Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 87 Licking a dog will lead to a happy death (two chapters in one)

"call!"

"call!"

"call!"

"Jiraiya, give Naruto a push, he has no strength left."

In the big fire shadow's office, a pleasant voice with a hint of gentleness could be heard, as well as the sound of thin breathing from overwork.

The afternoon sun shines in through the glass, and outside the window is the intuitive Konoha landscape.

Naruto was working hard in front of Tsunade.

Tsunade herself was looking at Naruto's ninja registration information, wondering what there was to see.

After a total of one month, Naruto and Jiraiya successfully brought Tsunade back to Konoha to take over the position of Hokage.

This was Tsunade's first afternoon as the Fifth Hokage, and she needed to organize the Hokage Building into what she wanted.

Collect all the former Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen's belongings on a small cart, move them one by one to the Hokage building, and hand them over to the Sarutobi family.

Tsunade originally wanted the Sarutobi family to move out by themselves, but there was an express rule.

In order to prevent the previous Hokage from taking away things that do not belong to him, this matter cannot be left to the previous Hokage and his relatives.

When the second generation died, the third generation took care of it. When the third generation stepped down, the fourth generation found someone to do it themselves.

This rule was made by Tsunade's second grandfather, the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama. She could never break her own rules.

Therefore, this matter can only be distinguished by Tsunade herself by finding someone she trusts. What should be given to the Sarutobi family and what should be left to her.

Naturally, this task fell on Naruto, Jiraiya, and Shizune.

The Hokage's office was tidied up all afternoon, and Shizune and Jiraiya were very tired.

Shizune was responsible for registering the useless brain, and Jiraiya was responsible for moving things.

Naruto was the only one who was pretty dexterous in his work. He was only responsible for pushing the cart, so he wasn't very tired.

But there is a kind of tiredness, that is, Tsunade-sama thinks you are tired.

With just a few deliberate breaths, Tsunade decided to hand over Naruto's task to Jiraiya.

Jiraiya: "???"

Why!

After half a month of returning, Jiraiya felt that he had completely seen the hateful face of Naruto, the brat.

He is active in eating, lazy in doing things, and the most annoying thing is that he always puts on an act when in front of Tsunade.

"Ah! Tsunade, don't believe this brat anymore. He just wants to be lazy on purpose."

"Just do it if you ask me to do so. Where does all this nonsense come from?"

"Then let Naruto move the things."

Jiraiya's voice sounded a little irritated. He was the most tired today. Naruto was only responsible for pushing the trolley, but he was actually moving things.

As a result, Tsunade actually asked him to help Naruto.

Jiraiya felt it was unfair and wanted to give up.

But when he met Tsunade's death gaze, Jiraiya hesitated again and snatched the trolley from Naruto's hand.

"I know, I just did it all."

Jiraiya said this helplessly, then turned his back to Tsunade and made a fierce expression to Naruto: "You brat, just wait for me!"

"???"

Damn it, your goddess asked you to work, but you don’t dare to refuse, it’s none of my business.

You actually asked me to wait?

Damn it, you asked for this.

Choose and start!
[Actively choose to trigger! 】

[Jiraiya helped Tsunade do something today. It was clearly Tsunade who asked Jiraiya, but Jiraiya blamed you, which aroused your strong dissatisfaction. The choice you will make is...]

[Choice [-], stay friendly: admit your mistake to Jiraiya and help him pursue Tsunade.Completion reward (talent. Self-disciplined person)]

Those who are gifted with self-discipline: People of the same sex will have a greater chance of teasing your partner in front of you, but you will not be angry, but will feel a little bit happy.

[Option 20, treat rationally: Seek help from Tsunade and let Tsunade teach Jiraiya a lesson.Completion reward ([-] taels)]

[Choice three, act recklessly: In front of Jiraiya, have a certain degree of intimacy with Tsunade, causing her to be in agony.Completion Award (Graduation Certificate)】

[Choice 40.00, cruel and ruthless: If the dog licks him, he will die a good death, beat him until he is disabled, and then dig a hole and bury him alive.Completion reward (Shukaku control [-]%)]

His eyes quickly scanned the four options, and this time there were three more novelties.

Just take a look at the selection and eliminate it directly without any hesitation.

Option [-] is a weird thing and doesn’t even have an introduction.

Choice four made Naruto stunned for a moment. He had doubted whether he could directly surrender control of other tailed beasts and extract it, but he didn't expect that it was really possible.

This is a bit outrageous.

But there is no need to choose now, because Naruto alone cannot defeat Jiraiya, and even if he can, there is no need to kill him.

Although Jiraiya has no brains, he is actually okay with Naruto. Even if he makes Naruto unhappy, it is not to the point of life and death.

However, when it’s time to teach a lesson, you still can’t let it go!

Naruto thought for a moment, bypassed Jiraiya and made a request to Tsunade: "Tsunade-sama, I want to duel with Jiraiya-sama."

As soon as these words came out, the three people present were stunned.

Immediately, Jiraiya's face suddenly brightened: "This is what you said, don't go back on it."

He had long wanted to teach this little bastard Naruto a lesson.

He eats Tsunade tofu every day, but he has never eaten it.

Today I have to teach Naruto what the rules are.

Tsunade frowned slightly, she thought to herself, what kind of medicine did Naruto take wrongly?
Where did he get the confidence to actually want to fight Jiraiya?

"Naruto, don't be too big or small, no matter what, Jiraiya is your elder, you have to"

Tsunade was only halfway through her words when Naruto began to flatter her: "In the past half month since we met, Tsunade-sama has become my most admired and admired idol."

"In terms of strength, Tsunade-sama, as a woman, surpassed all the heroes and reached the position of Hokage."

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"In terms of contribution, Tsunade-sama created many powerful medical ninjutsu and spread them throughout the world to benefit the people."

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"When it comes to beauty, Tsunade-sama is the best in the ninja world, unmatched by anyone in the world."

Naruto listed a lot of examples to praise Tsunade, comparing Tsunade to the only strange woman in the sky and on earth.

Even Tsunade herself blushed at Naruto's blow.

Although it was indeed a great feeling to be flattered, but there were Jiraiya and Shizune who knew everything next to her. Naruto was exaggerating, and she seemed to feel that these two people were secretly laughing at her.

"Ahem, Naruto is almost done."

If it continues, I will be too embarrassed to continue listening.

Just when Tsunade was about to interrupt Naruto, Naruto suddenly changed the topic and glared at Jiraiya fiercely and shouted angrily.

"But when Jiraiya-sama just turned around, he actually whispered that Tsunade-sama, whom I respect the most, is an ugly female tyrannosaurus in her 50s who still refuses to accept her old age. I will never let him go. I must fight him in a duel." .”

"It is not only the difference between superiority and inferiority, but also life and death!"

In an instant!
There was deathly silence in the Hokage's office.

Even breathing can be heard clearly.

The long-legged Miss Shizune who was registering files aside, after listening to Naruto's impassioned speech, subconsciously looked at Tsunade.

Hmm. Tsunade-sama's face has turned dark.

Then she looked at Jiraiya.

Hmm. Jiraiya-sama has already begun to tremble.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk" Jiraiya stepped on the wooden clogs under his feet and pushed back repeatedly. Looking at Tsunade, who had slender eyebrows and crooked eyes and willow-like smiles, he waved his hand and explained: "Tsunade, you have to believe me. It is absolutely impossible for me to say bad things about you, you must believe me." "Oh, why do you want me to believe you?" Tsunade clenched her fists and continued to approach on thin high-heeled sandals.

The ten toes painted with red nail polish are like crystal jade bamboo shoots. As they advance, they retract slightly, as if they are ready to attack at any time.

It was obvious that Tsunade was really angry.

After all, women are very concerned about age.

Tsunade said: "Shizune and I have never talked about age with Naruto. How did he know that I am over 50?"

Miss Shizune, whose specialty is legs, heard this and immediately nodded: "That's right, I didn't say that."

She knew very well that Tsunade-sama had a bad temper, and she must not sing the opposite. This was the basic rule for following Tsunade-sama.

"Ah? Tsunade-sama, are you really over 50 years old?" Naruto was taken aback and said in surprise: "It's fake, at most 20 years old, no more."

"Little devil, stop pretending, you really want to kill me!" Jiraiya pointed at Naruto, trembling with anger.

"Jiraiya-sama, what are you talking about, I don't understand."

"What don't you understand? You must have known Tsunade's age for a long time. Is it right to deliberately accuse me now?"

"Jiraiya-sama, please stop driving a wedge between me and Tsunade-sama. No matter how much you slander Tsunade-sama, I will never change my mind and become your disciple."

This sentence directly made Jiraiya's face turn green.

Because he had mentioned taking Naruto as his disciple before, but Naruto refused because he preferred to be taught by Tsunade-sama.

After that, Jiraiya complained to Naruto several times, scolding him for being obsessed with beauty, and told Naruto several times that Tsunade was a mature woman and would never look down on a brat like you.

Tsunade knew all of this.

Who knows if a "mature woman" in front of her is called an "old woman" behind her back.

More importantly, who is more trustworthy, an honest and lovely child like Naruto, or a shameless old toad like Jiraiya? Tsunade has her own way of judging.

Now he didn't wait for Jiraiya to explain.

A fist struck Jiraiya directly on the chest with a "whoosh" sound, knocking Jiraiya away from the Hokage's office and hitting the wall outside.

There was a "boom" and Jiraiya fell from the wall.

With this blow, Jiraiya seemed to see an angel coming to greet him.

Tsunade was as ruthless as ever, and her ribs were probably broken again this time.

However, I had contact with her again.

It's not entirely a bad thing.

"Tsunade-sama, don't be angry."

Naruto, that damn brat, is going to say something again to seduce Tsunade.

Jiraiya gritted his teeth and looked up, and then saw Naruto standing on tiptoes and kissing the face that he had dreamed of.

However, Tsunade was not angry, but seemed to be used to it. She stretched out her slender green fingers and pinched Naruto's cheek.

"You are a big boy, why do you always act like a spoiled brat?"

"I'm not being coquettish, this is my full love for you, Tsunade-sama!"

Naruto put his fist against his heart and stared at Tsunade's heart.

The breeze blew slowly, and the charming fragrance was carried to his breath. Looking at the snow-like flowers, Naruto could swear that what he said was definitely sincere.

Such exaggerated pecs.

Who can not love!

Tsunade smiled:
"You, little brat, do you know what love is?"

"You just said I was a big boy, why did you say you were young again?"

"My pleasure!"

"Well, Tsunade-sama has a big fist and a big reason." Naruto shrugged.

There was a hint of joy on Tsunade's face: "Haha, you are a little brat and you still have a temper."

"no!"

"Don't be angry, I'll give you a gift."

As she spoke, Tsunade untied the necklace she had been wearing all year round from her neck, then lowered her right hand, grasped Naruto's collar with her thumb and index finger, and pulled Naruto into her arms.

Naruto's expression froze, and his eyes shone as bright as jade.

"That necklace!"

Shizune's eyes widened slightly when she saw this scene. Others may not know it, but she has followed Tsunade for so many years and knows the story of the necklace very well.

This was a gift given to her by Tsunade's grandfather, the first Hokage Senju Hashirama.

She had given this necklace as a gift twice, once to her brother Senju Nezuki, and after her brother died, she gave the necklace to Kato Dan.

Kato Dan is Shizune's uncle and Tsunade's former lover.

After a while, Tsunade put on the necklace for Naruto. When he was pushed away, Naruto was still a little reluctant to leave.

At this moment, Jiraiya, who was lying next to the wall after being punched by Tsunade, felt a dull pain in his heart.

"How can it be repaired!"

"If only I could have been born 45 years later, then maybe I would be the one kissing and hugging Tsunade now."

No one cared about Jiraiya's resentment, only the selector carried by Naruto noticed.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing choice two. The reward (20 taels) has been distributed. 】

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (graduation certificate) will be issued after falling asleep. The reward is too special, so please be prepared! 】

Hearing the cold notification sounds, Naruto smiled heartily.

Naruto's laughter made Tsunade mistakenly think that he was happy because of the gift. She couldn't help but approach him and reached out to rub his soft blond hair.

"Tsunade-sama, please don't touch my head again, I will really be angry."

"Okay, I won't touch him anymore, and I won't touch him again in the future." Tsunade seemed a little dissatisfied with Naruto's words and said angrily.

Unfortunately, Naruto would never back down on this point.

What I hate the most in my life is people touching my head with silky hair.

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When I finished helping Tsunade, it was getting late.

Naruto was walking home alone.

There were not many people in the small apartment he lived in. Except for those who had no money to buy a new house, most of them were scared away by the reputation of the fox demon.

The gray street lamps on the street were scattered on the ground, illuminating the frost on the ground.

What the hell is that diploma?

I can't even view the function.

Maybe it is a very special and magical reward.

Thinking like this, Naruto couldn't help but speed up his pace home.

"crunch"

The door lock turned and the moment he opened the door, Naruto instantly felt that someone was in the room.

Raiders!
This was Naruto's first thought, and he responded accordingly. He immediately circulated Nine-Tails chakra throughout his body, drew out kunai, and prepared to kill.

However, just when Naruto was about to take action, he saw clearly the strand of purple hair in the darkness with his peripheral vision.

Maoyue Xiyan lit the candle, and the dim light lit up in the dark room, reflecting on her beautiful face.

Gentle and quiet.

These two words are especially suitable for Uoyuki Xiyan, who is wearing a snow-white dress at this time. Her thin lips seem to be painted with lipstick, and they are particularly bright under the light.

"Naruto, happy birthday!"

Mao Yue Xi Yan stood up cutely, pushed her straight purple hair behind her ears, and said with a smile:

"Your favorite teacher Hong asked me to apologize to you. She was assigned an urgent mission, so she can't celebrate your birthday with you."

(End of this chapter)