The strongest door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 814: High but short
Chapter 814: High but short
"It seems that I have no choice. How about this? How about I let you stab me three times? If after three swords, I am safe and sound, you should disappear in front of me quickly and you are not allowed to appear in my villa in the future."
These words made Hao Jian's eyes widen, and his expression was as ugly as possible: "You are so arrogant, you said this, don't regret it, it's none of my business to kill you!"
"I will never regret it, come on!" Ye Feng said proudly.
Ye Feng stood still, and Hao Jian was muttering something unknown. Suddenly the sword light shined brightly, and the sword turned into a lightsaber.
Seeing that he was so calm, Hao Jian felt very unhappy and stabbed him with his sword.
However, the bloodshed he expected did not happen. He was shocked and flew backwards, suffering severe pain from the tiger's mouth and almost losing his sword.
Hao Jian was shocked: What kind of Taoism is this? How could it be like this?
Although he was shocked in his heart, he did not show it. Instead, he smiled and said: "It really happened twice. I just tried the sword. Come again!"
Ye Feng smiled and said: "Come on, you have two more chances. It's up to you whether you can seize them or not."
Hao Jian was so angry that he mobilized all his strength, and even the clothes on his body started to flutter, like a big fat man.
The sword light flourished again, and it was even brighter than the previous time.
Ye Feng was slightly moved, but his face remained as calm as ever.No matter how beautiful Hao Jian's technique is, it's nothing more than a fly shaking a tree.
Hao Jian roared, and then a white beam of light hit Ye Feng's head. There was only a "boom" sound. What Hao Jian expected did not happen. This time, he vomited blood and flew backwards. , and then landed with a "pop" sound.
However, this guy didn't even groan in pain, and his sword was sent flying far away.
Looking at Ye Feng again, he just took a step back.
Hao Jian finally got up from the ground, with bloodshot eyes hanging from the corners of his mouth. He wanted to speak, but seemed to be struggling, and said hoarsely: "You..."
Ye Feng walked over with a smile: "I said it was so mean. It was obviously you who stabbed me with a sword. Why did you get hurt? Can you stop being funny?"
Hao Jian's face was full of pain, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Impossible! How can you, how can you have such a powerful cultivation level!?"
At this time, Hao Jian looked at Ye Feng as if he was looking at a monster.
"I'm practicing the Golden Bell Iron Cloth Shirt, which makes me invulnerable. Just stay here slowly and don't have to accompany me anymore!" Ye Feng waved to him, turned around and left with a smile.
"I look down upon the Tianshan Mountains, the Kunlun Mountains, and the Emei Mountains. I offer sacrifices to the emperor, thousands of rivers return to the sea, and the best sword in the world - Hao Jian!"
Ye Feng turned around and walked not far when Hao Jian's mean voice came from behind him again.
He put the sword in his hand on his shoulder, raised his chin slightly, and looked up at a 45-degree angle, as if he was holding it in his mouth.
Ye Feng turned around and spread his hands helplessly: "I said you're so mean, what on earth do you want to do?"
"Hmph, you're just one sword away and you want to leave?" Hao Jian was unhappy.
The world is so big and full of wonders, and this is the first time Ye Feng has seen such wonders.
It seems that if he doesn't let him stab him again, he won't be able to stop tonight.
Ye Feng had no choice but to stand still and yawned: "Come on, be smart."
"Hmph, this time I'll let you taste the power of my soul-breaking sword." Hao Jian said and threw the sword in his hand into the air, and the sword hovered in mid-air.
Haha, the art of sword control, I didn't expect that Hao Jian had a hidden skill.
Just when Ye Feng mobilized his spiritual power to prepare for defense, the sword in mid-air suddenly changed its direction and shot into the woods on one side in the blink of an eye.
Look at Hao Jian again, running away after the sword.
Only one sentence was left: "Boy, green mountains are always there and green waters are always flowing. See you soon!"
Hearing this, Ye Feng almost fainted.
Finally I can go back and take a nap.
"stop!"
Just as Ye Feng turned around and walked a few steps, there was another loud shout behind him.No, it was two loud shouts from two different voices.
Ye Feng almost went crazy.
Slowly turning around, he saw two guys in Taoist robes appearing behind him, one tall and one short, the short one was very short, and the tall one was very tall.
What is the specific way to get short?
Let's put it this way, a dwarf, yes, almost as short as a dwarf.
How can he be tall? Let's put it this way, he is a head taller than Ye Feng. His height is estimated to be more than two meters.
The two guys in apricot-yellow robes formed a sharp contrast, and at first glance, they looked quite funny.
Ye Feng was completely sleepless after the commotion. He didn't understand why these weird guys came to find him, and how they found him.
The short Taoist priest looked him up and down for a while, then said, "Are you Ye Feng?"
Ye Feng nodded: "Yes, who are you and what do you want from me?"
Taoist priest Gao said: "Pindao Bu Gao, this is my junior brother Bu Gai. I heard you scolded us, so we came to ask you for an explanation tonight."
There are really more and more weird things. The tall Taoist priest is called Bu Gao, while the short Taoist priest is called Bu Ai.
"I don't know you, and I haven't scolded you either." Ye Feng really had the urge to scold you now.
The two Taoist priests looked at each other, obviously skeptical of Ye Feng's statement.
Taoist Bu Gao said: "The thing about you scolding us has spread to a lot of people. Don't deny it."
"That's right." Taoist priest Bu'ai agreed.
Ye Feng was speechless and said: "Then please tell me how I scolded you?"
Bugao pointed at himself and said, "You said I'm tall. I hate people saying I'm tall the most in my life."
Bu'ao pointed at himself and said, "You said I'm short. I hate it the most in my life when people say I'm short."
Ye Feng has a black line. These two people are not only weird, but also two freaks.
"How do you two want to argue?"
Bu Gao said: "It's very simple, that is to teach you a lesson. You have caused substantial harm to us by scolding us, which is irreparable. Only by teaching you a lesson can we feel better mentally."
Ye Feng smiled modestly and said: "Two Taoist priests, I only know how to show off my skills and tricks. How dare I compare with you? Just treat me as a loser."
Bu Gao said unhappily: "I, Bu Gao, will never do anything that is not true."
Bu'ai also said: "I am Bu'ai too!"
"Junior brother, stop talking nonsense with him and beat him down quickly, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the hatred in your heart!"
"it is good!"
"Boy, why is this necessary? As the saying goes, a gentleman talks but never takes action." Ye Feng waved his hands repeatedly.
The two guys said at the same time: "We are Taoist priests, not gentlemen!"
"Look at me standing tall!"
"Look at my rolling thunder!"
The cry was loud, but it didn't happen. Bu Diao looked Ye Feng up and down and asked, "Boy, where is your weapon?"
Ye Feng smiled and reached into his pants pocket and took out a nail clipper: "Here, this is it."
(End of this chapter)
"It seems that I have no choice. How about this? How about I let you stab me three times? If after three swords, I am safe and sound, you should disappear in front of me quickly and you are not allowed to appear in my villa in the future."
These words made Hao Jian's eyes widen, and his expression was as ugly as possible: "You are so arrogant, you said this, don't regret it, it's none of my business to kill you!"
"I will never regret it, come on!" Ye Feng said proudly.
Ye Feng stood still, and Hao Jian was muttering something unknown. Suddenly the sword light shined brightly, and the sword turned into a lightsaber.
Seeing that he was so calm, Hao Jian felt very unhappy and stabbed him with his sword.
However, the bloodshed he expected did not happen. He was shocked and flew backwards, suffering severe pain from the tiger's mouth and almost losing his sword.
Hao Jian was shocked: What kind of Taoism is this? How could it be like this?
Although he was shocked in his heart, he did not show it. Instead, he smiled and said: "It really happened twice. I just tried the sword. Come again!"
Ye Feng smiled and said: "Come on, you have two more chances. It's up to you whether you can seize them or not."
Hao Jian was so angry that he mobilized all his strength, and even the clothes on his body started to flutter, like a big fat man.
The sword light flourished again, and it was even brighter than the previous time.
Ye Feng was slightly moved, but his face remained as calm as ever.No matter how beautiful Hao Jian's technique is, it's nothing more than a fly shaking a tree.
Hao Jian roared, and then a white beam of light hit Ye Feng's head. There was only a "boom" sound. What Hao Jian expected did not happen. This time, he vomited blood and flew backwards. , and then landed with a "pop" sound.
However, this guy didn't even groan in pain, and his sword was sent flying far away.
Looking at Ye Feng again, he just took a step back.
Hao Jian finally got up from the ground, with bloodshot eyes hanging from the corners of his mouth. He wanted to speak, but seemed to be struggling, and said hoarsely: "You..."
Ye Feng walked over with a smile: "I said it was so mean. It was obviously you who stabbed me with a sword. Why did you get hurt? Can you stop being funny?"
Hao Jian's face was full of pain, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Impossible! How can you, how can you have such a powerful cultivation level!?"
At this time, Hao Jian looked at Ye Feng as if he was looking at a monster.
"I'm practicing the Golden Bell Iron Cloth Shirt, which makes me invulnerable. Just stay here slowly and don't have to accompany me anymore!" Ye Feng waved to him, turned around and left with a smile.
"I look down upon the Tianshan Mountains, the Kunlun Mountains, and the Emei Mountains. I offer sacrifices to the emperor, thousands of rivers return to the sea, and the best sword in the world - Hao Jian!"
Ye Feng turned around and walked not far when Hao Jian's mean voice came from behind him again.
He put the sword in his hand on his shoulder, raised his chin slightly, and looked up at a 45-degree angle, as if he was holding it in his mouth.
Ye Feng turned around and spread his hands helplessly: "I said you're so mean, what on earth do you want to do?"
"Hmph, you're just one sword away and you want to leave?" Hao Jian was unhappy.
The world is so big and full of wonders, and this is the first time Ye Feng has seen such wonders.
It seems that if he doesn't let him stab him again, he won't be able to stop tonight.
Ye Feng had no choice but to stand still and yawned: "Come on, be smart."
"Hmph, this time I'll let you taste the power of my soul-breaking sword." Hao Jian said and threw the sword in his hand into the air, and the sword hovered in mid-air.
Haha, the art of sword control, I didn't expect that Hao Jian had a hidden skill.
Just when Ye Feng mobilized his spiritual power to prepare for defense, the sword in mid-air suddenly changed its direction and shot into the woods on one side in the blink of an eye.
Look at Hao Jian again, running away after the sword.
Only one sentence was left: "Boy, green mountains are always there and green waters are always flowing. See you soon!"
Hearing this, Ye Feng almost fainted.
Finally I can go back and take a nap.
"stop!"
Just as Ye Feng turned around and walked a few steps, there was another loud shout behind him.No, it was two loud shouts from two different voices.
Ye Feng almost went crazy.
Slowly turning around, he saw two guys in Taoist robes appearing behind him, one tall and one short, the short one was very short, and the tall one was very tall.
What is the specific way to get short?
Let's put it this way, a dwarf, yes, almost as short as a dwarf.
How can he be tall? Let's put it this way, he is a head taller than Ye Feng. His height is estimated to be more than two meters.
The two guys in apricot-yellow robes formed a sharp contrast, and at first glance, they looked quite funny.
Ye Feng was completely sleepless after the commotion. He didn't understand why these weird guys came to find him, and how they found him.
The short Taoist priest looked him up and down for a while, then said, "Are you Ye Feng?"
Ye Feng nodded: "Yes, who are you and what do you want from me?"
Taoist priest Gao said: "Pindao Bu Gao, this is my junior brother Bu Gai. I heard you scolded us, so we came to ask you for an explanation tonight."
There are really more and more weird things. The tall Taoist priest is called Bu Gao, while the short Taoist priest is called Bu Ai.
"I don't know you, and I haven't scolded you either." Ye Feng really had the urge to scold you now.
The two Taoist priests looked at each other, obviously skeptical of Ye Feng's statement.
Taoist Bu Gao said: "The thing about you scolding us has spread to a lot of people. Don't deny it."
"That's right." Taoist priest Bu'ai agreed.
Ye Feng was speechless and said: "Then please tell me how I scolded you?"
Bugao pointed at himself and said, "You said I'm tall. I hate people saying I'm tall the most in my life."
Bu'ao pointed at himself and said, "You said I'm short. I hate it the most in my life when people say I'm short."
Ye Feng has a black line. These two people are not only weird, but also two freaks.
"How do you two want to argue?"
Bu Gao said: "It's very simple, that is to teach you a lesson. You have caused substantial harm to us by scolding us, which is irreparable. Only by teaching you a lesson can we feel better mentally."
Ye Feng smiled modestly and said: "Two Taoist priests, I only know how to show off my skills and tricks. How dare I compare with you? Just treat me as a loser."
Bu Gao said unhappily: "I, Bu Gao, will never do anything that is not true."
Bu'ai also said: "I am Bu'ai too!"
"Junior brother, stop talking nonsense with him and beat him down quickly, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the hatred in your heart!"
"it is good!"
"Boy, why is this necessary? As the saying goes, a gentleman talks but never takes action." Ye Feng waved his hands repeatedly.
The two guys said at the same time: "We are Taoist priests, not gentlemen!"
"Look at me standing tall!"
"Look at my rolling thunder!"
The cry was loud, but it didn't happen. Bu Diao looked Ye Feng up and down and asked, "Boy, where is your weapon?"
Ye Feng smiled and reached into his pants pocket and took out a nail clipper: "Here, this is it."
(End of this chapter)
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