Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 76: Insomnia Tonight (Additional update for Derrick in the Forest)
There is a whirring sound!

Except for ninja shops and pharmacies, the shops on the street that must be open all day have long been closed.

The doors and windows of the apartment building on Konoha's Dainan Street were beaten by the north wind.

After Uzuki Xiyan's full body examination confirmed that there were no wounds on his body, Naruto was rushed to the bathroom to take a shower.

When I put the hot water on and soaked in the bathtub, my whole body felt warm instantly.

Taking a hot bath is indeed the happiest thing in the world.

Outside the bathroom, Yuhi Kurenai and Uazuki Yugao frequently heard sweet and melodious jokes, ringing in Naruto's ears like silver bells.

"Xiyan, you are quite big too, you are almost as big as me."

"Senior Hong, you are drunk."

"I'm not drunk. How could I be drunk? My title is the God of Wine of Konoha."

"Oh, I shouldn't have given you wine."

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I won't get drunk!"

Yuhi Hong's drunken voice was as soft as water, like a nestling bird's chirping.

Naruto couldn't help laughing.

At this time, a black character "二" appeared on his arm.

It's Sasuke.

Naruto had just received a call from Sasuke when footsteps suddenly sounded outside.

"Senior Kurenai, you can drink first while I go and rub Naruto's back."

Uzuki Xiyan sighed helplessly and opened the bathroom door without any hesitation: "Naruto, sister, come and help you wash yourself."

Then he walked into the bathroom openly.

Naruto only glanced back, quickly cut off contact with Sasuke, and then crouched into the water and came out with only his head.

In the hazy water mist, Maoyue Xiyan walked into the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel. Her heavy fruit was trembling, her waist was slender, and her white and well-proportioned legs moved forward.

"Sister Xiyan, I can do it myself."

Naruto soaked in the water, spitting bubbles from his mouth.

"Haha, it's okay, let my sister help you." Xi Yan raised her lips, smiled slightly, carried a small stool and sat outside the bathtub: "Sit here!"

"Oh." Naruto sat down obediently and exposed his back to Xi Yan.

"Naruto, I hope you won't be so impulsive next time." Uzuki Xiyan's small hands were round and delicate. She squeezed some shower gel into her hands, rubbed them together, and then applied it on Naruto's shoulders.

The moment her hand touched his shoulder, his pulse jumped.

Very comfortable.

Maoyue Xiyan continued: "It is good for a person to be kind, but the prerequisite for your kindness should be to put your own life first."

Although her tone was gentle, she was actually teaching Naruto a lesson for disregarding his own life in order to save Mrs. Sarutobi and Konohamaru today.

This was not something a ninja could say, and she was an ANBU directly under the Hokage.

But she said it anyway.

She had just witnessed Hayate's death, and she didn't want to see the child she had grown up with die again.

In fact, Xiyan had no tasks today. After sending flowers to the deceased Hayate in the morning, she was alone in the apartment feeling bored.

The habits accumulated over the years and the recent surge in her affection for Naruto drove Xiyan to want to follow him and see what Naruto was doing.

Followed Naruto to Sarutobi's house, then to the hospital, and then to Naruto when he was in danger.

Only then did Xi Yan find the right opportunity to sneak attack Kisame.

However, the strength gap was too large and the sneak attack failed.

"I understand." Naruto responded softly: "Sister Xi Yan's life must also come first."

"You should make your sister happy."

"Absolutely not."

Xiyan smiled: "What about Mrs. Sarutobi?"

Ok?
Is this any of her business?

She didn't help me either. I only saved her for the reward.

Naruto said without hesitation: "Sister Xi Yan is still number one."

Xiyan's white and tender little hands trembled, and after hesitating for a while, she suddenly asked: "What about your teacher Hong?"

Uh.
Teacher Hong is outside, she can hear the sound.

Naruto said dullly: "Teacher Hong and Sister Xiyan are both in the first place."

Uoyuki Xiyan stopped moving, her expression was a bit sulky, she raised her slender hand and pinched Naruto's cheek gently: "You little fool, how can you take care of so many firsts?"

"If you can take care of it, I can shadow clones."

"what?"

"It's nothing."

Naruto was a little confused and didn't dare to answer questions randomly.

After carefully wiping Naruto's shoulders and back, Xi Yan put his hands in the bathtub and washed them.

"Okay, if you take a bath for a while it's almost time to come out." Xiyan stood up, picked up the small bench and walked out, reminding Naruto again: "Taking in the bath for a long time is not good for your health, remember to get out early."

"I know." Naruto's already blushing face turned around and replied. His cute appearance made Xiyan couldn't help but bend down and pinch him again.

Then she noticed that Naruto's face was even redder.

Kurenai-senpai is right, Naruto is really a bad boy.

Uozuki Xiyan didn't stay long. Rather than coming to rub Naruto's back, it was better to say that she came to Naruto to have a few words alone.

After floating in the water for a while, Naruto climbed out of the bathtub and wiped his body clean with the dry towel Xiyan had prepared for him in advance.Then put on a bath towel.

The bath towel also belonged to Uzuki Yugao. She was wearing what looked like a miniskirt, and Naruto looked like a white Japanese kimono.

The reason is that Uzuki Yugao is too tall. She looks a little taller than the 1.7-meter Yuhi Kurenai, so her clothes look a bit bloated on Naruto.

After draining the water in the bathtub and walking out of the bathroom, a small room came into view.

This is a single apartment that Maoyue Xiyan bought in full. It has one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The whole house is very tidy, and everything is neatly placed.

It wasn't until Kurenai Yuhi got drunk that she added a sense of clutter to the small apartment.

She had taken a shower while Uzuki Xiyan was checking Naruto, and now she was lying on the sofa wrapped in a bath towel and holding a beer bottle, occupying most of the space.

A pair of beady legs are crossed, with a rosy face, and long flowing black curly hair falling in front of the snow-white delicate collarbone. The whole person's state is extremely seductive.

It's a pity that there is a bit of irritation at the corner of the mouth.

All of a sudden, the image was completely ruined.

Who could have imagined that the gentle Konoha goddess would behave like this after being drunk.

Asuma probably never imagined that the goddess of his dreams would have such a side.

Seeing Naruto coming out, Yuhi Kurenai burped her wine, waved and shouted: "Naruto, come over quickly and have a drink together."

"Senior, Naruto is still young and cannot drink." Uzuki Xiyan said.

"It's so small, it's not small anymore." Yuhi Hong punched the table in dissatisfaction, and the bath towel almost fell off.

Naruto agreed with Yuhi Kurenai's words.

Not small at all.

Naruto sat down opposite them with a fierce expression: "Sister Xiyan, I have grown up."

"." Yuhi Hong first held her forehead, and then burst out laughing.

???

Several question marks appeared above Naruto's head. Didn't you say I'm not young?Is this so funny?

Yuhi Kurenai ignored Naruto's expression, her face bloomed with joy as bright as the sun. When it reached her brows, she stood up, opened her arms and hugged Naruto into her arms, squeezing her face.

"Little Guitou, why do you get cuter and cuter every time I look at you? I don't understand. I really don't understand."

The faint fragrance of the shower gel stimulated Naruto's taste. It was gardenia-scented. This smell seemed to be able to move people's souls, and Naruto felt a little ecstatic.

Damn!

I'm going to faint!

Naruto really became a Uzumaki clan now, and his pupils turned out of turbines.

Needless to say, Kurenai Yuhi is worthy of being the number one illusion master in Konoha. Even Naruto, who is a jinchūriki and cheating party, cannot resist the illusion she casts.

Uazuki Xiyan frowned and rescued Naruto from Yuhihong's arms.

"Senior Hong, it's very late now, it's time to rest."

"Well, okay!" Yuhihong knocked on her dizzy head, squinted her eyes and asked, "Where should I sleep?"

"I only have one bed in my house, so let's sleep together." Uzuki Xiyan pointed to the bedroom, and then walked in while holding the still dazed Naruto.

Yuhi Kurenai followed closely.

It wasn't until he turned off the lights and lay in the middle of the crib that Naruto finally realized what the situation was.

"Huh~huh~" Yuhi Hong drank a lot of wine and fell asleep when she lay down, breathing exceptionally evenly.

Maoyue Xiyan, on the other hand, had her back turned to him.

In the dark night, Naruto's heartbeat was extremely fast, and his spirit was almost as good as ever at this moment.

Smelling the faint fragrance coming from the quilt, I felt no sleepiness at all.

At this time, Uzuki Xiyan turned around, put her arms through Naruto's neck, and hugged his shoulders.

In the dark night, her eyes were particularly clear, and she looked at Naruto with a faint smile like a spring breeze at the corner of her mouth.

"Good night, Naruto."

The light pink lips opened slightly and lightly tapped Naruto's forehead.

Naruto's eyes widened: "Good night, Sister Xiyan."

Today, I seem to be having trouble sleeping.

"."

When Naruto woke up the next day, it was already sunrise.

He was alone in the room.

When I walked into the living room, I saw the note left by Sister Xiyan and Teacher Hong. Sister Xiyan went to the ANBU to report today, and Teacher Hong also had a task to do.

So they left early after waking up and helping Naruto wash his clothes.

But before leaving, I bought breakfast for Naruto and put it in the microwave so that Naruto could eat it when he woke up.

I took a glass of water and rinsed my mouth, opened the microwave and saw the breakfast they left.

Naruto, who never cooks by himself, immediately recognized that this was the Kobayashi family's meat buns. Her family was the only one in the entire Konoha Village who would leave red dots on the buns as a mark.

Naruto remembered it very clearly.

After eating all the buns in a few big mouthfuls, Naruto used his transformation technique to transform into Shikamaru, opened the window and jumped down, walking struttingly on the street wearing a bath towel.

"Shikamaru!"

Suddenly someone called Shikamaru behind Naruto. Naruto didn't react at first until the beautiful girl with flowing blond hair stopped in front of him.

"What are you wearing?"

Ino looked at Naruto dressed as Shikamaru with his hands on his hips: "Forget it, never mind, I have something to tell you. Naruto is inviting guests to dinner today. You and Choji are not going to go. You can inform him by the way."

(End of this chapter)