Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei.
Chapter 411: Riding on the popularity and advertising are the basic operations of a crappy movie
Chapter 411: Riding on the popularity and advertising are the basic operations of a crappy movie
"Lu Mingfei, join the track and field team. Shilan Middle School needs you! The country needs you! The world needs you!"
Before Lu Mingfei could finish celebrating, his physical education teacher Shi Yanlei, who seemed to be a bit weak, rushed over, his voice so loud that it almost drowned out the radio.
An arm as thick as a girl's thigh pressed down on Xiaolu's narrow shoulders. Shi Yanlei's square face flushed red, and his eyes were fanatical, as if he was looking at a peerless beauty who could stand a person on her fist, run a horse on her arms, and had eight abdominal muscles:
"10 seconds! A junior high school student who has never received any training ran a time of 92 seconds. The hope of the yellow race to break the ten-second mark rests on you!"
He couldn't help but be excited. You know, the average 14-meter dash for normal male junior high school students is around 100 seconds, and the champion of the men's 10-meter sprint in this year's Paris Athletics World Championships only achieved 07 seconds. That was an athlete trained with the whole country's strength, and Lu Mingfei was just a kid who had just entered the first grade of junior high school. If he was given a few more years to develop, wouldn't he take off directly?
Shi Yanlei said without exaggeration that if Lu Mingfei's results today were to get out, he would not be surprised if the provincial team or the national team came to him, not to mention the city's track and field team. CCTV might even have to send reporters to interview him.
“No way, is it that exaggerated?” Lu Mingfei’s eyes twitched. He felt as if he had done something extraordinary, but he was clearly running very relaxedly!
"Exaggerated, very exaggerated!" Shi Yanlei saw that Lu Mingfei didn't know the importance of the matter, and explained in a deep voice: "With your results, even a national-level athlete would have to politely call you Master Lu, not to mention a junior high school student. You were even 0.01 seconds faster than them!"
Looking at the crowd that was gathering nearby and talking loudly, as well as the referees who were checking the stopwatch to see if there was anything wrong, Lu Mingfei couldn't help swallowing, feeling that he was really going to be famous this time.
Just as he was wondering whether his daily life would be disrupted, a heavenly voice came from the referee: "Hey, there is really something wrong with this stopwatch. Lu Mingfei's score is not accurate."
As soon as these words were spoken, the crowd, which had been extremely noisy just now, suddenly became quiet, and then fell into even louder discussions.
"My goodness, even such an important timer can have problems. Can the equipment be more professional? I almost thought he had awakened a speed-related ability."
"I thought there might be a problem. Our junior high school record is only a little over twelve seconds. How could it be possible to exceed that much in one go?"
"That's what they said, but they didn't break the record. The second place winner, Han Paopao, had a time of thirteen seconds, but Lu Mingfei still left him far behind."
"Did that guy slow down in the second half?"
Amidst all the discussions, Lu Mingfei's actual performance became the focus of everyone's attention.
Shi Yanlei firmly believed that his student's result was within eleven seconds. After all, he was not blind. The distance between Lu Mingfei and Han Paopao when they crossed the finish line was at least fifteen meters, and in the second half, the boy named Han seemed to have slowed down due to exhaustion.
Among all the people present, apart from Zhao Menghua and his younger brother who was comforting him that it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge, perhaps the one who most wanted to see Lu Mingfei's achievements become mediocre like everyone else was himself.
Xia Mi and Nuo Nuo no longer had their previous disdain, their faces full of gloating expressions like "something must have happened", waiting to see the joke. Unlike Eiry, she only felt sorry for Lu Mingfei, thinking that his results were not good enough, and gently comforted him to keep working hard to achieve better results.
One more time and I'll be in the lab!
Lu Mingfei wanted to reach out and pinch Eri's little face and rub it, to make up for today's beauty exercises, but behind her, two murderous and murderous eyes shot towards him, as if to poke hundreds of holes in his body, so he could only put down his raised hands in embarrassment.
Just at this moment, the referee and the physical education teacher who had been arguing over there gave the final result. There was indeed a problem with the timer, it was 0.1 second slow, so Lu Mingfei's result should be 10 seconds.
After hearing these words, Zhao Menghua, who had been waiting anxiously, could not help but feel sad and rushed to the toilet.
This kind of behavior that gives people hope and despair is really bullying!
And that damn school director, even the guy who was ranked last and flirting with his girlfriend's sister had a commentary, so why shouldn't he, the handsome guy ranked second to last, deserve a name?
Before the more explosive results caused a sensation, Xia Di had already called on everyone on the radio not to gather near the track and affect the normal progress of the competition. That magnetic voice seemed to have magical power, and it immediately made the noisy crowd return to normal, allowing the competition to continue.
Yuan Zhisheng and Yuan Zhinu looked at each other and couldn't help but wonder what would happen if Herzog, who had controlled the spiritual elements, was desperate to challenge Xia Di.
"Is he going to die?"
"He's going to die."
Thanks to Xia Di's help, the record-breaking incident came to a temporary end.
The 100-meter final will be held tomorrow. Lu Mingfei doesn't have to worry about shocking the entire school. The only ordinary person in their group who will be excited about his results is Su Xiaoyan.
"Ming Fei is really awesome, Zihang, you should also work harder." On the way to the long jump competition venue, Su Xiaoyan held Xia Mi's arm with one hand and cheered for Chu Zihang.
She was a very open-minded mother with high emotional intelligence. She would not say stupid things like a senior student should not lose to a junior student. She just asked him to strive to break the record and make Xia Di, the guy who was addicted to delaying his submission, bleed a lot.
Lu Mingfei also nodded vigorously at the side. After all, the main purpose of their participation in the school sports meet was to get Old Xia's gold coins. If Xia Di hadn't been following them, he would have wanted to anonymously take his place and help break the record.
Just give him the exploded gold coins as reward.
Not only Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei also pulled Huili aside and whispered to her, telling her to try to break all the campus records after entering school, and then he would make money to buy him a pretty dress... Bah, he made money to buy a pretty dress for Huili to wear!
The much-anticipated Chu Zihang did not disappoint. As a strong opponent who could only be defeated by the boys' cooperation and an extraordinary and omnipotent male god in the girls' eyes, he naturally broke the record and won the long jump championship.
After the long jump, it was Lu Mingfei's triple jump, Chu Zihang's high jump, and Nuonuo's 100-meter and 400-meter runs.
With Lu Mingfei's experience as a lesson learned, everyone was very restrained. While breaking the record, they did not behave too abnormally and kept the results within the range acceptable to the public.
"Huh~ Being a superhuman is really hard. If you're not careful you'll end up looking too different from ordinary people." After finishing the morning's game, Lu Mingfei breathed a sigh of relief.
He was walking on thin ice during this school sports meet and didn't know whether he could make it safely.
Glancing at Xia Di who was teasing Eri with snacks, Lu Mingfei thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out which deity or Buddha to pray to so that old Xia would behave himself and stop playing pranks on him.
He was looking at Xia Di, but he didn't notice that there was someone in the distance who was also watching him quietly.
Chen Wenwen, who signed up for the women's 100-meter sprint, originally wanted to shine in front of Xia Di and Lu Mingfei, but unexpectedly they did not stop at all and left directly after the competition. With her emotions fluctuating, she performed poorly and barely squeezed into the top three in the group, but still missed the qualification for the finals. Although her classmates comforted her, she still felt very sad. If she didn't need to maintain her literary girl image, she would have wanted to find a place to quietly drop her pearls.
Maybe someone would come up and help her lick the fallen little pearls clean.
It’s a pity that Zhao Menghua, whose Taoism heart was broken, no longer had the time to pretend to be a caring and warm man to comfort her.
In order to compete with Lu Mingfei, he deliberately chose the same events as Lu Mingfei. As a result, he failed miserably in the 100-meter race and triple jump. He even sprained his ankle due to too much pressure during the last jump. He was directly supported by his younger brothers and sent to the infirmary. It is still unknown whether he will be able to participate in subsequent competitions and activities.
According to classmates who went to visit him, he seemed to have suffered too great a blow, and kept muttering to himself, "Women will only affect the speed of drawing the sword", "I, Zhao Menghua, have never been inferior to others in my life, and today's shame will be repaid double in the future", and it was not known whether he was planning to practice the Sunflower Manual and the Exorcism Sword.
There was no competition in the afternoon, and seeing that no one had much enthusiasm for exercise, Xia Di simply took everyone to the auditorium and held a preview.
The auditorium where the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala was held had been equipped with a giant screen and projector, and Xia Di had also thoughtfully prepared popcorn and drinks.
Everyone sat separately, Su Xiaoyan holding Xia Mi in her left hand and Chu Zihang in her right hand, she was as happy as a beautiful rose.
The Genji brothers and their respective wives sat in the back. They had a feeling that they would definitely have a role in the upcoming movie, and most likely play funny roles.
Comedy master Charlie Chaplin once said that comedy comes from tragedy, so if you want to see how heavy the sadness and sorrow are, you must first see through the funny coat on the outside.
What if you can’t see through it?
Just treat it as a comedy. Anyway, the two of them were really fooled by Herzog and Xia Di. If the latter hadn't appeared, they might have been played to death.
If you have any shame, you won’t go to the front row to join in the fun.
Eiry sat between Nono and Lu Mingfei, with the two parents sitting at either end. They looked like a rather harmonious family of five.
Looking at the mock poster, Lu Mingfei missed his friends who had slayed dragons and saved the world together. Although they had been in contact online these days, he knew that Caesar was trying hard to be a qualified father and that there was no problem for Susie to return to normal campus life. The only thing worth mentioning was that her father had a new job, apparently as an instructor in some special forces.
Eri also missed her elder sister who took good care of her, and she called Susie frequently these days to report on her study progress.
With a "click", the lights in the auditorium went out, and only the projector was still flashing in the huge space.
Because it was a private screening, there were no disgusting advertisements. As the classic dragon logo appeared, a black and gold swan soon walked to the center of the screen with a heartless pace, and the moment it flapped its wings and flew, it turned into the logo of the producer.
"Boom boom boom boom~" Rhythmic drum beats came from the speakers in the four corners of the auditorium, and then passionate music sounded, and the name of the movie and the names of the main creative team emerged in the dark curtain.
"Dragon Quest: The Legend of the Dragon Slayer in Japan", the movie title is obviously trying to ride on the popularity of the game. A Japanese national RPG game said that this is a serious infringement and people should be careful of lawyers' warning letters.
Starring: Tsukuyomi Nobuo, Divine Favored Sakura, The Master of the Eternal Burning Eyes, The Domineering Nobleman, and The Magnetic Field Female Swordsman.
Starring: Amaterasu, Susanoo, Hei Buliuqiu almost lost his life...
Friendly guest appearances: The Eight Snake Families, the Ghost Clan, Kassel Academy, and Mold.
Photography: Flame Dragon Slayer, Nova
Writer/director: Dashuaibi who does not want to reveal his name
Special appearances: ▇▇
A series of images flashed quickly, and the movie officially began.
The first scene of the movie is a grand, thrilling car racing scene. A female rider with a fantastic figure is speeding on the highway and encounters a group of domineering bikers on the way.
Just as the plot was about to change from Fast and Furious to Fast and Furious, Su Xiaoyan was hesitating whether to cover the eyes of the two children, when suddenly a King heavy truck rushed over with its horn honking.
Good luck is at hand, and the bikers who are blocking the road try their best to escape, but they cannot escape death in the end. After a series of teeth-grinding sounds of bones breaking, a Beretta M9 pops out of the window of a heavy truck, shoots the struggling and wailing bikers in the head one by one, and then drives away, leaving long bloody tire marks along the way.
The graceful female knight stood there as if she was frightened, with blood splattered on her helmet, which slowly slid down the lens.
"Look, this is the ultimate secret of unlimited fighting." Xia Di turned his head to supplement Lu Mingfei's knowledge points, "Killing people does not necessarily require weapons, sometimes vehicles are more lethal.
A heavy truck of this size can smash a person into pieces when driving at high speed. If the truck is filled with bombs, it can turn into a self-destructing truck. Of course, this trick is not recommended as it can easily get you killed."
The corners of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this. Forgive him for being blunt, but under normal circumstances, shouldn't the child be told to watch out for large trucks on the road?
You look so serious when explaining science, could this scene be real?
"That's not the case. It's just a little bit of artistic processing." Xia Di denied it. When he was a human being, he still loved life very much.
In the movie, two bright red tire tracks gradually faded and turned into contrail clouds left by an airplane crossing the night sky.
The roar of the plane engine gradually faded away, and the scene switched from exterior to interior. A man who looked 4% similar to Xia Di was reading a book called "Go Back to the Past and Become a Cat " with great interest. Opposite him was a boy who was sleeping unconscious with his head tilted, and a handsome boy who was doing his homework at his desk.
This shameless picture of advertising itself made the two loyal readers of Huimao present stunned, and then a wave of ecstasy surged in their hearts, as if the chicken had eaten the rice, the dog had licked the noodles, and the fire had burned through the lock and finally waited for the rain to fall from God.
(End of this chapter)
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