World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 228 Three No Traps

Fatty Xiao and Xiaozhu were stunned.

They always thought that the beggar was from the Laoliang Gang, but they didn't expect it to be Yan Xiaoyue herself.

Yan Xiaoyue was so angry that she tore the note twice.

"You wait! Sooner or later I will play you to death!"

I didn't bother to talk to this irritable girl, so I called Fatty Xiao and Xiao Zhu to leave.

Look back.

Yan Xiaoyue walked not far away, and drove away in a huff.

At first I also thought it was a member of the Laoliang Gang.

But when she was begging from the restaurant to say auspicious words, although she intentionally made her voice thicker, the rhythm came out very nice, and she even had the feeling of a woman reciting the libretto of an old Beijing opera, which is impossible for people who have no singing foundation.

She took a closer look, and found that even though the clothes were baggy, she still couldn't hide her proud figure.

She took the opportunity of the waiter to bring her a box lunch, and quietly spilled something in the bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs that the waiter was supposed to serve us.

The thing that was spilled is probably something that makes people faint after an hour.

All three of us saw this, but kept pretending not to know it.

Laoliang gang, singing, women, drugging...

When these elements are combined, there is only Yan Xiaoyue.

She just loves to play.

But in the eyes of real experts, quack skills are very clumsy.

It's a bit funny to describe it in a sentence that has been used on the Internet many years later.

Xiaozhu asked: "Brother, how did you find Yan Xiaoyue?"

I said nothing.

Fatty Xiao teased: "How can I find out, the women Su Zi has seen have never forgotten their figures, no matter whether they are wearing clothes or not."

I:"……"

When Xiao Zhu heard this, her face blushed slightly.

I don't know if it was intentional or not.

The girl straightened her upper body a little bit.

Early the next morning.

A few of us changed to several buses and transferred to Songjiang.

Fatty Xiao's friend is Xia Xi, who called ahead of time in the car and told us to come to his house and his wife would cook authentic Hancheng dishes for us.

Hang up.

Fatty Xiao was very surprised, and murmured to himself: "This kid has always been a prodigal son in love. He has lived among flowers and never touched himself. Why is he married?"

Arrived at Xia Xi's house.

Xia Xi had already stood at the door to greet her in advance.

He was wearing a very textured casual shirt, suit pants on his lower body, shiny leather shoes on his feet, and mousse on his hair. He was neat, energetic, and good-looking.

After seeing us, he smiled and hugged Fatty Xiao enthusiastically, and then shook hands with me.

To Xiaozhu, he just greeted Xiaozhu with a smile, and Xia Xi only shook one-third of his hand when Xiaozhu offered to extend his hand.

Very gentlemanly western etiquette.

Xia Xi said: "I'm looking forward to your coming, prepare a family feast today, don't be disgusted!"

A group of people entered the yard.

Xia Xi's house is a detached house with a front yard and a back room. The area is not too big, but it is very delicate.

There are many flowers and plants planted in the yard, exuding fragrance.

After entering the courtyard, Xia Xi opened his mouth and said something to the inside of the house.

I reacted.This is actually Korean.

Voice lags behind.

A girl came out of the house. Her appearance belonged to the upper-middle level, but her temperament was like that of a girl next door, she looked very pure.

When she saw us, she showed a faint smile and greeted us in slightly broken Mandarin: "Hello, I am Jin Ruzhen, Xia Xi's lover, and welcome to our house as a guest."

After she finished speaking, she folded her hands on her stomach, bowed to us, and welcomed us in.

Typical Hancheng women welcome guests.

After we enter the door.

Jin Ruzhen turned around and went into the kitchen to start working.

I took a look at Xia Xi's living room. There were so many fakes, it could be called a small museum of fakes, but they were neatly arranged.

Some things look more real in appearance.

This is the real king of the pack army.

Xia Xi greeted us for tea.

We started chatting for days.

Xia Xi is very eloquent and candid in his speeches. Most of the conversations are interesting stories about how to slaughter foreigners. When it comes to his interest, he often plays the bitter face of foreigners after being slaughtered, and learns to utter a sentence or two of foreign curses to amuse people. Everyone laughed.

His catchphrase is "bring glory to the country".

It can be seen that after this hero, he is very proud of his work in the field of foreign films.

I admire Xia Xi very much.

Soon.

The food is ready, all Hancheng dishes.

But Jin Ruzhen greeted us very politely, saying that she had already eaten in advance and had to go back to class, so please take it slow.

Xia Xi gave her a car key and asked her to drive carefully.

After Jin Ruzhen left, Fatty Xiao asked, "Daxia, when did you get married, why didn't you notify me? My wife is from Hancheng?"

Xia Xi smiled and said: "It's not married yet, it's considered a fiancée. Ruzhen is an international student at our foreign language university, how about it, is it okay for a brother?"

Fatty Xiao gave him a thumbs up: "That's not bad!"

Xia Xi replied: "To win glory for the country!"

After all, Xiaozhu is a girl's family, so he has some gossip, and asked with big eyes: "Brother Xia, how did you and sister-in-law know each other?"

Xia Xi said: "One time she was arguing with someone in front of the street stall. I went over and saw that she bought a small copper Guanyin for 800 yuan. She planned to return to China and give it to her father to bless her father with a successful operation. The stall owner told her It was made of pure copper, but it cracked within half a day after going back, and it was all plastic inside."

"800 yuan is very expensive for a student. Her family is very ordinary. She wanted to ask the stall owner to refund the money, but the stall owner refused to refund her. She was about to cry. I know the stall owner. This guy specializes in cheating students and children at the school gate. A habitual thief."

"Although I sell foreign films, I follow the principle of 'three don'ts' in business. I don't cheat the poor, I don't cheat the weak, and I don't cheat my peers. I can't stand this matter. I asked the stall owner if he wanted to be whipped? There are quite a lot of people on the road, this guy was scared, so he quickly returned the money to Ru Zhen. After a few rounds, I fell in love with her!"

Fatty Xiao said: "Don't say anything, this is called a monkey who can't jump up and down when it sees the Tathagata! You have been playing for so long, you should calm down, when will you let my whole nephew come out!"

Xia Xi replied: "Don't mention it. Women in Hancheng are very traditional. We haven't had that much yet...just hold hands and kiss little mouths."

"But it's coming soon! My buddy went to Hancheng some time ago to meet her parents. Her parents were very satisfied with me, and gave me the jade pendant handed down from my family, and recognized me as the son-in-law!"

"When she graduates next month, I'll sell this house and hand over all the savings I've made from foreign films over the years to Ruzhen. I'll go to Hancheng with her and quit the antique world completely. My wife and children will live on the kang for retirement. .”

"My buddy, why did you ask you to come to dinner this time? Because next month, you will go abroad to Hancheng if you want to see me, comrades Smecta!"

When Xia Xi said this, his expression was full of the feeling of a Jianghu hero who has become famous and retired with a beauty playing the piano.

I saw the jade pendant on his chest and asked: "Is that the jade pendant that Ru Zhen's parents gave you?"

Xia Xi nodded with a smile, and took it off: "This is a good thing, no less than my whole family's possessions! I heard Lao Xiao said that you have great skills, come and palm your eyes."

I picked up the jade pendant and glanced at it, my heart sank.

Xia Xi of "Three No Pitfalls".

Maybe it was tricked by Smecta's colleagues.

(End of this chapter)