World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 958 Don’t miss a word
"Why do not you speak?!"

Guan Hong looked very angry and shouted at me.

I:"……"

Seeing that I was still silent like a dull gourd, Guan Hong seemed to be extremely angry. She raised her big iron-like hand and was about to slap me on the head.

I was so frightened that I covered my head and hid quickly: "What did you say?!"

When Guan Hong heard this, her hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, she laughed, and then she lightly flicked my face: "That's right! Good boy!"

Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart.

That means I can't beat him.

Otherwise, if this guy insults me like this, he will be paralyzed by the whipping!
Guan Hong turned around, took the remaining box of lunch, and handed it to me: "Eat! Don't be hungry!"

I:"……"

Guan Hong's eyes widened: "Are you going to eat or not?!"

I quickly took the lunch box and hurriedly replied: "Eat, eat, eat!"

I quickly opened the lunch box and saw a few slices of green vegetables, four or five pieces of bad fish, and a chicken drumstick.

It was obvious that he stole it from a packaged meal from a fast food restaurant when he took me to escape.

But why did he let me eat? Could it be that there was some medicine in the rice?

Think about it carefully.

Also felt unlikely.

Because Guan Hong, who can completely crush me, doesn't need medicine to deal with me. Furthermore, he doesn't seem to have the IQ to make or use medicine.

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

If I don't eat, he will beat me to death, so I might as well eat.

Even if there is really some medicine in it, I have been poisoned by the venom of the corpse snake before, and it is immune to all poisons. At most, I will feel numb and dizzy, but I will definitely not die!
I ate it with big mouthfuls.

Don't say it yet.

After a hard day's work, I'm hungry, and this meal tastes really delicious.

Guan Hong looked extremely satisfied when he saw my mouth full of oil. Even...I seemed to see a hint of kindness in his eyes, the kind that elders treat younger generations.

Something suddenly came to mind.

President Liu once said that Guan Hong's son was deliberately killed by Xiang Liu, which made him go crazy and mistakenly aimed at the old head of the Tian family. Combined with his previous state of observing my appearance in the alley, and just now The title and the look in his eyes now, this guy hasn't killed me yet, he won't mistakenly think that I am his dead son, right?

In terms of age.

It's pretty much the same.

But what Guan Hong said next made me immediately reject my idea.

He poked his head around and saw that there wasn't much food in my lunch box, so he handed me what he had just eaten: "Grandson, are you not full?"

I'm so...

This guy must have recognized the right person.

The random names in his mouth are definitely scolding me on purpose!

I quickly gave it up: "No, no, no, I'm full!"

Hearing this, Guan Hong rolled her eyes: "Damn it! You must not be full. You must eat, or I will beat you to death!"

I still don't move.

Upon seeing this, Guan Hong spat out the dogtail grass in her mouth, stood up from the ground, and stepped on my head with her golden fairy-like soles.

The blood all over my body ran cold, so I quickly picked up his lunch box and pretended to start eating.Guan Hong nodded with satisfaction and stood up to look at the scenery.

The mountain wind blew the plastic bags on his body.

Guan Hong has the sense of immediacy of a hero.

I took advantage of him not paying attention and quietly dumped his leftover lunch box into the river.

too disgusting.

Now the two of us are in a very bad position. Guan Hong is sandwiched between me and the river. Even if I want to jump into the river to escape, I can't jump over.

Guan Hong said: "Disciple! If you are full, I can teach you to practice Kung Fu now!"

I couldn't help but make a sound: "Huh?"

"Snapped!"

A slap came over.

My head was buzzing from the whipping, and I was caught off guard and rolled a few times on the hill. My throat felt sweet, and blood overflowed from the corner of my mouth. When I touched my face, it turned out to be swollen.

Seeing this, Guan Hong hurriedly came over and touched my face distressedly, with a very guilty look on her face: "Oh yo yo! Why is this poor little face so swollen like this? I deserve to die as a teacher! I deserve to die as a teacher! It's hard to get over it!" How could I be so harsh when I have a disciple?!"

While talking.

He started to pick up my hand and slap his face hard: "You slap me too, you slap me too!"

This is not an act.

He really made me do it!
How could I be polite to him? !
Anyway, I don’t know when he will kill me, so I might as well vent my anger first!

Instead, I pulled his hand away, gritted my teeth and raised my hand to pull it away.

There was a snapping sound.

Until his face was swollen and blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, I was still not relieved and continued to slap him as hard as I could!

"Enough is enough!"

Guan Hong cried out in pain.

I just stopped.

I thought he would be angry, but I didn't expect that he actually approached me with a smile, stood side by side with me, and made a scissor hand gesture like a photo taken between best friends. He turned around and saw that I was still, and said to me: "You also sign with me!"

I had no choice but to make a scissor gesture with him.

Guan Hong laughed: "Yeah! We are all the same!"

God!
If I had done something wrong, wouldn't a lightning strike kill me? Why should I be with such a psychopath who can't be beaten or escaped? !

Until now.

Only then did I understand that Guan Hong was a typical schizophrenic, a rather serious type who fantasized about multiple personalities.

Guan Hong sniffed, stood back to her original position, put her hands behind her back, looked at the sky, and said with a stern face: "Good disciple! Yiqi Gong is the best Yin Qigong in the world! The Tao creates Yiqi from nothingness, and then it comes from Yiqi. Qi produces yin and yang. Yin and yang are then combined into three bodies, and the three bodies give birth to all things. One qi contains four images, which is called taking yin and yang. It seizes creation, turns the universe, twists the qi mechanism, and returns to the true nature of the innate in the day after tomorrow. Yang! If you learn this skill, you will reach the top of the martial arts world! If you don’t learn this skill, you will be useless! My dear disciple, do you want to learn it?!"

I want to imitate your uncle!
I shouted back: "I want to learn!"

Deal with this kind of schizophrenic patient.

I can only do what he wants now, otherwise once he goes crazy, I will lose my head and there will be no way to make a difference at all.

Brother, you must endure it!
Hearing this, Guan Hong laughed loudly: "Okay! Then repeat what I just said without missing a word, or I will beat you to death!"

I:"……"

(End of this chapter)