Starting as a clan leader: My rules are a bit wild.

"What's your expression?"

Tianpeng looked at them, his face full of dissatisfaction and displeasure: "You are all as cowardly as mice, isn't it just talk? They don't know it."

"Besides, I'm not talking nonsense. It's probably the case. Ask yourself, don't you think so? You just don't dare to say it..."

He looked at the crowd with increasing disdain.

Everyone was even more embarrassed.

They were angry but dared not speak out. At the same time, they looked at each other and found that the others were very upset and wanted to run away.

but···

There has to be an explanation, right?
What's the reason?

"Well, Tianpeng, you're drunk. Why don't we go back first and drink again later?"

"Drunk ass!"

"I'm not drunk!"

"Come, drink, drink him for three days and three nights!"

Tianpeng waved his hand.

drunk?!

A drunk person never thinks he is drunk.

I will never admit it!
The main point is that I won’t get drunk.

Even if he lay down after drinking, his mouth was still hard.

Seeing this, everyone felt extremely helpless.

You're not drunk yet?!

How dare you say these words? You are really not afraid of death!

But you are not afraid of death, but we are!

If you keep talking like this, it's really going to cost me my life.

It doesn't matter if you are not afraid of death.

It's fine if he dies, and there may even be a vacancy for the position of marshal. But if we are implicated as well, that would be a real disaster.

We clearly didn't say anything, yet we kept trying to persuade this bastard!

No, I can't listen to it anymore.

There are some things that don’t need to be said. Even hearing a few more words is a sin!
They were baring their teeth.

Someone rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I'm going to pee."

"Go on, go on."

After saying that, he ran away in a hurry.

Tianpeng frowned when he saw this: "Bah!"

"A lazy donkey will pee and poop a lot."

"How much did you drink? You need to pee now?"

"Let's continue!"

The others' eyes lit up.

My goodness, he is really drunk!
Everyone is at least at the peak of level thirteen or fourteen, so why would they still need to urinate?
Even if you drink more, won't the immortal power be directly absorbed as immortal power as it wanders around?

After all, what we drink is the wine of immortals, not those filthy things brewed by mortals that need to be excreted!
And you didn't even doubt this, so you must have been drunk, right?
We thought of all kinds of ways, and even prepared to find someone to secretly "send us a message" and "escape from the matter", but it turns out that urinating can solve the problem...

Damn it, you should have said it earlier!

As soon as they thought of this, they all spoke.

Either he peed, or he pooped, or he did something...
It was even used when my wife gave birth.

But he has no children, let alone a wife.

"Made."

"A bunch of bastards, they act like this and that even when they drink, they are cowards!"

Tianpeng curled his lips.

Just when I was about to get drunk alone, I heard someone calling me, and it kept going on.

"Who?!"

"Who the hell is disturbing my fun?"

He rushed out with the nine-toothed rake and took a look...

Good guy!
It turned out to be the commander of the Immortal Palace? !

He shuddered all over and sobered up instantly: "It turned out to be your commander. He was free today and had a few drinks. He came a little late. Is he not waiting for you?"

"···"

The officer frowned when he saw how drunk he was, "Tian Peng, listen to my orders!"

"The Grand Marshal has issued an order that Tianhe has been somewhat unstable recently, and it seems that there are evil spirits causing trouble."

"Order Marshal Tianpeng to guard the city immediately, kill the evil spirits, maintain peace in Tianhe, and restore our peaceful world."

"As long as the evil is not eliminated, Tianpeng will not be able to return."

Tianpeng couldn't help but frown when he heard this.

Made...
My vacation!!!
But he dared not disobey the order of the Grand Marshal and could only obey it and go out.

Soon after leaving, a cold wind blew.

Anger and drunkenness took over again.

"grass!"

"How could there be evil spirits haunting that haunted place called Tianhe?"

"but···"

"It would be nice if I could see a few more moons or see that one again, haha."

I am drunk.

A lot of the time, it's really... straightforward.

Of course, being spontaneous is a nice way of saying it.

A more unpleasant way to put it is going crazy while drunk.

After drinking two cups of rat urine, he no longer knows how high the sky is or how deep the earth is.

Fortunately, Tianpeng still had the most basic common sense at this moment, and knew that military orders could not be disobeyed. He hummed and complained while carrying his nine-toothed rake and setting off.

Speaking of which, Tianpeng was also a miserable man in the past.

My family has been farmers for generations, but in this situation, what future does farming have? If there is any disturbance, the whole family, the whole clan, or even the whole village will be ruined.

Even if there were no monsters causing trouble, it would be difficult to support a family just by farming, and people would starve to death on the road.

Back then, Tianpeng was an honest farmer. Although he was a terrible farmer and was hated by everyone, he was good at collecting manure, which made him suitable for raising pigs.
This nine-toothed rake was used by people to dig out pig manure and pig grass. Therefore, after practicing and becoming an immortal, he also got a nine-toothed rake as his own magic weapon.

It is considered a rare "strange weapon" among the immortals.

At least in this huge immortal palace, only Tianpeng can use this kind of weapon.

but···
It is said that there is a Tianpeng in the fairy palace with the same name.

But he was not a marshal, but a "goddess".

But that person is someone he cannot reach.

He staggered along the way, and although he was complaining due to the alcohol, he was moving quite fast.

Soon, they arrived at the bank of the Milky Way.

The so-called Tianhe...

But it is not a river hanging in the sky.

It is the Milky Way where countless stars gather and shine! It stretches for countless billions of billions of miles...
Within these stars, there are various large formations that are intertwined with each other. There is abundant immortal energy inside, which makes it a good place to raise immortal birds, beasts, insects and fish.

He Tianpeng...

cough.

It’s Marshal Tianhe.

Um···

To put it nicely, he is called Marshal, after all, the vast Milky Way is under his jurisdiction.

But to put it bluntly...
cough.

Just a small official.

But at least it is higher than Bimawen, at least it is a high-ranking official position, and it is a formal official position.

But to be honest, he and Bima Wen have reached the same destination through different paths.

How to say...

After all, they are all in charge of animals.

Fortunately, he doesn't need to feed it, otherwise he would be a real Bimawen.

However, although this official position is not high, it is a position that countless people would beg for but cannot obtain.

After all, he has a title in the Immortal Palace and holds the position of marshal.

Moreover, there is also a "navy" on the Tianhe side, which is under his command.

From this point of view, it is quite good.

······
There was a cold wind, even a strong wind, blowing all the way, and Tianpeng thought a lot.

I also calmed down a lot.

When he went to his own barracks to ask, the answer he got was: "Evil spirits are causing trouble?"

"What evil?"

"Who told the Marshal?"

"No!"

"The Tianhe River was calm, nothing unusual happened, not even a bird or a fish was lost."

Tianpeng: “…”

"I understand, you go down."

After sending his attendants away, Tianpeng remained silent.

"Damn it, is someone trying to make fun of me?"

"I am asked to guard the Tianhe River in the middle of the night, but I have nothing to do. I am disturbing people's peace for no reason."

"You're really asking for a fight."

He is bored.

As soon as the thought came to his mind, he closed the door and gulped down a lot of wine.

Being tipsy, he prepared to go out and get two wild game to satisfy his hunger.

The things raised in the Milky Way are all good things.

Even if it's just a chicken...it's a chicken that people in the Immortal Palace would like. Its origin may not be extraordinary, but its taste is definitely rare in the world.

Of course, generally speaking, even if he is Tianpeng, he is not qualified to give himself special treatment.

Unless someone from above gives the order.

But that's generally the case.

In private...
That’s a different story.

The Immortal Palace is a huge and powerful place. Would the people above it come to register these birds, beasts, insects and fish?

Even if they have an idea, it is only a rough number.

As long as the people below don't go too far and make it impossible to make up for it, it's no big deal.

certainly···
If you are really stubborn, there is nothing I can do.

However, Tianpeng was, after all, a mortal who had practiced cultivation. Children of poor families had to grow up early and understood the ways of the world.

Therefore, he had already become very familiar with the immortal officials in charge of breeding, and they often ate meat together in private. Naturally, everyone was like "good brothers" and turned a blind eye to it.

If asked by your superiors, just say that it was eaten by "their colleagues".

After all, there are a variety of food ingredients raised in Tianhe, such as chickens and insects. It's normal for chickens to eat insects, right?
Not to mention the racial conflicts, even among fish, it is common for big fish to eat small fish.

This reason has been tried and tested~
Just don't steal from those at the top of the food chain.

"···"

Tianpeng greeted people along the way and staggered along, and soon arrived at the depths of the Milky Way.

"What are you doing today?"

He was drunk and swept his eyes around, ready to lock on the target.

However, he did not notice that a wisp of black gas emerged from the depths of the Milky Way, instantly penetrated into his mind, and then disappeared.

Tianpeng didn't notice.

Still looking drunk.

He looked around, but instead of finding any food, he saw a few moon-moons playing on the other side of the Milky Way, near the 'shore'.

The Milky Way is filled with spiritual energy, almost turning into "water", so it is natural to play in it.

As the mist fluttered, the clothes of the moon goddesses were wet by the water vapor and stuck tightly to their snow-white skin.

The perfect figure that is looming is really fascinating.

Tianpeng took one look and could not look away.

Gulu...
He got even more drunk.

At the same time, his eyes gradually turned red.

It’s not that Tianpeng is weak-willed and obsessed with women.

But these moon maidens...
It's so beautiful!
So attractive.

Which cadre can withstand such a test?

For a moment, he was particularly interested.

If I could have sex with one of the moon goddesses...

No, how wonderful it would be if I could make love with these moon maidens?

hiss!
Once evil thoughts arise, it is difficult to control them.

If you can’t control it, just don’t control it!

What's the big deal?!
After all, I am the Marshal of Tianpeng. Even if I have no merits, I have worked hard.

The status of the Moon is very high, and that person has already been in harmony with the way of the Moon, so he can be called the "Moon God", but...

That's herself!
Besides, when it comes down to it, isn’t Taiyin also under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Palace?
Since it is under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Palace...

I have worked hard for the Immortal Palace for half my life, so can't I enjoy myself?
"Made!"

"Just a few moons~!"

Once a thought arises, it is difficult to suppress it.

Evil thoughts were coming to my mind, and my body... was out of control.

With red light flashing in his eyes, he dived into the water and approached the moon-moons.

Yue'e is playing.

Although they all have some cultivation, they are obviously not as good as Tianpeng.

Without even noticing it, Tianpeng touched him.

Afterwards, Tianpeng used the art of transformation and turned into a fish, swimming back and forth between their smooth, white and slender legs, touching them actively from time to time.

"ah!"

"There's something in the water!"

A Yue'e exclaimed.

The other Yue'es all laughed.

"Hahaha, there is something in the Tianhe River."

"There are a lot of small things."

“I can’t finish it.”

But soon, they couldn't laugh anymore.

Everyone had a strange look on their face and their bodies were twisting.

"There's something!"

"Oh my goodness, it's touching my leg!"

"It's touching my legs too."

"Ouch, it seems to have bitten me."

"What a strange fish, catch it quickly!"

"Ouch!"

"Catch him quickly!"

"Running over there!"

"···"

The moon maidens chirped, chased and played continuously.

Tianpeng, however, became even more interested. He wandered among the Yue'es, touching them from time to time, feeling very happy and relaxed.

but···

He was careless after all.

I don’t know if it was because he was drunk or because he turned into a fish and couldn’t use his magical powers, but in the end, he was caught by these moon maidens.

"Caught!"

"Let's see how I deal with him!"

"what?!"

"This fish... is so weird!"

"Why does it look like a human face has grown on a fish?!"

They were surprised.

What the hell is this?!

Who has ever seen this kind of fish?
Never seen it before!

But···
Just when they were shocked and puzzled, the fish suddenly spoke in human language: "Hiccup~~~"

"Isn't it just a human face?"

"Come on, fairies, let's continue playing and have fun together~!"

"ah???!"

"This...he is a transformed human!"

"Damn it!"

"This scoundrel!!!"

"rogue!"

"Quick, catch him and report to the Star Lord!"

The moon maidens were panicked, their faces flushed, and they were all shaking with anger!
So hateful!

Just now, this thing touched my thigh, and even...
I was bitten by it a few times, but I didn't take it seriously at the time, thinking it was just a naughty fish. But now it seems that it was not a naughty fish at all.
He is clearly a pervert!
Shy and angry!
They immediately used their own magic to tie up the fish and rushed to find Taiyin Star God.

When they held Tianpeng in their hands, they felt it was comfortable and smooth at first, and there was a fragrant smell that made them linger.

But when he heard that they were so ignorant that they wanted to report to the Moon God, he was immediately scared to death.

"To suffer!"

"If Taiyin Xingjun knew about this and reported it to the higher-ups..."

He combined his own guesses.

These Yue'e are most likely the bed-warmers of the Immortal Palace Master, or future concubines!

And I actually...

Snapped!
His fin suddenly slapped himself.

Confused!
How come you don’t even know your name after drinking a few mouthfuls of horse urine?
You are so bold!

How dare you tease Yue'e, the 'beautiful girl' of the master of the fairy palace!
Wait till you die!!!

In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through my mind.

He was stunned.

Also scared.

However, he found it unacceptable when he thought of the miserable outcome that awaited him.

After all, this is no small matter.

This is fatal!!!
If you are lucky, you may end up being convicted and then sent to "reform through labor".

If you are unlucky, you will definitely die, and your soul may even be shattered and there will be no reincarnation.

Completely dead and gone!

Then he thought about his past.

From a first-level mortal, feeding pigs and cleaning feces, he has been practicing till now and has become Marshal Tianpeng...

Is it easy for me?!

Now, just because of his drunken behavior, he is going to die?

hiss! !

inappropriate!

inappropriate!!!

I have to escape.

Although the probability of me escaping from the pursuit of the people in the Immortal Palace is less than one in a billion, staying would be even more miserable.

so···

No choice!
I must escape!!!
He gritted his teeth.

boom!
He used his own magic power to break through the seal of the Yue'e, and before they returned to Taiyin Star, he blew them away, and then turned around and fled.

"That is···?"

"Damn you, scoundrel! How dare he escape!"

"Who is he? Do you know him?!"

"I don't know him, but his magic weapon is so special, I think there are only a few people in the entire Immortal Palace who have it. Just ask him and you will know!"

"Correct!"

"Report to the Star Lord first!"

"···"

They quickened their pace and hurried to look for Taiyin Star Lord.

And report the matter.

"what?!"

Taiyin Star Lord frowned and was furious!
The Moon is a quiet place, and the moon maidens have been practicing in seclusion all the time. They are all very simple, and can even be described as naive.

Over the years, no one dared to do anything to them due to their reputation.

result···
How dare someone tease me like this?!

If they hadn't caught him, would the rapist still want to rape her own Taiyin star? ? ?
What do you think you are? !
Am I, the Taiyin Star Lord, just a decoration? !

"Just wait here, I will definitely seek justice for you!"

boom! ! !
The Taiyin Star Lord trembled all over, and his Dharma image expanded dramatically, illuminating the heavens.

However, she did not take direct action.

after all···
The identity is here.

It is really unreasonable that the great Taiyin Star God has to take action to catch a petty rapist.

Moreover, the other party is from the Immortal Palace. It is reasonable and logical to say hello to the Immortal Palace first, then let the Immortal Palace capture him, and finally hand him over to you for disposal.

Although it is a bit troublesome, rules are rules.

We still have to give face to the Immortal Palace.

Otherwise, you won't get any benefit.

Anyway, as long as the final result is the same, it doesn’t matter who takes action.

Besides...
I am the Immortal King, and I personally caught the little pervert...

Once this matter gets out, I'm afraid countless people will gossip about it!

There have been a lot of rumors against me before. If it happens again, I'm afraid that people will spread the rumor that I was raped by that rapist or that I was abandoned by someone!
How does this work?
The importance of reputation cannot be overstated.

For the sake of his face, the Immortal King would fight to the death.

······
"hiss!!!"

Tianpeng had already escaped very far.

However, the surging power and terrifying appearance of Taiyin Xingjun still made him tremble all over. Even though they were far away, his whole body was almost frozen by the power of Taiyin and turned into an ice sculpture.

"Damn it!"

"she···"

"It's so terrifying?!"

Fortunately, she did not take direct action, so Tianpeng did not die. Instead, he seized the opportunity to escape for his life, wishing he had four legs.

you say···
There are so many creatures with four legs, why do humans only have two legs?

Wouldn't it be great if humans also had four legs?
Then I can definitely run faster!

He was in a state of disquiet and began to have wild thoughts while escaping.

······
"what?"

"Is there such a thing?!"

The Moon God shines upon the heavens, and the Dharmadhatu comes personally to the palace of immortals to ask for the Dharma.

The immortal palace is shaking!

Even the master of the Immortal Palace was alarmed.

"He is so bold. It's bad enough that he plundered the Tianhe River, but he even dared to tease Yue'e. He deserves death!"

That is at this moment.

The officials in charge of Tianhe all looked pale.

Damn, something happened!

This damn Tianpeng!

what is this!

You are so bold that you even dare to play with the spare furnace of the master of the fairy palace. You are really...
Fucked!

They trembled and immediately fell to their knees.

"Um?!"

The master of the Immortal Palace looked at them with a gloomy gaze: "Why are you so panicked?"

"We have failed in our duty!"

"I just heard about Tian Peng's incident and felt something was wrong, so I secretly sent my men to investigate. Only then did I discover that Tian Peng had actually embezzled and eaten a lot of the spiritual creatures kept in the Tianhe River. This is our fault..."

They were eager to confess.

My heart is bitter.

So miserable!

I was badly hurt by that damn Tianpeng.

Normally we all live in peace, but if there is any problem with the ceiling, the higher-ups will definitely send people to investigate thoroughly.

This check...

Isn't that the end of it?

Among those people in charge of Tianhe, which one of them is clean?
No one can really stand up to scrutiny.

If you can't stand the investigation, then why don't you confess your crime immediately and put the blame on Tianpeng first.

Anyway, he has committed a capital crime, so he doesn't care about one or two more sentences.

but···
After they took the initiative to "apologize", their hearts gradually calmed down.

"Although Tianpeng's move has caused us great suffering, as the saying goes, a blessing in disguise. This is a disaster, but it may not be a bad thing."

"As long as we push this matter onto Tianpeng..."

"Although we will also be charged with dereliction of duty, dereliction of duty is much better than embezzlement."

"The worst that can happen is a salary penalty or a demotion."

"But all the previous charges will be written off."

"Um!!!"

"Nothing wrong!"

"Is there such a thing?"

The Lord of the Immortal Palace looked at them deeply.

To be honest, these things...
How could he not know?
only···
Hi.

If the water is clear, there will be no fish.

If you really observe everything, it may not be of any benefit. Sometimes, if you turn a blind eye, these subordinates will be more useful.

After all, such a huge immortal palace cannot be supported by one person alone.

But now...

If Tianpeng commits a crime, Tianhe will inevitably be cleared and thoroughly investigated.

They are eager to jump out, which clearly shows that they are trying to pass on the blame.

He wanted to punish them casually, but considering that they had indeed been too bold in recent years, it was time to give them a warning, so he pretended to be silent and said, "How many spiritual things did Tian Peng eat by stealing from the public?"

Several responsible officials looked at each other.

One of them said quickly: "In total, there are more than 17,360 kinds of spiritual plants, various birds, beasts, insects and fish... a total of 13,780,000 kilograms..."

As soon as these words came out.

The expressions of the others present changed.

I want to laugh, but I dare not.

Even the image of Taiyin Star Lord couldn't help but look sideways.

The other Tianhe officials who didn't speak all buried their heads in their "stomachs" like quails.

“Great!”

The master of the Immortal Palace stared at the few people with a burning gaze: "Is this ceiling in the sign of the pig?"

"How long have you been guarding the Tianhe River? How come you ate so much? Huh?"

"This this···"

Several people's scalps were numb.

The person who spoke also knew that something was wrong.

If this matter were reported secretly and in an official document, there would be nothing wrong with it.

You can say it in public...
Isn't this treating the big guys like idiots? ? ?

But the words have already been spoken. If I change my words, wouldn’t I be in trouble?

Helpless, they made up their minds and went down this path: "That's it."

"However, maybe the ceiling was not used entirely by the owner, but was donated or sold to others?"

"···"

The Lord of the Immortal Palace stared at them, causing their hearts to beat wildly and their legs to tremble uncontrollably.

"Is that so?"

The corners of his mouth curled up slowly: "It's better to be so."

In the end, he didn't impose a heavy fine.

As the master of the Immortal Palace, he is an experienced man, how could he not know that these guys are "settling the accounts"?
Whenever Tianpeng got into trouble, he obviously became the one to take the blame.

but···

The problem is not big.

It would be enough to just warn these people and then kill a chicken to scare the monkeys.

"You have failed to perform your duties, causing huge losses to the property and resources of the Immortal Palace. You will be punished according to the law!"

"Yes, Your Majesty."

They knelt down immediately and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace."

"Your Majesty is wise..."

"enough!"

The master of the Immortal Palace waved his hand and said, "This matter has come to an end!"

"But Tianpeng was sentenced to death for multiple crimes."

"Order the twelve divine generals, the Six Dings and Six Jias, to attack and kill Tian Peng."

"You want to see people alive, you want to see corpses when you're dead!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!!!"

"···"

"It doesn't matter if it's a human or a corpse."

Taiyin Xingjun spoke at this moment: "In the end, everything will be handed over to me."

"I, however, will give an explanation to the Yue'e with his corpse."

"Yes! Xingjun."

"···"

Meeting adjourned~!

The Immortal Palace moved quickly.

Before the meeting was even over, as soon as the Lord of the Immortal Palace gave the order, the Six Dings, Six Jias and Twelve Divine Generals rushed out of the Immortal Palace and began to hunt down Tian Peng!

The Six Dings and Six Jias were originally gods in charge of the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches, and there were twelve of them.

There are six Ding gods: Dingmao, Dingsi, Dingwei, Dingyou, Dinghai and Dingchou.

There are six Jia gods: Jiazi, Jiaxu, Jiashen, Jiawu, Jiachen and Jiayin.

In the Immortal Palace, his status is not too high, but not too low either.

Their strength is not weaker than Tian Peng. If they attack together, Tian Peng will naturally be unable to escape.

Therefore, they don't need to make any preparation at all.

Just rush forward!
However, since Tian Peng had been running away for some time, it was difficult for them to determine his location. Therefore, while chasing him, they were also contacting "Clairvoyance" and "Super Ear".

Of course, it’s not the clairvoyance and super hearing in Journey to the West.

Instead, they are 'colleagues' who have practiced relevant magical powers and can 'lock on' enemies from a long distance.

And from them, I got the clues about Tianpeng, and then I chased him all the way...
"Damn it!"

"I'm being watched."

Tianpeng soon realized that he was being targeted.

He also didn't think that he could escape the detection of the Immortal Palace.

after all···
What am I?

What kind of existence is the Immortal Palace?

Do you still want to hide this from the Immortal Palace's investigation? What's going on?
Although this escape is a ray of hope for survival, it must be only one in ten million...
And you must make every effort to seize this glimmer of hope and escape.

At this moment, he was already completely sober.

It’s scary to be awake!
"I must make use of everything I can, otherwise..."

"Death is certain!"

"Now, I must have been targeted, but I don't know who is targeting me. I must get intelligence first, so that I can prepare in advance and be more calm."

"That's all."

He took a deep breath and said, "I don't care whether we are enemies or not. My life is more important!"

He immediately contacted his old 'friends'.

Um···

The top official in charge of Tianhe
"Tianpeng?!"

The senior official had just received his fine and was struck by lightning, his entire body was burnt black and his hair was blown up. "How dare you contact me?"

"Do you know that you are in trouble?!"

"Hurry up and turn yourself in, or no one can save you!"

Tianpeng sneered: "Come back? Come back to die?"

"But you..." the official wanted to say more.

But Tian Peng interrupted him directly: "Stop talking nonsense. I contacted you not to reminisce with you or to discuss with you, but to ask you to tell me who is the person who came to arrest me, where is he now, and how to avoid him?"

"you?"

He glared: "How ridiculous!"

"How could I go along with you?"

"Have your spring and autumn dreams!"

“Really?” Tian Peng was not in a hurry, and changed the subject: “Then what about your stealing, stealing, and even selling…”

"What nonsense!"

The official snorted coldly: "When have we ever done such shameful things? It's all because of you, the sinner Tianpeng!"

He is completely fearless now.

The Immortal Palace, the Lord of the Immortal Palace already knows about this, and he must be clear about it in his heart.

But since he didn't say it clearly in the hall and just pretended to be "hesitant", it meant that he didn't want to pursue the matter too much and just took the opportunity to warn others.

The people above are knocking.

We who are down there know what's going on. We should behave ourselves for a while and not seek death!
Are you still afraid that a sinner like you, Tianpeng, will talk nonsense?

"is it?"

Tianpeng's voice became even colder.

What didn't he understand?
The other party has already "demolished the bridge" and put the blame on him, so he is so fearless.

"Of course 'yes'!"

The senior official snorted coldly: "There is no room for negotiation on this matter. You should return and turn yourself in immediately. Perhaps you can get a lighter sentence. Otherwise, you will definitely die and no one can save you."

"Ten thousand years of cultivation is all lost in one day, why bother?"

"When the time comes, your soul will be scattered and your name will disappear in the cycle of reincarnation!"

"Hehehehe."

"You are really a good dog." Tianpeng sneered: "Now you are upright and honest. If I didn't know you well, I would be fooled by you. Unfortunately, you can't fool me!"

"Forget it, I'll take the blame for this matter, and don't think I'm just bullying you."

"but···"

"The banquet two thousand years ago, where you stole the immortal wine~~~"

"Also, when you gambled privately with the immortals, you also used things from the Milky Way, right? They probably haven't eaten them all yet? As long as we search one ship..."

"Pooh!"

"Tian Peng, stop talking nonsense and insulting others' innocence. Am I that kind of person?"

"I'm telling you, you're done, just wait for death!"

"hehe."

Tianpeng's voice became even colder: "You even ruined your boss's Taoist partner..."

"???!"

"Tianpeng!!!"

"You really deserve to die!"

The high official roared, "I'm telling you, the Six Dings and Six Jias are on their way to catch you, and we have the Clairvoyance and Superb Ears to help us remotely tell you your location."

"Don't even think about going to a no-man's land!"

"Don't even think about going to those bald donkeys' places to shave your head, go 'underground' to the dark restricted area, and then jump to other life restricted areas!"

"Don't even bother getting any treasures in those restricted areas to block the perception of your clairvoyance and clairaudience."

"Anyway, you're done!"

"Your only correct choice now is to return immediately, turn yourself in, and beg for forgiveness..."

"I bother!!!"

After cursing, he immediately interrupted the "call" and even crushed the priceless jade talisman for long-distance sound transmission!

afterwards···
He even felt something was wrong.

What if the big boss of the Immortal Palace notices any clues and comes to my place to "go back in time"?
Although we cannot reverse time and space, it is not difficult to see scenes from the past!

Although I seem to have no problems, but if anyone with a discerning eye really wants to find problems, there are still a few.

so···

No!

Be steady!
He immediately showed his righteousness and uprightness, and he put on a posture that was evil in a righteous way, and shouted: "I will never reconcile with evil!!!"

"···"

······
"Six Dings and Six Jias."

"And there are Clairvoyance and Super Hearing to help?"

"This is really going to kill me!"

"ruthless!"

"So cruel!"

Tianpeng’s face turned green.

They are all thousand-year-old foxes, why are they playing Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio?
The senior official was making a lot of noises... seemingly scolding and warning him, but Tianpeng understood clearly that this was an idea that the other party had come up with, pointing out a 'way out' for him.

But···
Damn it, is this life so easy?
Not to mention that they were watching closely and pursuing closely.

Even if there are no pursuers, I have to sneak alone into the territory controlled by those bald donkeys, find a temple, pretend to be a monk, and then sneak into the dark restricted area...

Depend on!
Wouldn't that be fatal?

What is the Dark Forbidden Zone? It can indeed block the detection of Clairvoyance and Superb Ear, but why is it called a Forbidden Zone?

Because that’s a forbidden zone for life!

It is also a relatively special restricted area for life.

Even the clairvoyance and the super hearing are useless when I go in, and if I go in alone, I’m almost blind.

At most, you can only see one and a half acres of land.

But it is full of various dangers and it is a place where people may lose their lives.

It would be fine if I just went in, but they also asked me to find a treasure inside that could block detection, and then run through a few more life restricted areas to confuse the audience. Is this also considered deliberate confusion?

Hey!
It's easy to say.

Isn't this also a life-or-death situation... no, a life-or-death situation? !

Do you really think that the life restricted zone is just talk?

Even if these life forbidden zones did not 'sweep the world' and cause 'turmoil', it would still be fatal!
"Ugh···"

"What a headache."

At this moment, he regretted it very much.

Don't know what to say.

But he couldn't help but give himself a big fight.

Snapped!
The slap was loud.

His face suddenly swelled up, and a palm print was particularly conspicuous.

"You said you..."

"Why are you so bold?"

"Damn it, are you really that brave?"

"You were living a good life before, why do you have to kill yourself?"

"···"

At this moment, he really regretted and panicked.

Um···

Or it would be more appropriate to say that he was scared.

However, no matter how scared I am, I still have to find a way to save my life. Even if there is only a one in ten million chance, I can't just sit there and wait to die.

Besides, death is not that scary.

Even if they wanted to capture me alive and then torture me.

Damn, the criminal law of the Immortal Palace is so scary just by looking at it. It makes me tremble all over. I don’t want to go through it.

"Damn, damn it!"

"What on earth should I do?"

He was panicked.

"Do we really need to visit those places?"

"···"

"Wait, that's not right!"

"That bastard is trying to trick me."

"Going to the Dark Forbidden Zone is a road to death. If you are lucky, you can survive, but why go to the Buddhist land?"

"They can't block detection over there, and they're wasting my time for no reason."

"If I'm a little slow, the Immortal Palace might even contact the Buddhist sect. By then, I'm afraid the Buddhist sect will tie me up and hand me over to the Immortal Palace."

“That’s when there’s really no way out.”

"···"

Tianpeng figured it out.

That bastard mixed one lie among ten truths to deceive himself.

Why?

Because I know his secret.

He won't feel at ease unless he dies!
As long as I am alive, I can rely on this secret to feed him for the rest of my life!

He will feel at ease only if he knows that I am dead.

"Good good!"

"You bastard, just wait for me."

"We were good brothers when we were eating meat and drinking wine, but now that I'm in big trouble, you want to kill me."

"Don't give me the chance to see you again!"

"···"

······
Tianpeng had a clear mind. He gritted his teeth, suddenly turned around and headed towards the nearest ultra-long-distance teleportation array.

Afterwards, they spent a large sum of money to book the entire venue.

Rush to the dark restricted area as quickly as possible.

Immortal Palace.

The Clairvoyant and the Earful quickly realized what was going on: "He was scolded."

"He is from our Immortal Palace. I cannot investigate him inside the Immortal Palace. How dare he ask for help? He is so bold!"

"He turned!"

"what?"

"We are taking the teleportation array to the opposite direction. Liu Ding and Liu Jia, hurry up and catch up."

"No, no, no!!!"

"He is in this direction..."

"Dark restricted area?!"

"Oh no! He wants to enter the Dark Forbidden Zone to seek a way out. Hurry up and follow him. It will be difficult for you to complete the mission!"

Tianpeng has gone in, can Liuding and Liujia go in?
Enter?
That place is too dangerous!

Not going in?

You have the mission of the Immortal Palace, but you don't catch the criminals.

How?
You even dare to disobey the orders of the Immortal Palace?

There is a way to take death!

Liu Ding and Liu Jia were also shocked: "This damn Tian Peng, he wants to take someone else with him when he is about to die."

"Chase!"

however.

They didn't catch up after all.

Tianpeng broke into the dark restricted area first.

Soon, the six Dings and six Jias stood outside the dark restricted area, gritting their teeth in anger. (End of this chapter)