Female Queen: My wife is Aunt Wu

Chapter 158

Wu Zhaoniang patted her chest and said confidently: "If you have a child, I will raise it. What's the big deal?"

"What a waste, we are all cultivators, how can we have time to raise children. We run around fighting and killing people all day long, and having a child is a burden." Pan An said angrily.

"Uh... that seems right, so I'd better not bow down."

"Don't bow? Do you want to cut off your descendants? What if I don't bow this time and the Bodhisattva gets angry, and we both have no children in the future!"

Mrs. Wu Zhao was dumbfounded, "We are practitioners, why do you still believe in this? It's all superstition."

"Good guy, you are a cultivator and you still talk about superstition." Pan An was speechless.

"Then what do you want to do? How about... do half the favor?"

"What do you mean?"

"Kowtow once and twice, and wait for the rest next time. How about that?"

Pan An took a deep breath and gave her a thumbs up, awesome, you can imagine it.

"Hehe, is your wife awesome?"

"roll!"

After worshiping the Buddha, the two of them walked out and bought two Yuelao red threads at the door.

Walking on the street, Wu Zhaoniang looked at the red thread in her hand and complained: "Today is enough for one night. How can I, a great cultivator, do these things with you and return the red thread of Yue Lao?"

"Please give me some psychological comfort. When you go out and talk about things that are not true, are you showing that you are smart?" Pan An said dissatisfied.

"No, I just think this is silly. If other practitioners see it, they will definitely laugh at us."

Pan An said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of? If she laughs at you, you can also laugh at her for being single and having to buckle by yourself at night."

Wu Zhaoniang looked at Pan An with wide eyes, "How come you can say anything? You are a man, can you please just stop talking?"

Pan An stretched out his hand to rub her and said mockingly: "What are you pretending to do? When we were in bed before, didn't you just like my foul language?"

Wu Zhaoniang blushed and whispered: "It's different, that's on the bed, and being outside is two different things."

"Two different things?" Pan An curled his lips and said, "You act as if you have never played outside. You were fishing by the stream outside the sect before, and you were very active!"

"Freeze said."

"Am I talking nonsense? Is what I said not true?" Pan An asked.

Wu Zhaoniang shyly grabbed his hand and walked out of the town.

In the wild under the moonlight, everything is not so dark, there is a glimmer of light, and it is very quiet.

There is nothing I dare not take now that I have become a practitioner.

The two held hands and walked on the dirt road in the countryside, looking at the golden wheat fields on both sides and reminiscing about various past events.

"At this time, the wheat fields at home are also mature. In the past, Zhaoyue and I started harvesting." Wu Zhaoniang said.

"Why, are you still worried about the wheat in your two acres of land? Then let Wu Zhaoyue go back to cut it, or we can go back." Pan An teased.

Wu Zhaoniang rolled her eyes at him and said: "Stop talking nonsense, it's just wheat in those two acres of land. Someone can cut it. I just miss it. I thought those days were boring before. Now that I have become a practitioner, I feel like that." The days were actually pretty good.”

"That's how people are. If you get this or lose that, you won't know how good it is until you lose it." Pan An sighed. "But we are not lost. If we want an ordinary life, we can still have it. It is also good to be a pair of casual cultivators traveling around the world." Wu Zhaoniang said.

Pan An nodded and agreed: "It's indeed pretty good, but the prerequisite is that you have to be strong, and at least you have to be in the fasting stage!"

"Bigu? I thought building the foundation would be enough. Why are you more greedy than me?" Wu Zhaoniang asked in surprise.

Pan An shrugged and said, "There's nothing you can do about it. Your husband and I are so handsome and charming. The former Yunzhi and Xue Ji, none of them are masters and have no means! If we want to march around the world together, I don’t have any hard power, what if I was targeted by my eldest sister that day, what could you do to save me?”

"Uh... That makes sense. If you want to travel around the world, you must first have the ability to protect your own men." After saying that, Wu Zhaoniang sighed, "Well, the older generation said it well. If your husband is too good, he will always be remembered by others. This really makes sense.”

"What do you mean? If you think I am a burden, just say so. Write a letter of divorce now. We will go our separate ways. No one owes the other." Pan An said simply and directly.

Wu Zhaoniang hugged him quickly and flattered him: "No way, I was just joking. You are not a burden, you are my good treasure!"

As she spoke, Wu Zhaoniang kissed him several times.

Pan An pushed her away in disgust, "Come on, I know I'm a burden and have no ability. It's normal that you want to divorce me and find someone better. I'm not angry at all."

With that said, Pan An turned around and left.

"No, why don't you tease me!" Wu Zhaoniang chased after her.

One ran in front, the other chased behind, and they caught up to a sea of ​​flowers.

Wu Zhaoniang threw Pan An down, held down his arm and kissed him.

Pan An struggled hard, but still couldn't defeat him. Compared to her strength, Wu Zhaoniang could easily crush him.

After they separated, the two looked at each other. Wu Zhaoniang smiled at first, pinched his cheek and joked: "It's wrinkled like a bitter melon, as if no one still owes you money."

"Tch, get out of the way, you're too heavy." Pan An tried to push her away, but she didn't move at all.

"As heavy as it is, it will crush you to death and see if you can run away."

"You get up."

"No, you will definitely run away again once I get up."

Seeing that Wu Zhaoniang was motionless, Pan An angrily bit her arm.

"It hurts, you are a dog, why are you biting someone?" Wu Zhaoniang screamed in pain and said dissatisfied.

"I'll bite you to death!" Pan An opened his mouth angrily and bit him, but Wu Zhaoniang covered her with her hand.

"Bite me? It's not that easy. Seeing how strong your resistance is, I want to try the feeling of a domineering girl thrusting hard on you." After that, Wu Zhaoniang started skillfully.

Facing Wu Zhaoniang's actions, Pan An was not only really unwilling, but also got into the act. The strength of the resistance was indeed a bit real, and Wu Zhaoniang was both nervous and excited.

"Hey, little husband, you are in the dark and there is no one around. No one will come to save you. You are mine." Wu Zhaoniang said coquettishly, imitating a thief.

Pan An's acting skills are even more impressive, as if he was really forced.

But when everything really started, Pan An's expression of wanting to live and die, but full of resistance and reluctance, was what really moved Wu Zhaoniang's heart.

This also made Wu Zhaoniang feel relieved, because Pan An was not really resisting, but just performing, so naturally there was no need to worry about the consequences.

Wu Zhaoniang let go of Pan An's mouth and said with a smile: "Scream, scream, no one will save you even if your throat is broken."

(End of this chapter)