Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei.

Chapter 168 The core of comedy is tragedy, but what about the core of tragedy?

"Uncle, are you done?"

"It's done." Xia Di waved to Chu Zihang, indicating that there would be an event later, so don't rush home yet.

Lu Mingfei threw his schoolbag into the back seat, looked at the girl occupying his co-pilot's seat, and wondered, "Then what's going on with her?"

He remembered that Xiao Xiami's school was in the south of the city, which was far away from here.

"Well, it's a long story." Xia Di shrugged and waited until Chu Zihang greeted the Audi driver and got in the car before starting the car and heading to a familiar private restaurant.

"Then let's make a long story short." Xiaoji classmate stared at Xia Mi with a confused look on his face, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart. It had nothing to do with the co-pilot and the heroine, but something more dangerous...

It's like Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, was looking at Prime Minister Cao, and Qin Yilu was looking at Cao Ah Ma.

"Humph, now I call Uncle Xia 'Uncle' and it's justifiable!" Xia Mi raised his little head and sounded like a little cat who succeeded in stealing fish while others were unprepared.

"What's the situation?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled, feeling that this little girl was hinting at something: "Why are you so justified?"

Didn't Uncle Xia say before that they are not related by blood or relatives?

Could it be that they just took a paternity test together?

Chu Zihang sat behind the driver's seat and saw the snicker on Xia Mi's face through the rearview mirror. Based on her words, he guessed: "Are Uncle Xia and Xia Mi distant relatives?"

"No, we are clan members." Xia Mi raised a green-white finger and shook it, "My grandfather is Uncle Xia's biological brother."

Hearing this, Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang looked at each other, and seeing the confusion in the other's eyes, he asked, "Then why do you call old Xia Tou uncle, instead of brother?"

The rocking car at the entrance of the supermarket will sing "Dad's nephew is called cousin". How come Xia Mi, a sixth-grade senior elementary school student, doesn't even know this.

Xia Mi, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, froze. Then he looked at the driver, who was trying to hold back his laughter, and pretended to be calm: "I'm used to shouting, and I'm too lazy to change."

Then she turned her head and put on an expression as if she didn't want to take advantage of others: "Besides, you and I are peers these days. If I call him brother, don't you have to call me aunt?"

The term "brother" is special, and no one except the idiot Fenrir is qualified to be her brother.

"Do you think you are Little Dragon Girl? Return to my aunt."

Lu Mingfei sneered, not to mention that he and his senior brother were both swordsmen, there was no way he could become Yang Guo's broken-armed hero just with Lao Xia Tou here, not to mention that neither he nor his senior brother's father was a thief. A great villain who abandoned his wife and son.

However, the moment he spoke, Xia Di tapped her fingers on the steering wheel, Chu Zihang's eyes froze as he observed the girl, Xia Mi choked on the sarcasm he was about to say, and the car was silent for a moment.

"..."

After 1.75 seconds, Chu Zihang interrupted the silence: "Uncle Xia, I discussed that script with my junior brother and I think there should be room for optimization."

Xia Di changed the topic cooperatively: "For example?"

"For example, let's put aside the foreshadowing and go directly to the final battle." Lu Mingfei responded. Although he didn't understand why the senior brother would take the initiative to mention changing the script at this time, it was naturally great to not have to bear the pressure of Lao Xiatou alone. .

"Then my appearance scenes have been deleted?" Dragon Warrior Xia Luanlai expressed his displeasure. He had spent a lot of effort to pick out such a script.

"The duration of the performance is limited, please understand, uncle." Lu Mingfei put his hands on the back of his head and gave a compromise: "If it doesn't work, you can be the commentator, or you can play the piano and flute to help me and my senior brother. Just to add to the fun~"

Xia Mi next to him triggered the keyword and quickly interjected: "What kind of show is it? Is there any money to be made?"

After several rounds of street singing, Xiao Longnu managed to pay the rent, water, electricity and tuition fees through her own efforts, but the price was to return to a state of poverty. If she didn't make any more money, she would have to go back to being a hero, fighting crime and robbing the rich. He is good at helping the poor.

"The Mid-Autumn Festival Party held by our school is also a welcome ceremony for new students." Chu Zihang introduced it briefly and comprehensively, and made it clear that this was a free performance. Xiao Longnu was immediately discouraged.

"Why are you obsessed with money at such a young age? Is the pocket money given by your parents not enough?" Xia Di's words made the little girl's heart skip a beat, and she secretly thought that this cheap uncle who had calculated and calculated was planning to give her a red envelope. Already?

But Xiao Longnu wants money, and she also wants the image of a good baby: "I'm not interested in money, I just want to save some money to buy new clothes and snacks for my brother."

The idiot brother has not experienced the beauty of modern society. It will definitely cost money to take him out to play in the future, so he must save more money. "Then why don't you just ask your parents to buy it?" But obviously, Lu Mingfei didn't want the topic to turn to his grandma's house: "This performance is very important, we can talk about making money later."

Xia Di nodded and suggested: "Indeed, I'll call your parents later and let's go have a meal together and get to know each other. You should know your parents' phone numbers, right?"

Xia Mi rolled his eyes and shook his head decisively: "Um, I don't know."

"Then go directly to your house. Where is your brother going to school? Let's pick him up and go back together." Xia Di continued to come up with ideas, like an uncle who cares about the younger generation.

But at the moment, Xiao Longnu only felt that this human being had sinister intentions. Now the people pretending to be her parents were waiting in the countryside, and the only real brother was still sleeping in the capital Nibelung. She had no idea where to conjure up any family members. You can't just pick two people on the street and call them your family, right?
Lu Mingfei didn't know that the two people in the front row together couldn't make up a complete pair of parents, and he was still urging Xia Di to change the script. Chu Zihang didn't want to be a fool on stage and participated in the heated discussion. .

Several people arrived at Xia Mi's community noisily. Finally, under the threat of Xiao Longnu flashing her fangs and threatening to bite anyone if she followed them, Xia Di and the others had no choice but to go to a private restaurant to order food.

"Uncle, today we accidentally ran into the Nibelung roots of the peach tree at Shilan Middle School and had a fight with a gallosaur. Do you know what happened?"

When there were only three masters and apprentices left in the box, Lu Mingfei finally started to attack: "Did you create the Nibelung copy game in my dream? And is the Kamen Rider Transformer real or fake?
Don't lie, you said you would tell us some secrets if we performed well during the summer vacation! "

Xia Di couldn't help laughing when she saw the two little kids looking at her seriously, as if they wanted to judge him with righteous eyes, "OK OK, I said, I said OK."

"First of all, the Nibelung dungeon game in your dream has nothing to do with me. It's your idiot brother Astra who is causing the trouble. I just provided you with a little help." Xia Di gestured as he spoke. The gesture of pointing at the universe indicated that he exerted a little force:
"Secondly, the Kamen Rider Transformer and Zihang's Ultra Ring are just alchemy items I made for fun. After all, as a deviant alchemist, it's normal for me to know some strange tricks, right?"

Lu Mingfei was dubious. He knew that Old Xia Tou was having an affair with a small profiteer, and sooner or later he would arrest them on the spot while they were conducting dirty transactions: "What happened to the peach blossom trees and Nibelungen at Shilan Middle School?"

"This... probably there was a lucky person who obtained the dragon blood crystal of the Black King, and then was hunted down by hybrids and dragons at the same time. During his escape, he hid it in the Nibelung roots of the peach blossom tree. What happened next You also know that after a hard battle, Kamen Rider Mr.

"I think you have also discovered that the campus atmosphere of Shilan Middle School is a bit strange. It seems that everyone is in love. That is because the dragon clan that unfortunately became fertilizer awakened the living creatures sleeping on the peach blossom tree, and the dragon blood crystals inside it also because of When stimulated, energy escapes, causing the peach blossom tree to bloom overnight.

Then, through the influence of dragon blood crystals and living things, the floral fragrance of the peach blossom tree has the ability to allow humans to enter a certain state of reproduction and reproduction at any time. Fortunately, this tree only blooms once a year. Unfortunately, the floral fragrance The effects last for one year. "

After Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang listened, they communicated with their eyes:
"Do you believe what he said?"

"Inconsistent, I don't believe a single punctuation mark!"

So the two of them met each other: "Uncle, who is the girl who carved the words on the peach blossom tree?"

According to their inference, Master Xia has not been in love at such an old age, probably because his former lover/ambiguous partner died tragically in front of him, so he cannot accept other people entering his heart.

But Xia Di's reaction was very dull: "Just a transfer student captured by a handsome body and an interesting soul."

At the beginning, that girl dreamed of owning the King of Shilan Middle School. She was tricked into saying that this peach blossom tree had magical powers. As long as two people's surnames were carved on the tree, they could grow old together, because all the girls close to her participated. The girl foolishly believed this scam and came alone late at night to seek future marriage.

Unfortunately, apart from the few girls who were watching the show in the dark, there was also a dragon who followed the scent and found it, so a tragedy happened.

When Xia Di, the high school savior, learned the news and rushed over, he only had time to save the culprits, but failed to save the girl who boldly proposed.

The school security guard was attracted by the noise in the campus and came over. He only saw the girl lying in a pool of blood. The girls who had tempted her to come to the school had already been scared out of their wits and fled the place. Later, they left the city due to sudden mental problems. .

In the end, the bruised Kamen Rider continued to protect his city, but the one person who could make him laugh completely disappeared.

After telling a tragedy, Xia Di looked at the two of them: "So do you understand?"

"Understand what?"

“Puppy love is risky, so be careful when getting married!

Junior high school students should behave like junior high school students and study hard for me. It will not be too late to have pink campus memories in college. "

　When he was dying of illness, he sat up in shock, wrapped himself tightly in quilts and never missed work!

　　I woke up and took a look at the comments and Q group. I was so scared that I quickly got up and started typing. They asked me to go to the hospital and get an IV drip while typing. How cruel.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)