Ji Tang
Chapter 112: Coaxing a girl?Nope!
Chapter 112: Coaxing a girl?Nope!
Taking Rhubarb with him, Ji Song walked quickly. When he turned around a path, he saw a girl in a goose-yellow figure, grabbing a branch and muttering something.
"Go down, it's okay, don't disturb me." Ji Song said to Xiaozhu beside him.
"Little maid understands!"
After Xiaozhu walked away, Ji Song walked over quietly.Maybe Xiao Nizi was too focused, or maybe Ji Song was hiding better and was not discovered until he got close.
He didn't mean to eavesdrop or anything, he was just curious about Xiao Nizi's sudden trouble.Logically speaking, since he had just come back, he would not have offended this aunt, and he did not know who had offended her.
"Stinky Ji Song, Brother Stinky Song, you are a big liar. I hate you so much."
Hearing Xiao Nizi cursing him, Ji Song felt confused. Who had he provoked? What was he scolding him for?
Ji Song was confused and could only stop calling her, stood behind him, listened carefully, and wanted to know how he had offended her.
"You said, why don't you just stay at home and have nothing to do? Do you have to go to some battlefield? Just go, and you have made great achievements. Hmph! I hate you so much." As he said that, he stripped off the branches in his hands, as if It is as if this branch is a Ji Song.
"Pfft!"
"ah!"
The sudden sound startled both Ji Song and You Ning. If Ji Song hadn't been quick with his eyesight and quick hands, Xiao Nizi might have fallen into the pond.
"Wangwang!"
This was because the culprit had brought it on himself. Looking at Dahuang with a bewildered smile on his face, Ji Song sometimes thought that this stupid dog wouldn't become a spirit, right?
"Quick, let me go!"
Xie Youning felt that her whole body was burning to death. It was the first time she was held by someone other than her father. This feeling made her blush with embarrassment and she really wanted to find a place to crawl down.
Ji Song curled his lips when he heard this, put her down steady, and then let go.I thought to myself: What's the point of being embarrassed about a little brat who wants nothing?
A woman's sixth sense is very strong. Xiao Nizi seemed to have sensed Ji Song's thoughts before Ji Song said anything.
"What? What was your expression at that time?" Xiao Nizi's eyebrows were raised, and her heart trembled when she saw Ji Song.
"No, am I worried about you? Are you okay?"
Ji Song quickly changed the topic and let her continue to pester him. Ji Song could not guarantee that he would not expose the secret.The two of them are so familiar that sometimes they can tell each other's thoughts just by looking at each other.
In his previous life, he had a brother who married the girl he grew up with as his childhood sweetheart.
On the surface, his life is naturally happy and perfect. People give him enough face in front of others, but only he knows his life behind others.
One time after drinking too much, he said in front of Ji Song: "Brother, I'll give you a piece of advice. Don't get married with someone you know well. Even if you fart, the other person will know what you ate yesterday. "
Ji Song was curious at the time and asked, "Isn't this wonderful? It's great to know each other and love each other, and we can raise eyebrows together. Others who want it have not yet had a chance!"
Unexpectedly, when Ji Song said this, the brother immediately exploded and said: "What a fart! As long as you try one of your moves and she will know what you want to do, you won't say this anymore. I will just say it in front of her." It's like you're naked, better than fucking mind reading."
"Don't you also understand her? We know each other!"
"Fart! A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. Have you never heard of it or something?"
His words really frightened Ji Song.When someone sees through you completely without any secrets, it makes Ji Song feel scared just thinking about it!
After regaining his composure, Ji Song asked, "What's the matter with you? Everyone is waiting for you to eat. Why did you disappear without a trace? Aunt Zhang is worried to death."
Ji Song will never tell him that your mother has completely forgotten about you.You can't say this, but if you say it, with this girl's temperament, she won't be able to make a fuss to death. "snort!"
"Okay, tell me what's wrong with you? Who provoked you? Let me cut him off!" Ji Song said fiercely.
"Pfft!" "Hmph!"
He thought he made her laugh, but he didn't expect that the cold war started again in an instant. Now Ji Song was numb. Coaxing girls was really not his strong point.
"Tell me! Whatever you want from me, as long as I have it and can do it, I will never refuse!" Ji Song completely surrendered and could only remain shameless.
"Is this what you said? No regrets?" Seeing her cunning eyes, Ji Song knew that he was completely defeated again, but what could he do? Who would let him commit suicide?
"Say it! But I warn you, don't go too far!" Ji Song warned.
"Humph, I'm not sincere at all. As for what I want you to do, I haven't thought of it yet. I'll tell you when I think of it!" After that, he ran out.
Ji Song knelt down and slapped himself in annoyance: "I'll let you pity her and let you suffer for yourself!"
"Dahuang, do you think I, your master, am particularly stupid?"
"Wangwang!"
"You're so ridiculous!" Seeing the silly dog's bewildered smile again, Ji Song immediately slapped him.
"Wow!"
Dahuang aggrievedly put the dog's head into Ji Song's arms to seek comfort. Ji Song touched Dahuang's head and said, "You are still looking for comfort. Your master died unjustly. He just came home and hasn't had any symptoms yet. I owe him so much." I have a lot of debt, but the key is that I still don’t know what debt it is. Do you think I am unjust or not?”
After muttering with Dahuang for a while, Ji Song walked towards the pavilion.Fortunately, I walked through it when I came here, otherwise I would have really gotten lost.
I don’t know what Uncle Ming was thinking at the time. There were only so many people in his family, so it was a complete waste to get such a big house.
When they came to the pavilion, Xiao Nizi had already started eating on the table. Maybe she was really hungry, so she completely ignored Xie's mother's nagging and ate to her own content.
"Brother Song is back. I didn't eat well just now. Please sit down and eat some more!"
"Bang, bang, bang!"
As soon as Xie's mother finished speaking, Xiao Nizi became jealous and banged the bowls and chopsticks.Ji Song suppressed a smile and said, "It's okay, I've eaten. Youning was lost at home just now. She must be hungry now. Let her eat more!"
Mrs. Zhang looked worried at her daughter's appearance. When Ji Song went to look for You Ning just now, Xie Lian was curious about what happened, so he asked.
Mrs. Zhang told Xie Lian what she said in the kitchen.Now Zhang herself understood a little bit what was going on. Fortunately, he called her aside and asked her. If the sister of the Ji family heard, it would be okay.
Next, everyone drank tea and chatted for a while. Ji Song told them some of his deeds on the battlefield, excluding some that could not be said.
Ji Song's eloquence was pretty good, and he narrated the whole thing in detail. In addition, Xie Lian was also a witness and added some supplements to the side. Under the deliberate exaggeration, everyone was fascinated, even Xiao Nizi. He didn't care about anything else and listened intently.
I feel a little embarrassed!
(End of this chapter)
Taking Rhubarb with him, Ji Song walked quickly. When he turned around a path, he saw a girl in a goose-yellow figure, grabbing a branch and muttering something.
"Go down, it's okay, don't disturb me." Ji Song said to Xiaozhu beside him.
"Little maid understands!"
After Xiaozhu walked away, Ji Song walked over quietly.Maybe Xiao Nizi was too focused, or maybe Ji Song was hiding better and was not discovered until he got close.
He didn't mean to eavesdrop or anything, he was just curious about Xiao Nizi's sudden trouble.Logically speaking, since he had just come back, he would not have offended this aunt, and he did not know who had offended her.
"Stinky Ji Song, Brother Stinky Song, you are a big liar. I hate you so much."
Hearing Xiao Nizi cursing him, Ji Song felt confused. Who had he provoked? What was he scolding him for?
Ji Song was confused and could only stop calling her, stood behind him, listened carefully, and wanted to know how he had offended her.
"You said, why don't you just stay at home and have nothing to do? Do you have to go to some battlefield? Just go, and you have made great achievements. Hmph! I hate you so much." As he said that, he stripped off the branches in his hands, as if It is as if this branch is a Ji Song.
"Pfft!"
"ah!"
The sudden sound startled both Ji Song and You Ning. If Ji Song hadn't been quick with his eyesight and quick hands, Xiao Nizi might have fallen into the pond.
"Wangwang!"
This was because the culprit had brought it on himself. Looking at Dahuang with a bewildered smile on his face, Ji Song sometimes thought that this stupid dog wouldn't become a spirit, right?
"Quick, let me go!"
Xie Youning felt that her whole body was burning to death. It was the first time she was held by someone other than her father. This feeling made her blush with embarrassment and she really wanted to find a place to crawl down.
Ji Song curled his lips when he heard this, put her down steady, and then let go.I thought to myself: What's the point of being embarrassed about a little brat who wants nothing?
A woman's sixth sense is very strong. Xiao Nizi seemed to have sensed Ji Song's thoughts before Ji Song said anything.
"What? What was your expression at that time?" Xiao Nizi's eyebrows were raised, and her heart trembled when she saw Ji Song.
"No, am I worried about you? Are you okay?"
Ji Song quickly changed the topic and let her continue to pester him. Ji Song could not guarantee that he would not expose the secret.The two of them are so familiar that sometimes they can tell each other's thoughts just by looking at each other.
In his previous life, he had a brother who married the girl he grew up with as his childhood sweetheart.
On the surface, his life is naturally happy and perfect. People give him enough face in front of others, but only he knows his life behind others.
One time after drinking too much, he said in front of Ji Song: "Brother, I'll give you a piece of advice. Don't get married with someone you know well. Even if you fart, the other person will know what you ate yesterday. "
Ji Song was curious at the time and asked, "Isn't this wonderful? It's great to know each other and love each other, and we can raise eyebrows together. Others who want it have not yet had a chance!"
Unexpectedly, when Ji Song said this, the brother immediately exploded and said: "What a fart! As long as you try one of your moves and she will know what you want to do, you won't say this anymore. I will just say it in front of her." It's like you're naked, better than fucking mind reading."
"Don't you also understand her? We know each other!"
"Fart! A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. Have you never heard of it or something?"
His words really frightened Ji Song.When someone sees through you completely without any secrets, it makes Ji Song feel scared just thinking about it!
After regaining his composure, Ji Song asked, "What's the matter with you? Everyone is waiting for you to eat. Why did you disappear without a trace? Aunt Zhang is worried to death."
Ji Song will never tell him that your mother has completely forgotten about you.You can't say this, but if you say it, with this girl's temperament, she won't be able to make a fuss to death. "snort!"
"Okay, tell me what's wrong with you? Who provoked you? Let me cut him off!" Ji Song said fiercely.
"Pfft!" "Hmph!"
He thought he made her laugh, but he didn't expect that the cold war started again in an instant. Now Ji Song was numb. Coaxing girls was really not his strong point.
"Tell me! Whatever you want from me, as long as I have it and can do it, I will never refuse!" Ji Song completely surrendered and could only remain shameless.
"Is this what you said? No regrets?" Seeing her cunning eyes, Ji Song knew that he was completely defeated again, but what could he do? Who would let him commit suicide?
"Say it! But I warn you, don't go too far!" Ji Song warned.
"Humph, I'm not sincere at all. As for what I want you to do, I haven't thought of it yet. I'll tell you when I think of it!" After that, he ran out.
Ji Song knelt down and slapped himself in annoyance: "I'll let you pity her and let you suffer for yourself!"
"Dahuang, do you think I, your master, am particularly stupid?"
"Wangwang!"
"You're so ridiculous!" Seeing the silly dog's bewildered smile again, Ji Song immediately slapped him.
"Wow!"
Dahuang aggrievedly put the dog's head into Ji Song's arms to seek comfort. Ji Song touched Dahuang's head and said, "You are still looking for comfort. Your master died unjustly. He just came home and hasn't had any symptoms yet. I owe him so much." I have a lot of debt, but the key is that I still don’t know what debt it is. Do you think I am unjust or not?”
After muttering with Dahuang for a while, Ji Song walked towards the pavilion.Fortunately, I walked through it when I came here, otherwise I would have really gotten lost.
I don’t know what Uncle Ming was thinking at the time. There were only so many people in his family, so it was a complete waste to get such a big house.
When they came to the pavilion, Xiao Nizi had already started eating on the table. Maybe she was really hungry, so she completely ignored Xie's mother's nagging and ate to her own content.
"Brother Song is back. I didn't eat well just now. Please sit down and eat some more!"
"Bang, bang, bang!"
As soon as Xie's mother finished speaking, Xiao Nizi became jealous and banged the bowls and chopsticks.Ji Song suppressed a smile and said, "It's okay, I've eaten. Youning was lost at home just now. She must be hungry now. Let her eat more!"
Mrs. Zhang looked worried at her daughter's appearance. When Ji Song went to look for You Ning just now, Xie Lian was curious about what happened, so he asked.
Mrs. Zhang told Xie Lian what she said in the kitchen.Now Zhang herself understood a little bit what was going on. Fortunately, he called her aside and asked her. If the sister of the Ji family heard, it would be okay.
Next, everyone drank tea and chatted for a while. Ji Song told them some of his deeds on the battlefield, excluding some that could not be said.
Ji Song's eloquence was pretty good, and he narrated the whole thing in detail. In addition, Xie Lian was also a witness and added some supplements to the side. Under the deliberate exaggeration, everyone was fascinated, even Xiao Nizi. He didn't care about anything else and listened intently.
I feel a little embarrassed!
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Plunder life and carve out an invincible path
Chapter 413 1 hours ago -
Star Dome Railway: I am developing a Star Dome Railway mobile game in my company
Chapter 333 1 hours ago -
Unlimited learning of spiritual powers, I will suppress the end of the world
Chapter 214 1 hours ago -
I'm shooting anime in another world
Chapter 324 11 hours ago -
Great Sword Master
Chapter 1901 11 hours ago -
The hidden demon king, the empress brought her child to ask for responsibility
Chapter 675 11 hours ago -
Being too ferocious because of caution
Chapter 873 11 hours ago -
Mysterious World Tour
Chapter 510 11 hours ago -
Reborn Wild Boar: What's wrong with eating a few single people?
Chapter 138 11 hours ago -
Lurking in Konoha, part-time Hokage
Chapter 149 11 hours ago