big dry son-in-law

Chapter 1070 Zhuge then split!

Chapter 1070 Zhuge then split!
"Your Majesty, the weather is getting colder now. If these grains are not properly taken care of, they will definitely be damaged a lot.

Such good food, it would be a shame to waste it. Zhuge Sui said.

"Then go to Dali Temple and ask that bitch if he has any ideas!" Li Shilong said.

Zhuge then twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Your Majesty, Qin Mo has always disliked me. Even if he knew, he would not tell me easily."

Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to ask him to ask Qin Mo?
Now that the Qin family is in the spotlight, these two father and son are also smart people who get into trouble every day.

If they are really arrogant and domineering, there is still hope of overthrowing them.

Even if they can't be defeated, they can still get the emperor to ignore them.

But now, it's better to stay away.

"You go there with my will." Li Shilong said: "If he dares not to speak, do it to him!"

Zhuge then smiled bitterly and said: "What if Qin Mo is talking nonsense? Or what if Qin Mo bites himself to death and has nothing to do?
Is it possible that I want to do something to him too? "

Li Shilong was stunned, this was really the case.

Gao Shilian finally saw that Li Shilong wanted to find Qin Mo, but he couldn't lose face.

But Zhuge Sui couldn't handle Qin Mo, so he was in a dilemma for a while.

If he went there, he should be able to get Qin Mo to speak, but as a eunuch, it would be inappropriate for him to go.

Afraid of making Li Shilong suspicious, he said: "Your Majesty, it is getting colder today, and it is very cold in the Heavenly Prison of Dali Temple.

It was okay for the Prince Consort to be young and strong, but Prince Qin was getting old after all, and the scars and arrow wounds all over his body could not withstand the cold air. "

Gao Shilian's words gave Li Shilong a step forward. He was also the emperor immediately. He had injuries on his body. It was fine when he was young. But in the past two years, it has been aching in rainy weather.

If it weren't for the fire kang and water bed, winter would actually be quite difficult for him.

"That old dog, despite his age, still makes mistakes with his son. It's really annoying." Li Shilong snorted: "Let's go and see if the old dog is dead!"

Zhuge Sui secretly gave Gao Shilian a thumbs up. He was worthy of being an internal minister, and he spoke well.

Who doesn’t know that our Majesty cares most about his ministers?
He also hurriedly followed.

Soon, the three of them arrived at Dali Temple.

"Quick, Prince Consort, Prince Consort, hide the hot pot, Your Majesty is here!"

Zhang LaoTou ran in quickly.

Qin Xiangru was eating beef balls at the moment. He was so startled that he almost burned his mouth.

"Take out the meat and so on, and flush all the soup down the toilet!" Qin Mo quickly moved his hands and feet, using a sweat towel to hold the soup base of the Yuanyang Pot and poured it into the toilet.

"Open the window above quickly and get some air!"

Qin Xiangru wiped his mouth clean and wanted to lie down on the bed, but his stomach was so round that he almost spit out the food under the pressure.

He quickly turned over and hugged his round belly, "Ouch, it hurts."

Qin Mo covered his mouth and snickered when he saw this scene, and immediately took out the new delicacies he had made during this period. For a moment, the whole room was filled with an indescribable stench.

"vomit!"

Qin Xiangru pinched his nose, "Did you take that thing out again?"

Qin Mo said: "Dad, look at you, you are so chubby. You have gained a lot of weight after being here for a few days. You don't look like you are suffering."

As he said that, he rolled on the ground, but the floor was clean and there was nothing. He immediately opened the cell, rubbed all kinds of things, and even tore his clothes.

He spat on his hands, put a lot of mud in the next cell, and smeared it directly on Qin Xiangru's face and body, "Dad, I'm not holding my belly, I'm covering my butt!"

"You bastard, you put saliva on my face? It's against Tiangang!" Qin Xiangru yelled.

At this moment, the sound of the mountain shouting "Long Live the Mountain" came from outside, and Qin Xiangru quickly turned sideways and covered his back.Before Li Shilong even got close, he heard the voices of the two father and son saying "Ouch!" from a long way away.

"Ugh, what is it that smells so bad?" Zhuge Sui quickly covered his mouth and nose with his sleeves, "Who is wearing it?"

Li Shilong also suppressed his nausea, looked at the two father and son, and laughed out of anger.

I saw only the father and son, looking as shabby as possible, one with his butt pouted and the other covering his butt.

Seeing him coming, he shouted very enthusiastically.

"Hey, Father. Why are you here?"

"Your Majesty, your Majesty, your Majesty." Qin Xiangru rolled over from the bed and fell to the ground. He grinned in pain and said: "See you, Your Majesty!"

"I've beaten you twenty times with a stick, and you still can't get out of bed after seven or eight days?"

"Father, those twenty sticks were meant to kill us. We are still alive because we are lucky!" Qin Mo said aggrievedly.

Li Shilong directly kicked one by one, "You're just pretending, do you really think I don't know that you are enjoying the hot and spicy food here?"

The father and son received a kick but stopped shouting.

Anyway, it's just a formality. Children who can cry will have milk to drink, and ministers who can pretend can win the emperor's love.

If Lao Liu saw their father and son doing well, he would definitely be even more angry.

This has been the case since ancient times.

"Get up, go out and talk, it stinks!" Li Shilong looked at this luxurious prison, and for a moment he didn't feel luxurious anymore. He only felt that the stench was unbearable, and he wanted to escape from here immediately.

"No, no, we haven't realized our mistakes yet, so we have to stay here! Until we reflect thoroughly!"

"Yes, my father is right. My father is too confused. As the king of Xiaoyao County in the imperial court, he actually took me to have morning tea without any awareness!"

The father and son sang together, and Li Shilong kicked him again, turned around and left: "If you don't come out, I'll let you die in there!"

"Roger that!"

The two father and son quickly got up and followed out.

Arriving outside the prison, Li Shilong couldn't help but take a few deep breaths.

It stinks like hell!

But the smell didn't go away after it came out, it was still there.

Zhuge Sui suppressed his nausea and took a sniff, then pointed at Qin Mo and said, "The smell comes from your body. Tell me the truth, did you defecate in your trouser pocket?"

"What if I say yes?"

"vomit!"

Zhuge Sui quickly ran to the side of the tree and vomited.

Gao Shilian felt a chill and smiled bitterly in his heart.

Ancestor, if you want to pretend, there is no need to do this to yourself, right?

If this spreads out, people will laugh to death in the future!
Li Shilong was also speechless, "Please take a few steps back!"

Qin Mo chuckled: "I'm lying to you, I, Qin Mo, haven't wet the bed for eight months, how could I do it in my pocket?"
This is where the stink comes from, let me give you a taste! "

As he said that, Qin Mo opened his clothes, took a look around, and then took out a dark thing and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhuge Sui had just finished vomiting and saw this scene, his pupils trembled, "Damn it, Qin Mo is so drunk!"

(End of this chapter)

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