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Chapter 11, I’m just an ordinary person
After hearing the leader's words, the men in black burst into laughter, and then they began to attack Saitama's appearance and temperament in all directions.

In their eyes, Saitama was completely a country bumpkin and a bachelor, and was not worthy of being friends with their eldest lady, Shen Ling'er.

Qi Yu also understood from their conversation that these people might not be bad people. They were bodyguards sent by Shen Ling'er's father to secretly protect Shen Ling'er.

Then everyone has the same purpose, which eliminates hostile relationships.

But these people talk too much.

Saitama instead kind of hoped that they were bad guys so that he could beat them up.

As a result, after identifying themselves, it was even more certain that everyone was one of their own.

It would be a bit inappropriate to do anything like this.

And they are still ordinary people.

Saitama always felt that Superman's fists were used to protect ordinary people, not to attack them.

So he is having a hard time.

He wants to go.

The man in black still wouldn't let him go.

They also asked him to explain how he met Shen Linger.

Saitama was speechless, "Don't you think I'm ugly and think it's impossible for me to be your eldest lady's friend?"

The leader of the men in black said in embarrassment: "Well... Actually, we can't guess what the eldest lady is thinking! That's why I'm asking you, please tell me quickly so that we can go back and recover!"

Saitama thought about it and felt that everyone was a hard-working worker, so there was no need to embarrass each other or argue with them.

So he told me everything about his application experience.

Then all the men in black became very serious, especially the leader, who looked at Saitama's face with a frown and a constipated expression for three seconds, and said to him in disbelief: "That's it." ?”

Yes, they are disappointed.

Anyone who hears such a banal story would be disappointed.

It feels like a waste of time.

To waste time is to waste life.

The men in black felt that Saitama wasted their lives.

But when I saw Saitama's appearance.

The leader nodded again and said thoughtfully: "That's right, you have to look like this, so that's all you can do!"

Seeing the disappointed expression of the man in black, Saitama's fist hardened.

He couldn't bear it anymore and said, "How about we have a fight?!"

The leader of the men in black looked at him with disgust and said, "Hit? What to fight? Is your cerebellum flooded? We are all our own people, what is there to fight for?"

"That's true, but don't you think you're going too far? I can't bear it anymore and want to beat you up!" Saitama insisted on a fight.

The leader of the men in black also said: "You are really too narrow-minded."

Then others followed suit.

Saitama felt like he was almost hurt internally from holding it in. These people really deserved to be beaten in every word they said.

"Let's fight!" Saitama strongly demanded a fight with these people.

But no one accepted his words.

Even everyone looked at Saitama with that sick look.

This made Saitama feel even more unbearable.

But if he can't hold it back, to be honest, he is indeed sick.

Who in the right mind would hit one of their own?

Fortunately, at this time, a third party appeared in time to resolve Saitama's embarrassment. "Hello! Excuse me, I would like to ask if there is a little girl named Shen Ling'er here?" The person who spoke was a male who was dressed a little disgustingly, wearing flesh-colored tights, and spoke in a very effeminate manner.

He said he was a killer.

He also said that someone hired him to kill Shen Linger.

Saitama and the man in black looked at each other and understood what the other meant from each other's eyes.

It was Saitama who made the first move.

After Saitama took action, the man in black found that he no longer had to take action.

Because Saitama sent this disgusting killer flying into the sky with just a slight uppercut.

At this time, most of the people in black looked at Saitama with a change in their eyes.

A little shocked and a little scared.

No one expected that this seemingly ordinary ordinary person could have such terrifying fighting power.

So the people in black were a little worried about their leader.

Because before the disgusting killer appeared, the leader of the men in black offended Saitama a lot.

At this time, the leader of the men in black still looked as if nothing had happened. He narrowed his eyes and asked Qiyu without fear of death: "Boy, could that disgusting person just now be your companion? The one you invited. Babysitter, your acting skills are pretty good! How did you do this flying thing? Was there a helicopter hanging from it?"

The leader of the men in black looked up at the sky, looking for the helicopter.

But where is this thing?
Saitama closed his eyes hard, and then said: "Otherwise, you think I'm on the same side as him. Shall we have a fight?!"

The leader of the men in black immediately put on a super serious expression and said to Saitama: "What can we do? Young people can't be so impulsive! Don't say such nonsense! Little brother, you have to remember, reputation This thing is very important. When you are alive, you must cherish your own wings! You must never admit anything you did not do."

Saitama said: "I don't care, do whatever you want, I just want to beat you!"

The man in black continued: "Young people can't be so grumpy! You... blah blah blah."

He talked for a long time, chattering endlessly, much like Tang Monk was reciting sutras to Sun Monkey.

Saitama had a splitting headache from reciting it, and he quickly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, I won't hit you anymore, please stop talking, please."

Saitama finally couldn't bear it anymore and walked away.

This time, no one dared to stop him.

After Saitama was completely gone, the people in black surrounded their leader.Everyone started to flatter him.

Man in black: "Boss, you are so awesome!"

Man B in black: "That kid is so strong, but you're not afraid of him at all!"

Man C in black: "It has to be our boss. I was so scared that I almost peed just now!"

Man in black: "Look at my legs, they are still shaking!"

……

Hearing so many flattering words, the leader of the men in black sneered twice and said: "You guys, what do you know? It is because I am afraid of him that I say so many truths to him. If I had said less just now, , maybe now I will fly into the sky with the disgusting killer who was sent by someone just now to kill the eldest lady, right?"

It turned out to be the case.

So the direction of everyone’s rainbow fart became:

Man in black: "As expected of the boss!"

Man B in black: "The boss is very witty!"

Man in Black C: "I couldn't have imagined this move!"

Man in black: "I don't have a brain."

……

The leader of the men in black pretended to look deeply in the direction Saitama left, and sighed: "I'm just an ordinary person. That young man is really amazing! I see the shadow of my youth in him..."

(End of this chapter)