all, Immortal Baiguo is not well-known in the fairy world.

Yaochi smiled and said: "Great Immortal Baiguo is a meritorious true immortal who has just been promoted to the position of immortal, and can be regarded as a representative of the upper immortals in the human world. Although he is not well-known, he still needs to appease the people who came from the human world!"

Haotian nodded, closed the list and said, "Just do what you want!"

But at this moment, Yao Chi suddenly became suspicious, and said: "Your Majesty, although the Great Sage Equaling Heaven does not work in the Heavenly Court, he is still a high-ranking figure in the Heavenly Court. Do you want to send him an invitation letter for the Pantao Festival?"

Haotian immediately said helplessly: "Let's forget it! When this monkey sees such things as flat peaches, I'm afraid that he will live in the flat peach garden from now on and won't go out. When the time comes, your hard-working flat peaches will change in three to five days. I've become the stuff of that monkey's belly, I think it's better for me not to cause trouble!"

Yaochi laughed badly again and said: "That's fine, I'm afraid that the monkey will find out by then and won't have sex with you!"

"Bastard!" Haotian's face darkened, and he said: "I am the supreme being of the Three Realms, even if his master has to be polite in front of me, this monkey, if he dares to mess around, don't blame me for not giving Qingyang a way." Zunhe Zhun mentions the saint's face. Even if the teacher comes forward, it's hard to say anything about me!"

"Okay, since you've made your decision, that's it! The concubine should make some preparations and let the seven fairies come to pick the flat peaches. The flat peach festival is held every 3000 years. It's been a tradition for many years. Although it's not as good as the Daleiyin Temple The Meng Lan Basin Puja, but it should be more grand, and you can't lose face for Your Majesty!"

Haotian glanced at Yaochi appreciatively, and said: "At this time, you are in charge, I am very relieved, you go and prepare! As for the ginkgo fairy, since he is a rising fairy in the human world, then give him a flat peach! Don't take it!" Petty, you lose your face and make people laugh!"

Yaochi smiled at Yifudu: "I would like to follow His Majesty's wishes, the concubine will go and get ready now! Your Majesty sit down for a while and taste the concubine's jade liquor!"

Haotian nodded and smiled, waved his hand, signaling Yaochi to leave.But even if the alchemy power is as good as Haotian, he didn't calculate what kind of scene this flat peach event will detonate. The human world was shocked by this, and composed a song of beautiful flowers~