Starting as a clan leader: My rules are a bit wild.

Chapter 224 What nonsense? Accompany me to the West, or send you to the West

It’s really hard to bear and hold back!
But don’t tell me, Gatlin Bodhisattva’s logic is really flawless.

You're not even pornographic, but you still sell it to others as pornographic discs. Isn't this bullying an honest person?
When someone buys it back, they are very excited, have taken off their pants, and have all the paper ready. How about you show them the Calabash Baby all night? Who can bear this!

Ordinary people may only suffer the disadvantage of being dumb, but short mules...
cough.

Then again, a short mule wouldn't call the police.

If you do well, you will be beaten back directly.

However, the Gatling Bodhisattva had just become a dwarf mule. He had no money, no power and no influence... That guy who sold pirated discs must have had his bowels turned green, right?
But I have to say, this thing is really fun, hey.

I can laugh for a year.

"You're laughing at me!"

Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly reacted and stared at Lin Fan with an 'unkind' expression.

"···"

"Hahaha, I was discovered by you, senior."

For example, in order to gain a higher position, he engaged in black boxing and was almost beaten to death. In the end, he bit his ears and stabbed his eyes before he managed to win, and then became a small boss...
People on the road call him Brother Feilong.

"What's the happy thing?"

"I thought I could go back if I became a 'big boss', but now it seems... I'm afraid I won't be able to go back in this life."

But the speed of walking has not slowed down at all.

The two of them chatted with Gatlin and walked away.

In private, he calls him Brother Chuishui~
Another example is that he once slept with his eldest brother’s woman~
He also fought against Wang Bao in the Western District.

Gatling Bodhisattva also laughed out loud.

It wasn't until about half a day later that Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly sighed: "That's all, the past is gone after all. No matter how much you miss it, you can't go back."

"You were clearly laughing at me and never stopped!"

"Speaking of which, when I first came here, the reason why I joined Buddhism was because I heard that Buddhism has the lowest requirements for talent. As long as you have dark hands and a dark heart, you can become a big boss sooner or later."

The background and composition of this world are indeed a bit complicated.

"..., you are still feeding pigs?" Gatling Bodhisattva was stunned: "Can you get rich by feeding pigs in Xianwu Continent?"

Lin Fan listened to these interesting stories and pondered them at the same time.

Something is wrong with the secret passage!
Logically speaking, there is no need for Gatling Bodhisattva to lie.

As for Luo Tianhong, he is another figure in the championship.

"Don't worry so much, just hang out."

That fat man!

"My sow has given birth."

One against a hundred Abu? Isn't that from Wolf Fang?

Lin Fan was thinking about it.

"It's a bit chaotic, and even precarious, but it's still fun."

And if what he said is true, then the world before Gatling Bodhisattva traveled through time should not be a simple Young and Dangerous movie world, but a comprehensive Hong Kong movie world~
Who is Wang Bao?

"I miss my money~"

"I also miss my Hai Mimi."

"Good boy, change the subject, huh?"

“All I wanted to do was go back.”

Immediately, he took the initiative to tell many interesting things about his time in the world.

"No~!"

I also heard that a certain leader of the gang next door was killed by a stupid young man named Abu, who was one against a hundred.

As for how similar they look...how the hell can they be different? All three are played by 'Brother Jing'!
The battle of Sanjing!
That is to say, Wang Bao's subordinate 'Aji' is so elusive that Gatling Bodhisattva may not recognize him. Otherwise, it would not be the Three Capitals, but the Four Capitals~
Moreover, Gatlin Bodhisattva also knows Liangkun, a bastard in every mouthful.

"Missing my little brothers."

The most astonishing thing is that there are actually several masters who look very similar to this stupid young man. One is named Luo Tianhong, and the other is a martial arts champion from the mainland named Gao Gang...

"Hey, you kid!!!"

Gao Gang... is a character in "Black Fist".

"That's not clear, but our Lan Yue Sect does feed a lot of livestock and poultry. Even if we don't sell them for money, they are still good for eating."

"Ugh."

"No really, I just...just what?"

"Think of happy things."

He sighed endlessly and stared at Lin Fan: "Now, only when I dream back at midnight can I dream about the original scene."

"Hey, I don't know what happened to my little brothers after all these years since I've been here. I'm afraid their ashes have all been turned away. I'm afraid my territory has been swallowed up long ago."

"What I'm more afraid of is the chaos, those bastards touching messy things!"

"Damn it."

With a curse, Gatling Bodhisattva put away his emotions and thought: "Unfortunately, I can't go back after all."

"What does that poem say?"

"Yu, what do you want? You're not just a teenager?"

"It's a pity that I am uneducated."

"I can't remember it, and I can't say it well."

Lin Fan: "..."

"As the saying goes, buying sweet-scented osmanthus flowers and drinking wine with them is not like a young man's journey?"

"Ah, yes, yes, those are the two sentences!"

Gatlin Bodhisattva's eyes lit up: "It's so well written! It perfectly fits my current state of mind."

Lin Fan nodded slightly.

Just as he was about to say a few words of comfort, the style of Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly changed: "That's right."

“What do these two lines of poetry mean?!”

Lin Fan: "?!?"

No.

Didn’t you tell yourself that it fits your current state of mind?
Then you asked me what these two lines of poetry mean?
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he never laughed at others.

Everyone has different backgrounds and living conditions. To put it bluntly, how many of those who are dwarf mules are literate? How many of them just want to be dwarf mules?
Most of them are affected by the times and environment.

Wanting to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and bring the wine together is not like a teenage trip - I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and take the wine with me to go boating on the water, but after all, I no longer have the heroic spirit of my youth.

That's a bit more serious~
That's it - the past cannot be traced back, memories are like cold wind blowing.

"Oh, you are a cultural person."

Gatling Bodhisattva sighed again: "At the beginning, I wanted to find an educated and talented person to be my subordinate and my military advisor."

"Just like that Prime Minister Zhuge."

"However, no one follows me."

"It's useless to visit the thatched cottage three times. A short mule...unless he becomes a big water pipe and successfully clears his name, he will always have no future."

"Oh, don't say so much, we've arrived."

Gatling Bodhisattva rolled up his sleeves.

Just a swipe.

In the seemingly empty wilderness, a large number of pavilions and pavilions appeared.

Lin Fan frowned!
Before that, he really hadn’t discovered it!
"No, from now on, I have to develop my pupil technique as soon as possible."

"Even if you are far away from double pupil, you must at least have pupil skills, otherwise you will not be able to see anything and it will be easy to find someone else's fault."

Just thinking about it.

Then Gatling Bodhisattva smiled and blew a breath.

Call ~
Sanskrit flashes.

The formation that was buckled upside down on the ground and protected the entire building complex suddenly melted like white snow encountering the scorching sun, turning into a hole.

The most astonishing thing was that the formation itself had no reaction at all.

It was as if nothing had happened.

"This formation is pretty good."

"That is, you met me, otherwise, it would not be so easy for ordinary people to come in."

He waved gently, and while setting up a soundproof barrier, he whispered in a low voice: "Follow me, don't make any noise, otherwise this old boy will run away."

"If he runs away, our plan will be in trouble!"

Lin Fan clicked his tongue.

Obviously~
The owner of this place is also a big shot!
I just don’t know, who is the other party?
The two of them entered the formation cautiously.

At the same time, Gatling Bodhisattva used secret techniques to hide the movements and figures of the two people, and continued to approach the core area of ​​the building.

"It smells so good~!"

As soon as he got close, Lin Fan smelled the alluring aroma.

It’s that meaty flavor~!

Especially fragrant!
Even if it is the meat of various spiritual beasts that he has eaten before, the meat is far inferior.

"In my memory, I'm afraid I can only compare it to the aroma of someone stewing meat when I passed by someone else's house when I was hungry as a child, right?"

"Even, it's not even comparable to the fragrance. It's most likely because I'm too hungry, coupled with psychological effects..."

"What on earth is this stew?"

"Hey?"

"This old boy is still so good at eating."

"After so many years, he has been able to live a comfortable life as an old boy, but this time, I insist on letting you make some noise with me. Do you want to take care of yourself alone?"

"dream!"

Gatlin muttered.

Lin Fan scratched his head, dumbfounded.

This Gatling Bodhisattva is really~~~
interesting!

Closer, closer.

As it gets closer, the scent becomes stronger, but it is no longer realistic to continue sneaking in.

In front is a stretch of thatched houses.

It seems ordinary, but in fact it is blessed by 'Buddha's light' and special power.

And now that the door is closed, how can we continue to sneak in?

"Shh!"

Gatling Bodhisattva signaled Lin Fan not to make any noise, then rolled up his sleeves again and assumed a sprinting stance.

Before Lin Fan could figure out what he was going to do, he suddenly sprinted out.

boom!
The closed door of the thatched house exploded instantly.

Between lightning and flint!

The speed was so fast that Lin Fan's consciousness collapsed the thatched house before he even had time to explore it.

Immediately, a thin, old figure suddenly jumped out and fled.

"Is it you, old guy? Are you crazy?!"

"Where to run!?"

Gatlin snorted coldly and took a strong shot!

In an instant, Gatlin appeared in his hand.

With a cigar in his mouth, he suddenly stepped forward, stepped on the pile of junk in front of him, and then pulled the trigger~
Woo~~~Da da da da da!
Under the shock of the recoil, the flesh on Gatling Bodhisattva's face rippled.

The terrifying rotation speed and rate of fire were simply unbelievable. Even if Lin Fan tried his best to perceive it with his spiritual consciousness, he could not even count it. In just an instant, he could not count how many bullets were fired.

Fortunately, Gatling Bodhisattva did not aim at the opponent, but just hit the opponent's scalp.

But that 'gun-pressing stunt' also amazed Lin Fan.

"With this kind of power, this kind of rate of fire, how much recoil is it? You can also press the gun perfectly. Your physical fitness is really incredible. Can you only say that he is worthy of being a senior leader?"

He sighed inwardly.

The power of Gatling is really great!

Every bullet is outrageous, hitting the space and bursting into pieces. There are even some charms that I can't understand pervading it.

He even felt that every shot of this thing was stronger than a full blast from his Barrett!
What's even worse is that this Gatling probably really has a breath of thirty-six thousand revolutions!
Six rounds per turn.

There are more than 100,000 rounds in one breath, and each round is more powerful than the current Barrett full-power bullet, and it is probably much more powerful. Who the hell can withstand this? !
Lin Fan couldn't bear it.

And the thin old man obviously couldn't bear it.

He didn't dare to run anymore. When Gatlin took action, he suddenly stopped and turned around, with a look of despair on his face: "Gatlin, what on earth are you going to do?"

"I have no grievances against you, and I have no grudges against Mahayana Buddhism. Why do you come to trouble me?"

"Who said I'm here to trouble you?"

Gatling Bodhisattva put away Gatling and waved to him gently: "Come down!"

"Come down and tell me!"

The old man wanted to scold his mother.

Your fucking bullet passed right against my scalp. It was just half an inch away. It was just half an inch away. My head was gone!
You still told me you didn’t want to cause trouble for me? ? ?

Isn't this nonsense?
But the situation is stronger than the people.

He did not dare to curse out loud, so he could only lower his head and stand not far from Gatlin Bodhisattva and Lin Fan.

That is at this moment~
The space behind Gatling Bodhisattva was 'broken' one after another, and each 'bullet' returned on its own, and was then put away by Gatling Bodhisattva with a wave of his hand.

Lin Fan watched and nodded secretly: "Sure enough, Senior Gatling's Gatling has also been changed. Otherwise, how could he have such power?"

"No, it shouldn't be called Explosive Kai. It should be called... Xian Kai Gatling?"

"What's going on?" Lin Fan was thinking, but the old man felt uncomfortable.

Motherfucker!
I have been at home for thousands of years, and I have never gone out or caused any trouble!

Over the years, I have stayed on my own terms and offended no one. I thought I could 'live the rest of my life in peace', but as a result, I was just staying at home, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly I was fucked by Gatlin!

The house collapsed.

He almost got his head shot.

Who the hell are you looking for to reason with?
Gan!
At this moment, Gatling Bodhisattva changed the cigar in his mouth from the left corner of his mouth to the right corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Why, are you still afraid that this Bodhisattva will sneak up on you?"

"Don't look at your own weight. If this Bodhisattva wants to kill you, he can easily do it. Do you still need to talk nonsense?"

"Besides, those who come out to fool around must be trustworthy!"

“If I say I’ll kill your whole family, I’ll kill your whole family. If I say I’ll talk to you, I’ll talk to you!”

"sit down!"

"What did you eat just now? It tastes so good? Take it out and eat it together!"

The old man was numb.

"That's my pet!"

"Your pet?" Gatlin sneered: "I don't know about you yet? Your pet is meant to be eaten. Why do you look so miserable?"

"Is your saliva going to flow out of the corners of your eyes?"

Old man: "..."

Are you going to tear me down again? !
Outrageous!

It’s just you alone, there are outsiders here!
He was speechless, but he could only take out the hotpot from the storage bag~
Of course, not modern hot pot.

But a 'hot pot' that is in line with the current times.

The pot was bubbling, and the alluring aroma came out again.

Gatling Bodhisattva's eyes suddenly shone, and with a wave of his hand, he produced an Eight Immortals table and three chairs, and invited the two of them to sit down.

And introduced to the old man: "This is my little brother, fellow countryman~!"

"Tang Wu, Tang Shenwang~"

"In the future, he is destined to become a god, ancestor, and king of gods!"

The old man was startled.

He couldn't help but look at Tang Wu a few more times.

There has never been anyone who has been praised so highly by the old bastard Gatlin.

The man destined to be the God King in the future?
Isn't this the case that at least the divine body is close to me, and infinite adventures come to my door?

Gatling Bodhisattva didn't care what he thought, and introduced Lin Fan: "Don't look at how many hairs he has now. In fact, he is also a bald donkey. He is just incompatible with many Buddhist schools because he is not perverted enough, so he has been excluded."

"In the end I couldn't survive anymore, so I secluded myself here and never went out again."

"The Dharma name is Three Epilepsy."

"Old thing!"

San Dian cursed: "Have you ever introduced someone like this?"

"But there's one thing I haven't said before. I do seem to be out of place because I'm not perverted enough. Buddhism? Today's Buddhism... Bah!"

"What the hell!"

He cursed a few times, but had no intention of discussing it in detail.

Lin Fan was not in a hurry, he just cupped his fists and said, "Senior San Dei."

"Well, life is scary."

San Dian didn't know Lin Fan's background, and he didn't know how to blow water, so he said something about the future life, and then took out the bowls and chopsticks and put them in order, saying: "Old man, what are you looking for me for?"

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and fart if you have any questions!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Eat first, eat first!"

Gatling Bodhisattva is really greedy.

This stuff... smells so good!

The red, stewed pieces of meat were as big as a fist, and they looked delicious at first sight.

Lin Fan also swallowed furiously.

Don’t say anything else.

At least in Lin Fan's two lifetimes, the cooking skills of these three insane monks were definitely the best, and the second place was still far behind.

"Then eat!"

San Di was a little distressed, but the situation was stronger than others.

And it seemed that Gatling Bodhisattva really didn't want to fuck him, so he wasn't that worried anymore, so he personally served a bowl to each of them.

Lin Fan blinked and stared into the pot.

Don't tell me, there is really some in the pot, and... there are a lot of them!

He secretly said Niubi.

Just now, he was still muttering to himself, how small this pot is!
It’s just a little bigger than an adult man’s palm. It may be enough for one person, but how can it be enough for three people?
As a result, three large bowls full of meat and soup were served. At a glance, there was a lot of stuff in the pot!
Now he understood.

Obviously, San Dei is really good at playing.

This pot is actually made of Sumeru and mustard seeds, and it contains profound laws of space. It seems to be as big as a palm, but in fact, it may be able to hold a lake!

Maybe even a sea?

"Brother Tang, eat, you're welcome, there's still some left after eating."

San Dian called Lin Fan to start eating, but he was madly complaining in his heart: "As expected of the fellow brought here by this old bastard, you haven't even eaten yet, and you're already staring at the pot?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to bleed heavily today..."

"Eat, eat, eat. Don't be polite to this old guy. Don't think he's crazy, but when it comes to eating, no one can compare to him. I remember back in the day, I often went to him to fight in the autumn breeze."

Gatling Bodhisattva grinned and immediately began to feast.

After one gulp, his eyes lit up.

"Smells, it smells so good!"

"Sandian, your skills have improved again!"

"Cool!"

While speaking, he took out the treasured fairy wine, filled it for the two of them, and then drank it non-stop.

Lin Fan also took a taste.

then···
Almost jumped!

"It smells so good!"

A fragrance that cannot be described in words.

It is so fragrant that it penetrates deep into the soul.

The taste is also wonderful.

It's soft and glutinous but not rotten, but has a bit of chewiness. The fat and meat are mixed in with it, which makes it confusing!

What's even more amazing is that there is rich 'essence' and 'vital energy' in this meat, which can help people practice and increase the strength of the physical body!

Where is the food here?

This is clearly a pot of precious medicine!
"this···"

"Could it be dragon meat?"

Lin Fan was shocked and asked.

"Where are the dragons?"

San Dien muttered as he feasted: "But it is true that there is a bit of dragon blood, although it is extremely thin."

"It's a three-headed dragon dog. I've raised it for more than 10,000 years, and it's already in the eighth realm! I feed it big medicine every day, teach it how to practice, and help it break through, just for today!"

"You're in luck."

He felt more pain.

Tasty?
of course!
Amazing results?

That is required!

This is something I raised with great effort and expense, and it’s only because it doesn’t taste good that I have to worry about it.

I could have eaten it for several years.

As a result, I feel very sad for them now.

"It turns out to be dog meat!"

Lin Fan suddenly realized.

No wonder it smells so good.

A big dog in the eighth realm still has a bit of dragon blood, how can that not be delicious?
It's a pity that I am just a scarecrow, I can only get a taste, and the benefits such as helping with cultivation can only be wasted. But~
So fragrant!
He also started to eat.

The three old men started to grab like crazy.

"Don't eat it!"

"drink!"

Halfway through the meal, Gatlin Bodhisattva shouted: "Sandian, don't say that I'm taking advantage of you. This is good wine. It's from fairy brew. The effect is no worse than your dog meat hot pot!"

"That's pretty much it!"

The three epilepsy drugs were immediately started.

Lin Fan also took a taste.

Then he turned into a big blush.

It's not that you can't drink alcohol, it's that this wine is too 'high-end', the energy in it is too rich, and the medicinal effect is too strong. Even if you are a scarecrow, you feel a bit 'deficient and not replenished'.

"Cool!"

The three of them immediately started eating and drinking, and they all transformed into super-eating kings.

After all, they all have cultivation levels, so their appetite is naturally far beyond that of ordinary people.

In the end, when I couldn’t eat anymore, Gatling Bodhisattva actually started packing!
That dog meat hotpot with soup and meat would probably weigh a thousand pounds.

Then~
He handed it directly to Lin Fan along with the storage bag: "Take it back and eat it slowly."

Lin Fan rubbed his hands: "Why is this so embarrassing?"

Then take it.

Gatling Bodhisattva laughed loudly: "With this shameless energy, you are suitable to be a short mule. If you are under my command, you can be reused in two years at most and be promoted to a big job."

"It's a natural thing to be a Tou Ma."

"When the time comes, blow the whistle, tsk tsk~"

"pity···"

Speaking of this, he suddenly felt a little lonely.

Lin Fan was also silent for a while.

Time travel... Of course there are benefits to time travel.

But not traveling through time is not all bad.

And no matter what the past is like, there is always something worth remembering, except of course the bad guy who is all suffering.

"Oh, don't talk about this."

"Ten young and Dangerous boys, nine will always be bad, don't imitate them."

"I couldn't help it at the beginning."

Done.

Gatling Bodhisattva seemed to suddenly remember something serious and patted the table: "Put away the hot pot."

What do you mean?

San Dian was furious, rolled his eyes, and put away the hot pot and bowls and chopsticks.

"Go ahead."

"What are you doing looking for me, old guy?"

"You can't just figure out that I'm lucky enough to have a meal here, right?"

"If that's the case, you have to give me an explanation."

"Although my thatched hut is simple, it has lived in it for thousands of years, and it has feelings!"

"You have to compensate!"

"pay?"

Gatling Bodhisattva smiled: "Okay, I'll compensate."

"I'll pay you, Xiao Xitian, do you want it?"

San epilepsy: "???"

He was stunned.

Then he cursed: "Everyone says I'm crazy, but I think you old guy is really crazy!"

"You know that I can't deal with them, and I don't have the strength like you, so you want me to go to Xiaoxitian? Why don't you kill me?"

"You're going to pay me off to Xiao Xitian. If you want me to be hacked to death or if you want me to die, just say it. No need to beat around the bush."

"What kind of person is this Bodhisattva?"

Gatling Bodhisattva picked up the cigar again, took a deep breath, and then continued: "If it were just you, it would indeed be death, but isn't there still this Bodhisattva?"

"To tell you the truth, this Bodhisattva is leaving."

Lin Fan raised his eyebrows.

Got to go?
where to?
It can't be that he's going to die, right?

Then there is only one possibility... about to ascend? !

hiss! ! !
"Yo?!"

San Dian was surprised, but said mercilessly: "You old guy is finally leaving?"

"It's really a disaster that will last thousands of years!"

"No, it's been tens of thousands of years."

"I thought you damn motherfucker was going to die here."

"Bullshit."

Gatling Bodhisattva curled his lips: "I'm not here to argue with you."

"If I wanted to leave, I would have left a long time ago. The reason why I stayed here was because I wanted to find a successor. It's a pity... the environment is like this and I can't find a decent one."

"During this period, I also figured it out."

"Find a successor? Leave the problem to him to solve?"

"But why?"

"I'm living a good life, but suddenly such a heavy burden is placed on me. Do I owe it to me? Or do I owe it to all living beings?"

After flicking the ashes from his cigarette, Gatling Bodhisattva took another deep breath. Along with his epic breath, the flames flickered and flickered: "Street boy, you can't solve the problem yourself and leave it to your heirs?"

"What is this if not a street boy?"

"So, I decided to solve the problem first before leaving."

"If there is a heir, if we fight one more time, the heir will have one less fight, and we may even never have to fight again."

"We're leaving anyway, so why not make a big fuss?"

He looked at Lin Fan and uttered a few words from his hometown: "I'm going to attack your mother, I've already blown the bad smell, are you afraid of running around?"

Lin Fan: "..."

The taste is right. The taste is right.

This is the pure taste of Young and Dangerous~
However, he did not expect that Gatling Bodhisattva would think this way.

If you fight one more time, your descendants will have one less fighting...

Lin Fan still doesn't know what the situation is in the Western Region and Buddhism, but it is obvious that Gatling Bodhisattva, a person within Buddhism, is deeply disgusted.

Even, he was once a short mule who was involved in the underworld~
Even he looked at it and was disappointed to this extent, so what is the situation in Buddhism now?

Lin Fan couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

Buddhism~~~
I'm afraid it has already decayed into disgrace!

"You know how to speak your special mother's words."

"You are very strong, Gatling Bodhisattva is known to everyone."

"But you can beat me?"

"You can call us, why wait until now?"

San Dian was a little moved, but he still sneered: "Not to mention that the corruption and darkness of the entire Buddhism have already penetrated deep into the bone marrow. Even if it's just Xiao Xitian, you may not be able to penetrate it!"

"You're right."

Gatling Bodhisattva took off his cigar and chuckled: "I may not be able to penetrate it, so didn't I come to find you?"

"Let's do it together."

"Don't you already dislike those bastards?"

San Dei: "?!?"

"Old guy, you're so crazy!"

"You really want to take me to die?!"

He made a lot of noise.

Lin Fan watched and listened quietly from the side.

Come on, he can't get a word in.

I can't even get my hands on it.

Obviously, this Sanman is also a fierce man, at least a big boss in the 'middle' of the ninth realm, and he is probably at least on the fourth or fifth level of immortality.

Not to mention the clone, even if I am here, I can only kneel down and sing Conquer.

Even he is afraid of this, and even Gatling Bodhisattva, an existence that is about to ascend, is not even sure...
I can get my hands on a hammer.

I can get some benefits because Gatling Bodhisattva takes care of my fellow villagers.

It's better not to be clever at this time.

Faced with the noise and urgency of Sanzui.

Gatling Bodhisattva, on the other hand, blew out a smoke ring without hesitation: "Stop talking nonsense."

"You are accompanying me to the West."

"Or shall I send you to the West?"

Gatlin is back!
Lock the three epilepsy at close range.

The latter made everyone numb.

"You... you're so damn..."

After all, Sandei showed his obedience and did it.

After all, Gatling Bodhisattva is really unreasonable!
The strength is strong, and the magic weapon is even more powerful.

If he didn't agree, he wouldn't have to go to the West to die. He would be bombarded now.

I agreed to go to the West, and at least I could live a little longer.

and···
San Dian also had some expectations inexplicably in his heart.

Buddhism is really too decadent and dark nowadays. It’s hard to tell outsiders about these things!
Therefore, both of them made a tacit agreement not to inform Lin Fan.

But they know what Buddhism is doing now better than anyone else.

It looks glamorous, but in fact it is so outrageous that it’s okay not to mention it.

San Dian wanted to change before, but he was ostracized everywhere because he didn't fit in. Later, he gave up and planned to live on his own and stop caring about everything.

Gatling Bodhisattva has always insisted. What he wanted before was to accept a disciple, train him well, and even pass Gatling to him so that he can change everything.

But after Su Yan's incident, he suddenly changed his mind.

Let juniors solve things that you can't handle yourself?

So incompetent!
At worst, if you do one fucking thing, you'll die.

But if you can’t die~
Then you can continue your life for Buddhism for another million years!
This thunder will explode sooner or later!

If you arrange it yourself, many people may die, and you may be infamy for the ages. Even if you don't die in battle, you will be dealt with by the Buddha above after you go up.

But it is better than if this thunder breaks out completely, and then Buddhism and Buddhism, large and small, are jointly targeted by the other seven regions and one state!

The human heart.

Gatling Bodhisattva sighed.

Immediately, he waved his hand to completely wipe out this piece of 'waste', and said: "Let's go!"

San Dian's brows jumped: "Where are you going?"

"Find someone!"

"You don't think that just the two of you can change the world, do you?"

"···"

San Dian wanted to curse, but after hearing these words, he let out a sigh of relief.

I really want to say...I'm so damn afraid that you, the old bastard, will go crazy, so take me and fight for your life.

Although I'm not afraid of death, if I die like this, nothing will change. So isn't my death in vain?
"Who are you looking for?"

"···"

"Quit sex."

"That Lao Se Pi?!" San Dian was surprised.

Lin Fan was even more surprised.

Good guy...

What a strange combination this is!

A Gatling Bodhisattva, who lives in the underworld, has a Gatling breath of more than 36,000 revolutions.

A eccentric, ruthless yuppie who eats whatever he wants from his pet that he has kept for thousands of years.

What we are looking for now is an eminent monk named Jingse. '

Moreover, he is still an old pervert?
Old color criticism is called rebooting...

So, just because you are too horny, is it called rebooting?

But, can this also lead to Buddhism?

He suddenly reacted.

There seems to be something really wrong with this Buddhism.

Everyone doesn’t take the commandments seriously? !
Gatling was just that, he was originally a gangster, it was normal for Lu Zhishen to be worse than Lu Zhishen, there was nothing wrong with him.

This three epilepsy...
At least he was able to "drink wine and eat meat" so easily that he was also a big breaker.

There is no need to say more about the factors that led him to call him an old sex critic. It is impossible for him to abide by the precepts honestly. So, in the final analysis, are these Buddhist bosses 'bullies of all people'?

······
Half a day later.

Lin Fan's eyes were opened.

San Dian said that he would go talk to Jiese first, while Lin Fan followed to see the excitement and broaden his horizons.

Then···
What the hell, they actually found in a temple... what a temple!
And there are many beauties!
This made Lin Fan couldn't help but think of the temple over Asan's side, and he felt sick in his heart.

Made...
It's not that it's impossible, it's normal for a man to love a woman. As long as it's between you and me, you have a hundred or a thousand. Even if you're just playing with a lizard, Lin Fan will show respect.

But you are a Buddhist or a temple after all!

Are you still playing this kind of thing?
What if you build it outside?
What if you go to a brothel for prostitution? !

I want to take a high look!
So you ended up playing this trick? !

"Three epilepsy?"

"Aren't you hiding? Why did you come to me?"

Jie Se is a flowery monk with a fat head and big ears. His face is covered with lipstick marks, and the scent of rouge on his body can be smelled ten miles away.

When he saw San Dei, he was very surprised: "You have been hiding for thousands of years, do you want to join the world?"

"If you want to join the world, don't come looking for me!"

"I don't want to be ostracized and beaten up by everyone like you."

"Don't come to me if anything happens."

"There are so many beauties that I can't even play with. How can I be in the mood to go out with you and have fun?"

Three epilepsy: "···"

"Quit sex."

He said earnestly: "You are a good person, and your heart is not bad, you are just a bit lecherous."

"Back then, weren't you targeted and excluded because of those things? That means you were strong. Otherwise, you would have died long ago."

"How come some beauties have bought you off now?"

"You are lustful, but it's not like that, right?"

Jingse glared: "What do you mean it's not like this?"

"That's just me!"

"I am just as lustful as my life. Otherwise, why would my master name me Jingse?"

"Go away, I don't want to hear anything."

Quitting: “···”

"You don't care about your master's death anymore?" San Dian wanted to persuade him again.

"Made!"

"Get out of here!"

Jingse was furious: "Go, go, go!"

"If you don't go away, I will fight with you!"

"I can't help but spread the news, so I'll tell you that you're going to be born again and blow the whistle and make you..."

"Woo~~~ da da da da da!"

The words were not finished.

A shuttle swept over.

It's so fast!
Jiese didn't even have time to hide, he was exploded in an instant.

"what!!!"

He screamed, but fortunately he was strong enough, and he "recovered as before" in an instant, but he was almost frightened and turned around suddenly.

That is at this moment.

Holding a cigar in his mouth, the Gatling Bodhisattva swung the ground with a tyrannical and arrogant attitude: "Sandian, what nonsense are you talking to him about?"

"I'll give you three breaths."

"If you don't follow me, I'll beat you to death~!"

"you?!"

I feel numb after quitting sex.

"It turns out to be Gatling Bodhisattva."

"You are joking, you are joking."

"I have heard the name of Bodhisattva a long time ago. From now on, I will only follow your lead. Whatever you say will be whatever you ask me to do. If you ask me to go east, I will never go west."

"If you ask me to shit, I will never fart."

"That's pretty much it."

Putting away the Gatling, the Gatling Bodhisattva said quietly: "How wonderful it would have been like this earlier? Why bother talking nonsense?"

Three epilepsy: "···"

Caution: "...!"

Damn it, if you had told me earlier that Gatlin was crazy, wouldn't I have agreed?

"Yes, yes, but Bodhisattva, what on earth are we going to do?"

Caution is greedy for life, fearful of death and lustful, but very smart.

Can Gatlin take action personally, and even have to shake people...

How strong is the opponent? !
"It's very simple, fuck Xiao Xitian."

"Stop the thunder that may explode at any time."

Gatlin Bodhisattva spoke calmly.

"Fuck Xiao Xitian?!"

Jie Se trembled all over, almost shaking into a sieve.

"What, are you scared?"

"I'll give you a chance to regret it."

Gatling Bodhisattva smiled.

The Gatlin who had just put away appeared again.

"!!!"

"Bodhisattva is joking!"

"Xiao Xitian and I are inseparable!"

Jingse raised his hands as if swearing to heaven.

"You know that my master died because of them. How can I be on good terms with them?! It seems that I have been bribed by women over the years and cannot stop their honey traps. In fact, I just follow their tricks~!"

"It seems like I'm obsessed with the gentle countryside, but in fact, I'm just giving in and seeking information!"

"I have inside information about Xiao Xitian."

"I am willing to serve the Bodhisattva!"

"That's good."

"I'm not afraid of you messing around. If you dare to mess around, I can kill you before I die." Gatling Bodhisattva smiled.

I am quitting sex but want to cry.

but···

But at this moment, a fierceness grew in his heart.

It is false to just follow the plan.

Over the years, he has indeed become addicted to the beauty trap and cannot extricate himself.

But the fundamental reason is that he is unable to do anything, and he does not have enough strength to resist all this. Rather than being powerless, it is better to fall into their beauty trap.

At least you can come back at an advantage, right?

However, it is true that we are at odds with them!

Now, when Gatling Bodhisattva blows his whistle, maybe... it really is an opportunity.

At worst, give him a fight!
Who is afraid of who?

I've slept with so many beautiful women over the years, and that's enough.

What's more, before you die, you have to support a few people, right?
"No, I have to say something nice to the Bodhisattva later. When he takes action, he must kill my enemy first!"

(End of this chapter)