Chapter 1038
As soon as this word comes out.

Lu Cenyin and I were both extremely surprised.

Could it be that Zi's calculation skills are better than those of my good brother Mr. Ni?
I hurriedly said: "Taoist Master is a talented person! We are indeed here to redeem the eight characters. I wonder if it is not convenient for Taoist Master now?"

Hearing this, Mo Feizi took a few sips of wine and burped again: "No time! I have something to go out tomorrow, so you can come back in half a month!"

This time we are completely out of control.

Lu Cenyin and I looked at each other.

Come back in half a month?

By then Ebisu has recovered from his cerebral hemorrhage, and we won’t have time to deal with this!

Mo Feizi ignored us, turned around, and started to walk like a monkey along the big pillar in the temple, rubbing a few times, and then climbed onto the beam.

Judging from the speed with which he quickly withdrew the wooden skull just now and the situation of getting up and down the beam this time, Mo Feizi not only has unparalleled calculation ability, but also has very high martial arts!
I finally saw the situation clearly.

This big beam was very thick and hollowed out, just big enough for a person to sleep on. It was like a small coffin was dug out of the big beam. When he slept in it, he suddenly disappeared.But after Mo Feizi fell asleep, I could see his hands holding the wine gourd on the table to pour himself wine from time to time.

I want to talk.

But being pulled by Lu Senyin, she took a step forward and said to Da Liang: "Master Mo, we have come all the way from other places to redeem the horoscopes that were hung here. Could you please do it tonight?" It’s convenient. We are young and don’t know much about the Taoist etiquette of redeeming eight characters. I would like to ask the Taoist priest to give you a few pointers. We will definitely follow the Taoist priest’s reminder and thank Mr. Zhenjun with [-]% sincerity. Please Taoist priest. It’s convenient if you can.”

This is a very high level of emotional intelligence.

While expressing our urgent purpose, it also demonstrated extreme respect and sincerity.

After hearing this, Mo Feizi continued to drink wine without even raising his head and said: "Hahaha! This girl can talk! But I have already said it, I don't have time, let's talk about it in half a month!"

Lu Senyin lost his temper and turned to look at me helplessly.

I thought about it and asked, "Taoist Master, I would like to have a few drinks with you. Are you free?"

As soon as this word comes out.

Taoist Priest Mo Feizi immediately poked his head out of Daliang's small coffin, stroked his beard, and said with a smile, "I'm so free!"

Since then.

He climbed out, turned over, and rolled down from the beam, his posture was extremely cool.

I tentatively said: "I...forgot to bring wine today."

Mo Feizi stroked his beard: "No need! I have wine, just get drunk with me!"

After speaking.

He walked behind the statue of the True Lord, kicked off the broken wooden board from the statue's floor.

Amidst the bursts of dust, he hunched over and pulled out a vat with mud sealing the mouth of the vat. This vat contained thirty to forty kilograms of wine.

Mo Feizi raised his hand and put the vat on his shoulder, walked up to me, put down the vat, and slapped the mud seal away with his hand. The rich aroma of wine wafted out and filled the entire Taoist temple.

"We won't go home tonight if we don't get drunk!"

I:"……"

I rarely drink alcohol, and my alcohol capacity is really weak. Let alone drinking this stuff, I feel dizzy just by smelling it.

When Mo Feizi saw it, he said to me: "Tonight I will make the poor Taoist happy, and I will redeem my horoscope for you! Hahaha!"

The laughter is very hearty.

In addition, he is dressed as a knight, giving people the atmosphere of a knight-errant drinking all over the world.

I feel like he can drink me to death tonight.

I scratched my head: "Taoist priest, let's just drink? Are there any appetizers?"

Mo Feizi asked: "You can't drink without food and wine, right?" I said: "That's not true, but without food my drinking capacity is not at its maximum, and I can't drink with the Taoist Master. Otherwise, I would like to ask the Taoist Master to delay any further. In one day, the Taoist priest will help me find the horoscopes in the temple tomorrow, and I will go down the mountain to get some food and drinks to go with it, and let’s have another drink!”

When I go down the mountain tomorrow, I have to find out if there is any medicine that will last a thousand cups.

When Mo Feizi heard this, he laughed loudly: "No need! Pindao has food to go with the wine!"

He returned to the ground behind the statue and took out a bag.

There are braised roast chicken, pork elbow, peanuts in the bag...

Mo Feizi found a broken wooden board, put it on the ground, put the food on it, took out two broken bowls from the bag, filled them both, stretched out his hand and said: "Brother, please!"

Lu Senyin knew in his heart that my drinking capacity was extremely poor, so he glanced at me worriedly and said, "Taoist Priest, I'm here to drink with you..."

Everyone is going to lie down tonight.

Just pretend to be a big dick!
I immediately stopped Lu Cenyin: "When a man drinks, it's okay for the woman to be responsible. When he drinks too much, the woman is responsible for supporting him. When he's drunk to death, the woman is responsible for crying. As for what happens at the wine table, don't get involved!"

Lu Cenyin: "..."

Mo Feizi laughed loudly after hearing this: "How happy! I like Xiongtai's spirit!"

I bit the bullet and sat across from Mo Feizi. I first threw a peanut into my mouth and picked up the wine bowl.

"Master, please!"

He drank the entire bowl of wine in one gulp.

This wine is rich and mellow, soft in the mouth, and travels from the throat to the stomach. It is warm. The smell of wine goes up from the stomach and flows out of the nose. The charming aroma of the wine slowly exhales and wraps around the five senses.

Mo Feizi looked surprised and appreciative when he saw me picking up the bowl and doing it.

I pulled out a roasted chicken leg and took two big bites: "It's soft in the mouth! Good wine!"

Mo Feizi also picked up the bowl and drank it in one gulp: "Brother, please be happy! Girl, please fill it up for us!"

Lu Cenyin had no choice but to pour us another big bowl.

I picked it up again, drank it in one gulp, and wiped my mouth: "One line of throat! Good wine!"

Mo Feizi looked excited and finished the wine: "It's so beautiful! It's full!"

Lu Cenyin poured wine again.

I took a big mouthful of braised pig's trotters and finished another bowl. I said, "The moon is bright and the stars are bright, the wine and food are delicious, and the red sleeves are waiting for you to drink. It is really a great pleasure in life! Taoist Master, you are in a good mood. With wine as the theme, let's talk about it." Poetry and wine?”

Hearing this, Mo Feizi drank the wine in the bowl and laughed loudly: "That's great! What's the rule of Xiongtai and Shi?"

I drank three large bowls.

It's almost reached its limit.

I have to play a little cultural game with him, win him over, and keep him drinking.

We are too drunk.

Don't be shy if you are drunk.

Readers can try this trick.

Don't talk so much when you are holding the wine bowl. Be brave first. When you are about to die, you can use your own advantages, such as writing poems, singing, boxing, playing magic, and trying not to go to the toilet...

What a show.

Let’s fight each other first.

(End of this chapter)

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