Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei.
Chapter 292 My name is Caesar, tell me your name!
Chapter 292 My name is Caesar, tell me your name!
In front of them was the sea water dyed red with fish blood, in their ears was the roar of victory, and the fishy smell brought by the sea breeze was mixed with an undetectable stench. The four dragon-slaying quartet were all attracted by the primitive and bloody violence. The picture shocked me, and it took me a long time to come back to my senses.
After witnessing the nearly two-and-a-half-minute battle between killer whales and mermaids, Lu Mingfei could only sigh: "It's so cruel!"
To be honest, if Lao Xia Tou had not popularized science about the real world and dragon civilization before, he would have suspected that those two species were infected with the mutation of an alien virus, and the source of infection was the meteor that was dropped by his wish during the summer vacation. News Didn't it say that it happened to fall on the Pacific Ocean?
It is outrageous to say that he just wanted his parents to come back early so that he would not regret waiting. He was spotted by CCTV and filmed his lonely childhood as a public service announcement. Unexpectedly, the meteor fell in the Pacific Ocean the day he made his wish.
It's all my fault that the music station played "Sad Pacific" instead of playing something bad.
Just then I thought about it, most of Lao Xia Tou’s popular science stories about the dragon clan appeared abroad, and his parents ignored thousands of years of domestic historical heritage and threw it abroad. It’s hard to say that they were doing geological survey and digging ancestral graves. Still studying dragon civilization secretly.
He was thinking endlessly, and Chu Zihang fell into deep thought again.
When I was at the aquarium before, the commentator introduced the living habits of killer whales to tourists and said that they are highly social animals that usually move in groups of family units, ranging from seven or eight to hundreds. .
It stands to reason that for such an important matter of guarding evil dragons, there should be more than just the five that appeared just now.
After all, with the Japanese's bad whaling habits and the constant attacks of mermaids, the five are absolutely impossible.
No, there was a fierce fight just now. How come you guys act like nothing has happened so quickly and still have time to fish?
Weren't these two guys looking serious just now, as if they were thinking about major issues related to the safety of all mankind? How come they turned around and turned into traveling friends out for a picnic?
The girl couldn't help but rub her eyes, suspecting that the porridge she just drank was really mixed with hallucinogens. Everything in front of her was just a hallucination caused by the drug.
Taking a sip of the hot milk at just the right temperature, the girl cursed in her heart: "Why are you more feminine than me..."
At this moment, the sea breeze suddenly smelled of milk, and then a glass of hot milk was handed to her.
Before his parents divorced, the only request that his biological father, who pretended to be a loser, made to him was to prepare a cup of hot milk for his mother before going to bed.
It’s broken. Am I the abnormal one?
Her eyes were firmly attracted by the girl who was as delicate as a doll. Her heart was throbbing and she wanted to call the pear protector. After turning her head with difficulty, she found that the guy had already taken out a set of sophisticated fishing tackle, a small horse trap and a fishing box. , lure rod, bait and sun umbrella, while the cold noodle boy, who is much more mature in comparison, is responsible for setting up the table and setting up the stove to fire up the fish, so that when the fish is caught, he can scrape the scales, disembowel the fish and cook it.
However, when she put down her hand, she found that there was a red-haired figure next to Lu Mingfei, who was preparing to make a nest. Just now, it felt like Dilumon was about to super-evolve and transform into Celestial Beast, but now it turned into a curious baby. , hugging his beloved big-headed bear doll and sitting on Lu Mingfei's pony, watching him with some reluctance as he wasted the magic potion porridge.
Chu Zihang didn't know what Su Qian behind him was thinking. Of course, even if he knew, he wouldn't explain too much. After all, this was just one of his daily routines.
Somehow, Su Qian felt that there was something strange about Eri Yi at this moment, as if her whole body was undergoing some kind of sublimation due to her bloodline, but her appearance did not change at all, and her face was still the same without sadness. No preference seems to be indifferent to life and death.
So the question is, where are the other killer whales guarding the seal?
Will he take the initiative to hunt for mermaids, or will he be wounded and die in the long years of fighting and avoiding Japanese hunting?
Susie looked away and found that both boys were deep in thought, so she turned to look at Eriyi. She was staring blankly at the bright red sea, which dyed the rose red in her eyes even more brilliantly.
Just leave that unlucky guy who fell into the sea alone. Lu Mingfei, didn’t you say you wanted to take Eli Yi for gastric lavage?
Could it be that just because Eri is a gangster lady, she is automatically exempt from the harm of drugs commonly used by the gangster?
Damn it, he is so skilled!
Chu Zihang shook his head and said you're welcome, turned around and poured the hot milk from the pot into a cup, and sent it to Lu Mingfei and Eli Yi who were sitting on the edge of the cliff.
Looking up, I saw the boy, who was prettier than the girl, holding a bone china cup. The handle of the cup was facing him. Steam was rising from the cup. There was not much warmth in his cold voice, but the dark and deep voice was But there was an imperceptible concern in his eyes: "Conditions are limited, drink some hot milk first, breakfast will be ready later."
Looking at the straight back, Susie saw the shadow of a good wife and mother in a boy for the first time.
Such skillful operation made Susie stunned on the spot.
The short-haired girl stared at those eyes that seemed to hide the deep universe. She subconsciously took the hot milk that had just been warmed. Her eyes shifted unnaturally to the bone china cup. Then she quickly stabilized her inexplicably accelerated heartbeat and clicked. He nodded: "Thank you."
The milk tastes soft and smooth, with a slight sweetness. It should be because of the addition of sugar, which neutralizes the milky smell of pure milk to a certain extent.
"There must be something wrong with me." Susie raised her hand to hold her forehead, trying to see if she had any signs of being hot-headed, but everything turned out to be normal, and she even felt a little chilly because of the sea breeze.
The feeling of seeing a husky mixed with wolves became more and more intense, and Susie fell into self-doubt.
It's strange. He has obviously lost his wife, but he still remembers a glass of milk.
He was confused at first, but after going to his grandpa's house for a while, he realized that this was a habit his mother had developed since childhood.
She doesn't sleep well and often wakes up in the middle of the night. She can only sleep soundly by drinking a cup of hot milk with half a spoon of sugar before going to bed.
In the past, her grandma would give her hot milk to drink. Later, her good-for-nothing father would give her hot milk to drink. Now he is responsible for heating the milk. Her girlfriends sometimes laugh at her for being a lucky woman. But every time She would hug herself into her arms, her expression extremely proud.
But now that his mother is not around, he doesn't have to worry about losing his skill in heating milk.
Two cups of hot milk received Lu Mingfei's thanks and Hui Liyi's favorability +1. Chu Zihang began to prepare breakfast. His fourth-dimensional pocket contained a lot of ingredients. The reason why he went out to eat was purely because he didn't know how to cook. Worry about spoiling a good thing.
At the beach, Lu Mingfei finished the hot milk in one breath and felt that his whole body was filled with Pava. He handed the cup to Hui Liyi and licked the milk stains around his mouth. He held the lunch box with both hands and tried his best to eat the packed preserved egg and lean meat. Throw out all the porridge.
Old Xia Tou once told him that a Hainan warlord once found a way to effectively solve the problem of going fishing without bait to make a nest. That is to bring a seasick person and let him eat a full meal before going to sea and vomit wherever he goes. Where to catch.
Digested food has such effects, let alone the untouched porridge and water in his hands.
"Bless me, Lao Xia Tou, and let me catch a big fish! Bless me, little shrimp, and let me connect the rod to protect it!" After throwing out all three portions of porridge, Lu Mingfei picked up the fishing rod and swung it hard, preparing to test Lao Xia and Xiaoxia, which one is more effective?
Just at this moment, a strong sea breeze blew by, and Eriyi's long hair was like a small whip on Lu Mingfei's face, making him couldn't help but sneeze several times: "Gu, someone is scolding me. ?”
Obviously, there is.
"Who is littering? Do you have a sense of public morality?!" On the sea about ten meters away from the cliff, Caesar, who had just stepped on the waves and rushed to the cliff, couldn't help but raise his head and curse. Almost, just a little bit close, he, the noble Gattuso young master, the man who would lead the Gattuso family to glory in the future, would become a drowned rat. What he would be showered with was not rain, but an unknown sticky substance that looked like vomit. .
If he hadn't adjusted the angle just right, the three consecutive blows would have landed on his head.
Looking back at the unknown object that was left behind and submerged in the waves, Caesar thought about delaying the time to rendezvous with the killer whales to warn the guys who were throwing objects at high altitudes and littering the ocean.
But before he could make up his mind, the surfboard under his feet suddenly stopped, like a wild horse being lassoed by a cowboy. Before he could react, his whole body was overturned. , the last moment he fell into the sea, he only saw his surfboard rising up as if it had escaped gravity.
"Che cazzoè questo (What the fuck is this) groooooooooooo?!"
"Big fish, it's a big fish, you can't be wrong, this must be a big fish!" On the cliff, Lu Mingfei, who had just thrown out a shot and was about to sit down cross-legged, was hit by the sudden huge force without his butt touching the ground. He was pulled forward and almost fell off the cliff. If Eryi hadn't reached out in time to pull him back, he would have been able to repeat the feat of making a nest with human flesh.
Lu Mingfei, who had stabilized his body, was not afraid in time. He grabbed the lure fishing rod with both hands and suddenly fell backwards, trying with all his strength to pull up the big fish from the bottom of the sea.
Uncle Xia was right. It turns out that the key point is to build nests when fishing. Not long after the bait was thrown out, a big fish took the bait.
Sure enough, Lao Xia Tou is more effective than Xiao Xiami!
"Haha, this fish is so powerful!"
Lu Mingfei laughed wildly and turned the reel. The whole fishing rod was bent as if it might break at any time, but he didn't panic at all. This was a special fishing rod specially prepared for him by Lao Xia Tou. Why did it explode just after it came out?
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging for me!!!"
The roar here attracted the attention of Chu Zihang and Su Qian. The handsome young man with facial paralysis immediately took out the cutting board, kitchen knife and scale scraper. Su Qian took over and started cutting onions, ginger, garlic and seasonings. Everything seemed so natural. .
The only one who looked a little out of place was Eri. She sat on the pony and looked towards the sea. On her delicate little face, her eyes changed from curiosity to doubt, and finally turned into indescribable complex emotions.
She turned her head and glanced at Lu Mingfei, whose face was full of excitement and looked like a fisherman destined to be a fisherman. Then she looked at the surfboard shaking in the air, blown by the sea wind. She didn't know what to think for a moment.
It means she doesn't have enough common sense, otherwise she would have said, "As expected of a fisherman, he can catch anything except fish."
"Drink - come up here!!!" As Lu Mingfei kept reeling in the line, his big fish was finally pulled up to the sea cliff seven or eight meters high, revealing the true face of Mount Lu.
"..." x4
Looking at the "big fish" that was as tall as a person, more than half a meter wide, ten centimeters thick, and weighed about twenty kilograms, the cheerful Lu Mingfei fell into silence. Su Qian who started boiling water silently turned off the fire, and Chu Zihang also Putting down the scale scraper and wooden knife in her hands, Eriyi wanted to smile but didn't know how to smile. Only a pair of boyish eyebrows were arched.
"Ahem, mistake, this is a mistake." Lu Mingfei coughed twice, his face flushed with excitement was filled with embarrassment, and he reluctantly defended himself in the eyes of his three friends:
"Don't you see that this surfboard looks similar to a fish? If you don't catch a fish, you don't count it as the Air Force... If you catch the surfboard... Can you call it the Air Force if you catch a fisherman?"
In the end, he lost the confidence to defend himself, but in order to save his respect, he could only say difficult words one after another, such as "Mountain pigs can't eat healthy food, and sea fish can't get used to medicinal porridge", "It was windy just now, another shot will be a sure thing." Catching fish" and the like made Susie laugh. The two iceberg "beauties" also pursed their lips slightly, and the sea cliff was filled with happy air.
Lu Mingfei succeeded in changing the subject by playing tricks. He was about to prove his strength to everyone present, and then thought of Eli Yi who seemed to be snickering just now. He immediately stopped swinging his hand and gently squeezed the girl's pink, soft and full body. With collagen on his cheeks, he said angrily: "You saw it just now, right? Why didn't you remind me?"
The red-haired girl blinked her big eyes like an anime character, turned her rose-red eyes left and right, and finally decided to pretend to be innocent by staring like an anime character.
It's just that when someone pretends to be innocent, there will be more or less a pitiful expression on her face and glistening tears at the corners of her eyes, while she has a cold face and lackluster eyes. It looks like she is saying: "Swollen bun, don't you want to Convinced?
"Hey, You……"
Lu Mingfei was just about to give her a gentle facial massage when suddenly there was a "pop" sound on the edge of the sea cliff, and he saw a big hand with clear joints slapping on the wet and cold rock wall, followed by a top. A head full of messy golden hairs poked out, and without even taking a breath, he let out a deafening shout:
"Who caught the surfboard?!"
After the words fell, Lu Mingfei's hand that pinched his face loosened. Eryi took half a step back, and quickly reacted and stood in front of him. Together with the big-headed bear knight in her arms, she stared at the suddenly refreshed blond hair. Monster, his hand has been unconsciously placed on the pendant on his chest.
It was her fault that she didn't remind Lu Mingfei just now, and now is the time to make up for it!
Seeing this, Lu Mingfei quickly held down her hand and whispered "Glue sack" to indicate that this was not an enemy. Then he took two steps forward and admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry, I accidentally caught your surfboard just now." ”
To be honest, at first when he saw the wet but bright blond hair and the unique way of appearing, Lu Mingfei almost thought it was Shufen who was far away on the other side of the ocean and learned that he wanted to learn surfing and came all the way to teach on the spot. But after hearing the angry roar in English with a London accent and the obviously smaller figure, he was sure that he was overthinking it.
"Hoo-ho~" Caesar swam to the shore against the rip current and climbed up in one breath. He gasped for air. His muscular arms were braced on the cliff and he wanted to climb up, but due to physical strength, It took too long to climb up, and the whole person was frozen in a slightly awkward atmosphere.
But fortunately, Lu Mingfei stepped forward in time and helped to pull him out, so that he was not stuck there without getting up or down.
Climbing up the sea cliff, Caesar faced the curious and scrutinizing gazes of the four Asians. He tried hard to calm his violent heartbeat and breathing. He reached out and combed his long golden hair back, revealing a face as handsome as a Greek sculpture. The friendless face and a pair of sea-blue eyes exuded the majesty of a superior person, and the bare Trident of the Sea King in his hand added a bit of bravery.
The muscles all over his body have become extremely bulging due to congestion after strenuous exercise. His exaggerated pectoralis major and chocolate slab abs have clear and distinct outlines. In Europe and the United States, he is the type that would make people drool at night.
But this is Asia. One is a strong woman who has been taught by her father since she was a child that "there are differences between men and women", "men and women are not intimate with each other", and "if a boy wants to bully you, break his legs", and the other is still the same. The "problem girl" who couldn't figure out the difference between men and women. At this time, the former looked sideways and did not look at his naked upper body, while the latter sighed inwardly that this long-haired girl was so good-looking and had such big breasts.
Caesar is now over 1.7 meters tall, which is enough to overlook everyone present. And because of his disgust for the Japanese and the "air raid" that just happened, he subconsciously classified Lu Mingfei and others as "nuisances", and his eyes There is undisguised disgust.
Of course, this was only for the two men present. When he looked at the two pleasant-looking women, the cold look in his eyes would disappear, and he would instead reveal a warm and elegant smile. Even though he was shirtless and soaked at the moment, people could still tell that he was actually wearing an invisible evening gown with a red bow tie and a red rose in his breast pocket.
After all, the tradition of the Gattuso family is that women must be treated elegantly and considerately, and they must behave like the most orthodox gentleman in the world, making people feel like a spring breeze. This is why members of the Gattuso family have always been very popular with the opposite sex. It even produced a world-famous stallion.
Perhaps because his distinction was too obvious, Chu Zihang and Lu Mingfei quietly took a step sideways to block the undisguised sight of this foreign young man who was suspected of being a pervert.
Among them, Lu Mingfei felt guilty for his unintentional mistake and did not express too much. He was treated as a weak chicken and ignored by Caesar. The unruly future emperor of the Gattuso family never paid attention to the weak. He only focused on the weak. He placed the handsome young man with an expressionless face, cold eyes, and evil aura, holding a black and purple wooden sword in his hand.
This guy is a bit interesting.
"My name is Caesar, tell me your name."
(End of this chapter)
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