i'm not a bad man

Chapter 112 The Extinct Good Man

I lowered my head and looked at the two bottles of beer on the table. I didn't speak for a long time, but Saozhu took out three more bottles of beer from the box and poured them in front of me. Tu Lin was counting down, and suddenly he opened his mouth and said, He yelled at me: "There are only 3 minutes left. You still have five bottles of beer here. I'll poke a hole in your stomach and you won't be able to drink it!"

I finally looked up at Luxi, and with everyone watching, I replied, "I'm going to have a BJ."

The scene fell into silence, and everyone focused on Zuo Xiaowei. This was a subconscious behavior. I rejected her, but agreed to Lu Xi. This was undoubtedly a kind of harm to her. and humiliation, so everyone wanted to see her reaction.

Sure enough, Zuo Xiaowei's face was extremely ugly, and she was even a little trembling. This was a sign of extreme restraint. Just when she couldn't help but have an attack, I suddenly laughed loudly and said, "Don't let her go." Why is the atmosphere so tense... I can go to BJ for a day or two, that's no problem... She didn't ask me to do anything like Xiaowei did... That's it, after I'm done with the charity show, I must make time to go to BJ for two days."

After saying that, I picked up another bottle of beer, stuffed it into my mouth, and then turned it around. The beer inside suddenly formed a whirlpool. Without even breathing, I faced the whirlpool and drank all the wine inside. Swallowing it into my stomach, this is the momentum and skill of drinking. I feel so cool!
I slapped the second empty bottle on the table, burped wantonly, and stretched out two fingers to indicate that it was already the second bottle.

"Han Chao, you are playing word games with us, you are too obscene!"

I didn't even pay attention to Tu Lin and Sao Zhu who were provoking trouble, and immediately replied: "I'm not playing word games with you, you are persecuting me with your habitual thinking. Please remember carefully, what Lu Xi just said Do you want to go to BJ? Luxi is Luxi, and Xiaowei is Xiaowei. They are two people. You can't extend Xiaowei's request to Luxi just because they both mentioned BJ. If you insist on merging If they are together, then I can also combine the six bottles of beer into three bottles, because that is your logic.”

Tu Lin and Sao Zhu didn't give up, and turned to Lu Xi and said: "Big star, you don't know how arrogant he is when he drinks. It must be that he is the limit of drinking among our group, but today is a once-in-a-lifetime event." Opportunity, unless you drink him down, he won't dare to be so arrogant in the future... So, don't hesitate to speak your true thoughts again."

Before Lu Xi could say anything, I took over and said, "Playing games requires a final decision, so you two should stop cheating."

After saying that, I set my sights on Lu Xi, and I was still a little afraid that she would change her mind, because I couldn't survive going to a BJ, and I really couldn't drink six bottles of beer in five minutes. I wouldn't get drunk, I would. Vomited.

Lu Xi finally replied to Tu Lin and Sao Zhu under the gaze of everyone: "Can you drink two kilograms of liquor in one go?"

Tu Lin and Sao Zhu shook their heads together, and Lu Xi smiled with a little disdain: "Then he is the ceiling of your group. Is it so difficult to admit that others are excellent?"

Tu Lin and Sao Zhu looked embarrassed, and they didn't fart for a long time; but this gave me strong confidence. I already knew that she would not make things difficult for me like others, so I picked up the third bottle of beer. , after making a cool whirlpool, he drank it in one gulp.

Everyone was dumbfounded, but I picked up my phone and looked at it. It was neither too early nor too late. It was exactly four minutes and 52 seconds, which meant that I could not accomplish this feat if I said any more nonsense. Looking at the whole country, I dare not say that, just in my circle of friends. Today I left another myth of drinking three bottles of beer in 5 minutes.

……

The urge to pee came over me, so I held my stomach with my hands and ran to the bathroom. I was in such a hurry that I didn't have time to lock the door, so I just half-hidden it...

Why do I love to drink, even sometimes without restraint?Just because I like this kind of release after being suppressed to the extreme, my spirit will be inexplicably relaxed. Coupled with the slightly tipsy state, it is like stepping on cotton, in the clouds and fog. At this time, I will forget about my worries and forget about it. Regardless of all difficulties, we don’t even care about who we are, and we don’t worry about life and death, gains and losses.

While I was enjoying myself, the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open. I subconsciously looked back and saw that the person standing behind me was Qiao Jiao. We were both shocked at the same time and turned to stone together...

"Damn it, you didn't even know to knock on the door when you came to the bathroom."

Although I complained, I had no time to deal with myself. Instead, Qiao Jiao became magnanimous at this time. She glanced at me again and said, "Then why didn't you close the door when you went to the bathroom? If you can't push it away, there is someone there. If you push it away, there is no one. , isn’t this a normal phenomenon?”

"You go out first."

Qiao Jiao is really a woman who cannot judge by common sense. After I gave her the order, instead of going out, she locked the bathroom door from the inside, which put me in a dilemma.

"Let me tell you a few words in private."

"Can you go out first?" "If I go out, is this still a whisper?...Brother Chao, don't be embarrassed, let's put it this way, you don't treat me as a woman anyway, and I don't treat you as a human being. , so there is no gender barrier between us at all.”

I really didn't know what to say, so I looked back and found that she was staring straight at me.

I was a little uncomfortable, but since my back was to her, as long as I didn't use my imagination, it wasn't that unbearable, so I simply showed the magnanimity of a man and asked while solving the problem: "What are you going to whisper to me? "

"What's the relationship between that girl outside who sings very well and you?"

"You mean Zuo Xiaowei?"

"It's her. A woman's intuition tells me that your relationship is unusual."

"You still know you're a woman, is it so difficult to step back and speak?"

"You have enough time to chat with me, and you have already answered my question... I only have one question."

"friend."

"What level of friends are you?"

I didn't say anything, so she took another half step towards me and continued to ask: "Have you two had sex?"

Because I was drunk, I couldn't help but speak a little vulgarly, so I stuttered and cursed: "Fart... fart!"

Qiao Jiao smiled: "Your performance has betrayed you... From this point of view, you are really the kind of super scumbag who won't admit it once you lift your pants... But why would she be willing to board your pirate ship? Looking at You are a pretty good girl, and you have such a specialty, it is not difficult at all to find a man who is better than you in every aspect."

After pondering for a while, I finally replied honestly: "Before she got on the pirate ship, she didn't know that I was the kind of scumbag who wouldn't admit it even after he pulled up his pants. I won't find out until I verify this."

Qiao Jiao crossed her hands on her chest, then leaned against the wall, nodded in agreement, and said, "If honesty is also a virtue, then you are not useless."

I finally finished solving the problem and hurriedly zipped it up to protect myself, so that I could talk to Qiao Jiao on an equal footing.I turned around and said to her: "I admit that I did a lot of bad things for a period of time, but people living in this world cannot have no chance to change their past... After Xiao Wei, I secretly realized I have made an oath, I will never be a scumbag in the future, I will definitely become an extremely good man!"

Qiao Jiao sneered, then changed her face and cursed: "Get out, I need to go to the toilet."

"Whatever you do to me, I will do to you...I won't go out."

After saying that, I looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, but Qiao Jiao was deeper than me. She stood next to the toilet and said: "I'm afraid of you. If you have the guts, just do it." Stand here."

After saying that, she untied her belt and wanted to be honest with me...

I was shocked. Qiao Jiao had already taken advantage of the situation to make the next move. I trembled with fright, then shouted "You are awesome" and escaped from the bathroom...

The moment I came out, I discovered that Lu Xi was also standing at the door. Her expression was a bit complicated. I'm not sure if she heard the conversation between Qiao Jiao and me, but she must have seen it. Qiao Jiao wearing a belt, and me in the same bathroom as Qiao Jiao.

(End of this chapter)