Starting from covering the sky, it spreads across the heavens and all realms

Although these bandits were transformed by immortals and Buddhas, they became ordinary mortals for the sake of acting.

Facing Chun Shisanniang's attack, they were beaten to pieces in a few strokes.

Zhizunbao emerged from the water and looked outside the door. The second master and others had already fled in panic.

Looking back, he saw Chun Shisanniang smiling carelessly at herself.

Zhizunbao sighed softly in his heart, turned around and ran away.

Come outside.

The second master and others knelt on the ground again, protecting a string of copper coins above their heads with both hands, their faces full of panic.

When Zhizunbao saw this scene, he got angry.

Rolling up your sleeves, giving him a big slap, and then scolding him, that's what it's like.

"You rip-off dogs, how dare you leave my gang leader and run for your life alone. Oh my God, do you have any loyal subordinates?"

The Supreme Treasure beat them all with black noses and swollen faces. From the corner of their eyes, they caught sight of Chun Shisanniang, dressed in red, walking out of the house.

Knowing that the show was going to start again, they all shouted for mercy when they saw the second boss, feeling very sad.

Hengmei glared at Chun Shisanniang: "If you have the guts to kill us all, you may come back to the human world again in eighteen years."

Seeing this scene, Chun Shisanniang looked at the Supreme Treasure with a dull look in her eyes: "Those trashes will get my hands dirty even if they are killed. As for you, you have a bit of backbone."

After hearing this, Zhizunbao suddenly felt the murderous intent in the other person's eyes and raised his hands above his head.

He fell to the ground with a bang, clasped his hands together, suppressed his laughter, and sobbed desperately, making a gesture of begging for mercy.

"Boys are teachable and interesting." Chun Shisanniang smiled lightly.

Zhizunbao clapped his hands gently and applauded him.

However, at this time, Chun Shisanniang's expression changed and she scolded sternly: "Tell these losers to wash the soles of their feet and wait for me outside."

Zhizunbao raised his head and glanced at the confused people around him, knowing that the show was about to begin.

Shortly after.

A group of bandits were lying on the ground with their feet raised to the sky.

"You are all riding horses to support your labor and management. Don't tremble. You want us Sister Chun to enjoy it. Oh my, are you still trembling?"

Zhizunbao hit him directly with the wooden stick in his hand, and then said to Chun Shisanniang with a smile: "Sister Chun, my subordinates are ignorant, don't mind."

Chun Shisanniang read them one by one, frowning, and her sharp eyes fell on Zhizunbao's face.

"Sister Chun, I'm very embarrassed when you look at me like that."

"Stop talking nonsense, lie down and put your feet up."

Zhizunbao curled his lips and did as he was told.

As the protagonist of the dream, I cannot escape the search of these immortals and Buddhas.

Chun Shisanniang glanced at the soles of Zhizunbao's feet and found that she could not find anyone with three moles under her feet. She stared at Zhizunbao and ordered:

"From now on, anyone who passes by here should immediately check the soles of their feet. If you find anyone with three moles under their feet, please notify me immediately."

After saying these words, Chun Shisanniang turned and left.

A group of people were relieved.

The second master followed Zhizunbao and said melancholy: "Gang leader, if we just check the soles of their feet and don't rob them, our colleagues will laugh at us if they find out."

"Yes, yes, Gang Leader." The blind man and others nodded repeatedly.

Zhizunbao looked back at them, and suddenly jumped up and hit the second master on the head with a big block: "You are so reckless, are you? How on earth do you have a pig's brain? You don't understand even after watching this?!"

"Why am I always the one who gets hurt?" the second master muttered, making eye contact with the others.

The blind man sighed and shook his head, patted his shoulder, looked at the back of the gang leader, turned back and lowered his voice: "Brother, just be patient, it will be fine soon."

Then a group of people followed Zhizunbao and asked him how to solve the problem of Chun Shisanniang.

The Supreme Treasure condensed for a while and put his hands behind his back: "It is easy to dodge open guns and hard to guard against hidden arrows. At night, while she is sleeping, you first use the non-toxic Ecstasy incense to charm her, and then directly cut her into pieces and throw them here." Feed and prosper."

"Okay, okay, this is a great idea. The leader of the gang will take the lead in the charge. We will succeed immediately." The blind man clapped his hands and cheered.

"Oh!"

Supreme Treasure kicked the blind man away and pointed at himself: "My gang leader has to do everything personally. What use do I need from you trash?!"

Supreme Treasure staggered away, then laughed and ran upside down: "Hahahahaha~ Oops"

A group of bandits looked at each other in shock.

"Looking at the way the gang leader is walking, it seems that the injury from the Seven Injury Fist is getting more and more serious. He was stepped into the water by Chun Shisanniang and drank enough water. I'm afraid his brain is also filled with water." There was a bandit. Sigh.

Then, they looked at Wangcai, who was lying on the ground and basking in the sun not far away. It was the Roaring Sky Dog transformed into a local dog.

The second boss picked up the blind man on the ground and comforted him: "Thank you for your hard work. It's not easy for you either."

Night falls.

Outside Chun Shisanniang's room, seven or eight bandits were already unconscious.

The second master took the Five Poison Ecstasy incense, walked up tiptoe, and glanced at the unconscious 'corpse' on the ground: "A bunch of villains, they acted really well, they can't even do this well."

He quietly pierced the window paper with his fingers, and when he inserted the bamboo tube, the Five Poison Ecstasy incense he blew out actually poured into his mouth.

‘Fuck! ’ The second master’s eyes widened, and he finally understood something, and then his body went limp and fell to the ground.

On the Supreme Treasure side, he was sleeping soundly.

In the haze, I had a strange dream.

There was a water curtain cave in the dream. He was walking in the water curtain cave and vaguely heard a woman's voice asking him if he had found the 'three moles' person. ’

Zhizunbao frowned, and when he looked back, he suddenly saw a head with a sharp mouth and a thunderous face suddenly flashed past his eyes.

wow.

Woke up from the dream.

Zhizunbao opened his eyes and sat up from the bed, thinking: "It's strange, there is a dream within a dream. My benefactor never told me this."

"In this dream created by immortals and Buddhas, I don't have any magic power, but my benefactor said that if I want to get my magic power back, I must wear the tight spell."

He touched his head and shook his head with a smile.

Tang Sanzang didn't have the tightening curse sent by Guanyin, but Tang Sanzang wanted to trick himself into wearing it.

But Sun Wukong never wears it, he always wears it diagonally on his head.

Naturally, the tightening curse has no effect.

Is it possible that, in addition to allowing me to see through the emotions and desires in the world, the most important thing in this dream is to make myself willing to wear the tight curse?
  Hey.

When Zhizunbao thought of this, he suddenly became enlightened.

"Ah!! There is a monster!"

Suddenly there was a horrified shout outside.

Zhizunbao knew that Chun Shisanniang was a spider spirit, so he immediately pretended to be crazy, stood on his hands, and climbed out excitedly.

The passing figure came flying towards him, and Zhizunbao saw clearly that it was the second master.

He quickly placed two barbs on the ground.

"Pfft."

The barb penetrated directly through the soles of the second master's feet, but the other party still did not stop and quickly ran away and disappeared.

"Fuck you." Zhizunbao looked surprised and cursed in a low voice: "You are too dedicated."

Looking back, I saw darkness and smoke.

Chun Shisanniang turned into a big spider with eight long legs.

"Holy shit." When the Supreme Treasure saw the big spider coming towards him, he exclaimed and ran away.

He found a hidden corner and jumped into it.

The big spider didn't find the Supreme Treasure and went to kill the others.

Seeing this, Zhizunbao sat on the ground and breathed softly: "His grandma is targeting me deliberately, right?"

There was sudden movement in the dirty house. Zhizunbao picked up the machete on the ground and walked over quietly.

"Oh hit~"

He slashed with his knife.

"Clang~"

There was a crisp metal collision, and under the cover of the grass, the second leader suddenly appeared: "Gang leader, I am one of my own."

"Damn, why are you here?" Zhizunbao said angrily and glanced at the two barbs on the second master's feet.

"I don't know if that bastard put two iron thorns on the ground. I accidentally stepped on them and the soles of my feet were pierced."

The second boss cursed angrily: "If the labor and management know which bastard he is, he will be hacked to death."

"Hiss~" Zhizunbao took a deep breath and immediately slapped him away.

The second leader covered his face in confusion: "Gang leader, why did you hit me?"

"Nothing, let me see if you are awake." Zhizunbao shook his head and looked back to see the big spider suddenly appearing outside the dilapidated wooden house.

At that moment, he turned upside down and ran away.

The second master seemed very proud when he saw him running like this, and immediately started to learn.

"Damn it, you secretly learned my secret skill of running upside down. Did you pay the tuition by riding a horse?"

Zhizunbao looked at the second master beside him who was imitating him and ran upside down, and couldn't help scolding him.

The second leader chuckled and said, "I see you can run so fast. I'll pay the tuition to you later, the gang leader."

"Run separately."

"Yes."

When Zhizunbao saw a shadow hiding pit on the ground, he immediately jumped down and escaped the pursuit of the big spider.

After a while, he climbed out of the pit.

Under the reflection of the moonlight, I suddenly saw a small spider's legs shaking in the moonlight.

He held a machete and approached quietly: "I can't beat the big one, but I can't kill the small one."

He lunged forward and kicked out with a flying kick.

When Zhizunbao saw clearly that the little spider that flew out was the second master, he sighed and shook his head.

"It's okay to pretend to be a little spider. It's easy to get hurt accidentally."

I saw the big spider being surrounded by the blind man and a group of bandits, and they handled it carefully with a torch and a machete.

Zhizunbao feels that these are a group of mentally retarded people.

This play is full of funnels!
  "Gang leader, here."

The blind man saw the Supreme Treasure watching them from a distance and shouted quickly.

The big spider raised his head and immediately looked in the direction of the Supreme Treasure.

"Damn, there must be something wrong with Mud." Supreme Treasure shrank his neck, turned around and left.

Outside a fence, due to his cross-eyes, he suddenly saw two legs shaking.

"And Spider-Man?"

He took out the machete from his back, held it tightly in his hand, and walked up quietly.

"Labour and management will split it in the middle for you."

Then, he jumped up suddenly and slashed with his knife.

"what!!"

A scream came from the mouth of the second master.

Zhizunbao looked at the split body on the ground, was silent for a moment, and raised his hand: "The death is really miserable."

When he turned around, a hard object suddenly hit his head.

When the Supreme Treasure was knocked away, he saw that it was actually Chun Shisanniang's spider legs.

Passed out on the spot.

The next day.

The Supreme Treasure wakes up.

Business as usual.

"Gang leader, are you awake?"

Zhizunbao rubbed his eyes and found that the person who spoke was actually the second in charge who was hacked to death by him. He suddenly jumped up, raised his fists and beat him violently.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing why.

After a while.

The second master held his head, which was swollen like a pig's head, and said aggrievedly:

"Gang leader, why did you hit me?"

"I want to know if I'm dead. Seeing you screaming so loudly, I know I'm still alive."

Zhizunbao said quietly, and everyone was speechless for a while.

Are you really dead? Just give yourself a few slaps. What are you doing as a second-in-command?

This brain circuit is so weird.

However, they discovered that the gang leader's cross-eyes had actually recovered.

"Gang leader, your cross-eyes are healed."

The blind man said in surprise.

Zhizunbao blinked his eyes, and the shadow no longer appeared in front of his eyes. Everything he saw was so real. He waved his hand: "Calm down."

"By the way, what about the Spring Spider?"

He quickly changed his words and asked.

The blind man replied: "Gang leader, the big spider last night was Chun Shisanniang. She is a spider spirit."

"Oh?" Zhizunbao asked knowingly: "Is it really her?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

"By the way, another woman named Bai Jingjing came here today. She is also Chun Shisanniang's junior sister."

The blind man added.

Zhizunbao fell silent after hearing this.

According to the benefactor's deduction, Bai Jingjing's white-bone demon should have appeared last night.

Moreover, Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisanniang are the two disciples of Pansi Immortal.

But last night I was suddenly knocked unconscious.

It seems that things have been changed by me unintentionally.

"Spider Spirit's junior sister must also be a monster." Zhizunbao muttered loudly, then looked at the second master and others: "You go and meet those two monsters."

The second master and others all took a step back, shrank their necks, and shook their heads.

Zhizunbao returned to his room and suddenly found a bunch of grapes on the table.

In the blink of an eye, Grape's light flashed and turned into a bald monk wearing a white robe, holding a whisk and a string of large Buddhist beads.

He was stunned, and seemed to be complaining about something in his heart, "You really want to play the role of Patriarch Bodhi, please play it a little lower, please?" With such a big string of Buddhist beads hanging around your neck, don't you think the labor and management are blind? ’

"Who are you riding on?" Supreme Treasure scolded.

Patriarch Bodhi turned around and smiled: "Oh, I am Patriarch Bodhi."

"I love your mother."

"I am Patriarch Bodhi, not your mother. Boy, I tell you not to curse!"

Ancestor Bodhi looked dissatisfied: "I am a god. I turned into a grape and sneaked in to save you."

Zhizunbao rolled up his sleeves and saw Patriarch Bodhi closing the door, and then heard him say to himself: "Those two women are goblins."

"Oh!"

Before Patriarch Bodhi finished speaking, the Supreme Treasure punched him up and knocked the opponent to the ground. After punching and kicking him, he felt that it was not enough.

Then he picked up the long iron pot on the table and smashed it at the opponent's bald head.

"You stole my grapes and pretended to be Patriarch Bodhi, and you dared to Bodhi my mother. Do you think I'm evil?"

Knowing that the other party is a certain Bodhisattva or Buddha in the West, the more you hit, the more energetic you become.

"enough!"

Patriarch Bodhi shouted lowly.

"Bang!" (End of Chapter)