big dry son-in-law

Chapter 1437: Foolish means the smartest!
They say that before you die, you will see your past life!
Li Yue seemed to have really seen it. Countless pictures exploded in an instant and were quickly projected in his mind, very much like the little book that had just emerged in the capital.

"Hey, that thin guy, what's your name!" In the alley, a boy wearing crotchless pants and a big snot stood there with his hands on his hips.

The furry kid was strong and black, and he didn't look very smart.

The little skinny boy also sniffed. He went out to play with his brothers today.

Dad had just won the battle and was in a good mood, so he asked them to follow him.

"What do you call me!" The little skinny man also put his hands on his hips.

The fat little black man ran over and poked his head with his hand, only to knock him backwards. "Why are you as skinny as a monkey? I can flatten you with just one push!"

The fat little black man raised his head with a proud look on his face. He turned around and patted his dark buttocks, for fear that others would not know that his buttocks were very big!
The little skinny man was so angry that he wanted to touch his butt, but it was so dry and bare that he was a little shocked. "Huh, what's so big about having a big butt? The gentleman from the palace said that one must be able to read." Upper Class!"

The little black fat man's eyes were a little dull, "Reading? Even dogs don't read. I like fighting. Fighting is fun."

He patted his chest and said, "I have fought in several alleys around here and there is no opponent. Do you want to be my younger brother? When the time comes, I will find two younger brothers to serve you!"

The little thin man was a little moved, "No, my dad will scold me if we fight!"

"I'm so scared. My dad scolds me every day and I'm used to it. If he hits me, I'll climb a tree. The higher I climb, the safer I am.

I also deliberately scared my dad and threatened to jump from the tree. My dad almost knelt down that time. You don’t know how funny that scene was! "The fat little black man grinned, "It's very interesting to swing around on the top of the tree. I'll teach you when I have time!" "

The little skinny man's eyes widened, his imagination was a bit weak, he didn't know what kind of scene it was.

If his father kneels down for him
That's so interesting!

So, he nodded excitedly, "Okay, then you teach me to climb trees, and I also want my dad to kneel down for me!"

"Looking at how smart you are, you will be my little brother from now on!" The little black fat man grabbed the little thin man, "My name is Qin Mo, you will call me fool from now on. That's what my father calls me. He said fool is I mean, what’s your name?”

"That's nonsense, a fool obviously means a fool!" said the little thin man.

"You fart!" Xiao Qinmo punched him on the head and knocked him to the ground. "My father said that fools are the smartest people in the world. If you are uneducated, don't talk nonsense!"

The little thin man covered his head and looked at Qin Mo's huge fist. He didn't bother to argue and said flatly, "I'm going to find my dad."

"Shame!" Xiao Qinmo scratched his face with his fingers, "If you are bullied, go to your dad. My dad says that is something only a coward can do!"

The little thin man hesitated a little, stood still, and said with a red face: "I am not a coward!"

"It doesn't matter what you say, come and fight with me!" Xiao Qinmo said: "I made an appointment with the two brothers from Cheng Heizi's family to fight today. They will fight no matter what today. They call me eldest brother!"
You remember, we will run away after the fight, and when they are alone, we will attack them sneakily, remember this! "

"You made a sneak attack, you are not a good person!"

"Fart!" Xiao Qinmo's saliva almost didn't spray on his face, and he hit his head with another fist, "My father said, this is called tactics, you know nothing!"

The little skinny man burst into tears, raised his head and cried, "My mother said you can't hit your head. If you hit him too much, you will become a fool!"

"You are not smart to begin with, what are you afraid of!" Xiao Qinmo not only did not comfort him, but also put his hands on his hips, followed by a line of water that rushed to his feet, dripping and splashing all over his trousers.

He backed away in disgust. To be honest, he had never seen such an uncouth person before.

This fat little black guy named Qin Mo is so despicable!
Xiao Qin Mo stuck out his tongue at him, "You little fool, you are stupid and useless. I don't want to play with you anymore. I will fight by myself!"

After saying that, he twisted his buttocks and left. "stop!"

The little thin man shouted, "I'll fight with you. If I win, you apologize to me!"

"Just you?" Xiao Qinmo looked disdainful, "I'll tell you if you can win!"

The little thin man gritted his teeth and chased after him, "Also, my name is not Little Fool, my name is Li Yue. My mother said it means transcendence!
Do you know what transcendence is?that is"

"Oh, stop talking so much. Who do you think is the oldest person in the family?"

"Old eight!"

"Then I'll call you Li Laoba from now on!" Xiao Qinmo patted him hard, and then the man came to another alley.

Then he saw two dark-looking children playing at the back door. Xiao Qinmo said: "Leave it to me, Cheng Dabao, and leave it to you, Cheng Xiaobao. We can defeat these two brothers. We are the most powerful in these alleys." People!"

Xiao Liyue nodded, "Okay, I understand!"

He had never been in a fight before, and for some reason, he was so excited that he didn't even remember what Xiao Qin Mo said.

"Listen to my slogan and charge!"

Xiao Qinmo said something and rushed out, "Cheng Dabao, I'm here to settle the score with you!"

boom!
Cheng Dabao was also dark and fat. The two little black fat guys bumped into each other and immediately started to struggle with each other.

"Qin Hanzi, you don't have martial ethics, you attacked me secretly!" Cheng Dabao was knocked unconscious and could only be beaten passively.

"Brother!" Cheng Xiaobao yelled, raised his fist and greeted Xiao Qinmo.

Li Yue gritted his teeth and rushed over, but was dodged by Cheng Xiaobao, who pinned him to the ground and hammered him, "Wow, you actually found a helper!"

"Ouch, be gentle!" Li Yue was so blown away that his head was buzzing.

When he reacted again, the battle on the other side was over. Fatty Cheng Xiaohei fell to the ground and covered his arms: "Qin Hanzi, you are a dog, bite me, ouch."

"Qin Hanzi, where are you? Save me, save me quickly." Xiao Li Yue could only hold his head in his hands and passively suffered the beating.

Xiao Qin Mo, who had run all the way out, heard his call and slapped his thigh angrily, "This little loser is really good. He said he would leave after the beating. Why doesn't he run away?"

But just leaving like that was not his style.

His father said that the only one who has to go out of his way to protect his brothers is that he is the eldest brother!

So, he took a deep breath, shouted and rushed over, knocking Cheng Erheizi away, and then pulled the little loser and ran away!

"Shoes, my shoes"

Xiao Qinmo ignored him and the two of them ran to a safe place before giving up.

After shaking off his hand, I realized that his crotchless pants were gone!

(End of this chapter)