World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 997
I drove back.

I passed by Baiyuan Hospital on purpose and saw that the hospital door was open at this moment. It seemed that they knew that we had escaped and everything was back to normal.

Looking at the doctors and patients coming in and out as usual.

They had no idea that just twenty minutes ago, a thrilling event almost happened inside.

I felt extremely depressed.

Even though Yun Qingzi's analysis is reasonable, I always feel that this should have been an opportunity to solve the problem with the least cost and maximum effect, but we let it slip through our fingers.

After this time.

I don’t know how many hard and difficult days I will go through.

When I thought about this, I became extremely anxious. I turned around and saw Xia Xi, who looked completely indifferent. He was sitting in the passenger seat, with his feet propped on the center console, smoking like an old man, and blowing out two smoke rings from time to time.

I said, "Tap, puff, puff! I'm not afraid of getting cancer!"

Xia Xi turned around and looked at me: "Su Zi, you look very anxious."

I said: "Nonsense!"

Xia Xi chuckled: "Let me tell you a story that will definitely cure your anxiety disorder! I have relied on this story to survive for so many years. Do you want to hear it?"

I:"……"

Xia Xi asked, "Do you want to hear it?"

I said, "You're really talking about it!"

Xia Xi said: "In ancient times, there was a farmer who grew chestnuts. His family raised a group of monkeys to work for him. Later, there was a famine one year and there was nothing to eat. The farmer thought about giving the monkeys less food. He gave them The monkeys came up with a plan: each monkey would eat three chestnuts in the morning and four chestnuts in the evening."

"The monkeys were unhappy and they all clamored to rebel. After thinking about it, the farmer changed his explanation and told the monkeys that each monkey should eat four chestnuts in the morning and three chestnuts in the evening. When the monkeys heard this, they were all very happy. , expressed great satisfaction and continued to work hard for the farmers."

I was speechless and said: "Isn't this the origin of the idiom "Wandering around and around at night"? What a trivial story!

Xia Xi said: "Oh! I didn't have nine years of compulsory education, but I still know idioms..."

I glared at him.

Xia Xi had no choice but to change her words: "You have to think about it! The total number of chestnuts remains unchanged. Why is the monkey happy when he hears four chestnuts in the morning, but not happy when he hears three chestnuts?"

I replied: "They don't count."

Xia Xi said: "Wrong! They are smarter than people. During the famine years, monkeys didn't know whether they could survive until night, so they ate too many chestnuts first! People are always anxious and worried about the future, and live in pain every day. Dote So stupid? Not as smart as a monkey, this is the wisdom of survival!"

"Every time my brother is in trouble, when I think of these monkeys, five words float in the sky. It's not a problem! I didn't catch the old pirate this time, so he is lucky. We should eat and drink. Don't do anything when trouble comes. Keep it in your heart..."

Talk and talk.

This guy actually snored.

When I saw this situation, not only was the anxiety disorder not cured, but mania also broke out, so I slapped his lame leg hard.

Xia Xi screamed, woke up, and stared at me angrily.

I said, "It's time to eat and drink!"

I parked the car.

Find a restaurant to eat.

The two of them had eaten and drank enough, and were indeed tired, so they found a hotel to rest.

It was around four in the morning.

President Liu called and asked where we were.I gave him the address.

Twenty minutes later.

President Liu has arrived.

He was driving a broken business car, and he didn't know where he got it from. In addition to him, there were Guan Hong and Chaizi who were unconscious in the car, as well as Mr. Huang and Dean Song.

President Liu asked me to drive the commercial car, and he drove the one we drove before and led the way.

After Xia Xi and I got in the car.

Xia Xi took Mr. Huang's hand and said, "Old Huang, my foot was accidentally dislocated. Immortal Su said he would reattach the ankle, so he insisted on helping me with the treatment. The wrist was reattached, but he removed my ankle. My hamstring is strained! It’s over now, I might be disabled, so you must save me!”

This guy really talks nonsense.

Hearing this, Mr. Huang looked at his feet and chuckled: "It's a small problem, it's not a disability... You are the same, Xiao Su. You can strain your hamstring just by picking up your wrist. It's a waste of time to learn martial arts."

I:"……"

Xia Xi: "Ah!"

While Mr. Huang was talking to us, when Xia Xi wasn't paying attention, his hand suddenly shook, and a silver needle had already completed the insertion and withdrawal action on Xia Xi's ankle: "Okay!"

After Xia Xi screamed, she shook her foot and it no longer hurt. She looked surprised and admired: "Mr. Huang, you are really the best medical expert in the world!"

Dean Song quarreled: "No one dares to claim to be the best doctor in the world, but in terms of acupuncture, Mr. Huang is known as the second, but no one dares to claim to be the first. I am coming with you this time, and I also want to take advantage of the success of the treatment." If you have the opportunity, ask Mr. Huang for advice."

Huang Lao laughed and replied: "Don't dare to use it as a small trick."

Xia Xi said: "Don't be modest, Mr. Huang. There is a saying in the Acupuncture Meridian. Nine needles are used to solve the problem of deficiency and excess. One needle is skin, two needles are flesh, three needles are veins, four needles are tendons, five are bone. Six needles are to regulate yin and yang. Seven needles are to regulate yin and yang. Acupuncture replenishes essence, eight acupuncture removes wind, nine acupuncture clears nine orifices, and removes the 360 ​​five solar terms. This is called each having its own master."

"Nine needles can eradicate all diseases in the world, not to mention that Huang Lao's unique skill is the thirteen needles of the ghost gate. It can be said that the silver needles of herbal medicines conquer the world, and the magic hands of Danxin are famous for the yin and yang of the world!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Huang looked at Xia Xi with an extremely curious expression: "Xiao Xia, do you still understand the Su Wen Zhen Jie chapter in the Huangdi Neijing?"

Xia Xi replied: "I don't understand. I'm just interested. I also like to study by myself, but there is no one to lead the way."

Huang Lao nodded approvingly: "Xiao Xia has a theoretical foundation. It is very rare for young people to like traditional medicine. If you don't understand something, we can have a good chat."

Xia Xi was overjoyed: "Thank you, Mr. Huang!"

I'm done thinking about the calf.

Xia Xi was on the road to learning Zhu Youshu and never returned.

Even a man like Mr. Huang was defeated by Xia Xi's extremely skillfully disguised sugar-coated bullets.

But where did this guy get all the acupuncture theories he talks about?

The car kept going east.

We actually came to the beach.

A farm vehicle came to pick us up and arrived at the port, where a ship was moored.

President Liu said to us: “Everyone, please get on the boat!”

I asked: "Old Liu, where are we going? You won't send us to Sakura Country, will you?"

President Liu shook his fan and smiled: "There is a small island in front of you. Miss Cen Yin, Miss Xiao Zhu, and San Heizi are all waiting for you."

(End of this chapter)